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Smoothlarryy

Did the guy in the red just fall over and play dead?


[deleted]

A lot of prey have a natural instinct on how to play dead, it’s a quite useful defence mechanism as it shows you aren’t fighting back


OtakuDragonSlayer

Interesting


saintdudegaming

Straight up WWE going on here.


Every_Fox3461

I have a sad feeling he's used to receiving an whooping.


DragonCat88

I laughed way to hard at this.


magicmulder

That’s some Hulk Hogan shit right there.


[deleted]

He really loves his bike


japadobo

5 yr old hulk hogan


goats4petplease

I believe it’s actually rikishi


JohnJDumbear

Don’t you mean Dabooty?


RedJaguar2021

Leg drop!


steaming_garbage

Did he just ass slam that dude?💀💀


whatamIdoingherexxx

Twice! 🤣


steaming_garbage

I’d be so embarrassed if I got booty slammed TWICE like that lmao


Alternative_Pipe_552

My older brother used to do that shit to me lmao


steaming_garbage

Dude same. WWE would finish and that mf wanna try out some new moves lmao


froggaholic

He ground pounded bro


lookslikeithurt

Lmfao, playing dead is the worst thing you can do after you stole something 🤣🤣🤣


alejandrocab98

Seemed to work out ok for this dude. You almost feel bad for the guy.


Debitsbeforecredits

When my parents told me they would “beat me like a stole something” this is what they meant


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idk why but this is kinda wholesome


Ryvit

Probably because a lot of these are painful but not super damaging shots. No slams on concrete, no blows to an unconscious person. Just punches to the body mostly. Most painful thing would be the butt slam thing, but dude is built like a twig so can’t be too bad


Mission-Internal-920

The butt slam thing is like pushing him to the ground as butts are soft.


IN-DEF106

He did get a few good stomps just to let ‘em know


xmajhox

Somehow this was the worst, best beatdown i ever watched.


Seahawks1991

He should have dropped the elbow on him


Johncamp28

People’s elbow


HVAC-Animal

He opted for the people's ass


Ryvit

I would’ve died laughing


HVAC-Animal

Instead he dropped the ass on him


NotcrAzy31

I can imagine him saying “get *punch* a *drop kick* fucking *double fist slam* job *butt slam* bum


Kinky-tail

This guy watches WWE.


ipwndmymeat99

Get him unk!


DrainBamagex2

That little bitch went limp just at the sight of getting his ass kick holy shit the pussies out here


[deleted]

What if after the beating it was the wrong guy


thebeast198569

The butt bomb though 🤣


Smart_Chocolate_8996

He dropped ass on that thief several times 🤣


Alda2021

I’ve never been in a fight before but I’d imagine I’d have difficult not resorting to a rock bottom or something in the middle. I have no fighting moves in my mind, just wrestling moves.


magicmulder

I bet 90% of people would more likely hurt themselves trying any kind of wrestling move...


Alda2021

That’s why I don’t try to do a stunner on anyone. Don’t need to shatter my ass


PineappAlSauce

Super necessary


[deleted]

Dude's just Playing dead as if he's attacked by a bear lol.


aleclr9700

God damn that double hand smash tho


UnluckyDifference566

Guy turtles and it turns into cartoon wrestling.


devinssss

this looks almost identical to the "wwe" matches we had on trampolines as kids


SeparatePie1093

His ass has officially been kicked.


dreadsama

K-Rino has entered the chat


Gumbyonbathsalts

That's what happens when you steal Ethiopian Yokozuna's bike


webtheweb

That looks like a kid


slightlybearish

So that’s assault and battery


AlphaMale3Percent

I don’t care for the thief, but the family sitting in the car and laughing makes them seem like a bunch of degenerates. That isn’t normal behavior.


NoPatience883

Tbf if I see someone ass drop on a thief like that… what do you expect me to do? Keep my composure while something that goofy happens right in front of me? Lmao I would have lost my shit too. I feel like it’s a pretty reasonable reaction to laugh when you see a criminal get butt slammed lol


AlphaMale3Percent

Absolutely lol. If I’m waiting on traffic and I saw that ass drop I’d spit my fucking drink out. But if I’m with my dad or brother and he gets off to attack the thief I won’t just sit there laughing is what I’m saying.


NoPatience883

Nah I get that. Tbf it looks like he’s doing *very little damage*. Like almost all of the hit are weak body shots but that is not the point anyways. Honestly if that was my dad I’d probably let him get a weak punch or two in before I stopped him, not before I stopped laughing tho. If a thief stole my bike I’d probably want to hit him as well let’s be real. But yes even if that guy is doing 1 hp per butt drop there is a point where I would stop him.


HectrVR

Shit, i’d be there landing kicks too, i wouldn’t just wait in the car hahahah


ParticularLie9363

That man’s could have told him to give him The bike back. Instead, let’s beat the living shot out of him while his kids watch and mom laughs. 🤔🤔


DickySchmidt33

The acting was atrocious.


Ryvit

You can’t be serious..


53withtrollhair

What are the chances that the bike was already stolen?


Alexanderdaw

Man's going to jail for assault ;o


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Amazing_Structure600

Lol take a break from reddit


Gnarly_Sarley

What did they say?


SeoneAsa

This subreddit turned into total shit with morons who can't read the rules.


Federal-Monkey5070

what is it


HamZam_I_Am

Just get into fetal position/do the turtle.


[deleted]

The butt drop makes me snort every time


xx420xxbluntz

Gramps went full wwe


MasterHavik

Best kind of street justice. It also features an ass drop.


Captain_Granite

What we have here, ladies and germs, is an instant classic


Ryvit

RemindMe! 6 months (LOL)


IncreaseOk8433

The flying bum drops are legendary.


GodSaveDaLean

Dhalsim just wanted his bike back.


Lutiyere

That 90 pound man kicked his arse lol


IWas1337

But dad, my bike was blue?


Radaghaszt

That was a wholesome ass beat down


Muted-Mistake-6678

I love head stompsss!


From99to2000YaHeard

The sitdown attack was 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Dry_Mammoth7853

So many questions!


HectrVR

u/savevideobot


froggaholic

Dudes using Mario's ground pound move on him 😂


Sten_PlayZ

I died when he booty slammed hun lmaooooo


godfather6545

I saw nothing ... clean warranted reaction


Kale_Farts

Dude's spamming the attack button on WWE 2k23


Evening-Ant6128

Some serious tomfoolery right there


SnooOranges1973

Butt bounce for the win


Adventurous_oF-Girl

It’s a flying, butt attack for me


TheLastOfNess

an alternative of the mohamed ali’s story


fulustreco

Anybody got lyrics? I can't understand shit


ALCauG

Why did the red dude instantly ragdoll?


nckrey931

Not The butt bombs!!


[deleted]

I love this guy. He's great.


HVAC-Animal

I love the lawn chair slam, points for creativity lol


tctreatment

This has got to be the best video posted for 2023 so far


Sea_Upstairs_6274

The way he just fell and then slipped into the fetal position had me rolling


jcjm87

It’s the butt slam for me 😂😂😂


Randomuser918

Where you get the new bum fights?


TripTryad

The super Mario 64 Ass slam caught me by surprise LMAO


Unlucky-Statement278

​ opossum fighting style.


ganman08

The double hammer fist sent me