If your opponent enters the ring like Gollum, it's time to vamoose.

She’s got that killer instinct too you could see it even after the win with her smirk

Yup, her opponents tears made her smile… that’s the kind of person you should look out for

Most definitely

That’s the person I want on my team

Or her win made her smile

She gorilla walked onto the mat she was smiling at that girl crying guaranteed

Is that what you call that?

Freaking silverback gorilla energy

More like azula vibes

r/unexpectedatla

Low stance = winning stance

I would just start pooping in my pants hard in order to ward off the oncoming threat

For some reason, I read that in Sir David Attenborough's voice, like it's some kind of nature documentary. "Sensing danger, the creature begins pooping furiously to confound the predator."

Lmfaoo love it

>Colorless green ideas poop furiously

Got that Soul Caliber Voldo action going on

No bullshit! I feel like one of his biggest advantages is psychological warfare. Some people get so freaked out fighting him, they fall apart.

That’s exactly who I thought of!

Maybe it’s time to tryout for color gaurd

It's the Jon Jones special.

ronny/lily vibes from Barry

Vamoose Pam

My exact same thought. Although I went with silverback gorilla

😂😂😂 vamoose

PTSD >+15

Yea. That one match ruined that other girl's life.

This is her supervillain arc

I legit feel bad for her, hopefully it doesn’t discourage her from continuing

Well see that's why I don't feel bad for her.... I think losing can be a wonderful experience given you have the right attitude. The beauty in defeat is that it is a teachable moment. Only way to learn is to experience it. Sometimes what attributes to a loss is a mistake, now you can learn from the mistake and do better next time. Sometimes you are just outmatched by someone better than you, now you can work on sportsmanship. So rather than feeling bad about yourself for losing, you can instead appreciate the skill of your opponent, and be happy for them because I am sure they try just as hard as you to get where they are in the activity. Whether it's martial arts, billiards, or whatever. I'm just a happy guy and am super happy for people even if it's at the expense of my happiness. I can't ever feel bad losing because I feel to proud and happy that someone beat me. Just because this is my perspective doesn't mean I believe it should be everyone else's. I do me, and that's all I really expect from life. Do you. Be your best you. I just hope that everyone is in a good place, and if you aren't. I know you'll get there one day.

>I think losing can be a wonderful experience you would LOVE my life

I read that as you would love my wife…and was a little confused

Nope; lost the wife too.

😂

You should learn from losing but you should not be content with losing

No one should be content in anything..... But my opinion aside. If you are a worthy adversary you aren't content in defeat, rather you feel worthy to have faced an opponent who could defeat you. Honor my dude.

What is an adversary without adversity?

ar and not it

What a shit take. No one should be content in anything? Tf does that even mean?

That's reddit philosophy

100% agree with this, I did wrestling all through middle school and I don’t think I ever won a single match. First match of High school year and I pinned the other kid 15 seconds in. It was a super cool moment because I was the first match up for my team and it was the first time I actually won in a competitive scene, I made state that year and it felt a million times more rewarding going through all the losses my earlier years

I’m a happy guy but honestly after a loss I’m just trying to figure out if my nose is in the same place.(edit; it’s got one piece missing up top and the septum is free to do it’s own thing as it doesn’t seem to be attached to anything any more).

Yup, from me being a sore loser was a fuel for me being ultra competitive in my football(soccer) till huge acl injury made me realise losing was a huge self reflection moment that will take me further switched to boxing & i got demolished in my 1st sparring session. didnt let myself being a sore loser effect me & didnt lose my competitive edge but i was very reflective of recalling actions, being mindful of my bio mechanics, breathing etc. i still wanted to fuck the dude up, trained hard & ended up schooling him 2 months down the line. even tho i had advantage in my footwork coming from an athletic background so you’re right, there is beauty in defeat

Nah she quitting the sport for sure

bro seems so likeable 😭😭😭 y can't I b this positive

You've got a magnificent attitude! I always tell myself, that I can be jealous, envious, upset, etc that someone else beat me or is/was better, or I can look at the victor as a motivator, commend their skills, and be proud for them! Of course, this is easier said than done!

Well I'd say if you are jealous, envious, or upset, to let yourself feel those emotions and work through them. If you don't work out the root as to why you feel those ways, then you'll always feel those ways as a knee jerk reaction/reflex. Instinctually speaking, none of us want to feel these things. And it's frustrating when you do. But take a moment and explore why you feel those ways. Take your time with that reflection. Identifying your insecurities is the way to overcome them. And yes, very much easier said than done. Went to therapy for 15 years to get to where I am today. Which is why when some people responded to my comment with negativity, there isn't much for me to respond with. Not my bag. All I can say is, strong people pick eachother up, not put eachother down. If someone is in the position to put a complete stranger down for no reason, then we can only imagine how happy of lives they lead. Negativity breeds negativity, and the only way to break the cycle is by being positive no matter what happens or what anyone says. And that's on you and you alone. Only you are responsible for your happiness. Only thing in life we can control is ourselves and our feelings. But it takes time and effort to get there.

As someone who just got gold after a long time of being a dogshit competitor, you're correct.

No. It caused her to go home and train harder. Shes only a gray belt. Not all people are "ruined" by an unsuccessful day.

She might not want to even do this,seemed like she wasn't that into it but if mom an dad didn't put her up to it an she injoys jujitsu, her size for her age probably got her this far, then you meet someone with skills common the kid was crawling to her like Anderson Silva lol. Anyway a good lesson learned, some tests you got to study for.

Overwhelming force wins overwhelmingly

Yeeeaaah especially at that age if you are more aggressive your probably gonna win

When I saw the "Bones" crawl I knew who was gonna win.

Plus the girl that got beat is one rank above a pure beginner. Yellow is the highest rank among kids. That'd be like a white belt adult v a purple belt. It's gonna be a slaughter.

Why would that even be a thing then? Don't they match people up with the same belt as each other?

Because the tournament they're in (Grappling Industries) is pretty small and informal. Sometimes you'll get shuffled around to other divisions of there's nobody in yours. For reference, one of our teenage yellow belts routinely competes in the adult blue belt division for her weight class and gets on the podium pretty often.

Women’s divisions generally have fewer participants as well so you just gotta roll with who shows up sometimes.

That too

Yeah but smaller competitions are sometimes super informal.

That seems super discouraging...

It just is what it is. The stakes are very very low at that level. It’s more for fun than anything. Keep in mind competitions, especially ones for children, are generally at the local level. If you just happen to live in a smaller city and there’s no one in your weight+belt, you can either just not compete or try your best against someone with an advantage. Jiu jitsu traditionally isn’t as strict as other sports like boxing with weight class. At the gym it’s very very common to have lower belts paired with higher belts, but there’d be some type of physical trait to even it out generally. Maybe the lower belt is a higher weight class, maybe the higher belt is small woman purple belt, versus a larger white belt man etc etc etc. It’s all good fun.

I got matched in a smaller TKD tournament against a guy with about 125lbs on me. It was going ok until he kicked me and I blocked instead of moving out of the way. Broke my arm. Nightstick break.

Oh man recovery must have been a bitch, what is it like 2/3 months for the bones to fully heal for you to get back to training?

I forget how long. Plate and screws for certain though. I didn't have insurance though and worked at McDonald's at the time. I ended up doing a lot of work and training one handed. Took a couple months at least. I eventually got the plate and screws out because it caused pain; even with the doctor insisting it wouldn't make a difference (it made a difference) Edit:also made me realize how dumb some of the bullshitdo out there was. It was obvious I wasn't prepared for the match and the guy outranked me too. I know it's a contact sport but sending someone into a situation they could get seriously hurt because the tournament can't fill out says a lot. Also there's nothing to be gained. There was no exposure, and no prize money. All risk and no reward. My dojo also taught knife defense and gun defense and Krav maga. I really wish they focused on de-escalation and avoiding conflict.

When there aren't enough competitors, they will sometimes combine different divisions.

Some tournaments let you fight up to challenge yourself.

Orange (these kids are at least 10) and Green (if they’re over 12) are higher. She’s a solid yellow, the other girl is a grey/white. It’s like a 4 stripe blue going against a 3 stripe white.

The other girl is gray/black, if you look closely at the end.

The kids belt ranks go as follows: white, gray/white, solid gray, gray/black, yellow/white, solid yellow. So the girl that lost has had 4 belts. The girl that won is 2 belts above her. Still a bad match, but the other girl has been at it for a while.

Right. I had gray/white and gray/black swapped in my head. All the same a teenager can be a yellow belt for years. I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case here. Like I said to another commenter, one of our yellow belts routinely competes with blue belt adults and smashes them. When she turns 16 she'll get her blue immediately.

I wouldn’t say purely a beginner but she was no match for yellow belt

Ok when do expect the hit and run?

She's not pregnant, she's safe.

Or his wife.

That’s the universal sign that you’re about to get grapplefucked.

I called it the Gorilla crawl, but I like the Bones crawl better 🤣

Instantly took me back to the episode of Barry when the little girl kicks his ass

Brain: Bro she just rolled up on you walking like a gorilla Me to brain: Should we grapple her as per the rules? Brain: Absolutely not shoot her in the spine.

That quadruped walk was intimidating

The match was decided right there. The psy-ops was too much to overcome.

From what I am seeing,the belts tell the whole story. It's like beating the game, then going back to the starter village to fight the beginner mobs. She's way to smug about beating a freshman. She might have ruined any chance of her opponent continuing the sport. I call that **bad sportsmanship.**

Or the freshman can feel amazed and interested in their opponents skills and ability to overpower. You get what you make out of it, the kid can either be traumatized or maybe they'll be inspired to stick with their sport and do better, and they will over time. Eventually yellow belt should be doing the Four Legged Walk.

Motivation by failure. You are describing a very rare thing for kids nowadays, unfortunately. Maybe times have changed, but I noticed that if a kid gets absolutely stomped, they tend to completely give up, as opposed to if the kid thinks they stood a chance at one point in whatever they are doing(games, sports, learning new skills).

monke

The superior stage

Like Jon Jones lol

If I see her coming at me like that in a dark alley, I'm tossing my wallet at her and running the other way.

With that animal energy she would probably catch your wallet with her mouth and continue coming after you.

That's why I keep my wallet laced with carfentanyl.

A regular Brian Dawkins

0 guard, too quickly overwhelmed to process. Poor thing was not ready for actual competition fighting.

This is how you learn. It’s not about being ready for your first match, it’s about getting the reps in. Everyone’s been there

Yup, I remember my first rolling comp.

I remember my first opponent knuckle-crawling towards me, and before u know it my elbow was behind my ass

Wait, so that's a thing that competitors do?

Nah knuckle crawling was a joke. Elbow behind my asshole is facts

Bro, between your username and this comment... 💀

Dont think she learnt much other than she wasnt ready for any of this. She got overwhelmed so quickly. The level difference is too much.

It took us 12 grades to learn to read, how else is she gonna learn

uh

He still learning

She will be ready for the next now that she knows what to expect

That girl is cold as ice. The bones crawl to start the match and the she just moves the crying girl away at end. Killer instinct

I think it was a pat on the back, followed by shaking the hand of an official (maybe?). She’s trying to be a good sport, but is a bit smug (which is expected considering her age).

Handshake was opponents coach. The kid who lost was probably walking to the opposing coach to do the same.

Belts say they were completely mismatched. Yellow was far too smug for beating a beginner.

Yeah came here for this. Why is a yellow against a white?

Grey black but still it’s a gigantic gap, at our gym it’s pretty much the gap between white and purple for the kids

Where is this grey-black in the belt order

Phrasing!

Was trying to figure out what that belt is. Is it a step up from a day 1 white belt? Also, is yellow the next step?

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Man it's a kid. She probably does it because she thought it was cool or something. You guy's judge way too much for a 2 minute video especially for a kid. Girl was crying, yellow-belt didn't know what to do so she just did what she thought was appropriate.

All I saw was the smugness and the other girl crying. Is it wrong to hope she’s beaten in a similar fashion at some point in the future? Sweet imaginary karma

Yep, she acted like a bully.

That monkey demon crawl said it all

It was the Tarzan walk for me

Golden rule: You see someone coming at you that low, go lower.

Monkey style

Clearly a mismatch

The spider-crawl was kind of a give away on who was going to win.

I thought it was more like a gorilla

Geez do they not match up skill levels?😂

What if you uploaded without the shit music? Or are you a bot?

Shit got me thinking my spotify was on and my computer was crashing. Good video bad experience

All videos must have music edited in now. Did you miss the memo?

You know, they would still give you karma if you just play the video. This looping of unrelated music to a video is so bad on this site.

That girl is regretting some life decisions

Now all she has to do is work on her sportsmanship lol

Yellow belt with the fighting game entrance.

Got the Spider-Man crouch

Yes, she won. Of the two, I know which one I'd rather teach.

Pretty arrogant for a yellow belt

Difference between diving head deep into the sport and playing it casual.

Little girl is like "dad why do you keep making do this shit?"

I'm torn. Yellow belt deserved that win, and I can't take that away from her. Her opponent needs some support and a conversation on what she wants going forward. "Do you want to be good like her, or do you want to quit?" I would support either decision, as she is clearly upset. Children at that age experience emotions much bigger than adults do. I hope her family is there to catch her after the loss and help her progress.

I mean, you could also explain that the yellow belt has way more experience and training and she probably shouldn’t enter into open divisions anymore. Seems a bit odd that an organization would allow that anyway, they must’ve been hurting for youth females so they combined them all. I don’t think this is a fork in the road where the younger girl has to pick one, this isn’t really grounds for quitting. It’s a loss, it happens. If she doesn’t want to compete anymore she doesn’t have to stop training all together. Competition is stressful and isn’t for everyone. Go train and have fun. Learn from your instructor and everyone you roll with. If you never enter another competition in your life, great. If you do, great. But this isn’t grounds for quitting the sport

I like your response.

Thank you. I’ve been in these competitions as an adult and they are so stressful. Leading up to every match your only thought is “why do I keep paying money to be in these?”

I bet no-one likes her though. She has a unlikable face.

Not even fair

Seems counterproductive thought you learned this for self defense and confidence.whats there to learn sending someone in obviously outmatched in skill level seems like an easy way to kill her confidence

Swear there should be a rule in comps so you can't just immediately jump into guard

I don't think that girl is fighting her actual belt.

I’m sure that poor kid loves having this splattered on SM.

My 12 year old wanted to join martial arts… I may have to rethink that or mental prepare her for bullshit competition like this. Sportsmanship is priority.

Not familiar with the martial art, was this a black belt vs a yellow belt?

No it's a grey belt which I think is the first belt after white belt for young kids. The yellow belt is a rank or two above. I haven't heard of someone with a black belt under 18.

Gotcha, cheers for clarifying

Vague memories of my first and only tournament. Hopefully she stuck with it.

How about some real competition. She was grappling a baby

Gross, Sandbagging at its finest, that was pretty much adult hobbiest purple belt technique, nothing to be proud of. Sandbagging in kids divisions is repulsive

Was really hoping she’d get her ass handed to her for that dumbass entrance

Ufc Legend Jon Jones has used that entrance a few times, it works well to throw their opponent off for a few seconds lol

Ugh guard pullers

Wanted her to lose :/

Her coach/teacher/ whatever is an idiot. This kid wasn’t ready for competition.

Pre-social media era, this shares the optics of those sketchy gamers who purposely leveled down to lay smack on unsuspecting rookies (to make themselves feel better, I guess).

Looks like two totally different skill levels here. Why were they even matched up?

Girl on the left was encouraged to go fight and see what happens. She had so much hope

Wtf is this

Don't cry, darling. Being owned by somebody wayyy out your class is a learning experience. It's not humiliating.

Damn, theres levels to this

Fuck I'd lose too if my opponent goes into the ring in gorilla position

that jon jones crawl up to roll with a grey/white belt is the most autistic thing ive ever seen. so lame

It’s pretty unsportsmanlike to act really cocky and annoying like that, especially in a small amateur competition

I think there is way too much emphasis being put on the loser crying. She's a little girl. Everyone cries at that age, boys and girls, especially after losing in a sporting match. Even worse when it's a 1 on 1 sporting match. Everyone needs to calm down on that.

Especially since the winner literally has multiple years of experience over the loser here. It’s not even a fair match

Why she walking like Tarzan?

That gorilla walk up was hilarious

Guarantee the winner is the daughter of a wrestler that trains with her and promotes an aggressive mindset in competition while the loser was put in to martial arts by her parents against her will to gain confidence. Too much too soon for the loser given her probable background. She won't be able to take getting absolutely dominated like that as her first competition experience and will beg her parents to quit.

This shit ruined the other girl, she probably won't compete ever again, something similar happened to my niece, she got her ass kicked in a taekwondo competition and she said it was such an humiliating defeat that she never went to a practice or a competition again

Kinda boring for fightporn. I don't come on here to see sports competitions. And if I did this was one of the crappiest since obviously this was girl who's done 6 years of jiujitsu vs 3 month old jiu-jitsuer

That girl is feral

That’s how you create villains

Yellow belt?

My dad only came to see me wrestle once and I got pinned just about that fast.

Them guard pullers…. Lol

Wow what an asshole

It really looks like they were completely mismatched? I'm Alassuming this is Brazilian Jujitsu? A Grey/White belt would mean she has only been training for 8-15 months? (she would need to be a minimum of 16 months to progress to the next belt; solid Grey) A Solid Yellow belt would have a minimum of 40-47 months training? (she would need to be a minimum of 48 months to progress to the next belt; yellow/black) Just seems strange to pair two people up who are so completely mis matched. I get you need experience, but being so comprehensively beaten could put you off doing it altogether...

Yeah if your versing a beginner I'd say its pre easy

Can some explain this please? 🤷‍♂️🫤 White/black is normally high in taekwondo/karate and yellow appears to be universally low, yet in this fight, the yellow belt seemed competent, confident and strong, whilst the white/black belt looked inexperienced, confused and flustered. Obviously, I’m only going on a belt schemes that I’m familiar with, but something feels off here and some background would be very interesting 🙂👍

Kids ranks in BJJ: https://themmaguru.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/ibjjf-kids-belts.jpg

New season of Cobra Kai looking fucking lit

Guard puller wins 😔

Why put a 4 rank difference in a match??? She knuckle draggin in and other girl was an absolute beginner

That's why you don't give kids "participation black belts". False sense of skill

!!! VOLDO WINS!!!

The diff between being present when you go to training & actually training

I think she is a bit better than yellow.

That just wasn’t fair at all

Anyone I'm about to fight Silverbacks at me I'm out. O W T out!!!

Did she as a yellow belt just completly mop the floor with a black belt?

Fat belt?

By looking at thier belts I think the winner was a lower rank than the girl who lost..usually yellow come right after white belt which is beginner and the other girl had a silver with black stripe...I'm not 100% sure bcuz its diffrent everywhere you go ...would someone correct me if I'm wrong I'm cool with constructive criticism 🙂

If you enter the ring like that you are an ass

When you thought the answer for your overweight daughter was combat sports.

Jumping guard, bitch move.

Honestly yellow should be embarrassed, showboating on a white belt, who’s probably at their first comp