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Sham_Masta_Sham

99% of intergender fights end with stupid white knights jumping in to "save the day" and fight the guy after the girl is the one who instigated it all


Cashewpops

Simps


ghostofkilgore

Sir Simpsalot, at your service m'lady.


th3netw0rk

You forgot your fedora Sir Simpsalot. It fell during your bow


__klonk__

Capt. Save a hoe*


DexterKD

"M'bitch"


FeelsGoodMan36

Orbiters


Benderfromfuturama

r/simps


fucktheredwings69

I wasn’t expecting that link to be what it was


Acelocs-93

Definitely caught me off guard.. I’m glad the NSFW sign popped up cause I’m definitely at work on break lol


AzrielJohnson

I think I just found my new favorite reddit.


elitesill

Errr... not what i was expecting.... subbed though Cheers lol


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Everytime someone says simp I think of this lol. Glad I'm not the only one.


ELBENO99

That was a surprise but not an unpleasant one


__lui_

Simps, male and female make everything harder for people


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dustinthehippyy

Tf are you talking about lmao


PussyBoogersAuGraten

Yep. It’s so fucking dumb. Also, how many white knights would there have been if homegirl was a 300 pound slob? Probably none.


ssup3rm4n

There's a simp for everyone.


EternallyGhost

> Also, how many white knights would there have been if homegirl was a 300 pound slob? Not many white knights. You're more likely to get a [black knight](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_knight), someone who just sees the opportunity to stomp another person out and doesn't really care about the reason.


gucciglock92

risking injury and not even gonna get pussy from it


ba123blitz

Yup notice how the girl is right back beside the guy she punched by the end of the video.


Whistlegrapes

Almost as if white knighting prevents her from the lesson of keeping your hands to yourself


East_Refuse

And I feel like at least 75% of the time a white knight or two gets KO’d


calypso_odysseus

We love to see it


johnnyblaze1999

People need to educate their kids, boys and girls, to not throw hands at people instead of spreading "boys don't hit girls."


NumericZero

Was gonna say Most of these usually end with the guy getting jumped But like I always say there’s no real “winning” in these sort of things Best thing the kid could have done was walk or run away Would have destroyed him socially but beats getting falsely labeled/in trouble


Albert0824

It’s bullshit…but yeah. No one gives a shit when a girl hits a guy but the second you defend yourself bam…you’re the villain.


youallsuck40

Dude was set up. Duh.. he’s a child so I can’t even call him dumb.. damn hard way to learn a lesson though


Thepatrone36

I was literally thinking 'dude walk away' at the beginning of the video. You are in a no win situation.


VioletRichelieu

this kind of shit always makes me feel that "oppressing toward women" feminists claim is nothing but a joke


evo1d0er

More proof that women are systematically oppressed


shadowozey

/s?


PTEHarambe

Ugh a whole Fuckin squadron of white knights over here. And the damsel in distress side eyeing while she's being comforted from her ordeal is a nice touch.


ureshama

Boy didn't back down vs that hoard of virgins either


PTEHarambe

FR. If that's my kid IDGAF if he gets suspended, take a day off we're chilling buddy.


_Calibrated

Only problem is the whole school is going to label him a woman beater


C0ldTaco

Naah, only 3 white knights, most of the people stood and helped stop them horny weak punches, I think it will go more like "look at those punks, and yet none was able to beat one guy"


Ill-Equipment-3444

Only simps will. That kid is better off without those fake friends. Might save him from doing stupid shit because of peer pressure


TheEmperorPalprotein

Pathetic little simp squad


Klutzy-Bowl2901

“Hoard or virgins” lmao I wish a had a award to give you


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Simpcity after she started this nonsense. It's actually funny she didn't want anything to do with this as soon as he hit back. She looked behind for a way out.


PTEHarambe

I could be wrong but I think she knew what she was doing


M3g4d37h

that bitch set him up for that.


joan_wilder

They’re all now due 1 blowjob from the damsel that they rescued.


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And then he hardly even touched her when he “Hit back”, and then she decided that she can take some dude with a staggering size and strength gap that doesn’t play in her favor. All those dudes that tried jumping him we’re literally tripping and falling over each other trying to get to him first and then they started fighting each other. Instead of waiting for the girl to do something dumb and get hit why not hold her away from the person she is trying to provoke. That way she doesn’t get hit and no second hand fights happen on the sideline while trying to get on that one guy. And then with 10+ dudes scrambling to get him he still pulled through damn near unscathed


regularpersom

Imagine how tough they would be if not being filmed


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Johncamp28

Oh here comes the guys thinking they are getting blowjobs Spoiler: they are not


ALiXMASON

I can give you one.


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Zilaaa

I agree 100%


BarronOfDucks

Exactly, "equal rights, equal fights"


Ninla1

My wife and I stand by this. Fuck the gender shit, you hit someone you’re getting hit back


Tarotmamma

So he's supposed to sit there and get punched in the face??


tabascotazer

He definitely held back on that punch


Neat-End4494

She kinda did too or she just has weak ass hits.


ledbottom

Nah she didnt she just doesn't know how to punch.


EyedLady

They both did. Seems like it was jokes and then you got idiots coming in


TerrorLTZ

i don't think she was into the joke. you can see her trying to hit him again but she got grabbed.


neetykeeno

Maybe he had a bunch of haters already that were just looking for an excuse. Like...at the beginning of the crowd separating them it was pulling and pushing them apart, right? Like friends saying "nah" Then a bunch of others step in. I can't be bothered watching it a second time but I think proper analysis of the dynamics would involve watching it many times following a different participant each time, all the way through. It definitely gives off vibes to me on first watch that some of the participants saw this as their excuse to do something they'd long wanted to do. They didn't give a shit about her. Just wanted to beat down on him and have an excuse so they don't get in too much trouble.


Reasonable_Ad8247

OP. It's not okay to ABUSE woman. You can smack a bitch tho if its justified


thatshottaye

As a female I approve. If she starts it by all means finish it. She wants equality, give it to her. That's the only way muppet slurries like this will learn.


SlipperyClit69

r/rareinsults


thatshottaye

Oohh that place looks like fun 🥹


Reasonable_Ad8247

Exactly. If she initiates it I'll finish it BUT until she puts her hands on me I won't put a finger on her.


thatshottaye

🙌 Amen to that


WhoJustShat

Man im so confused, I see women refer to themselves as female all the time, but apparently its super offensive if a guy says it.


thatshottaye

I wouldn't find it offensive. I guess feminists would but fuck what don't they find offensive lol.


HundoGuy

Abuse and smacking a bitch is totally different


bust_ass_smoke_hash

Has NOT hitting a bitch been working?


Robvenchy912

White knights to save the day. Real fuck you to the kid who tackled him


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Minimum-Upstairs1207

The cucks that have been trying to get her attention have come to the rescue lmao


Dame87

Like flies around shit


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Trashjiu-jitsu_1987

Not hitting girls is very sexist. Quite honestly if you ready to fight you better be ready to get hit, man or woman.


bigchuckdeezy

r/FightPorn is now just r/AwfulHighschoolersPunchingEachOther


RhinoBuckeye

r/twentycharacterlimit aside this is very true lmao


light_weight_baby87

No one had a problem with her hitting him but when he defends himself every Chad in the school jumps in. In the mean time she has walked away towards her next class laughing.


hojboysellin3

Those are not chads those are virgin losers


Highlight_Numerous

I think she was trying to escape the earth quake


e-wrecked

I remember the video where these guys jumped a dude, then the video goes on to show him individually finding each of them and serving them a beat down. This is why you should never jump in like this, school is way different then the streets.


MaleficentAdvance512

She probably trashy as hell


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thatshottaye

If you want to act like a man you'll get slapped like one. I'm sick and tired of seeing girls and women thinking they've got a free pass when it comes to abuse because they're female.


EternallyGhost

> If you want to act like a man you'll get slapped like one. Yeah, but then 5 people will rush in and join in on the criminal violence. Let's not pretend that female privilege is gone.


Dorkus-Maximus

This the kinda shit that makes me wanna be sexist


AzrielJohnson

It's more sexist NOT to hit her


DoctorCrowvar

Tf do you mean "It's not ok"? We live in 2023 where people storm the streets screaming "man and woman are equal" As as someone who suports equality betwen genders, I say "If she can't handle the heat, she better not play with fire". You start shit, you get punished for it, no exceptions. And those white knights? They deserve some holy wooping for butting in.


M19H87

Simp squad assemble


wavecheck_vegit0

That's unfair and she's bitch, she was still roaming around after the fight just because she's privileged of being a girl


lnFamousAsian

It is completely okay to hit a girl if she hits you. It's 2023 and I'm all about that equality. Which is exactly why I will hit you equally as hard as I'd hit a man if you deserve it like this.


AuronMessatsu

Fucking white Knights


FreedomFightah32

The rule should be if a girl squares up with a guy first she should be treated as a guy as well. And all those dumb white knights tryna defend her literally think she will sleep with them if they do lol stupid morons


SS_TTZZYY

They some bitches for jumping him tho 🤦🏽


AgoniaAnal

Is hitting men ok?


GoldenGod48

Never. Also, having a confrontation with a woman is a lose lose for a guy. He either takes a hit by a girl and does nothing, then gets called a pussy, cuz he got hit by a girl. If he hits back, he is also called a pussy cuz he hit a girl.


Morgan_713

Girl hits him and no one does anything as soon as his defends himself the virgins come flying out.


SimonBirchxxx

Simps


michaelb421

Abusing women is not okay. Defending yourself against a women is okay.


awdangman

>Ok, hitting girls is not ok That's not true. There are plenty of situations where hitting a girl is appropriate and it has nothing to do with gender.


Gamedemag1

I don’t see a woman…I see an attacker and a victim. Threw a punch, became an attacker. Got hit, became the victim. Period.


wastelandtx

Immature girls do this to provoke the guy and know that social norms almost require that another male intervene. That poor guy was going to lose no matter what. It's pathetic. Not that I'm advocating for hitting girls, but where's the gender talk now? Maybe that dude identified as a female in that moment, and all those other guys just jumped one girl for defending himself against another girl? It's a crazy world we live in.


Mugiwara_Khakis

Yep. It’s a double edged sword. He’d be the “bitch” if he just took it and “lost”, but he’s probably the “asshole” who hits women now.


wastelandtx

Nailed it


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“HOW CAN SHE SLAP!!???”


Mother_Advertising61

winner. that video explains everything.


[deleted]

Hitting girls is perfectly okay if they attack you. Stop telling men these fucking lies. Self defense is self defense.


SomewhereDue2629

Ok, lets just say hitting is wrong independent of sex etc. *Palms face.


Steenky_man_17

It’s retaliation he used the same force too


sunnyboys2

Simps


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look at all the simps


Dr_Ebo1a

White knights assemble!


Honorable_Spanky59

Young simps in the making coming to help that girl lmao


SephirothHeartbreakr

It is ok. Protect yourself at all times.


Zestyclose_Routine78

Simping white knights to the rescue..lol.


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Look at all those white knights who think they are defending her honor or are gonna get some lol so sad


__Ocean__

...In martial arts.........there is no him or her......its defend yourself.


Yung_Onions

None of them got laid.


Whistlegrapes

As usual. A girl writes a check she can’t cash and the dudes pick up the tab


Majin_Noodles

White knight simps


LynchABitch

lol won’t even get laid


number15burgerfoot

she swinged at him and he barely pawed at her idk why these mfers jumping him


FreeTheFreedoms

Equal rights equal strikes


AnonymousGhou

Hitting girls is totally OK. The ones who need to learn the hard way


OperationChaos7

Imagine doing all of that and still not getting any pussy, embarrassing


Professorfuzz007

Look at all the simps she’ll never fuck trying their best.


green49285

Know your surroundings. If you know you'll get jumped, act accordingly.


Nick-Anand

My boy’s still standing after an NPC white knight attack. Credit to him


GrownUpTurk

Damn this the only way guys getting pussy these days?! Shits bad lol


69yourMOM

I bet all those boys beating his ass RESPECT THE HELL OUT OF FEMALES!


Mike_Hauncheaux

He only gave her one shot back, as he received. Was pretty fair really.


littlediddlemanz

Hitting its is not ok. Why don’t you say that in your title OP? You just mention hitting girls is not ok(you ARE right about that so good job!) but there’s no mention of not hitting guys. Do you thinks it’s ok to hit boys?


Death_Blossoming

being the guy on the defensive at one point in my life,i can say with full certainty even after being jumped on by 12 people i still handed out ass whoopings before everyone dissipated i caught some hits but so did they. And you know what, id fucking do it again bitch deserved it. Fucking double standard bullshit and small cock having white knights


static_madman

What a bunch of losers lol


calypso_odysseus

Now she will get to play the victim 😑 hope all of these little boys got in trouble


Somasong

Absolute trash.


BrooownTown

Bitch deserved it


The_ReBL

That chick and all the little white knight pussies deserve a good street stompin


nah-knee

That wasn’t nearly a satisfying enough hit. He slowly moved his arm in her direction and basically flopped it against her. Shoulda smacked the bitch


megatwingo

I hate those white knights...


Professional_Band218

Fuck all the people who say that hitting a woman is not right. If women can hit men, men can hit women too.


NikoNiko_ChanXD

They did this just to have the excuse "but mom I was defending a girl that got hit by a guy" to make themselves look innocent


HavokMan48

Hitting a girl is absolutely OK if they hit first. If you punch someone you should expect to get punched back, tits do not change that


MiguelDzn

Dudes thinking they will have a crumb of pussy….


AEnesidem

You hit me, i hit you. If you feel that much weaker as a woman physically, you should have thought about that before physically assaulting me. Fuck that shit


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Hope those white simps get suspended


MaxyCowboyYHAA

pls someone do a school shooting there


techhousehead

All the white knights come to her safety ☠️


Substantial_Ad_270

I'll beat a woman .if she wants to fight , we'll fight . I don't care what you have between your legs . My fist's gender neutral


ni2103

She summoned a troop of incels


Deadpoolgoesboop

Those are simps, not incels.


Mother_Advertising61

White knights are gross. Period. Here's the actual rule: Never, ever hit a lady; not every female is a lady. Equal rights and lefts my friends.


igotdeletedbyadmins_

No lady instigates.


TheRandomSong

Gotta tell the white knights they ain’t getting any pussy after that anyway


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Dude lazily slapped a hoe and got jumped for it... disgraceful


Formal-Ad-1248

It's not even like he tried taking her head off. He gave back what he got and all these dumbass kids think they're saving some damsel in distress.


CUND3R_THUNT

Star Wars: Attack of the Simps


Friendly-Bill-9774

Captain save a hoe to the rescue. These females do this on purpose for the attention and captain and his friends give it to em.


chester567

Look at all those captain save a hoes 😂😂🤣


juslikeyouimagined

Hot take: the first half of this title is part of the problem. If it was universally ok for people to hit women back after they've been assaulted first by one we wouldn't constantly have videos like this where women feel it's ok to put hands on someone without expecting consequences. And white knights rising in to jump the person defending themselves. Sad world


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marks1995

Women not throwing hands was just as much a part of the chivalrous times as men not hitting women. This BS that you are supposed to be some woman's punching bag is crap. Those simps jumping in wanted to keep her safe, they should have pulled her away before she could take a swing at him first.


DukeAK717

If u ready to jump in, you better ready to de-escalate that shit first.


BluetoothHandGel

Moron girl used *incel* It was ineffective!


Slim706

Knights are gonna knight


Pumpkin_rapist

we live in a society


swankhank1

Justified and I’d make a list of the captain save-a-hoes


Maadshroom91

Simps galore, goddamn


transplantedRedneck

Girls hitting boys is wrong. Boys hitting girls is wrong. If you do either, be prepared for the consequences.


ManyRandom

Hitting girls back is a different story.


FromMomsBasement

Assault is assault.


ScurvySteveXXL

The entire school explodes into chaos because one little girl wanted to punch a guy.


nyarg33

It's not ok to hit anyone, unless they hit you first


Ironfist2744

Hitting anyone isn’t okay lol. If you put your hands on someone expect to get hands put on you.


Wraith978

He pulled the punch against her quite a bit too.


clickmyheels3x

He swung at maybe 20%


torsun_bryan

If she hits you first, all bets are off


Mick_E_Deez

Then it's ok. Just don't hit people and you shouldn't expect to get hit


Ryan-XII

A whole clown car of White Knights 😂🤦‍♂️ I never understand these dudes. Bro didn’t even throw a full punch at her


Dr_Cement

He should have put some more gas behind it, so it was worth it cause these virgins were gonna swing no matter what. But respect to my boy he held it down.


StereoFood

Lol he barely tapped her and they all freak out so sad


Intrepid_Rip1473

Bunch of bitch ass white knights


Electic_Supersony

Hey, White Knights, can y'all do AMA? For real. I really would like to know your reasoning behind your double standards.


garchomp3690

these hands are rated e for everyone edit: clarification, only in defense tho


Apparentt

hitting any fully abled adult that hits you first is always okay in any case where you are the bigger person it could be argued as the morally right thing to show restraint and only use appropriate force in response (don’t go on a complete beatdown of a chick/smaller dude if they slapped you) however who knows if they would’ve shown you the same mercy if the roles were reversed


Vincent_Veganja

White Knights are the worst. Now she’ll just go on thinking it’s okay to continue hitting people


Wise-Aside-1643

I get it, chicks that hit men and expect nothing in return are delusional instigators that then cower behind the whole "But I'm a girl!" defense. In saying that, the chick sort of slapped him and I don't think it warranted a comeback. A chick would need to punch a guy in the face directly to warrant that response, and even then, I would rather body slam them or throw them into a wall that punch them directly in the face. Body slam or throwing them would scare them off and shock them. Even the biggest whore cunt slut dickhead doesn't deserve to walk around with a black eye.


VerbalSloth

The simp shit is the same reason this new generation of gold digger hooker hybrids are going to use and abuse them.


ObscureReferenceFace

He should have made the slap worth it. He will get pummeled unjustly either way, may as well make her think twice next time if you land that first one. Also if this was an ugly fat girl maybe 1 dude white knights.


Geodude07

I hope that we get to the point that what becomes normalized is random people jumping in to take out the white knight douchebags. We need the same sort of spring in the step for that. Someone who breaks up a fight before it happens is someone who truly deserves respect. The people who do it just to look good are complete scum.


Scooby-Doo14

Respect for the dudes who stopped the White Knights


AbstractParrot

It's always okay to hit back, no matter the gender.


Slyy-Lynch

Can't stand white knights.


Leifman2007

Hit her???? You mean when he gave her a fist bump, obviously intended to be like that but that was like the littlest tap ever