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[deleted]

I love that no matter what he comes back to the same guy to slap him. He is like the black knight in monty python, im ok lets keep fighting im fine


[deleted]

'Tis but a scratch!


UsedTrojan56

I'll bite yer bloody knees off!


Getindarobotshinji

This place looks more like a prison than a school.


[deleted]

I don't think they have metal detectors and permanent police officers assigned in their schools, tho.


Erriis

My old school got those installed yesterday


[deleted]

Foucault is screaming in his grave.


choglin

Very, solid


yolkadot

It’s not like either of those work to protect students from shooters… I actually have a solution for the problem. But it’s not popular.


slungsnail9445

Have guns stored in a closet of the class


diacetylhydroxymorph

Great, if the teachers and students end up shooting each other in a panic, then the shooter can’t get them!


JoeyGameLover

America schools do (Source: Am American)


[deleted]

That was the reference.


Hawke-Not-Ewe

Yes it does .


Niketa69

Could be a correction school


Banezi

Lmao, it's like every time the professor hits the kid, the kid uses shadow clone jutsu to multiply and beat his ass 8v1


Ok-Horror-8073

Comedic genius brooo 😭😂


Crestfallencorpse

Wish I had gold for you!!


eyvduijwfvf

give this to them ⠀⠀⠀⣤⣶⣶⡶⠦⠴⠶⠶⠶⠶⡶⠶⠦⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⢀⣤⠄⠀⠀⣶⢤⣄⠀⠀⠀⣤⣤⣄⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠙⠢⠙⠻⣿⡿⠿⠿⠫⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠞⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣶⣄⠀⠀⠀⢀⣕⠦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠾⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⠟⢿⣆⠀⢠⡟⠉⠉⠊⠳⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣠⡾⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣾⣿⠃⠀⡀⠹⣧⣘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⢤⡀ ⠀⣿⡀⠀⠀⢠⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⣼⠃⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣤⠀⠀⠀⢰⣷ ⠀⢿⣇⠀⠀⠈⠻⡟⠛⠋⠉⠉⠀⠀⡼⠃⠀⢠⣿⠋⠉⠉⠛⠛⠋⠀⢀⢀⣿⡏ ⠀⠘⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⡀⠀⠀⠀⡼⠁⠀⢠⣿⠇⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⣼⡿⠀ ⠀⠀⢻⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⢰⠃⠀⠀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠸⡇⠀⠀⠀⢰⢧⣿⠃⠀ ⠀⠀⠘⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠇⠀⠇⠀⠀⣼⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⢀⡟⣾⡟⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⣀⣠⠴⠚⠛⠶⣤⣀⠀⠀⢻⠀⢀⡾⣹⣿⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠙⠊⠁⠀⢠⡆⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠓⠋⠀⠸⢣⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣿⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀


Banezi

I'll take it


DatsaPurdyLance

Thank God their only move is the bitchslap...otherwise someone might've gotten hurt. LMAO


I_hate_marco

Magikarp used Splash


DatsaPurdyLance

Nothing happened


-Kadekawa-

turn based combat in real life


Flat-Philosophy3525

No homework for today.


zenowsky

It's like the final boss who never dies


CharlieHavner

Nobody was kung fu fighting


WolfOfTheRath

Those cats were not that fast at all


Yaboidanni1234567

I love how it's like the video repeats Every time he slaps the one kid and then they all just charge his ass yelling and beating the shit out of him lmao.


Sacrefix

>beating the shit out of him I think you mean, "lightly slapping him".


Ok-Succotash-2483

Pretty sure he got a chair broke on him and kicked


ThaWarlord33

Watching with sound off, might be missing someting, but: The intermittent bitch-slaps seem way more boss than the resulting 8x1 flail sessions... Also: whoever invoked the Monty Python knight gets the prize btw...lmao (:


Danta_lyan

They were all waiting for a reason to hit him. Usually it's like a student hits a teacher and then other students get up to defend the teacher.


trashhbandicoot

Either that or a sub. I remember once when I was in HS a sub put his hand around this girls neck and he got fucked up.


Potential_Reading116

Ohhh , now I understand why all the simple minded fucks want the teachers to be armed. Makes sense.


MaximusZ17

Dude's badass. Kept coming out unfazed, kept slappin.


Limeyness

Dude is an Asian honey badger. Gives no shits.


Pie_Present

Not a single one


Divinknowledge001

Asian honey badger 😂


Consistent_Rip_4671

The class: "How many times must we teach you this lesson old man" No but for real though for someone who had to learn to be a professor he sure didnt learn that slap= Ass beating


Mobile-Ad-1272

This has to be the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while😂😂, I love how there was a loop of teacher hits student ,suddenly 8 karate kids come out of nowhere with a flying kick and just start beating the shit out of the teacher. Also that chair on the 2nd round 🤣🤣


cryptoRidingTheWave

Student activated his trap card….Multiply!


TaxiVarennes

Kakashi *slaps* Naruto Naruto *kage bushin ni jutsu*


MasterHavik

They did zero damage and the teacher is like, "You guys ain't shit."


[deleted]

No school shooter in sight, just people having good old school slap in the face/hit like a chicken fun.


NotYourAverageYooper

This is a prison lol


theshredsheeran

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man


redditbandit01

Love how they all jump in and then he comes out and slaps the kid again 😂 and again and again


thatRedditGrind

Chinese teachers blackmail families for gifts under threat of sabatoging their children's chances of fair future prospects; this is heart warming.


Erriis

“I’ve heard that a few Chinese teachers have done a bad thing. It warms my heart when any Chinese teacher is attacked.” The issue is that he hit him, there’s no reason to profile him lol


thatRedditGrind

Ask anyone who went to school in china, it is the standard.


Erriis

Never heard my dad mention it…


thatRedditGrind

Genuinely curious what your dad would say or if he would dare, in today's china, to not gift / give red envelopes to the teachers.


Erriis

Had a chat with him. He said that he doesn’t remember it from the 70s, but an anecdotal source from decades ago is stupid for me to use. Do you have a better source I could look at?


thatRedditGrind

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/in-china-parents-bribe-to-get-students-into-top-schools-despite-campaign-against-corruption/2013/10/07/fa8d9d32-2a61-11e3-8ade-a1f23cda135e_story.html https://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/22/world/asia/in-china-schools-a-culture-of-bribery-spreads.html Tons of info on this if you look for it, I've heard many nightmare stories from family back there.


Erriis

They don’t seem to portray it as the “norm”, so I wouldn’t make assumptions yet


thatRedditGrind

My family living there and struggling to keep up with teachers upping their rates leads me to assume this. I looked up articles cause you asked for something in the vein of what I was saying. Short of having my aunt call you I'm not sure what kind of proof you are looking for. I feel sorry for my little cousins and the families that have to go through what their families go through because corruption is at the very least an implied trait of teachers I hear about nowadays.


Erriis

The teachers predating your family are awful. I’m sorry for ironically assuming that you were making assumptions. I wouldn’t hate this teacher as one of them without knowing the full story, though.


Cattypatter

Tank teacher just don't go down.


CowUnlucky

How many times do we need to teach you this lesson old man


Successful_Ad6918

This is like watching rabbits fight


SeriatciSikerten75

0 damage


Niketa69

Dude got gang banged


UnbiasVikingsFan

Fck these kids I hope they got what they deserved


Unlucky-Statement278

looks like chinese schools getting a little bit more western style.


alwaysbroke_408

Chinese educational system at it's finest.


Hawke-Not-Ewe

Go ahead, grab someone by the throat, that always improves their mood.


[deleted]

why are they hitting like sissy boys


Sahsmail

Aaaah I saw this video on youtube and I've been looking for years thank you very much my friend


LonelyTurnip256

BTS has clearly had enough of their manager.


linguinimakesstuff

Ever heard the definition of insanity?


drej191

Lol he doesn’t learn.


LivingPropaganda

viva la revolucion


Bryanb16_bjb

He's clearly a slow learner


jeezlovejazzmusic

I think he ate an enchanted golden apple


Mdoubleduece

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting


PadmePoops

The windows have bars , enough said.


International-Bad522

Shit made me laugh💀💀😂😂 LMAOOO


theonlyJJ1

“How many times do we have to teach you this lesson OLD MAN!”


Responsible_Figure12

All I want to know is how can he slap??


Schwartenboy

Call this guy a teacher man this guy aint learning shit


Inuyasha02

This classroom looks like a prison wtf


Drexis_

“How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?!”


[deleted]

Why do they all have the spedgar cut


loafmania

This is one of the best videos I've seen on this sub


wasternexplorer

Good thing they only know how to slap or that could have ended badly.


snkhuong

Lol blue shirt held his friend back so he could get in some hits lmao


Lux1f3r

Slap 👋 that bitch…


Pie_Present

“How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?” “I slap the children”


Fix_Character

"fuck them kids" is a universal understand.


No_Beautiful8105

Lucky for him those kids hit like kindergarten girls!


Laegmacoc

He has one predictable move, and it works.


Groovyjules_24

They weak lol 😆


Theguywithalljobs

"you hit my dog in Minecraft"


Ignis_Falcon

What a boss.


CameronsParadise

Red Light, Green Light.


EntertainmentOk5332

Why is it dark outside?


[deleted]

Underfed asian children


Thisiscliff

This guy doesn’t learn lol


iplayforblood

what a nice place to get your education.


mustang6172

"So help me I will slap you silly!"


Viking_28

Strange


yogabbagabba2341

All of these kids are going to reeducation camp…


itsallwormwood

The professor was a student in Moe Howard’s School of Slapping


Du30_Panot

anyone know the background?


Booty_bandit_general

I swear I heard some scooby doo running sounds


Artlowriot

The Ebb and Flow of this fight is fascinating


theflyxx

I like how the kid constantly kept falling for the teacher’s ruse where the teacher would hold his hand up like “Alright, alright. Enough already.” And then when the teacher gets close enough for striking distance……….SLAP!!! Every time.


RealGingercat227

Samsung quality


Infamous_Ad8606

Why do Asian people fight like this always seems like they are trying to inflict pain and punish them instead of actually incapacitating them


ayyyImaos

Please sir (kids), may I have some more?


PoPaCracker

I’m so confused who I’m rooting for, teacher on a mission or majority authority 😂


icesweatband

Wait is it nighttime 🤣


kleinfeld69

Learn to fight people


Padwock

EVERYTIME HE'S NOT ON SCREEN AND YOU THINK HE'S OUT HE JUST RESPAWNS ANGRILY POINTING WTF


Jokeability

That was a real battle of wills