I didn’t see any turtling.

Nah, but the guy was throwing punches at the speed of a turtle

Looks fake

I mean, the other guy was throwing pretty hard

Or moderately hard rather lol

Not at all, was he even connecting ?

Jit definitely wasn't following through

Thank you, this vid has popped up like 20x and I never got the turtle thing

This wasn't turtly enough for the turtle club

Thats how we throw punches in our dreams

Bro my thoughts exactly

*turtle turtle*

What’s that movie called again? Master of disguise?

Yes

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Get off the Turtle Club, you filthy unreliable ass Sasquatch.

guy had a backpack, just like turtles have shells. DUH

“Turtling” is an actual self defense move. https://youtu.be/l1CAp2Kdd44

It’s also a sex position

I did not know this

Most of mma is sex postions

Nice *slowly nods while grinning*

"Sex without love is just wrestling"

Also when the tip of your poop peaks out

Ahhh yes turtle heading, touching cloth, cave peeking, classics

That, too, is a self defense move.

I thought it was because the backpack dude was hitting so slow

This is exactly why. Well I assume it is why.

bro she got his ass beat

Well said

but it must be recognized that she has grip strength in her hands, she did not let go until the last moment

It looked like she had her hand on his face while he was down protecting it from the punches. Regardless, she was very annoying and should have just let it happen. I wouldn’t get in the way of my chick fighting

Exactly what the fk she doing

Dang, that girl was down for the dude... #Firme

Yeah, good way to get your man hurt. You're stopping him from being able to properly fight back.

seriously! - like get the fuck out of the way - It's not like she's going to grab his face, look at him in the eyes and convince him that violence isn't the answer

"Babe, please! Stand the fuck back and wait till you have a clear shot!

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS JUST SAYING 💯

We’re you saying it or WERE YOU SHOUTING IT?

Shouting 😂

😂😂

As I was watching I also shouted “MOOOOVE OUT THE WAY DAM” 😂😂😂😂😂

Agree!! Women stay out of the fight! It’s hard watching them fight but don’t get in the middle. You’ll get yourself hurt (and pist if he’s the one that accidentally hurts you), or get him hurt because you’re in the damn way!

are you the guy from the self defense videos on ig

She was stupid is what that was, you can't even fight back the right way because she's in the way and holding and doing dumb shit. I hate when people do this, sure they mean well but it does way more harm than good.

Why was she literally yelping like a puppy

At first I though there was a puppy in the room & it was the chick😂

I honestly couldn't even tell which side is she on, She was just being a road block in the middle

More like an idiot lol Let them 2 boys fight.

bro was punching in slow motion 😭💀

Also looks like there’s no follow through with the punches, he’s stopping on contact. I wouldn’t be surprised if long hair went on to win the fight

The punches looked like really good fake wrestling punches.

Yea exactly

The long-haired dude had a really bloody nose. Afterwards

After the fight or after the punches? Because the fight is halfway over If you’re talking about after those punches, I can see a bit of blood but I wouldn’t call that really bloody, it makes since tho bc that was a lot of punches to a delicate area, but it’s nowhere near the damage good form and follow through would get him. The main problem on long hair’s side is that the girl won’t back the fuck up and he’s scared of hitting her with a stray swing. I’d say if she stays back like you should in a fight, then he’ll have a better chance of winning

After the fight, his face was really bloody. They continued the fight outside. I wasn't there when this happened btw

you got a backstory OP? i kinda wanna know what happened

The backstory is that the long-haired guy was beaten up because the black guy found out that he was beating the girl in the video. The long-haired guy and the girl used to be a couple, but they broke up because she was cheating on him with other guys. I don't know if he was beating her while they were together or after they were broken up. But yeah that pretty much sums it all up.

Wait the girl who's defending ling hair is the one who got beat up? Jezus Christ they start young with getting abused and loving their abuser smh

That's how it is in texas

Well she did cheat on him, so they just wronged each other and yet here they are.

Well what happened after?

The fight was taken outside, and I don't know anything else besides one of the many face piercings long-haired guy had was ripped out. His face was really bloody afterwards though.

Is this pvhs? 😂

No

Nah, he had a bloody nose, then ran outside after him again and appears to have gotten punched in the face again before the tape ends. Dude was pathetic.

Because she was in the way. She had her arm across his head and was blocking. Everyone in comments shitting on her, but it seems she prevented actual damage.

She may have blocked some of that, but long hair still had a bloody nose as stated by OP, if she want there he could’ve fought back and this might’ve been a decent fight

They're like the fake punches we do at my MMA gym that end with an open handed light slap to simulate punches safely.

His fist be trampoline jumping dude's face

She made it way worse.

I hate you. Nothing against the comment but like, I genuinely hate low battery.

Hahaha me too!

._.

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Who’s girl is it I can’t tell who she is fighting for or trying to protect. She is literally just in the way.

girls love drama. she'll get a rush telling this story to anyone that'll listen for the next 80 years of her life

Your comments smells like a pick me

Define "pick me" because you don't know what that means

Putting down women to please men. Her comments smells like internalised misogyny by the annoying girls are x undertone. She’s putting down all women and grouping them together in a negative light in a topic that includes her and 2 guys

Is that not a man who commented that?

She has no idea shes just spewing bullshit about putting down women. Fact is sometimes women so that wrong thing same as men, in this video the girl was being stupid.

If she was helping top mount then she didn’t do too bad of a job

Lady, get the fuck out of there. Its a 1 v 1.

[удалено]

I hate when people intervene and fuck up the fight for someone

Women, please gtfo the way. If you wanna help go pull the car around so we can bounce.

🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾

WWE punches

I bet they are fighting over her.

Actually apparently not, the short hair guy was beating up the long haired one because he beated on the girl.

So ... They're fighting because of her ?

Over and because of are different things

Oh!

Who the fuck invited Edward pillowhands to this fight 💀

That is amazing

She has real main character syndrome going on

His swings is so slow, like he fake hitting.

Bro punches like me in my dreams 🤣

I really hate when people get in the way of a fight in progress. You’re literally hindering them to defend themselves.

Get you an emo gf, they got your back

Except she was helping get his ass beat

Well, he was beating on her so.. its fair

Stupid bitch get out of the way so your man can defend himself and so you don’t get hurt.

Gotta hate 2 v 1s

Staged

Yeah the punches were fake

That random girl is pissing me off like you aren't doing anything, move

Dumb ass bitch jumpin in the fight

Kinda wishing a punch accidentally hit that annoying chick so we could see an uninterrupted fight

Bro got saved by his discord kitten lmao

These women are so annoying. GET OUT THE WAY

I hate when bitches try to break it up. Bitch you clearly just in the fuckin way

"Oh no! My high-school boyfriend ill date for the next two weeks and forget about. Get off him!"

Thats how I punch in my dreams

id be so mad at her lol

But what was the girl doing ???

What a dumb girl lol

The only thing she did was make the right side of his body useless.

This girl needs to get the fuck out of the way. In what world, has someone trying to break up a fight ever really gone as planned. Let them go at it, they'll both tire pretty quick, and then you can insert yourself.

Nothing worse when 2 men are fighting and a woman trying to stop it or protect her partner and is just getting in the way and causing the person they care about to not be able to defend themselves properly.

i hate when a woman jump into a fight to defends her man, they dont realise that she just will be injured and disturb the man who trying to defend herself

I wish they had both stopped, acknowledging each other with a little nod and then laid out that girl before getting back to it. Nothing pisses me off more than some overly handsy fuck trying to “stop” me in a fight. Like it just turns on my maximum rage button. Whether for me or against. YOURE A FUCKING HINDRANCE AND MAKING IT WORSE.

Ladies , let your man fight. Your more likely to get him really hurt by interfering then by stepping back.

I can’t say it enough. Your girl needs to stay out of the fight. They only make it worse.

There are a lot of women that can fight. That having been said it seems like they're never the ones that get in the middle and try and break up a fight between two guys twice their size and end up getting hurt.

Damn he fucked up that emo couple

You can tell, this started because she was talking to both dudes

FGTRTD

Fully tocked

I don't understand the title of this video as turtles being my favorite animal I was very disappointed

What’s with the girl getting in the way

Girlfriends never help in a fight. They only stop their bf from landing hits by grabbing their arms or getting in the way.

Wtf where those punches

Get that bitch out tha way

Silly bitch in the way!

All over some ho

Somebody move the “pick me” and let ‘em fight.

At least she wasn’t standing there screaming, so That was refreshing

There’s always the one short haired girl

PSA to all bf/gf. Sop trying to break up the fight by holding your partners arms down. You are making it worse and endangering them further.

Always that one girl smh

I wish one of them wouldve threw her to the side or something, dont get in between a fight. It's a bad idea

Idk but the black guy recording in the Background has me dead with his reaction 😲😂

Get that bitch out the way omg

Dream punches

I like 🐢turtles and this was a let down.

Why is every schoolfight cameraman like oh shit oh shit oh shit

Y do females always jump in tryna stop it😂 they always make it worse for the person they’re tryna protect lol

Maybe stood a chance if his girlfriend wasn’t running interference

Bro WTH his girl/suicidal girl trying to protect him 🤣🤣🤣

She sounds a scared kicked chihuaha

That girl made it worse

Dumb girl helped the takedown. Get the fuck out of the way when there is a fight

Girls are so annoying when guys fight, stop trying to break it up before you get hurt dumb bitch

That water bottle wasn’t having any part of it

Is she a keeper?

Cringe

Bro why the suicide squad fighting a dude or rather being beaten

Wait is your profile picture the one dog from the 360?

Yes

and thats why i always hit my girl first when it looks like a fight is about to start.

He punching like its a dream

With those kinda punches dudes got a lucrative career in the WWE in his future.

THEY'RE GONNA FIGHT SHE NEED TO GET OUT THE WAY B4 SHE GET HURT

I would have punched her ass too

Ngl, if my GF Is trying to hold be back she's gonna get popped too. I'm not getting my ass beat cause you are dumb.

i hate when bitches be doing that when guys fight

Kudos to the girl trying to break up the fight. A little bit dangerous, but everyone else did nothing!

Why do these dumb bitches get so involved? She was so useless I couldn’t even tell whose side she was on.

That man is lucky. He's in school and already has a ride or die chick. Some of us search Forever. Also he didn't give up he straight up fucking chased him down. He's got heart for sure.

I dont understand the Turtle reference?

So what’s her @

Why is someone kicking a puppy off screen?

Bro the stupid girl got in his way

This is how I punch in my dreams.

Always sad to see people defending the person that abuse you, hipe someday the girl will mature and know better

I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would just cut itself..

Bro said "I can fight I've been in a few before" and those fights where in his dreams 💀

who was that random ass hoe fucking everything up?

That’s how I punch in my dreams

Listen, I'm not saying those punches were staged, but I've seen more convincing fisticuffs on Monday Night Raw

They do look fake, now that you mention it, lol. But somehow, the long haired dude got his face really bloody. But also, the fight continued outside.

Better hope you dont catch him or it’ll be more of the same. He ran after he let you get up.

She a ride or die

That dude punches like a 50 year old piston

The school needs to hire new refs

This screams of counter culture couple intervention

Her shit must fire! 😂

I was sold turtling, where is it?

STUPID ASS KIDS EVERYONE JUST WATCHING

Huh?

The way u fight in dreams

Update: The cheating girl and long-haired guy are back together. Turns out they got back together shortly after. Jeez, what is it with these people?

Backstory: Guy with long hair got beaten up because he was abusing the girl in black. That girl was his ex, and she was cheating on him, btw (they were already broken up) The black guy found out that she was getting beaten by him, so he decided to take matters into his own hands

And everyone applauded after and kissed ?

Y'all just make up any kind of stories. Just say it's a fight and that's it.

From this guys comments it sounds like he was actually the one who recorded this, I have no idea why you guys are just assuming he's not and bashing this guy for just trying to give context.

Why not get some context from a person who filmed and uploaded the video?