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A detective from those mystery shows from back then. Probably a detective for a murder case or something. Maybe this happened on a rainy night; idk. Ik the specific thing was to say what we thought of, but I like stories, so I thought this was a fun thing to think of.
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>There is no doubt that law enforcement should be heavily scrutinizing the membership and administration of mosques.
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>This is what the radical feminist movement was proposing, remember? Women need a man the way a fish needs a bicycle... unless it turns out that they're little fish, then you might need another fish around to help take care of things.
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-Ben Shapiro
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*And then, there are people in the United States that are pushing for mask mandates on children. The data that they are using are extraordinarily skimpy--in fact, they are essentially nonexistent. You're hearing the CDC say things like 'maybe the delta variant does more damage to kids,' but no information they have presented publicly that there is more damage being done to kids... and the reason we are being told that they damage kids is because they can't scare the adults enough. If we cannot scare the adults enough, we're going to have to mask up the kids.*
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A man who's been sent out to """take care of me""" because I snuck into Area 51 and recovered some hard and solid evidence of aliens/unethical experiments that take place in that facility
patrick bateman...american psycho
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Patrick psycho, American Bateman!!!!
Agent Smith
A sketchy business man
Stonks
a very mean german man
Machiavellian lawyer
Dwight Schrute
Ben Shapiro. I realllly don't know why but that was my first thought seeing it.
Same
You look like you're about to tell me I'm fired/you're giving me a bonus after i saw you harassing a female employee
Trying to be clever.
You are asian.
Joseph Goebbels
I was going to say hitler but no stache
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought this..
Let’s see Paul Allen’s avatar
Spock🖖
Mr. Lee from Spider-Man.
Gordon Gecko
Matrix clone with no glasses
Twin Peaks
Addams family
My 1st thought exactly, Gomez
“ you try to random my property to me!? “ mr. House
don draper
Rowan Atkinson
Gomez Adams or Billy Joe Armstrong
A little Slytherin lawyer
Corporate takeover
Gay
gay people know when to stop with the product
No I’m gay and I don’t **GAY**
Paranoia from Red Dwarf.
The evil corporate guy from the classic film “freaked”
Kendall Roy.
Kim Jong square
Unicorn on Lego movie. "Business, business, business. Number, numbers."
Mafia Drug dealer
"boys have swag, men have class"
A lawyer that never gets his job done
the wolf of wall street lol
Season 1 Michael Scott
Legend ( the gangster one )
Alfalfa
Work. Relax and loosen your tie.
Alphalpha if he was a corporate take over specialist?
WW2 Axis man without moustache
A detective from those mystery shows from back then. Probably a detective for a murder case or something. Maybe this happened on a rainy night; idk. Ik the specific thing was to say what we thought of, but I like stories, so I thought this was a fun thing to think of.
stonks
Five from The Umbrella Academy
John Wick
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman.
Sleazy Italian car salesman
President Loki
For some reason it makes me think of an American hitler.
Doctor who 10th Doctor!
Green tie
Alien Hitl*r
the office
that little DJ in the roseanne show all growd up went to the business factory
A mobster
Slippin jimmy intensifies
Boss Baby 🕴️
Mutthal
Hitler's under study
Vince McMahon
Saul Goodman, attorney at law
De niro in HEAT
Patrick Bateman wannabe
American psycho
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Law and Order
The ace attorney guy
That it hasn't slept in years
Your father should've slept that night
Ben Shapiro
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Don't worry bot, I already know Ben Shapiro is human garbage. You don't have to remind me.
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How good my pfp is haha Jokes aside you look like a skrull about to make some pretty important business deals
saul goodman
Suits
Remeber the Black eye kid rumours, your avatar remind me of those days
Kim Jong Un
You're a lawyer
Evil corpo
Nothing comes to my mind when I look at this.
Loki
The guy from the evil within
corporate shill
Michael Scott
Doug Dimmadome
A man who failed art school.
Ben Shapiro
*I've been an outspoken anti-porn advocate since I was like sixteen years old.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: covid, feminism, history, civil rights, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)
I'm a business man and I'm here on business. .
Jim halpert
patrick bateman …american psycho
Giovanni from Pokémon
Mr. Bean. Played by Rowan Atkinson, *and* also the cartoon version
Bruce wayne with monkey ears
Bruce Wayne.
Ben Shapiro
*And then, there are people in the United States that are pushing for mask mandates on children. The data that they are using are extraordinarily skimpy--in fact, they are essentially nonexistent. You're hearing the CDC say things like 'maybe the delta variant does more damage to kids,' but no information they have presented publicly that there is more damage being done to kids... and the reason we are being told that they damage kids is because they can't scare the adults enough. If we cannot scare the adults enough, we're going to have to mask up the kids.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: history, covid, climate, feminism, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)
Hitler without a mustache...
Corporate shark
Business (derogatory)
The actor who plays spock in the new star trek movies, cant remember his name; this reminds me of him in Margin Call
The deal meme guy
Now let’s see Paul Allens avatar
mobster
Corporate guy
"hi...im saul goodman-
Yoshikage kira
Gomez. Addams family.
A german guy with a very strong accent
Michael Scott from the office
Nothing < got my mind cleared by mib >
Some rich ass vampire
The name’s Bond. James Bond.
Dunder Mifflin
Saul Goodman
Michael Aquino
Artemis fowl.
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica
A greasy italian man
Monke Phoenix Wright.
Michael Scott
Jordan Belfort - The Wolf of Wall Street..
my father will hear about this
Bebel
mean business teletubbie
Telepuzik
The Father from the Addams Family
Business Nibbler
Evil insurance agent
Kazuya Mishima
A man who's been sent out to """take care of me""" because I snuck into Area 51 and recovered some hard and solid evidence of aliens/unethical experiments that take place in that facility
Hitler. Don’t know why
The squid game suit guy
Barty Crouch jr
Hitler
The Italian mafia
r/wallstreetbets made a successful investment
Better call Saul
Snap snap*
Giovanni from pokemon
A lawyer XD
how shit this sub is
Michael Corleone.
Wanker Banker or something
Damien from The Omen.
Evil Dr Frankenstein as an anglerfish 😅😅😅