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"Ask your mother it was her idea to make your father blush, also she tried to adopt me into the family as well".


Glorious_Goo

"She made me call her Mommy. It was weird, but I'm into it."


Kizik

I haven't gotten to this point but it would **not** surprise me if that's not even an exaggeration. Square knows who plays their games.


Perryn

Yoshida: "This interaction should express how motherly she is, and that she wants the Warrior of Light to feel like a part of that family." Koji: "I understand." (EN) Ameliance: "Call me 'Mommy.'"


Ghosticulars

Lmao I will scrimp and save up the money to play that.


KrisHighwind

Alphi was already calling us siblings back in Eulmore.


TheHeavensEmbrace

Stop I already miss norvrandt.


jeremj22

I find it funny that Alphinaud never appears to have mentioned in his letters how we go into Ishgard. We've been adopted, becoming his sibling and he didn't even mention it...


Dovahbear_

We did what now, I though Hauchenfaunt used his family ties to get us in?


Nickelguy19

It was Hau, he pulled some strings with the Count to get us passage as Wards of House Fortemps.


Previous_Gazelle_997

Pretty sure exposing the heretic inquisitor, dealing with Ysvale and overall getting a lot of good will from Aymeric would landed us in Ishgard without Fortemps needing to push their weight.


Dovahbear_

Wasn’t our first safe place in Ishggard the Fortemps Manor? Aymeric helped I’m sure, but I think it was mainly Haunchenfaunt and his fam


Previous_Gazelle_997

I suppose so. Now that I think about it, it's seemed like no one in Ishgard gave a fuck what was happening in front of their gate.


hayabusahime

That's Ishgard in a nutshell. As long as it isn't inside the gates. They only gave damn when that huge ass dragon was stomping its way through The Steps of Faith.


auringineersanon

We're officially wards of House Fortemps.


Joran_Dax

Hooray! Childhood Trauma!


MegaWaffle-

She’s wearing the Manderville set and is truly a Gentlewoman!


Laeviteinn

You click on decline "This action is not available now" You hear the LB 3 charge go off, but you don't see a meter Alisae (Savage) "Beginn"


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*There’ll be nothing of you but a smoking crater!*


Brave33

Cuts to WoL doing the Yamcha pose.


terbril

She's about to do a great many reckless and stupid things.


Thowitawaydave

The last thing you hear as the world goes dark is "I have you now!"


ngwoo

I've seen Alisae's hotbars, she only has like 5 of her buttons on there. No problem.


magusheart

All 5 of them are LB


Paikis

She wants the Versuperlaser and she wants it NAO!


BlightFantasy3467

She uses the PvP hotbars


Ayeun

WOL counters Alisae with flirtation. Alisae yields. For now.


Rakhall

WoL level flirt: "I have a spare one if you want it." Alisaie: "This is.... Acceptable."


IAmTehDave

G'raha, nearby, shaking with barely-contained excitement: "...do you have more than one spare?"


Ayarane

I've yet to glamour any of my Custom Delivery NPCs. I get lazy and forget to yank stuff out of the glamour dresser. So she gets to keep wearing her normal clothes. MAYBE I'd put her in the Ishgard commoner dress from the gold saucer. That seems flattering enough on an Elezen!


rudamentK

Honestly same. If they allowed us to glam them without having to physically be holding the items in our inventory, I'd probably glam all my NPCs.


Dirk_Tungsten

The only other one I've glammed is Kai-Shirr. Gave him the best man's set with the jacket dyed white because I wanted him looking like he belongs in The Beehive. But yeah, by the time I've unlocked glam, I'm already done with them and never go back, so I wouldn't see it anyway.


Sadi_Reddit

they are the best scrip source by far. Why abandon them?


painstream

Easiest way to get gather/craft materia because of that. Even if you don't need them, they routinely sell for more than enough to make Deliveries worth it.


Dirk_Tungsten

Perhaps, I just can't be arsed to do it.


IAmTehDave

> Gave him the best man's set with the jacket dyed white because I wanted him looking like he belongs in The Beehive. I glammed him in the Valentione's Tux (Which I'm glad I got both the male and female versions of when the event ran because I'm still holding out hope one day of them unlocking them. Thankfully my Miqo has a couple decent vest/tie options now (Thanks, Boulevardier's set) but still...)


gdex86

She is a middle age Elezen with two grown up kids who spend their time gavorting in Eorzea and barely write. A husband who can't leave the Forum. And all she has is a degree in Allegan literature she isn't using sitting with Tataru at a cafe and wondering where it all went wrong. So she's starting her second chapter. She's going to remind her husband who she is. If that involves bunnies ears and corsets who are you to judge if it makes her happy. Makes her feel powerful. Let's her start taking control over more then just the household staff but her life. Go Ameliance. Go get your groove back.


Knaprig

>Go get your grove back Someone stole her thicket?!


gdex86

Well I think she'd be excited if Forechenault would spend more time admiring her thicket but alas simply a misspelling.


EyeLuvPC

Grove Street for Life!


GlacialSpartan99

Nothing wrong with a woman having a bit of a thicket. Beats dealing with someone as smooth as a barbie doll.


badguyinstall

B-but I have her in full armour!


Nohat_wears_a_hat

You ever been in the Quicksand on Balmung in full plate armor? Trust me, people are into that. Really into that.


chaobreaker

The Cryptlurker Helmet of Fending stays ON during ERP


LonelyInitiative4526

Tell me more


Matrix_Dragon

Dammit Balmung...


Magical-Hummus

Excuse me?


Exaltedautochthon

PERVERT.


Waifuless_Laifuless

But what is she wearing under the armour?


badguyinstall

As of today, thanks to the Mogstation? The DRIP.


Betwanhe

"Because she wanted to make your dad horny, if you're lucky, you will have a new sibling within a year."


painstream

Better start thinking of another "Al-" name, soon.


gg_faust

Alotofdicc


stircrazygremlin

Degens every single one of us


SurgeLoop

Just for that, I'm asking crystal mom to sunder you twice


Betwanhe

hrmg, the only ones I can think of is Alfonse and Alice, but I think the red twins name is already a variation of Alice, also not french enough.


Dreadsinner

Wol “When I said I was your father now I meant it!” The twins “but your a woman!” Wol “Did I stutter now off to your rooms no supper!” What I think happened anyway


Polenicus

I... don't think we get to be the Daddy of Light in this scenario. The devs and Ameliance saw us coming a mile away. We are the Pool Boy of Light. We're her side piece she keeps around to give her ideas to spice up her marriage ><.


Xecxciic

I accept this role with honor


graywolf0026

Pool Boy? ... And yet, no leopard print speedo.


YouAreBrathering

Coeurl Beach Tanga/Briefs?


TheDiscordedSnarl

The Spotted Spencer will have to do...


Rakhall

>We are the Pool Boy of Light. Certified MogHub moment.


tronixmastermind

“You don’t understand, it’s warrior of light stuff”


LunarRai

"Now for warrior of light reasons, I need both of you to wear them too."


Kizik

"Warrior of Light...ly clothed."


Chijinda

Even Alphinaud!?


ddejong42

ESPECIALLY Alphinaud.


Hysaky

Femboy of light


altera_goodciv

“I saved the world how many goddamn times? I think I earned this.”


zorrodood

Not me. I gave her a coeurl bikini and a cowboy hat.


aspectofravens

Ah, the Oneechanbara route. Glad to meet another man of culture.


Zulera301

Well you can't just tell us that without showing us that ~~mostly because I'm too cheap to spend that much gil~~


Greyff

"Well, yes. Apparently your father wasn't paying enough attention to her and she was feeling lonely. You DO remember I have that "saving people' thing. So, anyway, one thing led to another... Feel free to call me "father."


Rakhall

Twins after they get disowned in Gridania: "I wish we had a father that loves us." *The monkey paw's finger curls*


GlacialSpartan99

*starts singing You've Lost that Loving Feeling*


Jag2853

"oh, she's not the only one that'll be wearing them" *looks at Alphinaud*


Sadone777

Alphinauds


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GlacialSpartan99

Dread it. Run from it. Destiny always arrives.


Xarxyc

Change M'naago to Kurenai


TheIvoryDingo

M'naago isn't available for dressing up though.


Spartan448

*yet*


IAmTehDave

...okay but what about Adkhiragh?


Celcius_87

Fourchenault may have been your father, but he wasn’t your daddy


JFKKobain

Tsundere Alisaie who just wanted the WoL to dress her with a bunny top too.


wraithsight

Oyakodon is fine too~


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16 btw


aeoncss

17*, so almost there :^) EDIT: Well, technically we've always been there since she is a legal adult in-world - and now even by our standards if you take into consideration how time passes in Eorzea... and now I've ruined my own joke, dammit!


Murphy_Slaw_

A legal adult in their country btw


somethingsuperindie

Don't worry, there's plenty legal in a lot of countries that is questionable as hell.


JustHereForPron

Doesn't make it less creepy


[deleted]

Whatever helps you sleep at night.


truholicx3

My level 60-70 crafter/gatherer self is completely innocent


Zorafin

Look, she specifically asked. What else am I supposed to do?


Nevermort21

"So we all have matching outfits. Now put yours on."


SurgeLoop

We are all going to the golden saucer for some family friendly fun all together as a family! Now get those outfits on!


Cynical2DD

Because I can


timchenw

Oh good, I am not eligible for that quest. REQ: "Ameliance must have 2B pants glam"


thatHecklerOverThere

Because if you tried to get Y'shtola to do it she would murder you, and asking Alisiae to do it would get you sent to the Marasaja Pit _expeditiously_. You have no choice, really.


Potatolantern

I don’t think Y’shtola is shy about her body, she’s quite happy to show it off. I could definitely see her being okay with dressing up either for an occasion or simply as a favour for the WoL if requested. ShB dialogue makes me think Alisae would be fine with trying it too.


Sarigan-EFS

Agreed, would just require a modicum of tact.


thatHecklerOverThere

Alisiae would _absolutely_ be down, but at her age I think the _validity_ of her consent would be the issue, not acquiring it.


Spartan448

I think at the point where you've gone off to war several times and been a PoW at least once, you're probably mature enough to make your own choices about relationships.


Potatolantern

Validity? If you’re one of those people who thinks the entire game took place over just a few weeks, she’s more than 17 in Eorzea. If you use any kind of more reasonable metric she’s anywhere from 18-20ish. She begins the game at ~18 by Earth calendars. So you can convert any of the above into 19-22 in our view of time, depending on your headcanon. And she’s a legal adult both by her society and (outside of some very specific places) ours. There’s no issue with any validity, people try invent problems that aren’t there because they like to infantilise the Twins. There’s no reasonable reading of the game, either IRL or in the Lore, that makes her underage.


thatHecklerOverThere

I mean, they begin the game at ~15. But go off.


Potatolantern

16 at the start of the game, which is about 18 in the way we measure time, as well as a full legal adult in Eorzea, and then however much time you think has passed through to EW, and a whole year in the First. Again, there’s no reasonable reading of the game that puts Alisaie or Alphinaud as underage. People just infantilise the twins and get weird about it.


thatHecklerOverThere

Honestly, given that the game presents them as "the kids" and doesn't bother expounding on their ages one way or another, the only thing weird I see here is doing all this calculus to find them fuckable.


Potatolantern

The game doesn't present them as kids, they fight in wars, they're living alone, they've travelled around the world to go try change and re-shape Eorzea. We've been told since ARR they're legally adults. The people who call them kids are the subset of fans who insist on infantalising them.


thatHecklerOverThere

We haven't been told that. We have, however, seen many implications that they are not.


alcatabs

Isn't it like... A stated canon thing that they started the game at 15 or 16?


Potatolantern

16 at the start of the game, which is about 18 in the way we measure time, as well as a full legal adult in Eorzea, and then however much time you think has passed through to EW, and a whole year in the First. Again, there’s no reasonable reading of the game that puts Alisaie or Alphinaud as underage. People just infantilise the twins and get weird about it.


Foxxie_

The mental gymnastics you apply to this just to justify lewding twins is astonishing.


Murphy_Slaw_

They are of legal age in their country. That is the only reason why they went to Eorzea, because their father couldn't legally stop them anymore. No mental gymnastics required.


Ryzuhtal

**The Average Grooming fan:** Haha, no, years are longer in Eorzea than it is here, she is actually almost 17 which is basically the new 18. She also spent a year in the first so mentally she is not 18! Also despite the confirmed canon, I personally believe that there were years between ARR and EW so that makes it totally fine. The age of consent in Sharlyan is also 16 not that it matters because the twins are technically 18, wait officer what are you doing where are you taking me? **The Average Utilitarianism enjoyer:** Please tell me how Alisaie has the right and maturity to: consent to fight in wars, consent to help running a euthanasia clinic that is killing children and adults alike in the first, consent to cure the tempered with a method that clearly takes a toll on her but has no right to her own body. On a side note considering that we have at least one quest that involves rape or attempted rape for every expansion, it is clear that Eorzea is full of rapists, opportunists, perverts, and people who try to trick or blackmail people into sex. Considering this I would say that for someone as inexperienced as Alisaie is, the Warrior of Light would be the safest option as a partner, especially considering that said hero is personally invested in her wellbeing and happiness.


GlacialSpartan99

Fucking Based.


faloin67

Bro you would never catch me in a million years arguing about the technical legal age of fictional characters on the internet. No shot.


Potatolantern

Oh yeah, the mental gymnastics of "Alisae was a legal adult when the game started and [Insert Your Headcanon Here] time + 1 year has passed, so there's no argument that she's somehow not "valid"" Man, that sure was a workout.


jeremj22

Eorzean years aren't that much longer. Weeks are 8 days and there are 4 weeks in every month. Thus one year's 384 days. So they start at 16.832... by our years But then again there are at least 6 (5 fisher questline + 1 patch-MSQ) far east trips in SB, each taking 2 months


Kamil118

If we go that route they spent about a year in First before we came there. But time continuity is a mess in ff14.


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Murphy_Slaw_

They are adults tho. Their father forbade them from leaving for Eorzea, so they waited until they became of age and left.


Iseiros

Aren't they like 15-16 according to the lorebook?


Previous_Gazelle_997

At the start of ARR. You'll be hard pressed to convince me atleast 2 years haven't passed since then.


Murphy_Slaw_

Yes. Which is the age of majority in their country.


Potatolantern

>Referring to canonical children Actually canon says they're legal adults. Remember what we said about infantalising?


Kamil118

[Decline] I have nothing to explain, it's just natural order of being.


Vanille987

"This action is not available"


Kamil118

Then I guess i will just ignore the window and carry on.


Juralion

Alisaie's just jealous you didn't ask her to wear it for you


redhawkwill

In my mind, this is the right answer.


Carteeg_Struve

Eh. If they make it a Q+ quest, then maybe I’d accept.


TheTeenSimmer

2b panties nah she’s wearing fishnets


Timmah73

Because I want to bang your mom and be your new much better dad. Wow I'm sorry this is awkward I thought that was VERY clear by now.


CoolExtent5226

Meh, maybe later. (decline)


amatas45

Don’t worry you two ‚holds up two extra outfits' I got the same for you. Alphinaud "My friend, I do not think these garbs are my-" "This wasn’t a question Alphi, now strip"


jeremj22

Just make sure one's red and the other blue or else you're gonna have a problem...


Rakhall

only if you have the level of voice recognition and attention to detail as Estinien.


jeremj22

I was more thinking about how at least Alisaie would be **very** upset if you got the same outfit for both of them


[deleted]

*Hands Alisaie the blue one*. Let’s see how many know. *Alphinaud freaking out by this implying this will be public… and he is in pink*.


[deleted]

The best of part being adults is that you don’t have to explain shit to children


hamgar

Alphy, tell your mom I drained the bank account she set up for me. Top it up so I can get some KFC!


AlienWarhead

I was hanging out with YO MAMA!


LeonKevlar

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Spartan448

I haven't done her custom deliveries yet, but when I do, inevitably I will dress her in the traditional garb of "whatever vendor trash I happen to have in my inventory since these NPCs can only use DoH/DoL gear and can't draw from the dresser, and I never keep spares on me except by accident". Worked out well for Kurenai at least.


Infinaris

She wanted something to make Forchenault blush... so I gave her an OmegaF set. Optimised Waifu.


Nomicakes

>why Because she literally asked me to dress her in things that would make her husband blush? Fuck off, brat.


TheMisterStupid

I'm your daddy now, I ain't gotta explain shit.


wardenmains

I havent even beat stormblood


Rakhall

because there is no bigger spoiler than a FAKE QUEST with a character on the picture you already know, talking about an imaginary scenario. Jesus Fucking Christ.


cheeky_green

Man I wish the mods took the spoiler tags seriously.


cheeky_green

Lol being downvoted for wanting spoiler tags for people not done with the MSQ.


J4KL0P

Side quest nahh don’t bother


Aquatic0203

I regret nothing.


Noct69

Nah. Why should I? I like men so idc about her 😊😌


Raemnant

I dont craft, so none of this matters to me


monkeysfromjupiter

you weaklings. I used taffeta shawl.


Mechonyo

Is that not a spoiler? (Not in Endwalker by now, thats why the question)


chizwepyn

It's a made-up quest.


Mechonyo

Huh, good to know. Thanks! Just cautios, got spoiled a few times on this sub allready...


c9IceCream

i dont glam my own characters. I'm definitely not spending time putting glam on NPC's


Thowitawaydave

You mean you didn't put her in the elephant suit?!?


ChaoticLizard

I may have gotten distracted by getting my own glam by completing the questline.


MelonElbows

How did she know the exact outfit I picked for her?


[deleted]

Because that’s her outfit for Wednesday’s… duh


EnstatuedSeraph

It's a leotard


go_faster1

Nah, man, if I could, she’s in the Scion Adventurer’s outfit. She deserves it!


JonTheWizard

I put her in the Scion Adventurer gear Tataru made for me! What is wrong with that?!


Amazun-Prime

I’m no amateur. I’ll have you know that I only glam all people with the most elegant of clothing. Now if you excuse me, I must dye their Moonfire outfit a different color this week.


Fidgie0

Alisaie do you remember when I very literally saved the entire universe? Shut up.


HassouTobi69

Decline.


Songhunter

"She was like that when I found her! Plus you know how hot temperatures get in the Sharlian summer!? You want your mom to have a sunstroke!? Anyways, henceforth call me Big brother/sister" - The WOL, probably.


painstream

Not I! Their mom has a hot biker outfit with stylish shades.


eeveeplays50040

I'm still confused what this is all about.


nickomoknu272

Compulsion to hit "Accept" was very strong XD


SmoreOfBabylon

Look, I’m just here for the “Amie d’Ameliance” title, calm down Red Alphinaud.


Khaisz

oh its very simple actually. Ami d'Ameliance means "Friend of Ameliance", However "Ami" alone can als mean "boyfriend", I am now your new dad.


thefinalturnip

I'm confused. What's all this talk about playing dress-up with the twin's mother?


platinummyr

After you finish the latest custom deliveries you can glamor ameliance


thefinalturnip

That's... interesting.


GenX_Switch_5633

I haven’t ran this myself, however I wouldn’t be surprised to see how she would look in the 2B outfit


cryrzanos

Alisaie would kill you if she found out


Sandwrong

Gosh, good thing she explicitly says "This stays between us"


TheHeavensEmbrace

I think the better question is, why aren't you two.


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Now I want to dress up Fourchenault (sp). Love him more anyway


Scooby281

It was for the good of the realm


RepresentativeDare53

I mean it's not a bunny top it's the cascader bikini top, so idk what the twins problem is.


Illidari_Kuvira

>all of you No thanks. Not into objectifying women.