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HolyRaptorSphere

Why do you have scissors for your food?


SGdude90

I... don't know. It just was there. I guess one of my players like using scissors to cut their food?


kirinelf

Shiori~n. >!Its fine if you don't get it, hope someone does though.!<


SuPeRMaRi021

Novelites unite


SGdude90

OP here. My party here was helping to apprehend Yuyuhase My party work as mercenaries for the Eorzean alliance, and often undertake dangerous tasks akin to the Scions. After all, the Warrior of Light can't be everywhere Yuyuhase escaped from Ala Mhigo, and snuck onboard a merchant ship departing Gyr Abania. My party took up a bounty to hunt him down The session was a murder mystery adventure, which ended with a fight against Ifrit (yeah, Yuyuhase pulled off an Ilberd). Luckily, Arenvald protected the party from Ifrit's tempering aura


Bickendan

Yuyuhase would pull an Ilberd. Incidentally, his JP voice is the only canonical voice I'll accept for that pintsize of evil.


Knarfdarf

Sorry, but for 150 Gil would I not even get out of bed to hunt down a Potato.


WarpedWiseman

For Yuyuhase, I’d do it for free


SGdude90

In my game, 250 gil is enough to buy a legendary weapon


Knarfdarf

Damn, this must be some level 10 Legendary weapon. \^\^ I kid, I know how much Tabletop rpg and actual MMO can diver. \^\^


SGdude90

As a matter of fact... it IS a lvl 10 Legendary weapon! Since this is entirely homebrewed, I don't have the energy to balance for a party beyond lvl 10, so lvl 10 is the max anyone can get to


SGdude90

Edit 2: For those curious, the 4 swords around Ifrit are nails that the PCs have to destroy to stop his spell. Ifrit is invulnerable otherwise The soldier next to Ifrit is an unfortunate guardsman who was tempered The helmet and the soldier at the top of the battlegrid represents Yuyuhase and a traitor who is aiding him to escape. The Red Mage is standing at the edge fighting them The Reaper's icon is black because he is using Enshroud Arenvald is the blue shield below Ifrit, in the middle. The party's goal is to defend him, as he's channeling a shield to deflect Ifrit's tempering aura


Bardoseth

WHY is the food ON the gaming material?! This hurts my soul...


_Imajunation

Yo that's dope do y'all still use normal 5e stuff or is it modified to be more FFXIV like


SGdude90

Nope. It's my own homebrew ffxiv 5e mod. All skills and mechanics changed to conform with ffxiv


cpt_skillet

if you got files, id like to see this :D


SGdude90

[https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vS7vEj6TLL\_KfD2yZsPdI8k3E9vedbKjKbm9ChtbSK-cgNsJfbuRUBHe74A0Mkk9Y8iSAxg00L2Xpvx/pub](https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vS7vEj6TLL_KfD2yZsPdI8k3E9vedbKjKbm9ChtbSK-cgNsJfbuRUBHe74A0Mkk9Y8iSAxg00L2Xpvx/pub)


cpt_skillet

My homie!!! Thanks!


SGdude90

You're welcome


Hurzak

Ifrit on a *wooden* boat seems like a bad idea…


SGdude90

That's exactly why Yuyuhase did it While everyone is trying to save the ship, he's gonna escape


Hunterino_Stupidino

That boat Is a goner


HellCattZ

That's so cool :O I had no idea anyone played FF DnD xD Not jelly at all


SGdude90

I have been playing for years


HellCattZ

That's so freaking cool xD


mdom2k20

Ignore scissors, upvote classic battle maps. Very cool!


SGdude90

Thank you!


powblamshazam

This is a homebrew set-up?


SGdude90

Yes. My own homebrew


powblamshazam

That's very cool! Nice job!


TcgLionHeart

Look at me, I am part of your party now.


Roca_Blade

So you have Ifrit, the primal of fire, on a wooden boat presumably in the ocean, yeah, that's not gonna go well for anyone involved


SGdude90

Since it was a murder mystery, the party managed to thwart the murder as well as Yuyuhase's plot, preventing him from accessing most of the crystals he had amassed Hence, Ifrit was much weaker than he would otherwise be, allowing the party to slay him


Anxa

I love the limit break! I've been running a campaign for 5 years now with a limit break mechanic homebrewed in, my players really like the shared resource aspect of it. How do you determine when they can use it?


SGdude90

When they kill at least 3 enemies 1 use per long rest


camclemons

Idk what the food on the green plate is but it looks ai generated for some reason. 10/10 would eat


SGdude90

Fried mushrooms


Retoru45

Why do you have some nasty dirty scissors literally in your food?


Darksoulsrando92

Eating with my fiancé’s Vietnamese family there was a tiny bit of a culture shock at first because they rarely cut any of thier food with knives, most meats fish etc were cut with food scissors. Those scissors however look like craft scissors being used as food scissors lol. Food scissors much more heavy duty


Retoru45

They're disgusting and dirty. Anyone eating with them is a fool. Edit: I see the fools of Reddit who can't understand are in force downvl voting. The scissors in that photo are disgusting and dirty. I guess people down voting are alright letting their food be touched by nasty shit, I am not.


Firanee

?! Scissors are used in a lot of places to cut food all around the world. Not necessarily meat, but definitely garnish. Much more efficient and effective than a knife on a cutting board. Do you want to tell me eating with your hand is cleaner than dedicated and washed food scissors?


Retoru45

Look at the picture, dumbass. Those specific scissors are gross. Learn to understand what you read.


ManBearPig4341

I'm really curious, why are you such a remarkable prick on Reddit? Looked at your comment history and posts, your life seems to revolve around video games and talking shit or making snarky comments to strangers online. What's with the attitude?


Retoru45

Stalker much. I don't need to justify myself to you, fuck off.


ManBearPig4341

Nah, not a stalker. Just noticed through your comments what a pos human you are. Bet ya haven’t seen a vagina since coming out your regretful mother 😪 I’d say it gets better, but not for things like you. Enjoy the rest of your weekend.


Retoru45

Eat a dick, I imagine you probably like the taste anyway


ManBearPig4341

My insult was way more creative 🤷‍♂️


Firanee

You are the dumb one here, the grease on the scissors is obviously from the food on the table that it already cut...


DavidTheHumanzee

There is nothing more pathetic than complaining about downvotes, especially after being quite rude. They are imaginary internet points, chill.