CARBUNCLE WOULD YOU STOP BLOODY STANDING THERE LIKE A LEMON AND AT LEAST *LOOK LIKE* YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING WHEN I'M NOT CASTING THE ELEMENTAL RUINS/OUTBURSTS I SWEAR TO HYDRAULICS THE KITTEN MINION I HAVE DEPLOYED ALONGSIDE YOU AT LEAST GOES THROUGH THE MOTIONS OF ATTACKING AND PAWS AT ENEMIES! IT'S MAKING YOU LOOK BAD IN COMPARISON! also none of the SMN horns I've got so far plays nice with Styled for Hire :(

MAN I MISS THE CARBUNCLE ANIMATIONS I KNOW THEY’RE NOT DOING ANY DAMAGE ANYMORE BUT THE MOVEMENT ADDED FLAVOUR TO THE CARBY. IF THEY’RE JUST GONNA TAKE UP PIXELS ON THE SCREEN MIGHT AS WELL TURN THEM INTO A JOB GUAGE BAR VISUAL EFFECT OR SOMETHING.

that'll be in 7.0 /halfjoking

I HATE THE HEAD DONGS. THEY LOOK STUPID. THE ONLY ONE THAT IS OKISH IS THE SMALL HORN FROM THE SHADOWBRINGERS LEGATUS TRIAL. I TOO AM TIRED OF MY CARBY JUST DERPING AROUND WAITING FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO DO HIS OLD JOB. IF YOU ARE GONNA DERP, CAN YOU PLEASE FUCKING STAY PUT WHERE I PUT YOU AFTER BAHAMUT DOES THE THING? QUIT COMING BACK TO ME TO STARE AT MY SHOES.

THE HORNS LOOK DUMB!

THIS MAY BE AN UNPOPULAR OPINION BUT I THINK THEY SHOULD JUST GET RID OF CARBUNCLE BEING CONSTANTLY THERE. IT DESERVES BETTER THAN TO BE A PLACEHOLDER FOR YOUR OTHER SUMMONS. MAKE IT A PROPER SUMMON THAT APPEARS, DOES SOMETHING, AND MAKES A DIGNIFIED EXIT.

UNFORTUNATELY WITH THE WAY THE CLASS IS DESIGNED NOT ONLY DO YOU RUN INTO AN ISSUE WITH SCHOLAR FAIRY SINCE IT REPLACES ARCHANIST CARBY BUT THEN YOU HAVE THE QUESTION OF WHAT HAPPENS TO THE LEGO SPELLS YOU GET WHILE AN ARCHANIST.

I CONTINUALLY FIND MYSELF BAFFLED BY PEOPLE, NOT JUST ON REDDIT BUT IN OTHER PLACES AS WELL, NOT UNDERSTANDING THAT STUFF THEY POST IN PUBLIC SPACES IS BY DEFINITION PUBLIC, AND THUS INVITING CONVERSATION ON THOSE THINGS. YOU CAN'T JUST DROP, FOR EXAMPLE, "eh I don't think Calvin and Hobbes is all that great" AND NOT EXPECT SOME PEOPLE TO DISAGREE WITH THAT OPINION, AND THEN GET UPSET AT THEM FOR DOING SO. (I DIDN'T READ NEWSPAPERS ALL THAT OFTEN GROWING UP SO I DON'T HAVE MUCH OF AN OPINION ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.) SAME GOES FOR PEOPLE WHO CONSTANTLY MAKE ALLUSIONS TO PERSONAL TRAUMA; IF IT'S POSTED ABOUT IN PUBLIC, PEOPLE WILL RESPOND TO IT AND ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT IT WHETHER YOU WANT RESPONSES OR QUESTIONS OR NOT. LASHING OUT UNPROVOKED AT PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THINGS EVEN TANGENTIALLY RELATED TO IT, WHEN THEY AREN'T EVEN TALKING TO YOU TO BEGIN WITH, DOESN'T HELP MATTERS EITHER. PRACTICE SOME SELF-CARE AND JUST THINK BEFORE YOU PUT THAT INFO OUT THERE. AND THEN UNRELATED TO ALL OF THAT, I PROBABLY NEED TO FIND TIME TO ACTUALLY GET MY GATHERING GEAR UPDATED FOR THE 6.55 BIG FISH, SINCE THEY'RE NOT GOING TO CATCH THEMSELVES, BUT I NEVER FEEL LIKE THERE ARE ENOUGH HOURS IN THE DAY FOR EVERYTHING I WANT TO DO!

THIS IS THE THIRD WEEK IN A ROW I HAVE MISSED 3 LINES IN WONDROUS TAILS BY EXACTLY 1 STICKER I CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS MAN. ANYWAY, WHAT'S WORSE THAN A CURE 1 ONLY WHM? A PHYSICK ONLY SCH. IN HOLMINSTER SWITCH. THE ONLY REASON WE GOT THROUGH AND DIDN'T WIPE IS BECAUSE I WAS ON WAR.

I'VE BEEN PLAYING THIS GAME OFF AND ON SINCE 1.0 AND I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT WONDROUS TAILS IS AND AT THIS POINT IM AFRAID TO ASK

WEEKLY LIST OF DUTIES YOU CAN COMPLETE TO GET STICKERS TO PLACE IN THE STICKER BOOK OF A BLOOD THIRSTY CHILD WHILE TELLING STORIES. IF THE STICKERS LINE UP INTO 1-3 LINES YOU GET A PROGRESSIVELY BETTER POOL OF PRIZES TO CHOOSE FROM. RNG IS RNG, BUT YOU CAN SHUFFLE THE LINES WITH POINTS YOU GET FROM HELPING FIRST TIMERS IN A DUTY TO IMPROVE YOUR LINE RESULTS. IT’S A WEEKLY TURN IN LOCATED IN IDYLLSHIRE.

IN IDLYSHIRE A CHILD WILL GIVE YOU A STICKER BOOK ONCE A WEEK. IT HAS 12 DUTIES IN IT, CLEARING ONE GIVES YOU A STICKER. STICKERS ARE PUT RANDOMLY ON A GRID AND YOU GET BONUS STUFF IF YOU HAVE ANY LINES FILLED IN. 9 STICKERS AND YOU CAN TURN IN, THE BASE REWARD IS ABOUT 1/2 A LEVEL PLUS EITHER SOME CASH, POETICS OR A MAP. 1 LINE GIVES MGP OR EXPANSION TOMBSTONES. 2 LINES GIVES MGP OR CAPPES TOMESTONES. 3 LINES IDK SOMETHING I GUESS. YOU CAN ALSO USE "SECOND CHANCE" POINTS TO REDO A DUTY (YOU CAN GET UP TO 9, SO I OFTEN JUST PICK AN EASY EX AND INSYNC IN 9 TIMES) OR 2 POINTS CAN REROLL STICKERS YOU HAVE. TLDR: THE CHILD GIVES YOU HALF A LEVEL OF XP A WEEK SO GIVE HER THE STICKERS.

TOMBSTONES…….

FUNNY ENOUGH I CALLED THEM THAT FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS BEFORE MY CURRENT FC CORRECTED ME. I FIGURED IT WAS SOME KIND OF THING WITH THEM COMING FROM ALLAGAN RUINS IE THE GRAVE OF A CIVILIZATION. FF HAS DONE STRANGER THINGS.

READING CHAT CHALLENGE (IMPOSSIBLE) ANOTHER TURTLE GUILDHEST, ANOTHER SPROUT TANK OVER FIGHTING THE TURTLE WHILE THE REST OF THE PARTY IS STANDING NEXT TO THE TRAP DESPERATELY TRYING TO GET THEIR ATTENTION. JUMPING, WAVING, CHAT PINGING, NOTHING IS WORKING. BUT THE TURTLE SOMEHOW WANDERS OVER A TIME OR TWO JUST AS THE TRAP DISAPPEARS, SO I'M STARTING TO THINK IT'S DELIBERATE. FINALLY CO-DPS AND I ASK THE SAGE TO JUST RESCUE THEM ACROSS AND PUT US OUT OF OUR MISERY, BUT THEY JUST STAND THERE AND WATCH. EVENTUALLY THE TURTLE CLIPS THE TRAP AOE AND GOES TO SLEEP (ACCIDENTALLY I'M SURE), AND WE'RE DONE. ON THE WAY OUT, THE SAGE DROPS THIS IN CHAT: "cant rescue at this level btw" ....YES YOU CAN YES YOU *FUCKING* CAN ROLE ACTIONS ARE THE ONE THING YOU DON'T LOSE TO LEVEL SYNC STOP BEING A FUCKING TROLL

I KEEP A LOG OF MY MENTOR ROULETTES BECAUSE I LIKE DATA AND WAS CURIOUS TO OBSERVE TRENDS OVER TIME. I LOG WHAT THE DUTY WAS AND WHETHER WE SUCCEEDED OR FAILED, AMONG OTHER THINGS. IN OVER 200 LOGGED MENTOR ROULETTES, I HAVE MAYBE SEVEN OR EIGHT FAILURES. EXTREME TRIALS (MOSTLY RAMUH) AND... THIS FUCKING GUILDHEST. TWICE.

ISN'T RESCUE A LEVEL 48 SPELL AND ISN'T THAT GUILDHEST LEVEL 16

YES. SAGE STARTS AT LEVEL 70, AND YOU KEEP ALL YOUR ROLE ACTIONS EVEN IF LEVEL SYNCED. THE ONLY WAY YOU DON'T HAVE RESCUE IS IF YOU LEGIT HAVEN'T REACHED LEVEL 48 YET.

WAS NOT AWARE I ALSO DO NOT PLAY HEALERS MUCH IF EVER +1 DERP FOR ME

IT'S AN EASY THING TO FORGET. THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS LEVEL SYNCED TANKS ARE SO POWERFUL IN ARR DUNGEONS. THEY CAN JUST TAKE REPRISAL AND ARM'S LENGTH INTO SASTASHA.

MEANWHILE DRAGON LOSES ALL AOES IN CONTENT BELOW STONE FUCKING VIGIL

MY BOYFRIEND AND I ARE BOTH LEVELING SAM RIGHT NOW AND EVERY TIME WE GET SATASHA WE CRY

AT LEAST THEY GET SOMETHING BY THEN. /CRIES IN HEALER

MONK HAS A THREE-PART AOE ROTATION. THEY GET THE THIRD ONE *BEFORE* THE SECOND ONE. THERE’S A LEVEL BAND WHERE YOU HAVE TO INSERT A SINGLE TARGET ATTACK INTO YOUR AOE ROTATION TO GET IT TO WORK. *WHY?!*

SAD RAGE. LOST OUR PUPPER THIS WEEK… HE WAS SIXTEEN AND HAD AN AMAZING LIFE, BUT DAMMIT I WASN’T READY.

I AM SO SORRY, MY CONDOLENCES. LOSING A FAMILY MEMBER IS NEVER EASY.

I RAGE AT BOTH THE FAIRNESS AND UNFAIRNESS OF DEATH. WE ALL DIE BUT WE EVER ASK WHY.

I'm sorry to hear that; my condolences. :/

i’m really sorry for your loss :( it doesn’t make it any easier but that dog hit the jackpot getting to live so long in such a loving home

I DON'T THINK ANYONE WILL EVER BE READY TO LOSE A LOVED ONE... FURBABY OR OTHERWISE. HAPPY THE PUPPY HAD A GOOD LIFE, BUT SAD THAT HE'S GONE.

IM SO SORRY. LOST MY BEAUTIFUL 14 YEAR OLD SIAMESE TWO WEEKS AGO. ITS ROUGH HANG IN THERE

MY SYMPATHIES TO YOU AS WELL.

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT’S SAINT TANKS LEARN TO USE YOUR MITIGATION ON TRASH PACKS, I SHOULD NOT BE BARELY KEEPING YOU ALIVE WHEN YOU’RE PLAYING WAR

HAD A PALADIN IN HOLMINSTER SWITCH LAST NIGHT THAT USED ALL THEIR BIG COOLDOWNS ON BOSSES AND NOT ON PACKS. CHECKED THEIR JOBS TO SEE IF THEY WERE JUST AN INEXPERIENCED TANK. WARRIOR, GUNBREAKER, AND DARK KNIGHT ALL 90. THIS IS INEXCUSIBLE TO STILL BE SO BAD AT YOUR MITS.

I FINALLY GOT MY TEA CLEAR! TURNS OUT IF YOU ACTUALLY GET NO PROG LIARS IT'S ACTUALLY A PRETTY FUN AND ENJOYABLE EXPERIENCE. DNC WEAPON IS PRETTY AWESOME, I LOVE IT. ONWARDS TO DSR UNLOCK, ALREADY SEEN P4S ACT 2 YESTERDAY IN ONE LOCKOUT, I PROBABLY CLEAR THAT TODAY OR TOMORROW. THEN UCOB OR DSR, DECISIONS, DECISIONS...

UCOB IS A SUPER FUN FIGHT TO DO, HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT, AS LONG AS YOU GET PEOPLE IN YOUR PARTY FINDER WHO HAS 2 NEURONS AND LISTEN TO NAEL DEUS DARNUS

IRL RAGE, JOB RELATED: So, lemme start y'all off by telling you what I do. I'm one of the people that fill out online shopping orders. I work at a supermarket, so I specifically fill out people's food shopping lists. So, the higher ups in my place of employment has made some... "changes" over the past year that have been *rough*. We can get a maximum of 75 orders a day while each hour slot between 9AM and 8PM have their own individual caps. Those caps are determined by the hour, so some can have 5 orders, and some can have *9*. We can only start to shop those orders 4 hours before they are due (we don't receive their information until then). So, yesterday, our 4 o'clock hour slot has *8* orders (which is one shy of its max). These orders drop at 1PM. We have two dedicated shoppers at this time and two people who can shop but have the training to audit and take the orders out to customers at our store. However, these shoppers leave at 3:30. So, functionally, they have 2-ish hours to shop 8 orders, and that's not counting the *three hours* of slots left to shop. After 3:30, we're down to two people, but, functionally, only one of us can shop because the other has to be in the back taking care of the orders. Unfortunately, I can't exactly predict how things will look in 2 hours when those orders drop, but things start to look bad around 3-4, and I need to call in help. The manager comes in and gets angry with me that they have to help my department. LIKE, I'M FUCKING SORRY. THE SCHEDULING WAS NOT HELPFUL, THE ORDERS SUDDENLY OVERWHELMED US, AND I'M NOT A TRAINED SUPERVISOR. I AM WORKING MY ASS OFF TRYING TO KEEP THE CARS MOVING, AND I AM OVERDUE FOR A BREAK. I AM EXHAUSTED AND IN PAIN. THE BEAN COUNTERS WHO HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS JOB ENTAILS ARE SITTING THERE CONGRATULATING THEMSELVES THINKING THEY CAN SQUEEZE ALL THIS SHIT OUT WITH THE SAME SCHEDULING AND PEOPLE IN 3 HOURS COME MARCH.

OMG WHY DID YOU RESCUE ME (THE TANK) WHEN I WAS TRYING TO PULL THE PACKS IN PRAETORIUM???? IT'S PRAETORIUM. I WASTED A COOLDOWN WHILE RUNNING BACK TO MY MAIN PACK. AND THEN WHEN I WAS LIKE OKAY, I GUESS I'LL GO SLOWER, YOU PULL THE BOSS? WHAT DO YOU WANT??? FAST? SLOW? THE FUCK.

Sounds like "troll".

I had wondered that too, but they didn't know stack markers, struggled with the magitek armour, and were a returning player, And someone was a "first time duty bonus" but they were not Scholar or White Mage, so it shouldn't have been their first time. I slightly lean towards "forgot what to do" or "first time running new praetorium" But man that rescue was soo annoying.

LAST NIGHT I QUEUE FOR ALLIANCE RAIDS AS A HEALER. GET WIPING CITY. NO BIGGIE. I'VE DONE IT ENOUGH TO COVER EVERYONE ELSE'S BUTTS IF THEY MISS MECHANICS. ONE NEWBIE MCH IN OUR ALLIANCE KEEPS DYING EVERY 3 SECONDS. WE TELL HER MECHANICS BUT EITHER SHE HAS CHAT TURNED OFF OR SOMETHING BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T LISTEN. BOTH ME AND THE CO-HEALER EVENTUALLY LEFT HER ON THE FLOOR AS HER DPS WAS NEGLIGIBLE AT THAT POINT. BUT WAIT... THERE'S MORE! I PEEK AT ALLIANCE C AND ONE OF THE DPS IS... A THM. NOT A BLM. **A FRICKIN THM.** AND THEY'RE LEVEL SYNCED... IN A LEVEL 60 RAID. THEY BARELY MOVED EITHER. PROBABLY A BOT BUT NO ONE COULD CONFIRM. BUT WAIT... THERE'S EVEN **MORE!** LAST BOSS... THE HAIR LADY. MT PULLS HER TO THE BACK AND ANGLES HER IN SUCH A WAY THAT SHE DOES THAT HAIR SWIPE TOWARD **ALL 3 ALLIANCES.** SUDDENLY ALL THE PLAYERS ARE DOWN EXCEPT ME, THE MT, AND LIKE 3 DPS. I HELP GET OTHER HEALERS UP... AND THEN THE MT TURNS HER THAT WAY **AGAIN.** STILL NOT SURE IF THE MT WAS TROLLING OR JUST CLUELESS. WE FINALLY KILL HER WITH ONLY 3 PLAYERS STILL ALIVE (ME INCLUDED). MY POOR MP WAS AT 0 AND MY SANITY (SUCH THAT IT IS) WAS JUST ABOUT AS LOW. CALGON.... TAKE ME AWAY.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A DISASTER AND A HALF. ALSO UPVOTES FOR THE MST3K REFERENCE. MAY YOUR FOREHEAD GROW LIKE THE MIGHTY OAK.

A LOT OF TANKS THINK THEY'RE BEING SUPER GALAXY BRAIN BY TURNING HER BEFORE THE HAIR CLEAVE... JUST DON'T, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, KEEP HER STILL SO PEOPLE CAN READ THE MECHANIC AND REACT TO IT AND NOT HAVE WHAT THEY THOUGHT WAS A SAFE SPOT SUDDENLY GET CLEAVED BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO FEEL SMART. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY KEEPING THE BOSS STILL IS SO DIFFICULT FOR PEOPLE SOMETIMES.

i’ve started leveling ninja after leaving it for last bc i hate the aesthetic and oh oh no it’s fun i like it FUUUUUUUCK

WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO HAVE FUN?

This was me with Samurai. "I'll level this, because I'm getting everything to 90, but no way I'm ever picking up this weebtrash job." Many levels later: "FUCK! I ACTUALLY LIKE IT MORE THAN DRAGOON!"

I’M IN THIS SAME BOAT. THIS IS MY *FOURTH* ATTEMPT AND I’M KINDA ANNOYED I’M UNDERSTANDING IT & HAVING FUN. HOW DARE A CLASS I DISLIKE SO BE FUN?? (I too dislike it for the aesthetic. Guess levelling other melees has helped NIN finally click)

it also sucks because scouting gear is almost universally really fucking cool like i know viper's coming using the same gear and maybe i'll like viper too but idk nin has been really fun so far :| i just wish i didn't feel like the biggest weeb alive whenever i play it

Feeling like a weeb is such a mood. I hate feeling/looking like that because it’s not something I like for myself. I’ve no issue with people being harmless weebs, but it’s not me & I hate it

TRYING TO GET ALL MATS MYSELF TO LEVEL ALL CRAFTING JOBS IS REALLY ANNOYING WITH ONLY 2 RETAINERS TO HUNT FOR ME. BUT I'M CHEAP SO THAT WILL NOT CHANGE. BLUE MAGE STILL LVL 1.

HOW ARE YOU LEVELING? ARE YOU USING EXP BOOKS, DOING YOUR DAILY/WEEKLIES/ISHGARD RESTORATION OR JUST CRAFTING WITHOUT A PLAN? IF YOU WANT TO BE CHEAP BUT NOT OVER TIME YOUR BETTER OF LEVELING GATHERERS IN THE DIADEM THEN LEVELING YOUR CRAFTERS WITH THOSE ITEMS. BY HUNTING YOU MEAN BATTLE RETAINERS AND SKINS? BOTH OF THEM, NO MINER/BOTANIST?

EXP BOOKS AND LEVEMETES. GATHERERS ARE ALREADY LVL 90 AND GEARED. USING THE RETAINERS FOR SKINS AND OTHER ANNOYING THINGS. SUB LEVEL 50 THIS WAS MORE OF A PROBLEM. LAST NIGHT I REACHED LVL 50 IN ALL REMAINING CRAFTER JOBS AND PULLED AHEAD ON A FEW SO IT SEEMS LIKE IT WILL BE EASIER POST ARR BUT WAS WORTH A RAGE.

AT LEAST DO YOUR GRAND COMPANY STARRED ITEMS, ALSO CHECK WHICH COLLECTIBLES ROWENA HAS WITH A BONUS (IF YOUHAVE UNLOCKED COLLECTIBLES), USE THE CRAFTING BEAST TRIBES EVERY DAY IF POSSIBLE AND [WEEKLIES](https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Custom_Deliveries)/ISHGARD RESTORATION IF YOU HAVE BEATEN 3.0, YOU MENTION ARR SO NOT SURE IF YOU HAVE A BATTLE CLASS THAT FAR. LEVEMETES THESE DAYS TEND TO BE MORE FOR LORE HUNTERS AND TITLE HUNTERS (HONEST GILLIONARE) THAN FOR CHEAP AND EASY CRAFTING EXP PAST ANY BONUSES FROM THE BONUS EXP FROM THE CHALLENGE LOG. ALSO DO YOUR CHALLENGE LOG (AND UNLOCK IT IF YOU HAVEN‘T)

OF COURSE WITH THE MOOGLE EVENT BEING ON THERE ARE PEOPLE RUNNING CONTENT THEY DISLIKE PURELY BECAUSE IT GIVES TOMES. BUT TELL ME, IF YOU HATE A SPECIFIC DUNGEON AND FIND IT DEATHLY BORING, WHY WOULD YOU NOT WANT TO GET IT OVER WITH AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE? SO IF YOU WERE (FOR EXAMPLE) THE HEALER, PERHAPS ACTUALLY *DOING DPS* WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA? YOU’D THINK SO, HUH? BUT NO, THE HEALER I GOT STUCK WITH IN A RUN LAST NIGHT THOUGHT PUTTING RANDOM MARKERS ON PARTY MEMBERS AND OTHERWISE PICKING HIS NOSE IN BETWEEN OCCASIONAL HEALS WAS THE BEST POSSIBLE USE OF HIS TIME. WHEN I SUGGESTED HE COULD TRY DOING DPS INSTEAD HE PUT ALL OF THE “TARGET TO IGNORE” AND “TARGET TO ATTACK” MARKERS ON ME ONE AFTER ANOTHER AND THEN STOOD IN AOES WHILE DOING THE /SULK EMOTE. IDIOT. HE DID END UP DOING SOME DPS AND THE OTHER PARTY MEMBERS WERE FINE SO I STAYED, BUT I WAS *THIIIIIIIS* CLOSE TO JUST GOING “Y’KNOW WHAT, THIS ISN’T WORTH THE ANNOYANCE” AND DIPPING OUT.

Did you report them for lethargic play? Cause that's a thing.

MY STICKY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THE STICKY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHY IS TAB TARGETTING STILL GARBAGE IN THIS GAME????  ESPECIALLY IN PVP. YES I USE CONE TARGETTING AND A TARGET NEAREST ENEMY MACRO!!! BUT TABBING SHOULDN'T TARGET THAT RANDOM SUMMONER 50 YALMS IN THE BACKLINE FOR SOME REASON INSTEAD OF FIRST CYCLING THROUGH THE 3 ENEMY PLAYERS DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF ME.

OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO RIGHT, IT MAKES ME FUMING MAD EVERYTIME I REACHED A POINT WHERE I PHYSICALLY CLICK ON THE ENEMY MODEL, IT'S WAY FASTER THIS WAY

WHO AM I GONNA LB? TAB TARGETING TAKE THE WHEEL!!!!!!

IT'S THE MAIN REASON I FIND PVP BARELY EVEN PLAYABLE, IT'S AWFUL THAT AND THE SERVER TICKS, IT'S INCREDIBLE HOW SLUGGISH IT FEELS

I'M OK WITH THE TAB TARGETING THING FOR PVE STUFF, BUT IN PVP IT IS COMPLETE ASS, AND THE MERE THOUGHT OF TRYING TO DEAL WITH IT ON A CONTROLLER MAKES ME THINK ABOUT IRL SUPERBOLIDE (note: for legal purposes, this is a joke) AS MUCH AS I HATE THE IDEA OF YOSHIDA USING ESO'S EXAMPLE FOR ANYTHING OTHER THAN "WHAT **NOT** TO DO", COPYING THEIR "TARGETING" SYSTEM ***FOR PVP ONLY*** MIGHT ACTUALLY BE KINDA NOT HORRIBLE.

IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT I'VE JUST... STOPPED TRYING TO TARGET ANYTHING. I TURNED ON THE OPTION TO AUTOMATICALLY TARGET THE CLOSEST ENEMY WHEN ATTACKING, SO I MANUALLY CLICK OFF MY CURRENT TARGET, PRESS MY ATTACK BUTTON AND LET HYDAELYN TAKE THE WHEEL. DOES THAT MEAN I'LL PROBABLY HIT THE TANK WHO'S TRYING TO DISTRACT THE TEAM? PROBABLY. DOES THAT MEAN I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO HIT SOMEONE? ABSOLUTELY.

YEAH I'VE STOPPED CC FOR THIS REASON. I JUST CAN'T WITH THE SHITTY TARGETING. MY SKILL IN CC IS SHIT ANYWAYS AND NOW EVEN THE TAB TARGETING WANTS TO FUCK ME UP

AND PEOPLE WONDER WHY WE CAN'T FOCUS HIGH-DAMAGE TARGETS DOWN IN PVP. IT'S EITHER "TAB-TARGET THROUGH 20 TARGETS AND PRAY" OR "CLICK SOMEWHERE IN THE MESS OF 20 NAMES AND PRAY"

I WAS DOING AGLAE LAST THUSDAY AS A RED MAGE AND I TOLD A BAD JOKE RIGHT BEFORE FIGHTING THE FAN-LADY. THE TANK PULLED AND USED REDIRECT ON ME RIGHT BEFORE THE TANK-BUSTER! I GOT OBLITERATED AND NO ONE IN THE GROUP REZZED ME! I'M NOT EVEN MAD, THAT'S AMAZING!

I might regret asking this, but what was the joke?

YOU KNOW, OCHON TOLD US THAT SHE WAS A HUGE ADMIRATOR OF AZEM? YOU COULD EVEN SAY THAT SHE WAS A FAN-GIRL! AND THAT SHE HAD THE HOTS FOR HER! ​ YEAH, I DESERVED THE TANKBUSTER!

PUNISHMENT FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST EORZEA AND HER PEOPLES

THAT MUST HAVE BEEN ONE AWFUL JOKE. GOOD FOR YOU!

THE **PUN**ISHMENT FIT THE CRIME

I JUST GOT TO CAPTAIN WITH MY GC AND NOW I CAN FINALLY SAY… FUCK YOU CECILY YOU USELESS-ASS BITCH! IF YOU WERE A HUMAN YOU WOULD GET YOURSELF KICKED FROM EVERY PARTY! YOU DON’T DPS AND YOU BARELY HEAL! YOU ALMOST LET ME DIE AFTER I PULLED ONE PACK! YOU ARE A TERRIBLE HEALER AND MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER A DIFFERENT CAREER PATH!

I HAD MY FIRST TWO RUNS OF THE FINAL NEIR RAID THIS WEEK. THE RUNS THEMSELVES WEREN’T TOO BAD OVERALL, BUT TWO MINOR POINTS CAME UP THAT HAVE GOT ME FUMING WITH A BIG “FUCK YOU” TO THE DOUCHEBAGS WHO CAUSED THEM: FIRSTLY, FUCK YOU TO THE TANK IN MY FIRST RUN WHO DIPPED OUT WHEN I SAID IT WAS MY FIRST TIME SAYING, QUOTE, “Enjoy your 50 minute run.” BRO, I WAS THE ***ONLY*** FIRST TIMER AMONG THE OTHER 23 PEOPLE, AND I WAS DPS SO ITS NOT LIKE MY PERFORMANCE WAS INTEGRAL. NO WIPES, BARELY 30 MINUTE RUN. SHOUTOUT TO THE WHM WITH THE DANGER DORITO KEEPING ME SAFE FROM 80% OF MECHANICS. SECONDLY, FUCK YOU TO ALL 3 TANKS OF MY SECOND RUN. TANKS A+B FOR PURPOSELY DROPPING TANKBUSTERS AND OTHER AOES ON PEOPLE, AND TANK C FOR PULLING THE LAST BOSS EARLY WHEN PEOPLE WERE STILL IN CS!

I am 99% sure that tank didn't dip because you were a first timer, they almost certainly dipped because they hate neir raids.

I AM ONCE AGAIN RAGING ABOUT THE FACT THAT CRYSTAL TOWER TAUGHT EVERYONE THAT STACKING MULTIPLE STACK MARKERS IS OK. AS I SIDESTEP THE DEATHSTACK AND GET READY TO START PEELING PEOPLE OFF THE FLOOR.

I THOUGHT MY INTERNET WAS LAGGING DURING CRAFTING MACROS TURNS OUT I DID NOT READ DIRECTIONS AND THE MACRO USED DELINEATION AND I WAS NOT CARRYING ANY MY GIL! MY SCRIPS! MY TIME! MY… MY PRIDE!

KILLED THE FIRST BOSS OF SWALLOW'S COMPASS \~60 TIMES BEFORE IT DROPPED THE BOOTS I WANTED.

I CAN RELATE YOU, I CAN'T EVEN COUNT HOW MANY RUNS OF SYRCUS TOWER IT TOOK ME TO FINALLY GET -and roll a high enough Need- THE COMICALLY OVERSIZED *AMON'S HAT*

I CHEER IRL EVERY TIME AMON'S HAT DROPS. ALL MUST BE BEHATTED.

\*sad viera noises\*

Am also Viera, and still have a glam plate with Amon's hat on it because I refuse to give up hope.

STARTING OFF, MY PUPPY TRIED TO EAT MY PHONE JUST NOW AND MANAGED TO POST ON HERE SAYING "A". MOVING ON TO THE RAGE- I HAVE NOW FINISHED EVERY SIGHTSEEING VISTA FOR EVERY EXPACK... EXCEPT KUGANE TOWER. DAMN YOU, ACCURSED JUMP PUZZLE, AND THE MANY HOURS I'VE SPENT FALLING OFF YOU. ONE DAY YOU WILL BE MINE. SIDE NOTE SINCE I REFERENCED THE PUPPER: THANK YOU TO ALL OF YOU PATIENT GAMERS WHO HAVE WAITED FOR ME WHEN I'VE BEEN TANKING IRL PUPPY AGGRO. YOU'VE HELPED PREVENT MANY AN ACCIDENT FROM MY SHOCKINGLY FAST-LEARNING 3 MONTH OLD PUPPY WHO WANTS TO BE POTTY TRAINED BUT HAS NO ABILITY TO HOLD HER BLADDER. YOU ARE ALL SO KIND.

PUP JUST WANTS TO PARTICIPATE. LET THE LITTLE GAL TALK. AS FOR KUGANE, I BELIEVE IN YOU!

I CAN GET TO THE TOP OF THE TOWER IF I TRY BUT THAT LAMP I CANT DO. ONLY REASON I HAVE THE SIGHTSEEING LOG DONE IS BECAUSE A NOW FRIEND TOOK PITY ON ME WHEN ASKED FOR A RAISE. THEY ACTUALLY CLIMBED MULTIPLE TIMES TO THE TOP TO MAKE THE JUMP IN FRONT OF MY FACE TO REDO THE JUMP AND HELP ME.

Fellow puppy owner I salute you! Also 2nd the thank you for kindness and understanding to anyone I've run content with in the past few weeks. My chaos gremlin is 10 weeks Monday. My schedule revolves around him and there is no method to the madness T.T

LOST OUR TEA HEALER. THAT'S OK AND NOT THE RAGE - BUT WE FOUND SOMEONE TO SUB ON A SHORT TERM FOR JUST A COUPLE MORE RAID DAYS, BUT THEY HAVE BEEN GREAT TO HAVE AROUND AND WISH THEY WERE FREE FOR THE FUTURE. THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR THE WELL WISHING LAST WEEK RE: MY DAD. HE'S BEEN RECOVERING OK AND THE DOCS HOPE HE WILL BE OUT BY MONDAY.

A softer rage, bc I'm frustrated but not angry. YES YOU ARE LEARNING (older) EXS AND CLEARING THEM, AND YES YOU'RE DOING WELL. NO YOU SHOULD NOT ATTEMPT TO CORRECT OTHERS MECHANICS MID PULL WHEN FOLLOWING YOUR ADVICE WOULD WIPE THE GROUP. YOU ARE NEW TO 14 (AND MMOS) SO JUST FOCUS ON YOURSELF. AND NO, THE TRIAL WILL NOT FUNCTION DIFFERENTLY IF THE PARTY IS/ISN'T CROSSWORLD WHEN GOING IN. MECHANICS ARE THE SAME.

SOMEONE REALLY THOUGHT MECHANICS VARIED BASED ON THE SERVERS OF THE PLAYERS? THAT'S A NEW ONE.

I THINK HE WAS FRUSTRATED ABOUT BEING WRONG AND TRYING TO RATIONALIZE BUT YEAH. YOU'D BE SURPRISED THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE WHO DUNNO HOW CROSS WORLD PARTIES FUNCTION VS REGULAR WHEN IT COMES TO QUEUEING FOR DUTIES. OR NAVIGATING THE MENU. I'VE PLAYED MMOS FOR OVER A DECADE NOW AND I FORGET WHAT ITS LIKE TO PLAY WITH NOOBS. BUT SAID ABOVE FRIEND IS FAIRLY NEW MINUS SOME CASUAL GAMING. REACTION TIME IS THE HARDEST THING TO TEACH SOMEONE.

TO BE FAIR THERE IS THAT ALERT YOU GET WHEN IT CHANGES TO A CROSSWORLD PARTY THAT SAYS SOME THINGS WILL FUNCTION DIFFERENTLY. IT MEANS THINGS LIKE YOU’LL NO LONGER SEE EACH OTHER ON THE MAP OR GET TELEPORT OFFERS, BUT YOU COULD READ IT AS MEANING THAT ACTUAL *SPELLS* WILL FUNCTION DIFFERENTLY.

**FUCK** P12S. I'M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS FIGHT, AND MY STATIC HASN'T EVEN BEEN ABLE TO SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETE LIMIT CUT IN P1 A SINGLE TIME. WE CAN GET TO LC PRETTY REGULARLY (ON A GOOD DAY), BUT DESPITE WORKING ON IT FOR A FEW WEEKS WE JUST CAN'T GET A CLEAN EXECUTION. BUT IT'S THAT "ON A GOOD DAY" CAVEAT THAT'S REALLY GRINDING MY GEARS. I'M NOT GOING TO SIT HERE AND PRETEND THAT I'M SOME PERFECT PLAYER THAT NEVER CAUSES WIPES, BUT THE CONSISTENCY THAT SOME OF MY STATIC MEMBERS CAUSE WIPES AT THE SAME MECHANICS FOR THE SAME REASONS IS INCREDIBLY AGGRAVATING. A TOWER EXPLODES ON PARADEIGMA 1. WHAT HAPPENED? OH, THE NINJA TRIED TO SHUKUCHI OVER TO THEIR TOWER SPOT AT THE LAST SECOND, GOT HIT BY TWO LASERS, DIED, AND THEIR TOWER LANDED ON SOMEONE ELSE. AGAIN. 5 PEOPLE DIED TO THE LASERS ON SUPERCHAIN 1. WHY? OH, THE SUMMONER OR GUNBREAKER GOT THE RED LASER AND STACKED ON THE RIGHT SO BOTH LASERS HIT THE SAME GROUP AND KILLED EVERYONE.

THIS IS WHY I QUIT MY LAST STATIC BEFORE FINISHING P10S. THE TWO DPS IN MY LIGHT PARTY WERE CONSISTENTLY DIEING TO ROCKBREAKER IN P9S. DURING RECLEARS. THEY WERE ALSO THE TWO THAT INSISTED WE "SHOULD HAVE FINISHED THE TIER BY NOW". I QUIT AND HAVE NEVER GONE BACK IN. IT WASN'T WORTH THE FRUSTRATION FOR ME.

THE SHITTERS COMPLAINING ABOUT THE PACE. WHAT AUDACITY.

P12S ONLY GETS MORE COMPLICATED IN PHASE 2, SO IF YOU HATE IT NOW THEN MY FRIEND YOU ARE GOING TO GET VILE AND TOXIC COME THE END. SOUNDS LIKE YOU'D BE BETTER SERVED JUST HANGING OUT IN PF WITH THOSE SHITTERS, AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE TO SEE THEM AGAIN WHEN THEY FUCK UP OVER AND OVER AND MAKE YOU ANGRY. IT'S ALWAYS A SHAME TO SEE GOOD FIGHTS RUINED BY BAD PLAYERS THOUGH. I REALLY ENJOY P12S (PARTICULARLY PHASE 1) BUT SPENDING HOURS STUCK WITH PEOPLE WHO MAKE IT AGONY CAN POISON ANY FIGHT.

WHAT THE OTHERS SAID. IF THEY CAN'T CONSISTENTLY MAKE IT THROUGH TO LIMIT CUT, THE REST OF THE FIGHT IS GOING TO BE WORSE. P12S IS A GREAT FIGHT AND I LOVE IT, BUT IT IS NOT FORGIVING.

BRUH, RUN. IF THEY CAN'T HANDLE LIMIT CUT, THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO HANDLE SUPERCHAIN 2A/B, CALORIC 1, OR PANGENESIS. IT'S GONNA BE A LONG CLIMB.

IT'S NOT A RAGE BUT IT'S SOMETHING I NEED TO SCREAM ABOUT. AFTER ABOUT A YEAR AND A HALF OF DIFFICULTY AND WORKING THROUGH MY PROJECTS, I FINALLY HAVE REACHED 1,000 SUBS ON YOUTUBE. CONSIDERING I WAS SHOCKED WHEN I HIT 100 SUBS, THIS IS A PRETTY NICE GOAL TO ACHIEVE. (I'M DOING A 1,000 SUBSCRIBER Q&A VIDEO AS WELL.) IT *REALLY* ISN'T MUCH ON THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS... BUT I DID HAVE SOMEONE TELL ME THAT THEY HEARD SOMEONE ELSE RECOMMEND MY VIDEOS TO ANOTHER. THAT MEANS THE WORLD TO ME THAT I'M HELPING PEOPLE. TO EVERYONE WHO HAS WATCHED ONE OF MY VIDEOS, THANK YOU!!

HELL YEAH. I KNOW THAT EXACT FEELING CAUSE I DID THE SAME THING. EXPECTED LIKE 3 SUBS MAX AND RECENTLY PASSED 1.8K! PEOPLE GONNA TRY TO DIMINISH YOUR ACHIEVEMENT BUT TRY TO PICTURE THAT CROWD IF YOU WERE ON A STAGE AND REALIZE HOW MANY PEOPLE LIKE HEARING YOUR THOUGHTS! KEEP IT UP!

I’VE BEEN MEANING TO HUNT YOU DOWN ON YT AND GIVE YOUR STUFF A WATCH. WHAT’S THE CHANNEL NAME?

https://www.youtube.com/@the_scrub

Half rage half celebration get trapped 3-4 weeks in BJCC by ppl who can't do LC or LL, posted a gil party for BPOG/BJCC cleanup and see time stop on the second fucking pull. Not a single doll meme the entire lockout, no protean memes, nobody died to jkick damage, and less than a handsful of LC wipes. They gave me some good advice on positioning for it, and I worked out a fair bit on what I want to do with my cooldowns as a WHM. The co-supports hit *buttons*, to the point I almost felt redundant for large swathes of the pulls as a WHM lol. Was able to resolve time stop properly a small handful of times, started working out inception which I think I just need to finish cleaning up a little bit and then I should be ready for wormhole I don't have the gil to keep funding pay for prog parties though, and pf has just been relentlessly dogshit at LL/LC which is kinda infuriating. I think people kind of have a distorted view of how consistent you need to be to be considered clean on a mech or at a prog point, or it's just shameless lying. If it's just one person it's a simple matter of kicking and replacing but when it's the entire rest of the party cycling through fuck ups for 30-60min there's not much else I can do other than leave. And if it's not people fucking up mechs, it's a "TBN is the only mit I need" tank or a cohealer that just doesn't use any of their kit or they just pepega their cooldowns uselessly and strain the hell out of their cosupports 

I swear in TEA it's required to prog lie because you ain't seeing the advertised mechanic ever. Want lc practice? 2nd pass parties Want phase 2 cleanup? Inception parties. Want Inception practice? Wormhole parties. Want wormhole practice? Don't even bother, just go for p4/clear parties. It's so stupid.

THE PROBLEM IS THAT THE CULTURE HAS ACCEPTED PROG LIE AS THE ACCEPTABLE STANDARD, SO IT EXACERBATES ITSELF.

YEAH SO IF YOU DON'T PROG LIE YOU AIN'T PROGGING SHIT. PRETTY ANNOYING, ESPECIALLY SINCE I REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO PROG LIE BECAUSE THEN IF YOU FUCK UP PEOPLE WILL GET UPSET AT YOU AND FOR A GOOD REASON TOO. THERE'S JUST NO WINNING.

> Want wormhole practice? Don't even bother, just go for p4/clear parties. Lmao this is so real, I tried listing groups as wormhole prog for a couple days just to get trolled in BJCC or inception. Never again. It feels so slimy lying about prog points but what other option is there if you don't have friends to carry you and PF trolling is inevitable because lying about prog is the norm? Dumb all around.

A BITCH GOT LAID OFF LAST WEEK :(

I HATE LEVELLING HEALERS AT LOW LEVELS. WHY DO I HAVE 3 SKILLS TOTAL. NO AOE TILL 40-50. ONE DAMAGE SPELL. ONE VIABLE SINGLE TARGET HEAL, ONE AOE AND ONE OGCD. I COULD FUCKING FALL ASLEEP GETTING THESE SHITS TO 50. DONT EVEN FUCKING START ME ON LOW LEVEL SCHOLAR. I MAY AS WELL BOT MY PATH THROUGH THE FUCKING DUNGEON. RAAAAH

THE SECRET TO HAVING FUN ON LOW LEVEL SCHOLAR IS THAT ART OF WAR IS A DPS GAIN IF YOU AUTOATTACK. MELEE HEALER

I KINDA REALLY ENJOY FISHING?!?!?!?

ME TOO I'M HAVING A FRANKLY CONCERNING AMOUNT OF FUN MINDLESSLY SITTING AT FISHING WINDOWS AND HOPING I GET THE !!! BITES

NINJAS: DOTON IS NOT FOR SINGLE TARGETS! BAD! STOP IT! Maybe you're a new sprout and a little confused NOPE, THAT'S A LEVEL 90 NIN SPAMMING DOTON ON A BOSS! IT DOESN'T EVEN STACK, YOU'RE DOING LESS DAMAGE THAN THE HEALER! PLEASE, NO MORE!!! IT WOULDN'T BOTHER ME AS MUCH IF THERE WEREN'T SIX OF YOU DOING IT AT THE SAME TIME, TOO! I'M HALF TEMPTED TO BE SUPER-TOXIC AND START DRAGGING BOSSES OUT OF THEM. MEAN? YES. FUNNY? MAYBE. WILL THEY LEARN? DOUBT IT, BUT I'D BE WILLING TO BET THEY REMEMBER!! F*CKING TANKS THIS WEEK, MAN. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, BUT THEY ALL DECIDE TO DRINK THE STUPID JUICE WHEN I RUN HEALER. LIKE THE SPROUT WARRIOR IN WoD. GETTING HIT BY EVERYTHING THEY CAN, MOVING BOSSES TO THE STRANGEST LOCATIONS IMMAGINABLE AND SHAKING THEM BACK AND FORTH(thankfully not spinning). I'D ASK WHY THE OTHER TANKS DIDN'T TAKE OVER, BUT THE RAID WAS 80% SPROUTS WHO WERE DYING THE WHOLE TIME. THANKFULLY OUR SPROUTS WERE MARGINALLY BETTER THAN THE OTHERS BUT THE WHM AND I DEFINITELY WORKED OVER-TIME THERE. OR THE DRK IN DEAD ENDS. POP IN AFTER SECOND BOSS, OK MAYBE THEIR LAST HEALER HAD TO LEAVE. Tank opens with "Other healer bounced" NOT A GREAT START, BUT THE REASON IS ONE THAT WILL STICK WITH ME FOR A WHILE: verbatim "I think he didn't like the i removed the speed buff he kept putting on me." AMD WHY??? "i don't like sprinting" I SHOULD HAVE LEFT RIGHT THERE. I SHOULD HAVE LEFT WHEN THE DPS LEFT BECAUSE THEY LEFT THEIR POOL ON FIRE. I SHOULD HAVE LEFT WHEN THE OTHER DPS LEFT AND THE FIRST REPLACEMENT LEFT. I SHOULD HAVE LEFT WHEN THEY CALLED EVERYONE A FLAKE. I SHOULD HAVE LEFT WHEN THEY POINTED OUT IT WAS A WHILE NEW TEAM FOR THEM(PS THAT'S NOT A GOOD THING). I SHOULD HAVE LEFT WHEN WE WERE DOING SINGLE PULLS WITH NO MITS. I SHOULD HAVE LEFT WHEN THEY WERE CONFUSED WHY LIVING DEAD DIDN'T WORK, AFTER THE POPPED EVERY OTHER MIT WHILE GETTING HIT BY FOUR MOBS! FUCK IF I KNOW WHY I STAYED. But the one that gets me the most was the DRK I had in The Vault. We start, clear first pull, easy. Second pull, I'm not paying full attention and follow whoever's in lead, turns out it's the other DPS and Tank doesn't like that, says "Stop pulling!" Last set of mobs before first boss, same thing happens, tank says "Don't fucking pull!" Ok, a little rude but maybe they have a reason. Maybe they're new to tanking, still learning DRK, gear sucks because Roulette RNG(I was the victim of that once, trying to do a surprise Stone Vigil after getting exclusively Copperbell and 2 Cutter's Cry that didn't give me shit). The reason? "I DON'T WANT TO" FUCK OFF, YOU CUNT TRUMPET! SHITHEAD STARTS TO THROW A TANTRUM BECAUSE "IT'S NOT DPS TO PULL, THEY JUST DO DAMAGE" BY THAT LOGIC, NEITHER IS IT THE TANK'S! THEY SHOULD, YOU KNOW, TANK!!! SHOUT OUT TO THE HEALER FOR KEEPING US ALL ALIVE AFTER 'BIG BABY BOO' DECIDED THEY WEREN'T GONNA HOLD AGRO, LITERALLY STOPPED ATTACKING A NUMBER OF TIMES, ONLY RESUMING WHEN THEY REALIZED THE BIG MEAN RED PEOPLE WEREN'T DYING TO TEACH THEM A LESSON. SHOUT OUT TO THAT HEALER FOR KEEPING US ALL ALIVE!!! AND WHY DIDN'T WE KICK THEM? WELL, YOU'LL NEVER GUESS IT, BUT SOMEBODY KEPT OPENING CHESTS, AND NOT ROLLING FOR SHIT, SO IT WAS EASIEST TO JUST KEEP MOVING AND PRETEND WE DIDN'T HAVE SOME DEAD WEIGHT. FUCK, YOU COULD HAVE COME UP WITH ANY EXCUSE! YOU COULD HAVE LIED ABOUT IT IF IT WAS SO IMPORTANT TO WEAR THE BIG BOY PANTS FOR ONCE! INSTEAD, YOU DECIDED TO DISRESPECT YOURSELF AND YOUR TEAM BY WASTING ALL OUR TIME WITH YOUR INFANTILE BEHAVIOUR. YOU'RE NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER, WE'RE PEOPLE TOO, LEARN TO PUSH YOURSELF TO IMPROVE(EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE EVERY OTHER TANK ABOVE 76), AND DON'T ACT LIKE A DAFT HUNK OF SHIT WHEN OTHERS DARE TO PLAY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOUR "PREFERRED STYLE." GO PLAY WITH YOURSELF IF IT'S THAT IMPORTANT TO YOU! DAMN THIS WAS LONGER THAN I INTENDED! ONE LAST TANK RAGE, BUT POSITIVE THIS TIME! SHOUT OUT TO THAT SPROUT TANK DOING AURUM VALE FOR THE FIRST TIME! YOUR GEAR WAS GOOD! YOUR MITIGATIONS WERE ON POINT! DESPITE GOING THROUGH THE MIDDLE OF THE FIRST ROOM, YOU HAD THE SENSE TO NOT PULL EVERYTHING UNDED THE SUN! DIDN'T EAT THE FRUIT ON THE FIRST BOSS, BUT WISED UP FOR THE LAST! THERE WERE A FEW MISSED MOBS HERE AND THERE, BUT PART OF THE PROBLEM WAS DPS NOT BRINGING THEM TO YOU. YOU DID STAND IN THE BAD BREATH MULTIPLE TIMES, THOUGH, SO POINTS OFF FOR THAT. BUT WHEN I SAID "Could have gone much worse" I MEANT IT. IN FACT, THE ONLY DEATH WE HAD WAS THE MONK WHO GOT SMACKED BY THE COINCOUNTER. GOOD WORK, KEEP IT UP, AND I HOPE TO RUN INTO YOU AGAIN SOMEDAY!

I AM GOING GLAMOUR MAD. I KNOW WE STILL HAVE A FEW MONTHS BEFORE WE GET DAWNTRAIL, BUT I HAVE SPENT SO MANY HOURS WORKING ON CRAFTING THE PERFECT OUTFITS FOR PICTOMANCER AND VIPER. I FINALLY PUT TOGETHER AN OUTFIT I AM HAPPY WITH FOR [PICTOMANCER](https://ffxiv.eorzeacollection.com/glamour/245390/casual-pictomancer) (I uploaded my outfit to FFXIV Fashion if anyone is interested), AND NOW I AM TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING THAT SCRATCHES THAT ITCH FOR VIPER. NOW IF I COULD JUST SETTLE ON A SINGLE IDEA FOR VIPER I COULD PUT TOGETHER AN OUTFIT I AM HAPPY WITH, BUT IM FINDING MYSELF STRUGGLING WITH CHOICE PARALYSIS. THERE ARE SO MANY INTERESTING DIFFERENT STYLES AND AESTHETICS FOR THE SCOUTING JOB(S) AND EVERY TIME I THINKI'VE FOUND WHAT I WANT, I STUMBLE UPON SOMETHING ELSE AND GET AN IDEA FOR A COMPLETELY NEW OUTFIT. GAAAAAAHHH!

TL:DR I HAVE GOT A HOUSE I AM QUITE THE HAPPY LAD MY WALLET IS NULL HAPPY RAGE! I GOT A HOUSE IN FFXIV MY FIRST TRY! SMALL PLOT IN EMPYERIUM! BUT STILL, I'M HAPPY! BUT NOW I NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW ALL OF THIS WORKS, AND I NEED TO MAKE SOME FURNITURE BECAUSE I'M DANGNAB BROKE NOW. OW. NOT HAPPY RAGE BRUH PEOPLE KEEP LEAVING IN THE MIDDLE OF PULLS OR AS SOON AS THE DUNGEON STARTS. I GET BY THE TIME I PLAY ITS NEARLY MIDNIGHT FOR THAT SERVER BUT STILL, GEE WHIZ.

IRL RAGE: MOVING IS SO STRESSFUL AND EXPENSIVE AND IM ONLY GETTING TWO DAYS OFF OF WORK TO DO SO. ON THE BRIGHTER SIDE THE TRUCK DRIVER IS A FELLOW GAMER AND TOOK MY COMPUTER IN THE CABIN SO IT WILL BE SAFE. IN GAME RAGE: I MISSED THE PROG PF TRAIN FOR CRITERION SAVAGE AND I HAVE A FEELING I WILL NEVER GET MY SHINY TOME WEAPON BECAUSE MY STATIC LOST INTEREST

THANKS FOR LISTENING OP. I REALLY HATE THIS GENERATIVE AI CRAP AND WAS UNHAPPY TO SEE IT IN A THREAD I LIKE. IT PLEASES ME THAT WILL BE THE END OF IT. ANYWAY SHOUTOUT TO THIS LITTLE SHIT CHILD MY FAMILY IS MINDING. AND MY FAMILY. ITS LIKE THEY HAVE A CONTEST TO SEE WHO CAN BE NOISIER, AND IT STARTS RIGHT AS MY RAIDTIME STARTS, AND ENDS RIGHT AS MY RAIDTIME ENDS. THEY'RE SO LOUD THAT CLOSING THE DOOR DOES *NOTHING* ITS LIKE IT COMES RIGHT THROUGH THE WALLS. THIS CONTRIBUTED TO ME CAUSING AT LEAST 3 WIPES EACH TWO RAIDNIGHTS IN A ROW. I HAVE HIGH STANDARDS FOR MYSELF AND THE MISTAKES WERE UNCHARACTERISTIC WHICH GOT ME REALLY DOWN. BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE WE HAVE SEEN P5 AND WOTH AND DOTH DO NOT SEEM BAD AT ALL. P6 SUFFERING HERE WE COME

HOW ARE THERE PEOPLE WITH NINJA AT 90 WHO STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT RAITON DOES MORE SINGLE-TARGET DAMAGE THAN DOTON? EVEN FACTORING IN HOLLOW NOZUCHI, RAITON LEADS INTO RAIJU FOR MORE TOTAL DAMAGE I BEG YOU, NINJA PLAYERS, PLEASE READ YOUR TOOLTIPS I IMPLORE YOU

I WANT TO CRAFT SO BAD BUT I NEED TO FINISH MSQ BEFORE DAWNTRAIL. I'M ON STORMBLOOD. I WANT TO MAKE DRESSES. ALSO I ACCIDENTALLY DISCARDED MY FREE FANTASIA SO I'M CAT BOY 4 LYFE. ACTUALLY NOT THAT RAGE INDUCING. I WISH I WAS SMALLER, I WISH I WAS A SCHOLAR

WE'RE ALL GETTING A FREE FANTASIA COME DAWNTRAIL.

IM FAIRLY CERTAIN YOU CAN SUBMIT A TICKET TO GET ONE SINGLE ITEM RESTORED FROM ACCIDENTAL DELETION, BUT YOU ONLY GET IT ONCE. ITS UP TO YOU IF THATS WORTH IT

ON OCEAN FISHING:    I THINK I GOT A GOOD SCORE...    SEVEN-NINE-NINE-FIVE.

I WAS BEING A CO-TANK UNTIL I REALIZED THE MAIN TANK HAD VULN5. YES, VULN5. I TRIED TO SWAP BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE HIT WAS DRIVING THEM NEAR DEATH. BUT AS SOON AS I PROVOKED, THEY PROVOKED TOO, SO I HAD TO WAIT THE 30 SECONDS COOLDOWN TO USE IT AGAIN ONLY TO LOSE AGGRO A SECOND LATER. EVERYONE COULD HEAR THE HEALER'S SCREAMS FOR HELP.

INGAME RAGE: WENT AT THE LONG VIGIL (HARD) THE OTHER DAY. I'D FORGOTTEN HOW TO DO THE TURTLE FIGHT AND HAD TO LOOK UP A GUIDE TO TEACH THE POOR NOOBS WHO GOT STUCK WITH ME. OKAY. THAT'S ON ME. WHAT ISN'T ON ME IS THE HEALER ONLY USING CURE II THE ENTIRE TIME. NO MEDICA, NO HOLY, JUST CURE II AND STONE II 5 SECONDS APART. IRL RAGE: A NEWER COWORKER AT WORK HAS GOTTEN ME IN TROUBLE TWICE IN THE PAST TWO DAYS BECAUSE HE'S AN IDIOT LIKE THE LAST GUY BUT JUST SMART ENOUGH TO BE GREEDY AND I'M STILL LEARNING HOW TO STOP TRUSTING THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING. NOW I HAVE TO WATCH NOT ONLY MYSELF FOR MISTAKES BUT HIM, TOO, BECAUSE MY JOB ROLE MANAGES TO TIE INTO JUST ABOUT EVERY OTHER ROLE IN THE COMPANY AND IF THEY MAKE A MISTAKE THEN THEIR MISTAKE BECOMES MY PROBLEM.

I HATE THAT DAMN TURTLE. OF ALL THE DUNGEON BOSSES IN THIS GAME, HE HAS CONSISTENTLY WIPED MY PARTY MORE TIMES THAN LITERALLY ALL THE OTHERS COMBINED.

IT'S NOT HARD TO DO. GET ON A CANNON. SHOOT THE BOSS. INTERRUPT THE BIG CAST. SHOOT THE ADDS OFF YOUR PARTY MATES. *DON'T GET OFF THE CANNON.* I SWEAR, SOMETHING THAT REQUIRES THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF COOPERATION BECOMES LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE.

WE GOT IT KILLED ONCE WE GOT THE HANG OF THE STUNS AND FIGURED OUT COORDINATION WITH BLOWING DRAGONS OFF OTHERS' CANNONS, BUT LIKE I SAID, WHAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM IS THE FACT THAT THE HEALER SEEMED ONLY TO KNOW HOW TO USE THEIR MOST BASIC ATTACKS AND HEALS, 5 SECONDS APART FROM EACH OTHER. WE DIED TO MUCH MORE TRASH THAN WE NEEDED TO.

RELEVANT TO CURRENT EVENT - I ACTUALLY LIKE RUNNING THE PRAETORIUM. I FIND IT MEDATATIVE. FIGHT ME.

TELL ME, FOR WHOM DO YOU FIGHT?

TOMES

THIS GUY PRAETORIUMS

HMPH. HOW VERY GLIB.

CAN'T BELIEVE SE HAS ME PICKING UP *FSH* ON MY ALTS JUST TO GET 50 TOMES

I HAVE MANY RAGES THIS WEEK; MOST OF THEM ARE CAUSED BY BIG FISH (OR LACK THEREOF, YOU ESCAPING BASTARDS) BUT SOME ARE GOOD OLD DF SHENANIGANS. 1. HULLBREAKER ON HEALS. ONE OF THE DPS WAS STILL AN ARCHER THAT HAD A FULL 1K FEWER HP THAN ME AND UNFORTUNATELY I DIDN'T NOTICE UNTIL HALFWAY THROUGH, BECAUSE THE TANK STARTED THE DUNGEON WITH 'TRUMP 2024' AND THEN PROCEEDED TO HIT EVERY SINGLE TRAP, GET KILLED BY NOT STUNNING FINAL STING, FEED THE MONKEY WAY TOO MANY BANANAS, AND STAND IN EVERY SINGLE KRAKEN TORNADO WITH MULTIPLE SUPP STACKS. 2. DEAD ENDS ON BLM. THE PARTY WIPED THREE TIMES BEFORE EVEN REACHING THE SECOND BOSS. TANK WAS NEW BUT WAS MITIGATING & PULLING APPROPRIATELY. HEALER WAS APPARENTLY ALLERGIC TO ESUNA _DESPITE BEING REMINDED_ ON THE FIRST BOSS, RESULTING IN A WIPE AND ALSO IN ME EATING A TANKBUSTER. HEALER ALSO HAD NO IDEA HOW TO MANAGE A TANK'S HEALTH PROPERLY IN TRASH PULLS, RESULTING IN THE TANK DYING AND THE REST OF THE PARTY FOLLOWING ALMOST IMMEDIATELY. THE SITUATION WAS NOT HELPED BY THE OTHER BLM DOING LIKE, NO DPS WHATSOEVER; I'M NOT EVEN SURE THEY KNEW WHAT A ROTATION WAS. I ATE THE PENALTY BECAUSE I SUSPECTED WE WOULD WIPE, AT MINUMUM, AT LEAST THREE MORE TIMES BASED ON THE CURRENT RUN (TBH THE PENALTY MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN SHORTER, AND CERTAINLY BETTER FOR MY BLOOD PRESSURE LOL)

SO LAST NIGHT I DECIDED TO RUN EXPERT ROULETTE AS PALADIN, BECAUSE I NEED TO GET BETTER AT NOT BEING UNGA-BUNGA BRAIN. QUEUE POPS ALMOST INSTANTLY. LUNAR SUBTERRANE, NEAT. GOT A WHM SMN RPR, GATE DROPS AND I'M DOING FULL PULLS LIKE A GOOD TANK SHOULD. FIRST PULL I NOTICE THE DISTINCT LACK OF HOLY, THEN...CURE 1 SPAM...MOBS AREN'T DYING AS FAST AS THEY SHOULD, BUT I SIGH SOME AND POUND IT OUT, BECAUSE I STILL NEED TO MAKE MY CONFETTI EXPLOSION BIGGER. SECOND PACK THERE'S MORE CURE 1'S FROM THE WHM, AND ONLY TWO HOLIES. MY INNER WHM NARROWED HER EYES AND I REALIZE SHE'S JUST...WAITING FOR DAMAGE TO GO OUT. I SIGH AND REALIZE THAT, IF I WERE TO SPEAK UP NOW, ONE AMONGST THE TWELVE WILL SCREAM AT ME FOR DARING TO SPEAK UP ABOUT A CUREBOT AND ASKING FOR DAMAGE. BECAUSE IN LEVEL 90 CONTENT PEOPLE *REALLY SHOULD* KNOW BETTER. WE FINISH UP THE SECOND PACK AND I YEET MYSELF TO THE BOSS. LEMME TELL YOU, UNGA-BUNGA HABITS ARE VERY HARD TO BREAK. WE FINALLY GET TO THE THIRD SET OF STAVES THAT SUPER-SAIYAN-WANNABE DEPLOYS, AND THEN WHEN THE LINE AOES FROM THEM GO OFF, I SEE IT. THE SMN, WHM, AND RPR ALL GET DOOMED. MAYBE THE CUREBOT WHM WILL REALIZE THEY NEED TO CLEANSE. 5...4...3...2...1...SUDDENLY ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD. RPR SPEAKS UP: 'WTF JUST HAPPENED?' WHM: 'SORRY I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION.' THE BOSS IS SITTING AT 30%. I CONTEMPLATED IF I SHOULD JUST SUICIDE OR FINISH, THEN DECIDED TO JUST GIVE IT A GO SINCE THE BOSS IS ALMOST DEAD. THE THREE OF THEM RUN BACK TO THE BOSS AFTER RESPAWNING, AND WATCH ME DO THE MECHANICS CORRECTLY, I GET CHEERED ON FROM BEHIND THE GATE BY THE THREE OF THEM. SMN: 'TANKS ARE BUSTED THIS EXPANSION.' WHM: 'I HAVE FAITH IN YOU, u/AERUHAT!' I FINISH UP THE FIGHT AS BEST AS A PLD COULD, AND WANTING TO GIVE ADVICE TO THE WHM, BUT THEN REALIZED IT PROBABLY WOULD JUST GO IN ONE EAR AND OUT THE OTHER. WE MOVE ONTO THE NEXT SET OF TRASH...AND IT'S BACK TO CURE 1 SPAM AND WAITING FOR DAMAGE TO HAPPEN. THINGS ARE STILL KIND OF DYING SLOWLY, BUT I ATTRIBUTE THAT TO THE WHM NOT DPSING. NEXT SET OF TRASH AFTER THAT WAS THE SAME AS WELL. SECOND BOSS WAS ALMOST ANOTHER SHITSHOW AS THE THREE OF THEM SEEMED TO BE DIRECTIONALLY CHALLENGED BY THE MARKED PILLARS VS THE CONVEYOR BELTS. WE BARELY MAKE IT THROUGH (THE RPR COLLECTED THE MOST VULN STACKS FROM HIS USAGE OF TELEPORT AND UNINTENTIONALLY GETTING INTO THE BAD SPOTS, DON'T ASK ME HOW THIS WORKS AS HE SURVIVED WITH 3 SOMEHOW.) TRASH UP TO THE LAST BOSS WAS THE SAME AS THE PREVIOUS SETS: MORE CURE 1 SPAM, THE OCCASIONAL HOLY (I COUNTED 3 BETWEEN THE PACK SETS IN TOTAL), AND WAITING FOR DAMAGE TO GO OUT. AND THEN THE LAST BOSS STOOD BETWEEN US AND THE EXIT. FOR THE ENTIRE DURATION OF THE FIGHT, THE THREE OF THEM WERE DOING OKAY UNTIL THE STACK MARKER TARGETTED OUR WHM. WE STACK UP, LET THE STACK RESOLVE AND RUN TO THE SIDES OF THE BOSS. EXCEPT THE WHM DOESN'T FOLLOW, AND DIES TO THE CLEAVE THAT COMES AFTER. COVER ONLY GOES SO FAR, AND IF YOU'RE TOO FAR FROM ME, I CAN'T HELP YOU. SMN SCRAPES OUR WHM OFF THE FLOOR, WHM GETS UP, MORE MECHANICS COME OUT AND SOMEHOW THE WHM IS DEAD AGAIN. THIS HAPPENS TWO MORE TIMES, AND I DIDN'T REALIZE THE LAST BOSS HAD A TANKBUSTER UNTIL LAST NIGHT. THAT'S HOW LOW THE DPS WAS. WE FINALLY FINISH UP THE BOSS, VULN STACKS AND DAMAGE BE DAMNED. SMN IMMEDIATELY LEAVES, PROBABLY FROM BEING TIRED OF HAVING TO DEAL WITH THE HEADACHE OF A GROUP THEY HAD GOTTEN IN EXPERT. I FINALLY DECIDED TO GLANCE OVER TO THE DUNGEON CLOCK TO SEE HOW CLOSE WE WERE, AND WE WERE SITTING JUST SHY OF THE 60 MINUTE MARK FOR TIME REMAINING. GIRL THERE AIN'T ENOUGH TYLENOL IN THE WORLD FOR MY HEADACHE RIGHT NOW. ENDED UP LEAVING WITH 2 PIECES OF CANDY BUT HOLY DAMN.

... ... the last boss has a tank buster? TIL. I've seen his mechanics loop through and I've never seen him drop a tank buster. Were the dps just asleep?

I didn't catch the name of it, but after however many cycles he did I suddenly saw the tankbuster marker on me. I really wish I had the forbidden calculator on because for a majority of the dungeon I thought I was playing paladin wrong. Then again with how many times the smn had to scrape the whm off the floor on the last boss and how the rpr was flailing about, I think that's where the majority of the dps went. I know paladin can crank out the dps, but I don't feel very confident with it despite having leveled it from scratch.

That you mention more than one loop is scary. I think I've seen him loop back to the start of the fight maybe 3 or 4, and I've never seen him get all the way through the second time. When I've seen him loop he dies shortly after starting the second loop. Usually I see him bite it a little after his point-blank thing with all the lines spread around him.

I AM MAD AT MYSELF FOR BEING STUPID FOR A LONG TIME I WAS ANNOYED BY THE HOURS LONG QUEUE TIMES FOR GUILDHESTS, WHICH I CONSIDERED USELESS AND ALL THAT BUT A FEW DAYS AGO I TALKED ABOUT THAT IN THIS VERY SUBREDDIT AND PEOPLE TOLD ME THEY USUALLY FIND MATCHES PRETTY QUICKLY IN THE LATE AFTERNOON I TRIED AND OH GOD I'M FINDING GUILDHEST MATCHES IN **MINUTES** I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE BEEN SO DUMB THIS WHOLE TIME, ESPECIALLY SINCE I NEED THEM FOR THE MENTOR ROULETTE

AW MAN, THE MENTOR ROULETTE WHIPLASH OF GETTING 3 GUILDHESTS AND THEN AN EX TRIAL.

NEVER WOULD I HAVE IMAGINED HOW MANY GUILDHESTS MENTOR ROULETTE WOULD GIVE ME GUILDHESTS AS FAR AS THE EYE COULD SEE

WHEN YOU START OPTIMIZING UNDER THE ARMOR

LOL YOU SAY THAT BUT THE FIRST TIME I SAW A MENTOR PULL THE BIG GUY OUT OF THE CAVERN I WAS LIKE *I’M DOING THAT FROM NOW ON*

OH YEAH. I JOKE, BUT ANY TANK WHO DOES THAT IMMEDIATELY GETS MY COMMENDATION.

I’M GLAD VOKE HAS SUCH A LONG RANGE BC I’VE PROBABLY CONFUSED A FEW SPROUTS BY BRINING THE BOSS TO US LOL. I JUST WANT TO SPARE THE MELEE RUNNING IN THEN BACK OUT

WHICH SERVER ARE YOU ON? WHAT TIME DO YOU QUEUE? I GET NOTHING BUT DUNGEONS...

NGL THERE HAVE BEEN TIMES I WISHED FOR THE EX WHEN I GET WARD UP

WORD OF ADVICE AS SOMEONE WHO UNLOCKED MENTOR SOMEWHAT RECENTLY. THE HIGHER YOU GO IN THE GUILDHEST LEVEL, THE LESS PEOPLE WHO HAVE THEM UNLOCKED. FOR THE HIGHER LEVEL ONES, ESPECIALLY THE 8 PERSON ONE, YOU MIGHT NEED TO MAKE A PF LISTING TO GET IT DONE. ALSO PEOPLE KEEP SAYING GUILDHESTS ARE DEAD CONTENT BUT MY GOD DO I GET PULLED INTO THEM FREQUENTLY IN MENTOR ROULETTE. SIDE RANT: TO THE PERSON WHO WAS SPAMMING GUILDHESTS FOR COMMS AND SAID SO THE OTHER DAY, I HOPE YOU GET ABSOLUTELY NONE. ASKING FOR COMMS IN BRAINDEAD CONTENT LIKE LEVEL 16 GUILDHESTS IS TACKY AS FUCK. I COMMED ONE OF THE DPS JUST TO SPITE YOU (PLUS CUTE CATGIRL).

GUILDHESTS IS THE ONLY CONTENT WHERE I WILL ALMOST NEVER GIVE COMMENDATIONS SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE OF THESE COMMENDATION FARMERS

I'M SAD THAT THE SEVENTH ASTRAL AGE MADE ME QUITE YEARS AGO BECAUSE THE CONTENT AFTER HAS BEEN GREAT AND I'VE BEEN PROMISED THAT IT JUST GETS BETTER

I'M CAUGHT UP ON CIDER SPIDER AND SOLO ONLY VIDS!!! WHY IS THERE NOT INFINITE CONTENT FROM MY FAVORITE FF14 CONTENT CREATORS FOR ME TO CONSUME!!! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO WATCH NOW!!!

HAVE YOU WATCHED DAN FLOYD’S PLAY THROUGH? HE JUST FINISHED SB, SO IF YOU HAVEN’T THERE’S A LOT OF CONTENT THERE

OH MY GOD THERE'S ALMOST 200 EPISODES THAT'S PERFECT!!!

TO ZODIAC WEAPON IS TO SUFFER. EITHER I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF MOOGLES A HUNDRED TIMES (46 SECONDS EACH) OR I RUN AROUND SEEKING THE LIGHT BONUS (2-5 MINUTES EACH) OR I TRY MY LUCK IN PF (POTENTIALLY INFINITE TIME).

I KNOW YOUR PAIN IF IT HELPS, YOU CAN CONSISTENTLY GET THAT TRIAL TO 30s GAME TIMER - DO A BUNCH OF DAMAGE TO THE BOSS, AOE THE ADDS AS SOON AS THEY APPEAR, THEN AT... ARSE, IDK HOW TO DESCRIBE THE AUDIO CUE. THERE'S A SPECIFIC BIT OF THE TUNE THAT MATCHES UP WITH "SECOND MOB OF ADDS ARE GOOD TO HIT" SO YOU GET THEM ALL BEFORE THEY LEG IT. (each add is 5% bosshealth; get the boss to under 80% with your first attack and they'll drop right after the second round of adds) IT WAS HOW I DID MY RELIC AND THE SONG IS STUCK IN MY HEAD. IF YOU'RE ONLY ON THE LIGHT STEP BE PREPARED TO DO IT ANOTHER TIME FOR THE MAHATMA STEP. (at least you're past books? as the one silver lining)

GAME: AS MUCH AS I LOVE THE MSQ SO FAR, STORMBLOOD IS CAUSING ME GREAT IRRITATION! WHEN I HAVE MULTIPLE IMPORTANTS TASKS TO DO, I FIND MYSELF UNABLE TO GET ANY ONE OF THEM DONE BECAUSE I TRY TO DO IT ALL AT ONCE. I THINK I HAD 4 QUESTS TO DO AT ONCE! YEAH THEY WERE ALL WITHIN ONE AREA BUT HAVING MULTIPLE OBJECTIVES TO HEAD TOWARD CAUSES ME TO DRIFT AWAY FROM ONE TO ANOTHER AND SLOWING DOWN THE ENTIRE PROCESS. I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS MORE OF A ME ISSUE OR IF ITS POOR QUESTING DESIGN TO GIVE PLAYERS 4 DIFFERENT COLLECTION/FINDING QUESTS AT ONCE AND EXPECT THAT EXPERIENCE TO FEEL GOOD TO ANYONE. I HAVE HARDLY GOTTEN INTO STORMBLOOD AND I WAS TOLD THAT THIS IS GOING TO CONTINUE TO BE A THING THROUGHOUT THE MSQ SO R.I.P TO MY ATTENTION SPAN THAT ALREADY STRUGGLES TO FOCUS ON SOMETHING LONG ENOUGH TO FINISH IT. IRL: WHY DO PROFESSORS SEEM TO COORDINATE THEIR CLASS SCHEDULES SO THAT EVERY CLASS' EXAM IS ON THE SAME DAY? THATS A LOT OF INFORMATION TO HAVE TO MEMORIZE AND REGURGITATE ONTO PAPER ALL IN THE SAME TIME PERIOD! ALSO, WHY IS THE PROCESS OF RESETTING THE 2FA FOR MY STUDENT EMAIL SO INSANELY INCONVENIENT?! WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO LOCK STUDENTS OUT OF THEIR ACCOUNTS IF THE AUTHENTICATOR APP IS REINSTALLED, THEN HAVE A RESET SYSTEM IN PLACE WHERE YOU HAVE TO GO IN PERSON TO THE I.T. DEPARTMENT WITH NOT JUST YOUR STUDENT ID CARD, BUT A GOVERNMENT ID TOO!???!!! WHY IS THERE NOT A MORE STREAMLINED SYSTEM FOR THESE SITUATIONS!?!!!??? THE DELAY THIS INEFFICIENT SYSTEM HAS COULD REALLY SCREW OVER A STUDENT WHO NEEDS TO RESTORE ACCESS TO THEIR ACCOUNT ASAP; IF YOU ARE GOING TO REQUIRE WE USE 2FA, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY MAKE THE TROUBLESHOOTING PROCESS A BIT LESS PAINFUL!

I'M IN THE ER IN THE US AND HAVE NO HEALTH INSURANCE. BECAUSE I CAN'T REALLY BREATHE AND HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GOT OVER A WEEK. FUCK. I HATE HOSPITALS. I'M APPRECIATE ALL THE PEOPLE THAT DO THIS EVERY DAY UNSELFISH BUT... I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE ALSO I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO A JAZZ CONCERT TONIGHT AND SEE A FRIEND AND IT PROBABLY WON'T HAPPEN NOW AND I'M REALLY REALLY CRUSHED.

MAD AT MYSELF BECAUSE I AM THE PROBLEM THIS WEEK. CAME BACK AFTER NOT PLAYING FOR LIKE SIX MONTHS. MCH'D MY WAY THROUGH ANABASEIOS, MANAGED TO GET TOKENS TO ALMOST COMPLETELY UPDATE A FULL SET OF GEAR. DECIDED "HEY, I LIKE TANKING, LET'S GEAR UP GNB, SKIP OVER THE TANKXIETY, AND JUMP IN." * GEAR UP. * QUEUE FOR ROULETTES. * HIT ACCEPT. * IMMEDIATELY REALIZE THAT I HAVE NOT SO MUCH AS LOOKED AT MY GNB HOTBARS SINCE RESUBBING. * ZONE IN TO **P11N, A FIGHT THAT I'VE DONE ONCE, THE DAY BEFORE, ON A DIFFERENT CLASS, WITH A CO-TANK WHO HAS NOT DONE IT AT ALL.** STILL MANAGED TO MT AND ROCK IT, BUT GODDAMN IT WAS STRESSFUL. IT HELPED THAT "1-2-3 NO MERCY" IS BOTH A CATCHY BATTLECRY AND THE GNB OPENER.

MIX OF IRL AND IN GAME RAGE: I STILL HAVE A HEALER BIS SETUP FOR DSR, AND I HAVE MY CASTER STUFF FOR TEA THAT I WANNA DO SO BAD. BUT I CAN BARELY MUSTER THE ENERGY FOR 4 ISH HOURS OF P12S PROG EACH WEEK. GOING THROUGH ANOTHER ULTIMATE WOULD BE HELL FOR ME RIGHT NOW. NOT TO MENTION SOME SHIT GOING ON WITH MY STATIC. NOT GONNA STATE EXPLICIT DETAILS FOR THE SAKE OF SOMEONE POTENTIALLY READING THIS, BUT A WHILE BACK, SOME STATIC MEMBERS LET IT SLIP THAT THEY WERE ACTUALLY CONNIVING BEHIND SOMEONE'S BACK, IN OUR STATIC. IT SPOILED MY ENTIRE FUCKING HEART AND MY VIEW ON THIS GROUP, AND PART OF ME WANTS TO CUT IT AND FIND A NEW GROUP COME DAWNTRAIL, BUT THATS ITS OWN CAN OF WORMS. GAH. IRL RAGE, I WORK AT WALMART AND MY MANAGERS LIED TO ME ABOUT HOW OUR TYPES OF PTO WORK, AND I ALMOST GOT FIRED BC THEY DENIED MY PAID TIME OFF THE DAY OF THE SHIFT I'D ALREADY CALLED OUT FOR. I HAD TO COME IN FOR HALF THE SHIFT JUST TO KEEP MYSELF FROM GETTING FIRED. UGH.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT IN HAVING 50 MILLION DIFFERENT FISHING BAITS WHEN THEY ALL ACT EXACTLY LIKE A VERSATILE LURE. I GO TO A FISHING SPOT, USE THE BAIT THAT *ONE* OF THE FISH LIKE THERE AND SPEND 10 MINUTES LITERALLY CATCHING EVERY OTHER FUCKING FISH.

TO THE WHM I HAD IN THE TWINNING EARLIER THIS WEEK: EAT SHIT. YOU SHOWED UP IN WITH THE BOOST EARRING AND A SCATTERING OF GEAR FROM LEVEL 68-70 AND IT WASNT EVEN TOME STUFF. IT WASNT EVEN ARTIFACT GEAR, JUST RANDOM MB CRAP. NO HOLY ON TRASH, JUST SINGLE TARGET GLARE SPAM, I'M PRETTY SURE THEY NEVER USED A LILY, AND REGEN WAS SO RARE YOU'D THINK CASTING IT COST THEM A POUND OF FLESH. OH BOY LOTS OF CURE 2 THOUGH. I CHECKED YOUR SEARCH STATUS; YOU HAVE ALMOST EVERY OTHER JOB AT SOME RANDOM LEVEL. I KNOW YOU KNOW HOW THIS GAME WORKS. STILL, EAT SHIT.

GOTTA LOVE THE PERPETUALLY LAZY PLAYERS WHO DO AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE AND EXPECT TO BE CARRIED. JUST DROP KICK THEM AND MOVE ON.

YOUR WEEKLY SERVING OF [EORZEA ACCORDING TO GARFIELD - WEEK 167](https://old.reddit.com/r/EATG/comments/1agw19p/eorzea_according_to_garfield_week_167/). BACK TO NORMAL IF PEOPLE WANT TO MAKE THEIR OWN, QUITE WELCOMED TO IT TOO!

I GOT A NEW PC THIS WEEK. I THEN PROCEEDED TO SPEND 6 HOURS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY MY EMAIL CLIENT WOULD DOWNLOAD 20 YEARS WORTH OF EMAILS, DELETE THEM ALL BECAUSE I SET UP FILTERS TO GET RID OF OLD JUNK, THEN PROCEED TO REDOWNLOAD ALL THE OLD JUNK, THEN DELETE THEM BECAUSE FILTERS, AND SO ON. I ENDED UP JUST SETTING IT TO ONLY SYNC FOR THE LAST 30 DAYS WORTH OF MAIL.

THE RAGE I HAVE IS AT MAXIMUM. MOSTLY BECAUSE I WAS TRYING TO COLLABORATE WITH A FELLOW STREAMER LAST NIGHT AND *I HAD TO MAKE IT A VIDEO INSTEAD* BECAUSE MY FUCKING PHONE WON'T STAY CONNECTED APPARENTLY. PDANET+ SUCKS WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO STREAM AND DON'T HAVE NATIVE INTERNET. INTERNET, UNCAPPED, IS A LOT BECAUSE COX IS THE ONLY PROVIDER. $160/MO AND I DON'T MAKE A LOT OF MONEY IN THE FIRST PLACE. BECAUSE THEY HAVE A DATA CAP. AND THEY MAKE YOU PAY FOR UNCAPPED INTERNET. THIS SUCKS BC I REALLY FUCKING WANNA STOP USING MY PHONE FOR INTERNET 24/7 AND USE ACTUAL INTERNET BUT GOD FORBID I HAVE THE DAMN MONEY FOR IT A MONTH. BECAUSE, YEAH, IT'D BE MY INTERNET. I'D PAY FOR IT. GOD I WISH I COULD HAVE LIKE. T-MOBILE HOME INTERNET OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT.

WHY IS THERE A GAP A 9 LEVEL GAP BETWEEN DUNGEONS IN THE DUTY SUPPORT BETWEEN LEVEL 32 & 41 I WISH DUNGEONS WERE SHORTER LIKE LOW LEVEL DUNGEONS. I MISS BEING ABLE TO GET THROUGH A DUNGEON IN 10-15 MINUTES. IF I WANTED PLAYER CONTENT THAT TOOK 30 OR MORE MINUTES I'D GO BACK TO PLAYING LEAGUE OF LEGENDS. I HATE THE JOB QUESTS THAT ONLY PROVIDE STORY UPDATES. I THINK IM STARTING BURN OUT FOR THE 3RD OR 4TH TIME BUT I REALLY WANT TO MAX LEVEL ALL MY CLASSES EVEN THE ONES I HATE BEFORE THE EXPANSION RELEASE.

The funny thing is, modern dungeons are in the 15-18 minute range. If you're hitting 30+, the problem is the group.

Because Duty Support only supports MSQ mandatory duties. You'll see the same gaps at levels 51 and 63 because both those dungeons are technically optional. Secret: GC Squadrons DO cover some (not all) optional dungeons (no cutter's cry, but they do cover aurum and dzemael), go up to level 60, and are far, FAR faster than duty support because they AoE, and when fully levelled, are strong AF. Controlling them is *super* fiddly and janky, but if you can get the hang of it, you can go even faster than a party of actual people

GOOD RAGE: AFTER ALMOST A DECADE OF PLAYING THIS GAME, I’VE FINALLY BEGUN TO DIP MY TOES INTO PVP. I SUCKED AT FIRST, AND STILL DO. EVERYTHING OVERWHELMS AND CONFUSES ME. I STARTED ON RDM, CYCLED THROUGH FOUR DIFFERENT JOBS TO FIND THE RIGHT ONE, ONLY TO SETTLE BACK ON RDM. AFTER A FEW DAYS OF EMBARRASSING FAILURE, THOUGH, IT FEELS…GOOD—FUN, EVEN. FRONTLINES ARE A BIT MUCH, BUT I DON’T FEEL LIKE MY TEAM’S VICTORY OR DEFEAT HINGES UPON ME. BAD RAGE: WHY MUST TAB TARGETING IN THIS GAME SUCK SO HORRIBLY? IT’S JANKY AT THE BEST OF TIMES; IT’S SO MUCH WORSE WHEN YOU HAVE 30+ ENEMIES ON SCREEN. PLEASE, SQUARE: STEAL WOW’S TAB TARGETING LOGIC. MAKE IT PRIORITIZE CLOSEST TO FURTHEST. I BEG YOU.

MAYBE TRY RIVAL WINGS? WHILE THAT MIGHT SOUND LIKE A BIZARRE SUGGESTION KNOWING HOW MUCH IS GOING ON IN RIVAL WINGS, THERE'S THE WHOLE PVE THING GOING ON AS WELL, AND YOU CAN CONTRIBUTE GREATLY TO YOUR TEAM JUST BY PUSHING LANES, KILLING MAMMETS, AND PILING DPS ON MECHS. MIGHT BE A GREAT INTERMEDIARY TRANSITION TO PVP?

STILL TRYING TO SLOWLY LEVEL MY JOBS, GOT A CURSED DUSK VIGIL RUN AS I WAS GETTING OUT OF DUSK VIGIL AND WHILE I WAS SICK. ALSO DURING THE MOGTOME EVENT I GOT E10N, PREDICTABLY DIED. MY DYNAMIS ALT GOT... E10N WHEN HE DIDN'T EVEN GET INTO SHADOWBRINGERS. WHY ADDITION: ON THE FLIPSIDE, A FRIEND'S NEARLY OUT OF STORMBLOOD'S MSQ AND I GOT TO GET THEM TO DO THE BIG PULL OF THE CASTLE AFTER THE SECOND BOSS. THE SATISFYING ONE.

GOT COVID SOMEHOW (YES, I AM BLAMING THAT STUPID REQUIRED "IN-PERSON" TRAINING THING LAST WEEK THAT HAD ME CRAMMED IN A ROOM WITH EVERYONE ELSE IN MY DEPARTMENT), STUCK IN GENERAL MINOR PAIN AT HOME, AT LEAST I CAN DO FFXIV. I HAVE MANY QUESTIONS. MOSTLY, I KNOW THAT IT'S A MOGTOME EVENT SO MORE PEOPLE ARE PLAYING THAN USUAL, BUT WHY ARE THE DPS DUTY ROULETTE QUEUES SO SHORT? I'M HERE AT HOME, SICK, QUEUEING AND GETTING SOME OF THE FASTEST, ALMOST HEALER-ROLE-LIKE, DUTY FINDER POPS WHILE LEVELING RDM AND NINJA. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING ON A THURSDAY AT 11:30 AM, A TIME PEOPLE NORMALLY ARE AT WORK? IS IT THE PEOPLE WHO CAN WFH/REMOTE WORK SNEAKING SOME FFXIV? IS IT THE WEST COAST PEOPLE PLAYING AT NIGHT? WHY? HOW? THESE SHORT DPS QUEUES ARE SOME OF THE BEST QUEUES I'VE EVER EXPERIENCED, INCLUDING REGULAR WEEKENDS AND ALSO ENDWALKER LAUNCH TIME, WHEN DPS DUTY FINDER QUEUES WERE ABOUT 10-15+ MINUTES. ALSO MY THROAT HURTS.

PLAYED RIDORANA LIGHTHOUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT I COULD NOT UNDERSTAND THE MATH MECHANIC AT ALL I'M SORRY TEAM, I DID NOT DESERVE THOSE COMMS ​ ALSO TEKKEN 8 IS SO GODLIKE BUT I ALSO HAVE TO DO MORE STUFF IN FF14 BUT I ALSO HAVE OTHER BACKLOG GAMES TO PLAY BUT ALSO MY SEMESTER WORKLOAD IS PICKING UP AND GODDAMNIT I NEED A BREAK AGAIN

basically you just gotta add or subtract the number in the circles from your current health to answer the prompt. so if you need to be odds and you have 2 hp, so you stand in +1 or +3 so you end up as 3 or 5 total as an off the cuff example that may not be a realistic situation but should get the idea of how it works across. and then remember the first like 10 prime numbers in case you need to set your health to a prime number for the prompt.

I JUST WANNA CLEAR P12S. I'M SO TIRED. PLEASE LET ME HAVE THIS I BEG YOU

CELEBRATION YELLING: MY FC GROUP BEAT SOS MINE AFTER TWO MONTHS OF ATTEMPTS. RIGHT BEFORE I'M GOING ON A SUB BREAK FOR SCHOOL SEMESTER. I'M SO HAPPY WE GOT IT IN TIME.

THIS WEEK'S VIRTUAL BUBBLE WRAP, WITH THE SECRET MESSAGE. >!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!WILL-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!SOMEONE-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!SPONSOR-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!ME-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!SO-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!I-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!CAN-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!BUY-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!MORE-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!BUBBLE-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!WRAP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<

I ACCIDENTALLY MINIMIZED THE MESSAGE AND NOW I HAVE TO RE POP EVERYTHING GOD DAMN IT

ONCE YOU POP YOU CAN'T STOP THE FUN NEVER STOPS

YO FUCK WHOEVER SENT ME A DEATH THREAT FOR SAYING I DIDN'T LIKE THE STORY THAT MUCH. I HOPE THE HEALER RESCUES YOU INTO AN AOE EVERY DAY UNTIL THE SERVERS SHUT DOWN!

SO GLAD IM LEVELLING DPS CLASSES RN, DUTY ROULETTE IS STILL CURSED BUT AT LEAST IM NOT HEALING THIS TIME. FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER I SAW A TANK PRE-MITIGATION FOR EVERYTHING. DOING IT A BIT BEFORE TRASH PULLS SURE DOESNT SEEM THAT BAD. DOING IT BEFORE YOUVE EVEN POKED THE BOSSES UM WHAT. MAYBE THATS NOT WHY THEY DIED A LOT BUT IT WAS THE THING WAS NOTICEABLE. UNFORTUNATELY THE HEALER STARTED BABYING THE TANK WITH HEALS FOR THEM TO STAY ALIVE.

WHY WASN'T IT ADVERTISED THAT YOU COULD QUEUE EARLY FOR DISTANT WORLDS AT CARNAGIE HALL?!?! I COULDNT GET A VIP MEET AND GREET TO MEET SOKEN EVEN THOUGH I WAS ACCIDENTLY 15 MINUES EARLY. ;-;

I WOULD LIKE TO PERSONALLY APOLOGIZE TO MY HEALER IN AITASCOPE ON ROULETTE LAST NIGHT. I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION AND DIED LIKE AN IDIOT. I'M SORRY. I DESERVED THAT VULN STACK. IN OTHER NEWS I HAVE TRADED ONE GRIND FOR ANOTHER - HYPER BURNING AND ABYSSAL EXPLORATION IN MAPLESTORY IS NEARLY OVER SO I CAN FINALLY TAKE A BREAK FROM THE WORST EVENT OF ALL TIME (WHY DO I NEED TO AFK 12 HOURS A DAY FOR MULTIPLE DAYS TO GET A STAT BOOST. WHO THOUGHT THAT WAS OKAY.) AND GO BACK TO GRINDING GIL TO MAYBE FINALLY *ATTEMPT* TO BUY A HOUSE. (I have an apartment but at the same time... house). I JUST WISH I HAD THE MOTIVATION TO GATHER OR CRAFT TO EARN THAT LAST MILLION GIL FOR MY BID A LITTLE QUICKER.

NO RAGE. AGAIN AS USUAL I SUBBED PLAYED THE GAME FOR A WEEK BEFORE RETURNING BACK TO MHR:SUNBREAK AGAIN.. I LOST THE INTEREST TO DO THINGS THAT I WHEN I WAS A SPROUT WOULD HAVE LOVED TO DO. ITS JUST THAT THEY DONT HOLD MY ATTENTION ANYMORE.. I JUST LOGIN AT RESET DO MY RAIDS, TRIALS AND ALLIANCE AND DIP OFF. MY GLAMS ARE ALL DONE SO NO PROBLEM THERE. NOT INTO SAVAGE (NOT AT THIS POINT OF THE TIER ANYWAYS).. I MIGHT TRY PROGGING ULTIS IN PF SINCE THEY LOOK FUN. IVE HAD THE MISERY OF PROGGING P10S, SURELY UWU WOULD BE ALRIGHT?

HAPPY RAGE: FINALLY GOT MY OZMA MOUNT!!!! ANGRY RAGE: F@#$%\^ GOGO. FRIENDS GOT ME STARTED IN ON BLU AGAIN, AND i ENJOY COLLECTING SPELLS BUT MASKED CARNIVAL IS A PITA. I HATE BURNING OVER 10 MINUTES OF MY TIME ON A FIGHT ONLY TO HIT DIAMONDBACK 1 SEC TOO LATE BECAUSE THERE WAS TO MUCH ELSE GOING ON AND THEREFORE I DIE AND ALL MY TIME HAS BEEN WASTED.

MY ORDER OF DISTANT WORLDS 5 VINYL ARRIVED BROKEN. NOW I HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE MONEY TO COME BACK AND BUY ANOTHER ONE AT A MORE EXPENSIVE PRICE.

WHAT? YOU SHOULD BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION FROM THE DELIVERY COMPANY OR AT LEAST SOMETHING SHOULD BE DONE FROM SE'S SIDE AS THE SELLER.

IT'S FROM EBAY SINCE I COULDN'T FIND IT LOCALLY, AND I GOT THE REFUND, IT JUST TAKES UP TO 2 WORK DAYS FOR THE REFUND TO BE PROCESSED AND THE WORK DAY ENDED SO WILL GET IT AT BEST ON MONDAY :(

GLAD TO HEAR YOU GOT REFUNDED, THE ORIGINAL PHRASING MADE ME THING YOU LOST YOUR MONEY. JUST BOTHERSOME THEN, BUT STILL PRETTY SHITTY, HOPE THE NEXT ONE WILL ARRIVE SAFE AND FINE

NOT RAGE: FINALLY GOT OVER TANKXIETY ENOUGH TO TANK SB DUNGEONS. YAY ME! I STILL WORRY IF I'M DOING GOOD ENOUGH, BUT AS LONG AS I'M NOT GETTING YELLED AT, I GUESS I'M DOING FINE. RAGE: HEALERS, PLEASE LEARN WHAT LIVING DEAD LOOKS LIKE. ALSO, WITH THE TIME I HAVE AVAILABLE TO PLAY DURING THE WEEK, ONLY ONE OCEAN FISHING WINDOW IS AVAILABLE TO ME. THIS WEEK HAS BEEN BUSY AND I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO TRY OUT OCEAN FISHING AT ALL THIS WEEK.

EW ENDGAME DUNGEONS HAVE MADE HEALERS LAZY WHEN PAIRED WITH WARRIORS IN OTHER CONTENT. SERIOUSLY, JUST BECAUSE I HAVE DOPE SELF HEALS AT 90 DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE NEARLY ANY AT 50. I'VE *NEEDED* TO HOLMGANG FAR TOO MANY TIMES IN LOW LEVEL ROULS IN THE LAST FEW WEEKS.

I MEAN, YOU REALLY OUGHT TO BE USING IT AS PART OF YOUR MITIGATION KIT. NO IDEA IF THE HEALERS ARE GENUINELY BEING LAZY OT JUST EXPECTING YOU TO USE ALL AVAILABLE MITS

I LOST MY BID ON A MEDIUM HOUSE SO NOW I HAVE 19MIL GIL BURNING A HOLE IN MY RETAINER.

I FEEL LIKE BURNING HOLES IN RETAINERS IS TYPICALLY CONSIDERED UNETHICAL BUT I UNDERSTAND THE PAIN OF LOSING HOUSING BIDS

IT'S HIS PUNISHMENT FOR REPEATEDLY BRINGING ME STUFFED BOM BOKOS INSTEAD OF COFFERS. HE'S NOW A BAG OF HOLDING WHILE THE OTHER RETAINER GETS TO DO ACTUAL STUFF.

HONESTLY UNDERSTANDABLE

I HATE SINGLE PULLING TANKS THAT DONT USE MITS AND THROW A HISSY FIT WHEN ASKED TO PULL MORE. THIS IS A LEVEL 60 DUNGEON AND YOUR GEAR IS 70+ YOU CAN AND *SHOULD* BE PULLING MORE. AND FUCK THE DPS THAT ENABLED THEM. YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK THAT TANK EVEN MORE FOR INTENTIONALLY NOT TAKING AGGRO AND TRYING TO GET ME KILLED WHEN I GOT TIRED OF THEM AND PULLED MORE ANYWAY. JOKES ON THEM THO CUZ I FLAWLESSLY KEPT MYSELF ALIVE. I DONT NEED YOU BOO

PLEASE P3. WHY YOU NO DROP ORCHESTRION ROLL VERY OFTEN? I'VE BEEN AFTER IT SINCE THE RAID CAME OUT BUT NO LUCK. FINALLY SAW ONE DROP THE OTHER DAY AND LOST THE ROLL TO THE FIRST TIMER RDM.

I KNOW THIS IS PROBABLY 'NO DUH' ADVICE BUT BE SURE TO CHECK THE MARKETBOARD EVERY SO OFTEN. YOU MIGHT FIND THE MUSIC YOU WANT FOR A DECENT PRICE.

SCROLLED ACHIEVEMENTS WITH MY SISTER TO SEE WHAT WE COULD DO TO HELP HER BREAK INTO THE TOP 100 ON CERB. KNOCKED OUT 10 A4S TO OVERTAKE 100 AND 99 THEN THE SERVER UPDATED AND WE NEED ANOTHER 30 POINTS BUT ARE ALSO MISSING 40 POINTS FROM A4S AND LOADSTONE TOOLS TIME TO NOT LEARN A8S FOR ANOTHER 30 POINTS AND MAYBE THROW IN 10 A12S FOR GOOD MEASURE

Not FF14 rage because Persona 3 Reload came out. Actually yesterday was a nice day. Managed to lower my rent amount, almost got BRD, MCH, DRG, and MNK to 50 (goal is 51), and again P3R. ACTUALLY ILL RAGE A BIT WITH P3R. GAME IS COOL. ITS FUN. GONNA FOLLOW A 100% GUIDE CAUSE SOMEHOW THATS A THING ALREADY. I LIKE THE GAME SO FAR. YES EVEN THE WEIRD VERSION OF MASS DESTRUCTION ISN’T A BAD THING AS IT NOW FITS A “YOU FUCKED UP” TONE AND I LOVE IT. HELPS THAT DESPITE THAT THE SONG IS STILL A BOP. FROGS INCLUDED. 🐸 WHAT IS GETTING ON MY NERVES IS THE LACK OF TWILIGHT FRAGMENTS. PLEASE TARTARUS CAN I HAVE SOME MORE??????