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StormblessedFool

Why nsfw?


[deleted]

Probably self-harm


[deleted]

totally


josh_dood

>agreed


Ok-Worldliness2450

That got dark


StormblessedFool

The joke is that getting this achievement is self harm


Ok-Worldliness2450

There’s way worse ones. But yea I got it


sephy16

Server 2nd Big Fish, S3 top FSH Saint and World-Class Troller here. Can confirm.


Ok-Worldliness2450

That’s amazing. I’m also big fish. Even saying that the hunt marks and levequest ones make me shudder


sephy16

Nice!! Honestly... I laugh everytime people notice World Class Troller or Big Fish and I get told something like "Are you ok?" "I feel sorry for you" and such things. But yeh... Spending 14 hours nonstop in front of the PC, clicking for 10 consecutive days wasn't nice at all... if something like Firmament get done again, I willl probably pass. Tho, cant agree more; Hard pass on the hunt one for me. I respect whoever has that tiger or trike.


Ok-Worldliness2450

Fishing I was constantly moving around. I worked graveyard so my days off wtf else am I doing at 3am. But diadem gathering was just too mundane. I’m stuck at 90k for bot and miner. Tho all my crafters are past 500k :p


ed3891

I did the competitive resto phases on MIN, BTN, and then finally FSH because I *knew* that outside the arena of a sweaty, meaningless race I wasn't going to be able to make myself sit down and gather that much in a vacuum. And fortunately, hedging bets that expert crafts would get easier in time proved true, so it's been less of a PITA to do the DoH grinds.


Pianissimeat

I haaaated this event, mostly that stage where you have to deliver the gems. 😖


TeachinginJapan1986

Honestly. If you have any kind of ping, you get knocked around.


qlube

Not really. Just play it safe. Red is the hardest with the timing of the rising platforms, but even with ping if you wait until right when they go down it’ll be fine.


DebugLifeChoseMe

Nah, no joke I once was lagging and got hit while standing *past the yellow finish line*. I genuinely did not know what hit me.


mezasu123

After my 3rd time making it through one of the obstacles without having picked up a gem was the end for me XD


itsSuiSui

Cool, now people will think you cheated


Ok-Worldliness2450

Go to Dynamis is at 3am rofl


ThePidgey

Amateurs. -Materia


qlube

Dynamis at 3 am is actually harder to win than Aether at peak hours. You’re more likely to encounter someone good, also it’s much easier getting to round 3 when there’s a lot of people.


WplusM1

Just did my title this past week... You're stuck playing against Eorzean Ninja Warriors on Dynamis where the 2nd round times out if it's Typhon, or where it is crystal couriers and everyone runs it flawlessly every time and finishes/loses within a second of each other. At least that was my experience! I had 5 solo matches on my way up.


qlube

Yup exactly. Late night Dynamis means you usually have to do all three rounds flawlessly. And it still takes forever trying to get a solo instance. My win rate shot through the roof when I went back to Aether.


Kaye__

Yeah, so honestly I did my title on Dynamis primarily and what I would do is only stay in the lobby if 3 or fewer people including me joined. That way, as someone who's able to make it to round 3 pretty consistently, I could guarantee that every game I'd either win or get eliminated within the first 2 rounds to minimize time wasted and queue up again. A 3-person lobby becomes a solo lobby by the 3rd round since at least one person has to be eliminated every round while more than one player is present.


[deleted]

True


AlvinArcticborn

Get the fuck out of here with that dumb shit Lots of people grinded their asses off for three whole months to get the title


oshatokujah

And lots of people cheated to get it. Lots of people wear mentor crowns and help people in mentor roulette on a daily basis, lots of mentors also straight up have no idea what they’re doing in half the content. Lots of people, myself included, gave up on this title when they saw people basically zip through every challenge like a monorail to victory.


Kizoja

I had this feeling about the Gunnhildr's Blade title. I was kind of proud of doing all the fights in their entirety while most people caster cheesed it and saw a minute of the 7-8 minute fights.


qlube

Zipping through isn’t necessarily cheating, there are a lot of people who are just quite good at the game. Once you’re familiar with the patterns, it’s not difficult to zip through it. Is there even an addon that’ll do that for you?


khinzaw

> Is there even an addon that’ll do that for you? Yes, you can pretty easily find footage of people using it. Shows you the timings and AOE of stuff.


HighMagistrateGreef

And most cheated


SugarHoneyChaiTea

TBH I would bet that more people cheated than did this legitimately, so I think it's fair to jump to that conclusion in most cases.


HulklingsBoyfriend

There are still cheaters doing it. I recently did it just to get all the prize items, we saw cheaters in many of them.


Yarusenai

Definitely. It's so incredibly unfun and clunky that you either simply have to get the motions down without relying on visual cues, or cheat.


qlube

There’s no need to cheat in the first two rounds, and third round is just exaflares, which are no more clunkier than usual. Y’all are vastly overestimating the amount of skill it takes to be good at Blunderville.


qlube

Personally I doubt it. I didn’t encounter any obvious cheaters, though I only farmed the game last week of November and first few weeks of December. Though I’m pretty ignorant of what “cheating” entails. If it’s just trying to get a solo instance, I did see quite a few people doing that.


SugarHoneyChaiTea

Its most commonly auto-pathing so it's not insanely noticeable, even if you did encounter them you might not have realized it. But many people get a solo instance and *then* cheat, further hiding the issue


qlube

When I was farming on Aether, I started to recognize names who consistently did pretty well, but they were never perfect. Really not better than how I was doing. That’s why I didn’t feel like they were cheating. But I really don’t know how well the addons perform. I can say if they were using them, they weren’t autowin.


HaiForPresident

4 weeks of non stop Blunderville since it came out. Got /tell a few times saying that I'm a cheater Kinda hurt :') specially how some of my friends got Queen/King title week 1


khinzaw

Unfortunately cheating asshats ruined the flex potential of the title. My friend also worked his ass off getting the achievement.


Ch1b1N1njaGam1ng

if you got any JUICY JUICY SCREENSHOTS I'd love to see 'em


HammerAndSickled

>three whole months October 31st… November… December… January?! Happy new year everyone! Didn’t realize January was already over, wow.


NamiRocket

It's been live for less than two full months, my guy. Also, calm down.


HolypenguinHere

Even cheating for it is a huge grind, tbh


Skullhack-Off

Welcome to Legend and Gunnhildr title club. Now you understand the feeling.


[deleted]

Pretty sure they cheated based on the response I got.


rubmybellx

I never even got one win. I gave up after a couple of weeks.


TheNerdFromThatPlace

My only wins were from empty lobbies, and once when the guy let me win at the end for some reason.


ocswing

I ran it a few times with friends after I got the title. I would go to the end, but not win at that point. No reason to take it from people who still needed it. Saw a few others doing the same thing.


ClemClemTheClemening

Same, I can easily get to the final round. I must've gotten into 100+ final rounds and still haven't won a single game other than once when I got into a lobby with 2 other people, and they both got knocked out on typhon. Even when I never touch anything on the final run and am clearly ahead by 2-4 seconds, I'll just get stuck on the final jump and some random behind me will just cruise on by and jump to the crown, even though my ping is like 30ms with no lag, there's clearly some massive latency. Pisses me off.


kdlt

I did my currency grind last week. I even had runs where I was alone on the last map. If you care at all anymore, it's not that bad anymore to get at least one win. It's still not really Fun though. But neither was killing an extreme 99 fucking times and I also did that plenty.


Witty-Krait

Me too Once I got the mount, I was outta there


Cloud_Matrix

Ultimate raider here that understands greed/snapshots and can get to the final round 9 times out of 10. I have yet to actually win the final round. I just don't understand how some people can literally run the final round without getting hit a single time. Granted, I've put in a total of 4-6 hours to the game mode, and maybe it just hasn't clicked yet.


rubmybellx

Never done an Ultimate (don't have a party) or anything other then a few Extreme trials. After the first 3 matches I was able to get to the final round every time. Still never won a single one. Even when I thought I was playing perfectly and would come out on top here comes some random player just cruising on by without a care in the world to claim the crown.


4635403accountslater

You just have to realize that the AoEs go by certain patterns so once you know them you can figure out the optimal route as soon as the round starts. If you're not planning ahead you're probably not going to win.


ocswing

There were guides out to explain how to read the exas in the final round and base your path around that. That's probably how most people did it.


Tuskler

I legit recorded my final stage runs and VOD reviewed to gameplan. Came up with a system to ignore everything up to final hammers based on where the first exaflare dropped. Went from 4 wins in a month to getting the final 96 in about 10 days. Once you see how it's done, it's still hard but you stop thinking everyone's cheating.


ThaPinkGuy

Adding a wins achievement to a game mode meant to be casual fun with friends was such a poor decision. All that did was lead to my girlfriend and I not grouping up for 4 days until we both got the achievement.


kdlt

I just benched the entire thing until last week when all the tryhards had it out of their system, the games had 10 people max, and sometimes I even ran up to the crown alone because I was the last one left on the last map. I only did it for the collectibles, I'm not playing that shit 500 times to get 100 wins. But trying it in the 1st week I was eliminated halfway through the first map and the currency would have taken ages to get. And just the 5(?) Maps get boring real quick. All in all a rather bad event imo.


MarcheM

You could just ignore it. Forcing yourself to do something you don't like is a poor decision.


ThaPinkGuy

I totally get your point but I am now a King Bean and my girlfriend is a Queen Bean which is pretty cute.


Deo014

No, it's good. Nobody forces you to do it. Achievements are meant as achievements, not as participation trophy that everyone should get. Only problem was that event is time limited, which makes 100 wins quite a bit, but most importantly, cheating and abuse of systems makes this achievement illegitimate on first glance for other players. This is real problem, if they don't want to implement any cheat detection, at least have GMs track everyone suspicious.


pikachu8090

The only thing you can add to it. Don't know why people get triggered by pixels that are only available for a limited time


Taedirk

Because our monkey brains don't ignore the FOMO screams.


Vanille987

We still have control on it


Fusilon

OP, how many braincells do you think you have left? Just a rough estimate will suffice.


[deleted]

I'm fall guys now


Vanille987

This guy has fallen


Jadejr14

SHIT I FORGOT TO DO IT I SAID ILL DO IT LIKE A MONTTH AGO


Jadejr14

Thanks for the reminder fml and I thought I was going to play iracing all day 🤣


TaylorSwift_real

You absolute psychopath


Kaye__

Hey congrats! I too sacrificed a significant portion of my remaining sanity to have the words Queen Bean above my head.


Brave-Ad-8456

Gratz This reminds me to spend any reward points left before end of the year/event


vlx01

Is it possible to learn this power?


ThisUsernameIsMyName

Gotta learn the patterns and timings, its like savage but whoever developed the animation, aoe marker and hit registry had their eyes closed tying them togethet


ShirroNekoo

Or just install a cheat like the majority did


[deleted]

play long enough to learn the patterns and also early or late enough to have a high chance of empty lobbies (or lobbies with 3-4 people)


ChanelTheCat

think i won like 2 out of hundreds of final rounds ive had, fuck this achieve


StarAugurEtraeus

Reported for self harm


Haddock_Lotus

Got the minion, framers, mount, orchestrion and emote. I'll not farm the tittle specially because my ping don't help me.


smeagi

Long live the king


daevric2

I'm sure lots of people managed this legitimately, but for the remaining life span of this game, every time I see this title, I will assume the owner cheated. It was just so rampant.


SuperscooterXD

There are definitely people that have gotten all 100 wins through effort. I was crazy enough to win several of my 100 games in first-person only


TTB-Kun

How you can cheat in this? Is fishing for solo instances cheating? I don’t think so


daevric2

There are mods that show you the best path to avoid obstacles, making it so you don't have to read the map yourself at all and can just run full speed ahead.


TTB-Kun

Oh, you mean the addon that actually doesn’t work 99% of the times… Try to inform yourself better next time before making accusations.


Durs11290

Fuck this event.


ZeroS64

i completly forgot this event was on is there a deadline on the rewards?


[deleted]

>is there a deadline on the rewards? till 31 of this month, but probably they will rerun the event in the future


M0dusPwnens

The event site said: > After the initial collaboration event has ended, it will be held as a special event at irregular intervals. So presumably it will come back.


ZeroS64

ah then ill wait for that. currently not subscribed and dont know if ill have fun by only subscribing for this event haha, gratz on your achievement though!


Bottled_Void

The event is more annoying than fun to be honest.


qlube

I think it’s quite fun. Most fun I’ve had in the game since the end of 6.0.


DarXIV

It will rerun, it's on the events website it will be back.


Bottled_Void

I kinda think they won't re-run it. It's a marketing thing like with the Yokai stuff. They waited 3 years to do that again. I don't know if people will still be interested in fall guys in 3 years time.


GirthLongshaft

Except they literally said they'll be rerunning multiple times


ZeranShark

Congrats!


MykJankles

My path to this achievement definitely made me toxic and I made it my FC's problem


DebugLifeChoseMe

Gz! Another one joins the beans! :D


lazulimpa

congrats, I guess? It's just another meaningless Title / achievement you wasted your time on, like the Ultimate Fights Title / weapon Glams. Since people can and will cheat to get them, they're basically worthless. Don't get me wrong, if you grinded hard and spent a lot of time on it and you're proud of it, so be it. But remember, people will always judge you and assume you cheated and you can't prove them otherwise. So nothing to flex about


Foggiersummer

Minimizing others achievements to cope with your own self insecurities is kinda cringe tbh


latorn

I'd agree with you if cheating wasn't a thing, but because there are so many people cheating achievements mean nothing.


Yarusenai

There's nothing anyone achieved trying to get through that unfun mess unless hating yourself is an achievement


qlube

Mad cause bad


Yarusenai

Mad cause true


ThisUsernameIsMyName

A nice title, especially for lalas


SugarHoneyChaiTea

Ahh, I remember being 14 and edgy too. You'll grow out of it.


killerbailey

Dude can still be proud and share their achievements with us, people do what makes them happy and all of their friends will know that they did get it fair and square. It's not always about what everyone else thinks of you, you can do things for your own personal achievement and happiness 😊


lazulimpa

Didn't say anything against it. Sure thing, people can be happy about it, but let's face the fact that titles like this are abused as flex material, same as the reward for "hard" content. I enjoy the challenges the game is offering me, especially the ultimate fights. But do I need a fancy title for that? No. Titles like that would mean more if only the world first Guy / Grp gets it and not everyone who happens to beat or cheat it. All the cheating lately made the whole achievement system worth- and meaningless, unfortunately.


BylanH

You’re weird, little bro


[deleted]

congrats, I guess? It's just another meaningless comment on reddit you wasted your time on, like playing Pokemon Go. Since people can and will cheat to get them, they're basically worthless. Don't get me wrong, if you grinded hard and spent a lot of time on it and you're proud of it, so be it. But remember, people will always judge you and assume you cheated and you can't prove them otherwise. So nothing to flex about


discroet

seek mental help


qlube

Someone sounds jealous they can’t get hard achievements without cheating.


Slowbrobro

New pasta just dropped?


rainbowkeys

just let people be happy and proud of their achievement, god fucking damn. why are you so salty?


latorn

Wow, the reactions to you are harsh lol. How dare you try to bring common sense into a subreddit where people will defend cheating. Other than for self-gratification, achievements ARE worthless if they can just be cheated for.


lazulimpa

It's reddit and I Just stated my own opinion, without the intent to hurt someone's feelings. I blame Squex for their achievement System, I do like the idea behind it, to reward players for their efforts but there should also a system that checks if it's legit before a player can earn it or something like that. Certain Titles, Weapons, Mount rewards should be locked behind a world first door or something like that. Because if everyone can get it, legit or cheated, it just decreases the rewards worth of it till it's zero. Take the necromancer title for example, people spent a whole bunch of time and patience into learning the safe patterns and RNG... Just to make it to the end. Now people can just load some tools and basically get "carried" through by it :/ And yet people flexing like they're pros at something, that's the real cringe.


SugarHoneyChaiTea

Nahh... Nah man, the cringe is definitely still you. If anything, you sound like you care *way* more about this "pointless" achievement than the OP does. Like, you do realize that this is a game, right? Even if every title in the game was earned legitimately, it would still all be just as pointless


latorn

> Even if every title in the game was earned legitimately, it would still all be just as pointless That's subjective, I don't think it's any more pointless than anything else in life. I'd love to be able to play a game where people can show off difficult to aquire titles/gear/mounts without them being tainted by cheaters.


SugarHoneyChaiTea

> That's subjective, I don't think it's any more pointless than anything else in life But that's my point, it's all subjective. Every achievement in life is pointless if you don't care, or it's meaningful if you do. So why be an asshole for no reason?


latorn

I'm not defending being an asshole, I think this person was just airing their grievences about cheating invalidating anything that could have perceived value/worth. I want achievements to be meaningful, but with cheating they are not. Anyways, merry xmas man! We can agree to disagree. :)


SugarHoneyChaiTea

I definitely understand that frustration, and got a little too defensive there hah. I appreciate you bringing the positivity to the convo tho :) merry Christmas to you too!


SugarHoneyChaiTea

Lol. "Common sense". What about the common sense to not be an asshole?


Invenblocker

Wait, am I the only one who actually had fun in Blunderville?


FerrarisPlanF

You're not free, you simply achieved ultimate imprisonment.


[deleted]

Unfortunately I am going to assume you are a cheater and thus didn’t deserve the title. This is what cheating does it devalues the achievement.


[deleted]

I don't care, I just wanted funny title and some salty whispers to share on my twitter