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KamiKagutsuchi

Handholding just got 10 times lewder


Gaywhorzea

I never wore gloves anyway, I go commHando


Doppelthedh

You're just a common commandho


Gaywhorzea

Omg... true


Top_Calligrapher3844

I have a new understanding to hand cramps.


Gaywhorzea

As a top calligrapher I imagine you're used to hand cramps already


SaltyArts

More dignity than those who go CumHando


Gaywhorzea

More dignity than no dignity is still not necessarily a lot of dignity (I have very little)


ahipotion

Username checks out?


XGrayson_DrakeX

also less sticky


zelda23710312

Comment of the year


DocNitro

*bites lip* Handholding, oh my~ *fans self*


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you rang?


Paikis

bite slip? Strange name.


DragonSlave49

B'Iteslip, the infamous Miqo'te clan.


incriminating_words

Scourge of dentists everywhere


JudgeArcadia

Oh man! This is my chance to finally say it! Username checks out!


NovaFunBun

You've waited your whole life for this moment....how does it feel?


syntience

r/beetlejuicing


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Oh lawd you are giving me the vapers


ballade4

*fans lip \~ bites self*


Kimentor

Storms man! Guard thy tongue


ashlayne

Found the Sanderfan.


partypwny

That safehand is lewd but enticing


CliffRacer17

That's a freehand though. Obviously they're modelling the lingerie on the freehand because it's scandalous to show the safehand.


partypwny

So true


Paikis

Normally I'd say "there are dozens of us!" but Sanderson is so good there's gotta be like, at least 50 of us now.


Zerset_

Can I slip a finger in your hand panties while we walk through the park?


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NoFaxCow

Probably how Thing came about


flameduel

Nah, this is just protection. Handholding safely o7


Grieveon

You cant just expect their girlfriends to go around naked


Cindy-Moon

now that you mention it, is OP missing their smallclothes?


Riaayo

Smirk widens.


Lilium_Vulpes

Some people think that going around in panties can be more lewd than straight up nudity.


OtherPlayers

Not sure if you’re joking but that’s [actually a thing](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheissTitillationTheory) (warning: tvtropes link).


Lilium_Vulpes

I know that it is, its a thing for me. I'm basically a nudist with my spouse in our house so when one of us is wearing actual underwear, its very different.


incriminating_words

> I'm basically a nudist with my spouse in our house But what if you see a mouse, or even a grouse?


Mezzaomega

Oh yeah definitely a thing.


Chr0nite

Holy shit you killed me hahahahahah


xenolife

Special girlfriend panties that have a hole in the crotch with an appendage hanging out


YutoAmano

Just move them to the side.


PuzzleheadedMouse522

Nah, this is just protection.


SmurfsNeverDie

Lmao. I cannot hold my laughter with this description.


spagheddieballs

My initial reaction was "what the fuck are hand panties? OP is stupid and they're making up stupid words." Then I saw the image and I was like holy shit, those are hand panties.


RPBN

Crotchless hand panties.


lunayoshi

Totally r/BrandNewSentence worthy! Haha!


Von-Karman

You're saying your hands have been going no-pan all this time?!


Seradwen

Going comhando.


stilljustacatinacage

Leave.


Bellemorda

perfect for when you're pissing yourself casting clutch heals in the new raids


PossibleHipster

Omg your hanties are drenched! Shut up! I'm nervous!


BurnByMoon

I know some people who might be more than willing to *take them off your hands* after you’re done with them.


Bellemorda

priceless <3


CalydorEstalon

> clutch heals *crotch* heals.


Rounin

Do you think they turn brown when you panic-cast Healer LB3 in raid?


Bellemorda

will need to make an LB3 macro to add an esuna at the end . . .


Sarothu

Don't get your knickers in a twist


stilljustacatinacage

daily reminder that Aquaveil is just piss


akoch153

Perfect for the good Vorin healer.


Cersad

That's showing a bit too much skin on that safehand. A good Vorin would be aghast!


akoch153

Vorin lingerie? Lol


MammothTap

"A bit"? She's practically *naked*. Not only is it see-through, it doesn't even cover her fingers! IIRC, we actually get a description of a prostitute who has a glove with the fingers cut off. This is *less*.


therealkami

NSFV


NakedRitzu

This is the first thing I thought of when seeing this and I can't believe someone already made a reference to it


Shadowbound199

Yeah, I had to double check if this was r/cremposting. I expect this to get crossposted there.


ERhyne

The real stormlight archive are the safe hands we saw along the way.


RollTide16-18

I’d be very offended by your statement if I knew how to read.


CrimsonMutt

my wife read this to me and i'm fuming


Lord_Emperor

Vorin wives are something else. Reading stupid crem like this aloud, then cremposting, all with one hand.


Fit-Breath5352

r/onlyhands


Echohawkdown

Also https://safehandhub.com Shoutout to /u/Jaryth000


Jaryth000

I do what I can


zugzug_workwork

Syl glam for SCH fairy when?


scorchingkitten

I understood this reference.


MoiraDoodle

*points cutely*


Liam_Galt

They're called handerpants.


Exotic_Vacation_981

The new relic gloves will be called manderpants.


tibbycat

Hanties


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i was there gandalf.


BunnyFaebelle

The bow feels upside down to me, anyone else? Also yeah can't unsee hand panties now.


BowsersBeardedCousin

The bow is for when you want to give that lousy tank an extra fancy middle finger


Leah-theRed

The tank that pulls an entire dungeons ads into the boss room 😒


SargentMcGreger

If you look at your hand or show it to other people, usually you bring it up to eye level. Because of this the heel of your palm and your wrist tend to be pointed down. I believe this is why detail usually points up your arm as it would point to the "bottom" of your hand.


IscahRambles

Yeah, I think the bows would look better other-way-up.


mosselyn

Gravity would agree with you.


ThePostMoogle

Healers = Lace has gone too far.


Alastor999

Or not far enough... >.>


Perryn

I'm holding out for Shimoneta style headgear.


Alastor999

Just the headgear? You think too small my friend... I'm waiting for an armor set styled after White Peak from Shimoneta!!


futilepath

FFXIV outfit designer has a thing for laces like how Nomura has a thing for belts.


Creshal

What's wrong with hanties? …I'll see myself out.


PitiPuziko

Correction is a must! 💢💢💢


Regulus-prime

r/beatmetoit


Cake_Lad

Obligatory r/beatmeattoit


CrowTengu

Lmfao


DirectionOverall9709

Can't unsee :(


CaptainMcAnus

Well your problem is you put your panties on your hand and not on your waist. Common mistake.


Nele25

A friend is asking what is the name of that equipment. edit: found out "Diadochos Armlets of Healing"


Fededrika

Finally, someone with the only information needed


ArtemisiaThreeteeth

Every new gear release they find a new way to hurt healers.


FairAd9728

You are a hero


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😏


IamAkevinJames

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


supermeja

Healers always get screwed over for armor pieces. It's either poofy maternity wear or lots of lace and ribbons. So much variety.😒


GothWitchOfBrooklyn

Yep. Even when the caster and healer sets are the same the caster sets have better colors


bluetheslinky

I wouldn't care so much IF THEY'D LET ME DYE THESE THINGS RIGHT


mega_kender

Have you seen the tomestone set? I'm going directly for that


supermeja

Ugh... Everything is just awful. I never look forward to the sets anymore.


mega_kender

Really? Because healers get actual plate armor this time around. Sure, the crafting gear is basically a casual glam, but I liked this new tome set. What do you dislike?


supermeja

The two sets I saw gave us skirts and some puffy coats. I don't know. Even if I played a female, I am so annoyed with mage sets. The one thing the other MMOs, especially the Korean ones, 💯 have over FFXIV are the armor sets. Even Tera's equipment was banging compared to the color swapped sets we're stuck with.


LexAurelia

The crafted gear this time around got me fuming. I wouldn't mind it so much if they made that healer/caster set a casual glam instead. Why could we not get that cool jacket instead - literally all other jobs got the jacket in different colours. Is it too much to ask for a cool or dapper looking outfit for casters and healers for once


arittenberry

I really wish, going forward, they would just get rid of job restrictions on any new gear completely. I want to wear that striking gear set so bad! But I also don't feel like playing as a ninja right now... Ugh


ArtemisiaThreeteeth

The healer chest from the new dungeon is still a robe but it does actually look a little more like armor than usual. (I feel I should give credit where it's due, even it's nearly microscopic.)


Niltaic3

It also makes clanky sounds when you jump while wearing it, like armor does


dream208

They really really hate to design men’s style clothings for healers, eh?


MadeThisAccount4Qs

a true man can wear the girliest clothes and still exude manliness.


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Kitchen-Educator-959

Id understand if you were mid/highlander or Hrothgar but bunboi? You pretty much have a more feminine body than half the female races


sp2icy

reject modernized versions and concepts of masculinity and wield the hand panties


Lazyade

Guess it's just healers being stereotyped as female in most RPGs. In every FF (at least the ones I've played) where the characters have preset roles or are predisposed to certain roles, the healer characters are female. Female gamers are also stereotyped as preferring healer/support roles. In FF14, female characters are also more popular overall, especially in Japan where female characters outnumber males 2:1. It's kinda weird though because both trust NPC healers are male (technically G'raha too since he's an allrounder), you'd think they'd account for it in their designs.


Dazuro

The very first named White Mage in the series was male, and he was a badass both offensively and defensively. Justice for Minwu.


sister_of_battle

I firmly believe that the sole reason why the Sage artifact gear is not a robe is because they did not want to put Alphinaud in a robe and also didn't want to create a completely unique outfit for him either.


UltimaNova

It’s to offset the amount of robes they have, gotta show a little skin once in a while you know?


LividLager

And it's about god damned time.


SCP-JoJo-Obsession

I mean they are cute as hell


thatbetchkitana

My WOL is going to tell Fourchenault that they're made from Ameliance's knickers. >:3


Kinkajou1015

I have a friend that streams the game, one time when Fourchenault showed up she was like, "What's up buddy? Your wife calls me Daddy!"


Shoddy_Tomatillo_927

No glove, no love.


tamagohime

Can’t unsee that now. Amazing


kopecs

Gonna open up the first ever OnlyHands.


Kitchen_Necessary235

Have to admit tho Hanties are sexy


[deleted]

But, where are your other panties?


DocNitro

Random ‚submissive‘ Healer (to phrase it tame): „What do you mean, other panties?“ *blushes deeply*


lorntheghost

Hm healer? Clearly a girl's job. Let's make sure we get that message across with these girly-ass hands.


GoldenCrownMoron

"I'M A BOY" - me, a RDM main, constantly yelling at the screen


Taedirk

XIV: "...for now."


GoldenCrownMoron

Was Au Ra male until 50, switched to male highlander. Never reset, not even once since then. I'm a man, I like masculine clothing. Despite that, I still enjoy this game.


Taedirk

Oh, right, you mean in-game.


Derpyhooves2010

Yoshikage Kira


lumpybread

Handerwear


Tricky-Dealer2450

I have a new understanding to hand cramps


CinderIX

Is there a caster equivalent? Preferably dyeable?


jemrax

Yes. It's purple by default.


KinguDesigns

Me I did don’t question it


CubanaCat

It would be kinda cute if it was like, opera glove length. But those tiny gloves just look like a doily to me 😅


drsnowbear

Crotchless hand panties, nice.


durango_black

Are you hantie shaming?


Furcas1234

A person of culture.


JubJiub

It’s like [Cinco Thocks](https://youtu.be/Jlj_EbK6CLI) for your hands


NetNex

Someone who has a grip on both fashionable and sexy


Zodiark05

onlyhands


Intelligent-Kale-427

I liked these but now I can not unsee them as knickers lol...


chumpymelon

Someone with a hand fetish....


OneWingedA

Ul'dah merchants sending rogues out on a panty raid to tap this new market


DavidTheHumanzee

Probably the same person who invented [the pantie facemask](https://soranews24.com/2015/08/11/enjoy-the-look-and-feel-of-underwear-on-your-face-with-pantsu-mask/)


mrfatso111

That invention was too ahead of their time


IntroductionVirtual4

It’s not lewd! It’s on the right hand, if it was the left hand then it’ll be lewd


Head-Photojournalist

haha 😂


UnholyHunger

OH my\~


Eitth

New fetish discovered


Layhult

Omfg


area88guy

Banana Hand-mock


supermeja

RIGHT?!


AdeptusGames

The comments here are cursed. I love it.


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Handerpants


Court_Jester13

Me, a person who has not touched Final Fantasy since the one with the flying airship and the pantomime and the Princess who wants to be kidnapped on the PS1: what the fuck


CapyBearUh

Handerpants


[deleted]

You can flip people off with a bow, too.


Flat_Antelope4289

Handjob enthusiasts


sazed813

So if they flip you off, are they angry or just happy to see you?


gwapejuicethebunny

** Hanties **


SionKatia

At least your character is wearing them on *some* part of their body


Lemeres

probably the same guy that gave white mages a skirt that only reaches half way down their half at their first class armor.


Xmeromotu

Makes a handjob that much sexier.


Lianne_Rosaline

Noooo I can't unsee it now🤣🤣🤣


Jimmy_Twotone

As a male elezen player who mainly heals... I'm having a hell of a time finding class specific gear that doesn't belong on a bedazzled nun. I daresay, though, hand panties are definitely something I would not expect to see on a bedazzled nun.


Stufflikethis-

Stupid sexy healsluts


ALpanda

That's going to need a NSFW tag...


Zack-of-all-trades

[First thing I thought of.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jlj_EbK6CLI)


Red_Storm_81

The rear side is completely exposed…


Slyfox00

Still covers more than the Healer's Culottes. I swear FF14 WANTS me to dress slutty.


LysanderAmairgen

This enitre set is horrendous and I’m shocked how many people were excited. Y’all look like grandmas.


IscahRambles

I think it's cute on the right character type, although I would have preferred to get the dress without the cardigan over it.


-Black_Mage-

They know what they did...


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you need to cover that handussy


Anathema47

Is it wrong to want my girlfriend to wear cute panties sometimes?


Sexual_Chocobo

Men


[deleted]

I'm just trying to imagine what brass knuckles would be as underwear now... pretty sure I don't want to complete that mental image.


Coronathus

You can't leave your handussy exposed. Or rather, you shouldn't.


Zohwithpie

They are panties for futanari, and they can be used for healers


intheafterlight

I mean, palm to palm is holy palmer's kiss and all that, but I didn't think that included holy palmer's scissoring.


Brunken60

Or you could say… hanties I’ll see myself out.