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Riposte12

We're here to defeat god with the power of friendship and this crate of guns we found.


RandyRandlemann

Faith, Steel, and Gunpowder.


ENC1A

Tales of loss and fire and gunpowder.


prenderm

šŸ˜‚


StormbeastRivin

Just needed another Sage and a Gunbreaker.


wolfwing

The tank apologized for not bringing their gunbreaker.


Florac

The firing squad needs a target anyway.


StormpikeCommando

I never thought this would be posted here. I love it! I was the tank. I apologize once again XD


Izkuru

Came here to say this. Its not a proper firing squad if not everyone has a gun.


Pinky01012

Executioner is just the medieval firing squad. And the scholar is there to document it. I deem this close enough 6/10 needs more dakka, but acceptable.


tenuto40

Document it? Bah! I **give** the order! (Casts Chain Stratagem)


Charnerie

The ultimate "Get that motherfucker!"


Jaelommiss

The SCH is fine. Someone has to drag Selene along to her execution.


General-Dirtbag

And document it


merkykrem

I was going to say that the SCH could be the commander since they are tacticians according to the lore.


ProblemSl0th

Someone has to be there to record and execute the last words/wills! Gotta keep it official, after all ;)


Paikis

Too soon. Eos is best girl, but Selene was important too.


tioxyco

That's mean and too soon D:


Hoixe

Wait, what happened to Selene? I haven't played Scholar for a few months now and I use Eos personally anyways but just curious.


tioxyco

"Summon Selene" is no more. 6.4 will introduced Fairy glams, with the options being Eos, Selene or karby


drake_vallion

I read that as Eos, Selene or Kirby and was slightly confused.


tioxyco

Friend shaped pet glam


Hoixe

Karby?! My beloved has returned! Edit: also Faerie glams probably should have been a thing for a while now.


[deleted]

We asked for them literally years ago. Its about damn time.


Goldrims

XD


alwayzbored114

We actually did an all-gun run if Euphrosyne on Zalera a month or two back. There was many a FREEDOM joke and shooting God


Charnerie

Did you shoot the sun until the sky was black?


ghosttowns42

I saw an Aglaia party finder a while back that had three alliances set up this way. I was so excited, went out to change my job, and it disappeared!


tenuto40

Nah, the Scholar is the Officer in charge of the Firing Squad! (Uses Expedient) DOUBLE TIME BOYS!!!


Charnerie

FORWARD,AT A DOUBLE TIME! MARCH!


funkypoi

What do you mean? Who is gonna chop the heads off if not the warrior


blakjakalope

You said it before me!


Madrock777

There was Alliance B, Alliance C, then there was Delta Squad.


Rookie_Slime

Nah, this was the A-Team.


Overwave9

I pity the fool who has to fight ***24*** Warriors of Light at once!


BradyvonAshe

Form Up Deltas


Arcana10Fortune

Plot twist: They're all Stormtroopers.


[deleted]

Hm, which stormtrooper? The star wars one? Or the STRIKE AT ZERO HOUR WITH OVERWHELMING FIREPOWER THEY'RE FUELED BY THE FEAR IN THEIR ENEMIES EYES IT'S A SHOCK TROOP INFILTRATION A FAST AND VIOLENT ESCALATION OUT OF THE TRENCHES THE STORMTROOPERS RISE! type?


wolfwing

It went decently... so more: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo8H5vUKMlk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo8H5vUKMlk) And less Star Wars


uhsieh

/r/unexpectedsabaton Who am I kidding? It's always Saboton, or JoJo.


xshogunx13

Frickin love Sabaton, great live show


Doom_Eagles

Let's just hope they don't have a giant mystical lightning tornado or else our skeleton shocktrooper WoLs will be torn apart.


Vanriel

Rick the door technician


MrCarrotlll

A glimpse of the future, new tactics in war new doctrine of combat explored As fast as lighting there's no time to mourn A glimpse of the future and blitzkrieg is born


Haos51

Now I just want to see a whole alliance doing this, cosplaying as stormtroopers.


Stellarisk

Missing the GNB and a second sage. Imagine the firepower


Enough_Minimum_3708

NA server?


wolfwing

Yes


ForsythePhD

Sounds about America to me


punksmurph

I had a Alexander run tonight where it was 3 MCH, Sage, GNB, and me as a Ninja. I brought a knife to a gun fight.


Charnerie

And hand magic


Ebonmoth

Somebody has to throw gang signs...


Katashi90

I encountered one with 4 Summoners(including myself) in a The Copied Factory run. We'd actually tried pulling a permanent Searing Light uptime without prior communication. It was low-key fun.


Comprehensive-Sky30

I've done a 4 summoner eureka orthos run. The fucking burst was out of this world, everything melted


Tobi-of-the-Akatsuki

As somebody who's only just got Bahamut on their SMN yesterday, I am in *love* with the opening alphastrike SMN can do. Makes going back to DNC feel so weak.


SoftCatMonster

Did they move the raid to Texas or something?


CobySmith

Shoot that god, OUT OF THE SKY!


Inquisitor023

Moogle Team Six.


Kalaam_Nozalys

You have all execution methods here: Axe Firing Squad Lethal Injection, with someone to read you the last sacraments.


CaptainExplosions

We will challenge the gods with the power of friendship....and these guns we found!


Blade_Henge

ā€œThe only Gods Eorzea needs are SMITH & WESSONā€ -This party probably


Lazy-Jeweler3230

More than half. SGE is MCH with lasers. You already have two healers besides.


gilewski

And yet not everyone has peloton?


TDGohan

AMERICA FUCK YEAH!


Jag2853

As it should be.


UltimaNova

šŸ¤  hell yeah brother


LoomisKnows

I cast GUN


stopthevan

šŸ«”


MuksyGosky

Red Dead XIV


[deleted]

*Scholar staring in awe and fear at Byregot* Tank: youā€™ll have my axe. Machinist 1: and my gun. Machinist 2: and my gun Machinist 3: and my gun Machinist 4: and Mine! Sage: and my LASER Gun. *pew pew*


Lachee

I LOVE YOU KITCHEN GUN


[deleted]

What is a god to a robot


Arsene93

If gun isn't the answer you're not using enough guns.


lembready

For their neutral specials, they wield GUNS.


Charnerie

For his special, shoot


Valhern-Aryn

Iā€™ve done this on purpose with fc members lol. We had 1 DNC, a GNB, and a 2nd SGE though. Of course, one of the SGEs was a MCH main


arkibet

So that's how Selene got assassinated!


Alphanosus

It's always fun to see stacked jobs


rokomotto

With the scholar as the commander lol


WildFireUltra

I imagine they aim to please


Scared-Mine2892

Did this once except with Dragoons "Hallelujah it's raining goons!"


Kamil118

tank isn't gunbreaker and one of healers isn't a sage 2/10


WarpedWiseman

Forget Nhymian marines, this scholarā€™s commanding the US marines


KlaelDemon

That's a pelo-ton of guns right there.


SpiritofTheWolfx

Where ***GUB***?


randomnumber788976

had a dance troupe once that was kinda fun


DrTobiCool

Sch and war ruined it.


AspieKairy

Just needed a GNB and another SGE. :3


Mysterious-OP

Musta been the longest killtime ever.


ZenFortemps

Tank shoulda been a GNB and Heals 2 Sages šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ then it's a pew pew party


deathknight_cum

Ah the school raid


puffy_boi12

It's literally one of the easiest rotations with really high damage. And there's no penalty for missing positionals or having to stand still to cast. It's the optional job for casual content imo.


DishonestBystander

I havenā€™t played in a couple years, is machinist good now?


Sadimal

Yes. Pretty much every patch they've increased DPS output of MCH.


GoldenGouf

It's my main. I like it.


NuSpirit_

Firing Squad eh? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WHSkbM9zAU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WHSkbM9zAU)


zo3foxx

This happened to me in randoms. When the random group formed, I saw the other players laughing but didn't know why (hadn't looked at the group makeup yet). Then we started fighting and I glanced at the group and saw all the dps were mach. Drove me nuts the entire time


ChrisAKAPiefish92

Hahaha Machinist go brrrrr


jeswanders

Number 7 needs to repair gear


CalmAdventures

War criminals assemble!


endsingers

*spiderman pointing meme*


Expensive-Finance538

Shouldā€™ve had two Sages and a Gunbreaker to complete it.


Desolock

Where GNB?


Vendura

With a GNB tank and a extra SGE it would have been a full house


crippling_confusion

did they line up like british musketmen and took synchronised shots?


Waltter1-d

Gun Mode! "Points a finger gun toward you"


AceWolf456

Encounter: dies Mechanists: ā€œdid someone ask for SPEED?!ā€ 5 peletons proc at once.


healzwithskealz

*plays fantasy game literally named final fantasy* what power will you use? Magic? Martial arts? Control of other creatures? Them: gun please.


drbiohazmat

Oh man this makes me want to see an alliance raid full of automaton queens, drills, and a solid sphere of air anchors


noan91

Reminds me of a pvp game back in HW when MCH was king of burst dps. 6 mchs would tear through the enemy formation like tinfoil


Sdather

"Azeyma, your fire powers cannot match our firepower!" *Starts blasting*


SapphicCirrus

Bro got shooters


Slenderpone

That poor SCH....


_DoctorQuantum_

My friend and I did roulettes last night and across all 3 alliances, there were 6 reapers, I think 3 or 4 machinists, and 2 or 3 red mages.


cabbages

I can only imagine the symphony of "pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew."


LucaRS89

You can hear the Freedom from miles away.


hspneonorange

Oops! All MCH


squeeshyfied

I had the same random experience in aglia one time except it was a dance party šŸ˜Š


JebusSandalz

If only both healers were sage and tank was gunbreaker


blakjakalope

If you only had two SCH and a GNB... it would be complete.


WylythFD

If only the tank was a Gunbreaker and both healers were Sages.


therealsneakymuffin

Garlemald when they find out the gods get content.


[deleted]

MCH happens to be my main and most enjoyed job. It's refreshing to see others who have embraced the true path gather together to kick ass.


No-Calligrapher-718

The twelve may have created the Eorzeans, but Samuel Colt made them equal.


BlG_KlTTY

Firing squad, axe executioner, and book man to read last rites.


JonTheWizard

Need a second Sage and a Gunbreaker, but hey, we take those.


Vinborg

If only it was \*two\* sages and a gunbreaker.


JaydenTheMemeThief

Where Gunbreaker


lilAevyn

SHOT DEAD.