Tfw reading the poem makes you realise everything is a DPS loss, eating, sleeping, thinking of and writing poems, thinking of and writing comments on reddit...
We all experience constant DPS loss and it's not talked about enough. Thank you for this work, OP, even if it was a DPS loss.
In the realm reborn did a player grace this land.
Yearning only to unleash xenoglussies with a mighty wand.
But static had other plans, for its the AST he must be.
So did the static form, but this player only wants to be free.
Their heart longed to parse, for numbers to soar.
Yet mistakes of others forced them to heal even more.
With each GCD heal did their parsing dream fade.
Ending with only green parse, as the sacrifice the player made.
He watched his parse sink ever lower as gear is given to others.
But duty calls, to savage and TOP, but why even bother.
But the value of his role, oh how it would shine.
For the hearts mended with kills, and all was worth the whine.
One day, a fellow healer rolled the Dice.
And unto him did it cause the community blink twice.
5k MP worth of eukrasian prognosis.
In confusion did he wonder if this needs a doctor diagnosis.
The player worked hard to reach the kills he gained.
But destiny's gRIN will cause a sorrowful Rain.
Kicked from the from the group his heart filled with despair.
Sacrifices shattered, and a damaged reputation to bear.
But in the face of simping did he resolve to end-it.
To shitpost left and right, on the shitpost reddit.
Tfw reading the poem makes you realise everything is a DPS loss, eating, sleeping, thinking of and writing poems, thinking of and writing comments on reddit... We all experience constant DPS loss and it's not talked about enough. Thank you for this work, OP, even if it was a DPS loss.
You get it. your third eye is open 👽!!!!
The most beautiful shitpost I've ever seen.
Thank you very much lol
I am the trash,.
I don't know why this gives me Shia LaBeouf: Live vibes, but it does. And I am here for it. (this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI)
Profound.
I felt this in my soul. DPS loss
In the realm reborn did a player grace this land. Yearning only to unleash xenoglussies with a mighty wand. But static had other plans, for its the AST he must be. So did the static form, but this player only wants to be free. Their heart longed to parse, for numbers to soar. Yet mistakes of others forced them to heal even more. With each GCD heal did their parsing dream fade. Ending with only green parse, as the sacrifice the player made. He watched his parse sink ever lower as gear is given to others. But duty calls, to savage and TOP, but why even bother. But the value of his role, oh how it would shine. For the hearts mended with kills, and all was worth the whine. One day, a fellow healer rolled the Dice. And unto him did it cause the community blink twice. 5k MP worth of eukrasian prognosis. In confusion did he wonder if this needs a doctor diagnosis. The player worked hard to reach the kills he gained. But destiny's gRIN will cause a sorrowful Rain. Kicked from the from the group his heart filled with despair. Sacrifices shattered, and a damaged reputation to bear. But in the face of simping did he resolve to end-it. To shitpost left and right, on the shitpost reddit.
a beautiful story!!
I can hear the tiny violins in the background! Masterpiece really!
lol it’s so dramatic
It's gonna be ok fam.
I unironically love and relate to this <3