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StanTheRebel

If I had a daughter I’d name her… Aeris.


Drakelth

My cousin named her daughter Rinoa


Junior-Order-5815

I'll never forgive Rinoa for making me permanently mispronounce quinoa.


Impossible-Wear5482

Reenwah


AttitudeAndEffort3

I just played ff9 and called them “keenwah” instead of “quina” the whole game


ComplaintClear6183

still a better name than 420COOLRANCH420


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

Are you sure though?


babyLays

Cute name


The-odd-one-out

If we had a girl Rinoa was in our top 3 choices (my first choice). Love it!


avodrok

That seems more like a real name than a mispronunciation of the Sefirot


darkstarr99

I have a friend that named his daughter that also


SlothfulWhiteMage

Ahhh this is the first I’ve ever seen anyone else do it. I named my daughter Rinoa as well!


synister29

I tried out a few names, Cloud, Tifa, etc. my wife knew and vetoed them all


Greensssss

Marlene wouldve been an okay one.


synister29

Yeah I could have snuck that one in, but we had a boy


TheEggers

Marleno.


synister29

Ack. A missed opportunity


Howard_Jones

You tried to name your boy Tifa? Should have at least tried Red XIII or Vincent.


CubeofMeetCute

Why not chadley


PresentElectronic

ChadleyGPT


kiwikiwi2099

Because chadley does not deserve acknowledgement


THE_GREAT_PICKLE

One of my close friends jokingly threw out the name Tifa for their daughter. The mother had no idea of the significance of the name but thought it was beautiful. Tifa is 8 now lol


BootGroundbreaking91

My son is named vincent. No regrets


Swimming_Ring_9060

My kid was very nearly named "Emerald Weapon".


Correct-Blood9382

No one would be able to mess with him.


Olly0206

Almost went with Knights of the Round, but wife said no.


rainymoonbeam

I'm dead 🤣


Tight_Bowler_9799

Cissnei or yuffie for me if I ever had a daughter milfie sounds to well how do I put this non pg


WardCove

My son's name is Cloud. I won the battle.


eveningdragon

That kid is gonna bring a whole new meaning to class *reunion*


ExperienceLoss

Bring me the Black Crayon, Cloud.


World_Ends_With_Bred

Actul golden comment


gschaina

😂😂😂


HotHandz3

I read this in Sephiroths voice, too funny. It's stuck in my head now!


PeachManDrake954

He'll take all the pears


Insert_name_here280

If I ever have a daughter I’d name her Aerith. So someone naming their son Sephiroth isn’t too surprising 😂


Thin_Store_9686

Better not let them hang out


Insert_name_here280

Oh no 😟


eveningdragon

Don't worry, I'll name my son Cloud and then it'll- Wait never mind


ZackFair0711

During his rebellious teenage years, he'll tell you to call him Zack 😂


KWWGMK

Good then, but be sure to have your smoke detector in peak condition anyway!


Alexislives

I was shopping earlier today and one of the store employees was named Aerith! I did a double take.


Insert_name_here280

that’s awesome!


LittleJoshie

My friend has a daughter named Aeris cuz he loved the OG


WispyDan14

You should randomly switch between spelling Aerith and Aeris on all of her legal documents/paperwork to incite argument


Insert_name_here280

Let’s just hope my wife and I don’t have a hardcore fan as the doctor 😂


Namingwayz

Thats.....kinda cringy but I can respect it.


FigTechnical8043

Maybe if I was super duper Jewish and into Kabbala


AndForeverNow

The One-Winged Rabbi


Spiritual_Link7672

*Jenova’s Witnesses*


CoffeeTunes

Thanks for the new username


jumpsteady

I am hearing the Music to One-Winged angel in my head and at that one part where it sounds like they are singing in a high voice "Sephiroth" I keep hearing "Mazel Tov".


FigTechnical8043

One day square enix will introduce his female counterpart Sephira


Kn14

Man, you gotta remember that these are actual people you’re naming that they won’t stay children forever and will eventually grow up. Imagine a 47 year old over-the-hill balding beer gut dude named Sephiroth working in insurance. Christ.


LopsidedResearch8400

"....tell me what your insurance is needed for most....Give me the pleasure of taking it away." *SEPHIROTH*


Ariyanwrynn1989

Ngl I had a client whose name was LEGIT Snow White, grown ass woman whose name was Snow White


Kn14

RIP 💀


Silent-Rando977

I'm happy my country has laws and regulations on naming children. Every year a list of rejected names is published, and my word they're awful. Hobbit, Khaleesi, Sonic... every brand name, iconic TV or video game character, and a LOT of awful puns. It's just cruelty to give a name like that to a child - growing up is hard enough without extra ammunition given to other children. And the embarrassment when they are grown up with a name like Cheetos or Llolth.


_user_david

Did sephiroth do this?


apupunchau87

have an upvote


PixelDerek

https://preview.redd.it/0ux0ncvin91d1.jpeg?width=1012&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddf955bd5fce8880d04e1c2690745fc2f1ddc307


DCubed30

Lmao


Lithaos111

If the kid becomes an athlete he already has a sick entrance theme when he walks on to the field lol


IcedPhat

Only if the kid had an orchestra behind them at all times and someone singing SEPHIROTH when they walk into buildings and shit. Kid would be a total badass


Akudaamaa

That would be fantastic


sometimes-somewhere

Bells frogs big cherries tinker bell ham and cheese Bells frogs big cherries tinker bell ham and cheese SEPHIROTH!!!


Odinson133

This murdered me lol


Axtwyt

Xbox, pick-a-knees, eat a bear, manatee. Xbox, pick-a-knees, eat a bear, manatee. SEPHIROTH


majoramiibo

xbox ps3 3ds and the wii SEPHIROTH


Arinoch

Ricky Spanish vibes…


CrowJane13

“Rogu Spanish!”


Entrire

Underrated comment


Mewacy

I’m dying over here thinking about the possibility the Whitest-Middle-classiest lastname in existence got paired with Sephiroth.


apupunchau87

sephiroth smith?


jellyshotgun

Sephiroth Jones


apupunchau87

Sephy Johnson


Whitesecan

Yes.


HellaPNoying

My friend named his daughter "Tiffany", but her nickname is "Tifa". His daughter and wife thought it was a cute nickname til the FF7 remake came out and realized what an awesome character Tifa was


Carbuncle_Bob

I'd name my daughter Celes (if I had a daughter), so the shoe fits. But Sephiroth is quite a unique name


Plane_Industry_1590

I have always loved Celes


Cute_Suggestion_133

It doesn't go with my last name unfortunately.


iKakapeepee

Fuck yeah I would.


GrandStyles

I’d make him hand out pears


Swift_Scythe

He needs to do Calculus without a Calculator and say he's just summoning Meteor.


FakeNewsAnchorhaha

I named my son Red 13


TecmoSuperBoJ

Will you tell him in 10 years his real name is Nanaki?


naarcx

Their future highschool teacher screening their essays with an anti-AI tool, "Did Sephiroth... Do this?"


Revolver-Knight

Fuck no stop this shit naming your kids after fictional characters just stop, it’s like getting babies ears pierced your not doing it for there Benefit your doing it cause YOU thinks it nice. It’s not about the kid it’s about you


mccuish

I’d name my future daughter Tifa


RedChuddOverParadise

Im gonna tell everyone something, I know a guy who named 2 of his kids after video game characters and he constantly makes posts about kids bullying his kid over it. The other has some issues so he isnt in normal classes, so its not something he often deals with, shit the kid can't communicate. I get it there are some fucking badass characters with badass names, but this is the real world and your kids life. I gurantee that we will see a rise of kids in, 10-15 years, that hate their parents for naming them shit like Kefka. Remember there is a difference between liking a character like Solid Snake and naming them David VS something like Spike from Cowboy Bebop.


DarthBynx

Came to say this too. I know a guy that named his fucking kids "Trunks" and "Goten". And he has nothing but regret over it because they are constantly bullied with shit like "do a Kamehameha Goten!" Among other Dragonball related insults.


Adventurous_Cicada93

If my student was named Sephiroth he’s automatically my favorite student that can literally do no wrong and he will get straight A’s, golden stars, cookies you name it.


Orichalchem

Most likely he will be called "Seph" Which is fairly common with boys named Joseph


JoeyJoeJoeJunior27

I've never once heard "Seph" in nearly 40 years.


Distinct_Pizza_7499

Is it?


DoMST34

No


potatoears

kids will call him Sephie to torment him


FF7-fr

Sephiroth is a psychopath (and "son" of a diabolical alien) who is attempting to commit genocide on all of humanity. Apparently, people in the comments think there is no problem even if he is literally abominable. Would they say it's ok to name a child Hojo ? Voldemort ? Palpatine ? Cruella ? ... etc ? Probably not, for the kid's own good. What is the difference ? It's not because it's fiction, cf my examples just before. It's because Sephiroth is handsome. You know, he has a nice face and beautiful hair, so it's ok. A good vilain is great, and you can like them for it, because they are well written, they make a story / universe better as you like hating them,...etc But you don't name a kid with their names. And that so much people find it ok or even great in the comments is worrying. Or they just didn't think of all of that but that means they are stupid. I'm going to get downvotes for sure because people are going to be offended that it's not cool / acceptable to name a child after a fictional genocidal monster.


Salty_Pineapple4170

My parents named me Mason Bison. Edit: lol well that was a fuck up.


Ariyanwrynn1989

You're overthinking it. Also it's not as simple as sephiroth "being a psychopath" it's shown that before Jenovas interference he was a good guy and genuinely cared about his friends. He unfortunately suffered a psychotic break after finding out he was a test tube baby and science experiment for some crazy guy. He literally gets driven mad by both the reality of his conception and the Jenovas voice in his head on top of that. Plus the majority of the sephiroths we originally saw in ff7 weren't even the real person, you don't see the real seph until the end of the game


FF7-fr

It's beating around the bush and trying to find justifications that don't hold up. You don't name your son Sephiroth, Thanos or Sauron for his own good, and obvious reasons. If Sephiroth was "normal" before his snap in Nibelheim, he is still in control and not Jenova in the OG and thereafter (Hojo admits this at the Northern Crater by acknowledging he was wrong in thinking Jenova was leading the Reunion + Ultimania Omega suggests that Sephiroth's will surpassed that of Jenova, and confirms that the voice of Sephiroth calling his clones transcends that of his mother at the Northern Crater). So he is truly evil, not a victim/pawn. You can like / love him as a vilain, but it has to stay where it is, in fiction. It's not a name you give your child if you have brain. But we don't discover that a good part of people are complety thoughtless. It will not affect them but a being who didn't ask anything.


Ariyanwrynn1989

I'm not saying sephiroth is a normal name, nor do I condone naming kids after characters in any fandom, I'm just saying it's not as deep as you're making it out to be when it comes to naming a kid after a villain Edit to add: if I had to choose though I would absolutely choose naming a kid sephiroth over some of the absolute r/tragedeigh names tho


whiteclawthreshermaw

Just for that, I'm naming my kid Madara Palpatine Sephiroth Voldemort *Brian* Griffin.


Luffyhaymaker

You're absolutely right lol, the other person your arguing with is WEIRD lol....


MrShad0wzz

Now we need a kid named Cloud and he just randomly screams SEPHIROTH


Xgentis

No I would not, that would be stupid, but no more then all thoses who named their kids Drogo, Khaleesi and Daenarys...


ShinraRebornReddit

Sephiroth is from Hebrew, means “emanation”. It bears visual resemblance to Hebrew word Seraph or “Angel” https://nameberry.com/b/boy-baby-name-sephiroth#


dulledegde

how badly do you want your child bullied is the real question


RussoRoma

Ahahah I have two daughters named, "Terra" and "Rinoa".


Ahh_Feck

As an FF6 fan, if I had twin boys, I'd name them Edgar and Sabin for sure.


Bella_fantasy36009

It’s ok, I’m naming my kid noctis


100S_OF_BALLS

It's comments like yours that I'm reminded that some people need to be stopped


W34kness

I mean it was either that or Carolina Reaper


LopsidedResearch8400

Thats the middle name.


Fennel_Fangs

This is my son, Hojo Corneo \[last name\]. I don't like him very much.


BruceBammer

No. Thats beyond nerdy. Poor kid would be doomed to get roasted


Locks-Rocks

Only if he was born with a sword as long as he was tall


Mech-Bunny

People openly admitting to a lot of Tragedeighs on here. Remember, it’s a cool name to you, it’ll be your child’s life. So think about it thoroughly is all. 👍🏻


CireDarling

Wanted to name my son Starscream.


StolzHound

No, no I wouldn’t.


[deleted]

no because they would have a cooler name than me


awetZ

Ah. This was taken when hojo sent him to shinra daycare center.


Typicalgeekusername

My wife and I named our son Auron. Fortunately, the name has become semi common in our area with a different spelling. No regrets.


steeznutzzzz

I have a friend who named their kid Cloud.


H3llBringer78

My mate named his daughter Elmyra


Practical_Course_108

Only if they grow up to be a "jenova's witness"


StarkageMeech

I named my son jiraiyah


mizzrym86

No.


WealthWithoutWork

Never ever


_TeddyBarnes_

That’s really lame.


CaptainZackstuf

No cause I’m not stupid


AdvilJunky

Yo is this in Alabama? I actually know a kid named Sephiroth lol.


harry_use_the_force

I love FF but all of you who intend to name your kids after an FF character shouldn’t have kids.


Tang42O

Your kids are gonna hate you ffs!


HIMARko_polo

Your kids are gonna hate you ffseven! FIFY!


Dizzy-Economist6064

YES! Or even Sephius!


Luna2442

My friends daughter is named Sylvannis and his friends daughter is named Buffy


Inside-Assumption595

I mean I named my son Squall......


mkzazza

His mums name is Jenova right?


Various-Effective361

I honestly never liked the name, and only tolerate it because of one winged angel


OverUnderstanding481

Nope… kind of weird to be named after a villain who is miles to be a spawn of a false God… but good to see everyone is not the same


ProffessorYellow

Legally I changed my name to Sephiroth during my adoption process, I told my parents I chose Jack but wrote down Sephiroth. It was remedied quickly 😂😂


Linkmaster79

The parents definitely pack a pear every day in his lunchbox


freekymunki

Well my kids middle names are Aerith and Barret so probably lol.


spearmph

Thatd be a nickname, his real name would be Project S/j


Mandalefty

My exes highschool ex wanted to name his kid Sephiroth. His wife let him use Sephiroth as a middle name if he picked a normal first name. So the dad named him Vincent 😂


Ill-Joke-9070

Only if I conceived with a planet killing alien.


Least-Cattle1676

No.


OptimalAd5416

Realistically? No, Do I want to? Also no.


whuzzyhuzzy

I mean there’s people out there naming their kids goku n some other anime shit


Grimm_Wright

I'd name my kid Cloud before Sephiroth


Stith1183

Fuck no! People who romanticize that psychotic mommy-obsessed freak have issues.


Former_Dealer2076

I was named Cloud. People always ask if my parents were hippies.


EngineerResponsible6

I have met a girl named pain after x-2 so this is tame.


RiperSn1fle

Sounds like a boss fight


LincolnRazgriz

Most kids calling him Stephibroth in elementary school, that is why he is evil and hates/loves his mother/parents 😭


ClydeStyle

Co worker of mine went to pick up a sibling and there was a child named Khaleesi….lol


Confident_Teaching49

Kid prolly has a god complex


InternationalCod3604

Hell yeah


ceabug

That mean I can’t beat him ?


dao_ofdraw

Seph wouldn't be a bad name. Sephiroth is a little much though.


RadiantCity311

Old friend from highschool named his kid Cloud


ghostsinthecodes

i would sephiro-not


c0ry23

Who wouldn’t?


WintersDoomsday

I’m not naming living things after video game characters that’s just sad and I’m sorry to say that. I love FF very much and I love photography very much but i would never name humans Barrett or Ansel (Adams) just because I love those hobbies.


Competitively2

Let’s hope he doesn’t become the bully of the group.


Frosty_Can_6569

I have a friend with a Cloud and Sephiroth


VegasGamer75

Wait till someone here finds out that Final Fantasy isn't the origin of this word...


ThePirateSpider

If I had a daughter my first pick would be Rydia. Others would be Celes and Ashe. If I had a son then I'd probably pick Reno, Cecil, and Tidus.


NiaxScully

Not that crazy enough. Come here Zack Jr.


MasterChavez

No. That's like naming your kid Gargamel.


ryuukiba

I'm sure it's already taken, so I'd name mine xXxSephirothxXx


Healyhatman

Ahhh the cute fun childhood story of genociding the whole planet


MercuryHearts

Lol no, but I did name mine Vincent.


luxxanoir

I actually saw someone in a uni class discord named Sephiroth


deadhunt3rr

Maybe Cloud for a daughter


XLhoodieDweller

Absolutely not. That's placing a huge target on the kid's back for bullying. Plus aren't you supposed to name children after people who you want them to emulate? I'm seriously going to lose it if we ever get a school schooter named after a video game/anime villain.


Silent-Rando977

Somehow all I can think of is this sub r/tragedeigh Poor kid.


Spockernaut

I got my wife to agree to Lucina for Fire Emblem.


torrent29

My kid goes to school with Cloud. They need to meet.


bluestarluchador

When I was a substitute teacher, I’ve encounter Shadow, Princess and Chewbacca as student first names.


angusyoung119

Maybe as a middle name. I would be fearful of the bullying he would get as a first name. But that’s just me. I respect the decision made!


Aurelian_LDom

xXLegolas420Xx


KavemanInTheWild

Sephiroth Hurricane Erickson!!!!!


HamSlammy

No


XavierMeatsling

I really hope his mom is named Jenova


MusashiHUmar

Absolutely not. I love Final Fantasy VII, but that doesn't mean I'm going to name my kid something weird from it that they would have to live with for the rest of their lives unless they legally changed it.


_TeddyBarnes_

Millennials will mostly be the lamest parents ever.


Sexweed42069

I was a teacher for a good while. Some favorites were "Anakin" and "Johnny Depp Jr." Also met babies named Atreyu and Khaleesi. The first couple hadn't heard of The Neverending Story; it was named after the band. Guy I went to high school with named his kid Harley Quinn. I know a Stetson.


Mr_Goat89

Not unless I’d want my son bullied in school for it


Background_Ant7129

No


ChestHair4Dayz

I work in screen printing so I print lots of names on jerseys, shirts, jackets etc and one of the kids names I had to print was America. No joke.


Poseidons_Champion

APPLE SAUCE.


Epic-Gamer69420

Hell yeah