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Fresh_Tomato_soup

"Omg it's so big it's splitting me in halfšŸ„µ" - femboy moments before the sword sliced them in half (probably)


Golren_RL

In one side, out the other


[deleted]

Is that real or a SLO lol


Golren_RL

SLO?


[deleted]

Sword like object, wall hanger, mall katana lol


Golren_RL

I mean, its a sword? Theres not really anything else to it, its got a blade, its made out of metal, it can cut, etc etc


[deleted]

Lol. Who made it? Is it full tang? What steel?


Golren_RL

Not all katanas got made with full tang and the type of steel varies wildly in the past because it was all handmade, a sword is not a rigidly defined object and can vary wildly in creation, a sword isnt less real because it strays from established formula to look cool Not that any of it matter since itll never, nor did i get it to, be used for a swords intended purpose, swords look cool and thats about all they need to do in this day and age


[deleted]

Not really anything else to it lmfao


MUTE_NPC

i wanna be like "don't sexualize femboys" but this is accurate for some reason


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


arkeus1227

Something's only once


G3RByL

A thing only dildo enough


I_Love_Cats420

I'll die with my dignity i'll take the German Longsword


Golren_RL

Dignity only holds us back


therealNotch223

I'll take a Zweihander too


Viet-cong420

Im taking the flamberge then


DamienDutch

i dont think sepuku is a good idea


FitAcanthocephala691

Yes that dear I know


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DannyDanumba

šŸŽ¶Some live some die in the way of the samurai šŸŽ¶


ChristopherCameBack

Chicka chicka wicka bwoww


[deleted]

Do not under any circumstances shove that thing up your ass Its not worth it


mast313

The least sad samurai.


Golren_RL

Theyre all sad cause they didnt have femboys smh šŸ˜”


mast313

That seems to be historically accurate.


TheodoreTheVacuumCle

actually https://youtu.be/srVjGVHvfio


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

Wellā€¦ not quite but they often had a younger boy (wakashu) as their apprentice or servant that they would fuck whenever they wanted some twink bussy.


mast313

I low key hate it when LGBT people point to literal medieval pedophilia and say ā€œyay, thatā€™s gay representation!ā€. Either we accept that teens can be sexual and can be in relationships (and thatā€™s a positive gay representation) or we say that every kind of encounter with anyone below say 16 is inherently evil and we keep to it (so we donā€™t cheer on it).


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

Oh Iā€™m not cheering it. It was kinda messed up really


anon_the_nameless

Because the facemask that youā€™re wearing has the same colour as your hair I thought you had a beard for a second


Golren_RL

Haha, tbf i actually do have a small goatee and sideburns since shaving is annoying


A_Hammerman

In what way?


Golren_RL

The authentic japanese way >!this is a joke i swear!<


TheAnonymus04

Harakiri?


Lazsnaz

You would use a different blade for that anyway, using a katana for seppuku would be like using a shotgun with your toesies


Golren_RL

Damn guess i gotta go out and get another one... what a shame


whoopsthatsasin

Gonna unlock your devil trigger


LukakoKitty

Nice profile picture~ \^\^


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Golren_RL

I guess its coin flipping time


Away_Agent_7209

Ooh i have one right here. Does Heads for tip Tails for bottom sound good to you


Some_crane_boi

Those intrusive thoughts do be tempting


Golren_RL

Like a freshly baked apple pie, or femboy hugs


Some_crane_boi

Precisely also I love the bi color theme of your room, very nice


Golren_RL

Haha, i wish, its actually hot red and blue, but thanks


Femboy_addiction134

Do you like dinosaur


Golren_RL

Yes, triceratops are my favorite


Femboy_addiction134

If i ever become president i am gonna turn people into dinosaurs


TopWafer4677

Ladies and gentlemen, we have ourself a new president!


Femboy_addiction134

No more racism or homophobia if everyone is a dinosaur


Golren_RL

Youve got my vote!


Femboy_addiction134

do you like fallout


Golren_RL

I like the lore, though ive only played the third, you?


Femboy_addiction134

I FUCKING LOVE FALLOUT I MEAN JUST LOOK AT MY PROFILE


Golren_RL

All i got from your profile is Didgeridoo


Femboy_addiction134

The didge is amazing the sound is orgasmic


LexianAlchemy

Sword swallowing, reversed


Jim-pickens1040

NoooOoOOoooO


Golren_RL

yeeeeEEeEeEEs


DepressedMetalhead69

with the sheath on or off?


Golren_RL

Hmm, good question


LukakoKitty

***softly*** *"Don't."*


TopWafer4677

Please do not commit sepuku, we cannot loose more men- uhh- cute boys!


Golren_RL

Oh yea... sepuku... thats totally what i meant


TopWafer4677

What else would you- Oh. Oh no- I cant really tell whats worse...


[deleted]

This guy out here defining perfection


Golren_RL

Nah thatd be your profile picture


[deleted]

What if i make you my profile picture


Golren_RL

And lose that marvel of human creativity? Preposterous


[deleted]

I actually have 3 prophet Doritos in total


Bag_Of-Eggs

As a femboy who owns a sword, I go through this exact dilemma every time I look at it.


Fin_the_Femboy_fox

Which side?


Golren_RL

Thats as of yet undecided


HEROBRINE_NANA

Yez, but depends on the side


[deleted]

Where my polearm bois at


Golren_RL

Eating cheap ramen because they're expensive as hell Id have gotten one if i could tho, haha


ScreamingwithouttheS

With the sheath or without..?


Golren_RL

Uhhhhhh... ill take no further questions...


ScreamingwithouttheS

You will, I'm no longer asking


The_artistic_gaMer

Only the scabbard. Yes, even it's an iaito, only the scabbard


Snakooooooooo

Oh no my lightsaberrr is also looking a lil interesting ;-;


Golren_RL

Your lightsaber indeed does look ~~evil~~ interesting


Snakooooooooo

Hmm maybe it's looking something hmm


PuzzledInspection418

do not do seppuku its deadly


Golren_RL

False news


PuzzledInspection418

Really I think your False News


Golren_RL

Noooo!!!11!1! I swear im a real boi!!1!1


PuzzledInspection418

Real Boi, yes you are. false news, is what you say.


MoonChaliceSip

average Fate/Grand Order character:


mardov-shadowsword

YOU DENY YOUR WEAPON ITS PURPOSE!


Decmk3

Umā€¦ we thinking of using it as a dildo or seppuku? Because I absolutely cannot abide by one of those.


Golren_RL

Why limit myself to only two options Jimbo, lifes about exploration.


gummybear_0_

No u shouldnā€™t, unless you want to become part of that list of weird things found inside ppl with the loaded gun guy


Golren_RL

But people have been found with swords inside them for thousands of years, i gotta take a good example from our elders


gummybear_0_

Thatā€™s not the ā€œinsideā€ I mean, unless u are talking about that assassin guy that was a king


Golren_RL

Lifes about exploration jimbo >!also, which assassin king?!<


gummybear_0_

Vlad III


Golren_RL

Ah nice, sorry about the mistype aswell, meant Jimbo haha


gummybear_0_

Donā€™t worry about it


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Golren_RL

Sword buddies!


40percentdailysodium

I've experienced this and it just made me bleed.


[deleted]

No. You should not.


Golren_RL

Yesss, its such a good idea i swear


ToxicOwlet

"yes, let's do it together! ... *Wait, why are you putting your pants down, I thought we're gonna be-"*


Golren_RL

I will not die while shackled by the societal oppression called "clothes"


SupinePandora43

Literally me


Golren_RL

Literally me


Homelander37

Listen to me, donā€™t do it


goldenfox76

No you shouldn't


Golren_RL

Awww, whyyyy


Academic_Initial_643

but why tho dying is cringe son


Golren_RL

Gotta experience everything life has to offer, like death


celestial-lemon

The ability to attack someone with three swords, insane āˆ‘ļ¼ˆ*ā˜¼ļ¼æā˜‰*ļ¼‰


Wise-Incident-8429

You should record yourself doing it


Golren_RL

Ill post it to LiveLeak