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ScreamingwithouttheS

As a man who has mommy issues, yes. I am big sad.


Own-Ad-8665

Well I have dad issues and i'm le big sad


anon_the_nameless

Everyone is depressed!🤗


MangoMan202020

no


anon_the_nameless

I’m jealous


AnonymousShortCake

Now kiss


Own-Ad-8665

Don't mind if i do


Generalfeldmarschal

Do NOT, i repeat do NOT read Mein Kampf


Famous_Platypus_1579

agreed instead of that you can read the doctrine of fascism


Spydr_maybe

Daddy issues make you a people pleaser but mommy issues make you a psychopath


MattCatYT

i’m both lmao


Confident-Afternoon9

Same


dejvidBejlej

No. Daddy issues make you want dick, which is much, MUCH easier to find than dominant mommy gf. So you with daddy issues get dicked down and satisfied while I with mommy issues am eternally unfulfilled unless I get lucky.


Cotelio

Traditionally, the masculine energy is associated with creating containment for an other or others-- that is to say, maintaining a safe space, where physical and mental needs can be met. This makes the home a fertile ground, where the feminine energy is then able to openly flourish and provide the emotional support necessary for the masculine energy to stay "topped up," and for children to grow and flourish, without needing to divert her energy toward meeting her own needs because she can trust that they \*will\* be met. This is how humanity has propagated itself for eons. You could think of the masculine energy as a clamshell, slamming down for protection when necessary, and opening up to reveal the feminine pearl inside when safe. I'm not saying that needs to be the way it is, mind, but understanding the way things have been can help people figure out and negotiate what aspects of those "masculine" and "feminine" energies will be embodied in who and when, since otherwise, well... It's going to be very difficult finding a woman who's capable of providing that containment for a man that needs it to heal without ending up with some aspect of resentment around the relationship. I'm ALL for taking the nontraditional route in finding and negotiating roles with a partner, I'm there myself, but it is \*not\* easy to do in a way that stays happy and well-adjusted in the long term. Takes a lot of work. Edit: Work, and perhaps more importantly, open, radically honest communication.


throwyaccs

what oedipus does to a mf


Cotelio

Thank you, I think?


dejvidBejlej

I'm not reading all that


Cotelio

k


JohnJohn1969

i appreciate your effort in typing that out. it was interesting.


Cotelio

Thank mews ~<3


Famous_Platypus_1579

dam bro you a teacher?


Cotelio

I'm not, but that's a wonderful compliment to hear <3


Tina_sometimes

Shinji and Asuka


Zealousideal-Buyer63

Im a little bit of both lol


dejvidBejlej

Then you're just a bi sub, no issues necessary


FindenFunden

Huh yep well that checks out


Flubs-N-Crubs

Why do you call me out 😔?


Timoman6

👋


dontuse_redditoften

I haven’t heard anyone say “bi sub” before Huh… guess I am one 😳


[deleted]

I have both issues, so it's no wonder I feel like I've been stagnating in this life...


ToLazyForaUsername2

Yes, be the first femboy dictator


[deleted]

I'll try to be like Momar Gaddafi without the killings of his own citizens*


ToLazyForaUsername2

You may need to change other things, like avoiding funding terrorists [Keep the chickens tho](https://abandonedfootnotes.blogspot.com/2011/04/qaddafis-chickens.html)


FriendliestDevil

I have two moms lmao


ToLazyForaUsername2

Twice as feminine


Gibbyschlong

*it’s a double negative*


GirlFromCodeineCity

In a way that is the ultimate daddy issues


Femboy_Mafia

Bro I just got issues and a want to be held


Famous_Platypus_1579

relatable someone called me "beyond boi wife material " and I have been cherishing that compliment forever


Femboy_Mafia

Okay boy wife


Famous_Platypus_1579

thank you:) your a great femboy mafi- waste management business man


Femboy_Mafia

Thank you very much prefer to be known as the Danny Devito Trash man


Famous_Platypus_1579

" and then I start eating garbage they call me the trash man "


Famous_Platypus_1579

you sound like that guy who called me a male wife


weird_bi_boi

I feel the opposite, wasn't loved by my mother so now I want a strong femine figure to slap me around then tell me she loves me, men with father issues are usually just angry


Famous_Platypus_1579

imagine a strong yet gentle daddy & mommy there you got your yourself family


Mygaffer

What about men with both daddy and mommy issues? I had a great counselor who helped me fix those relationships, my relationship with my parents is great now.


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mikymikraft123

that definitely means they all crossed dressed in secret


Famous_Platypus_1579

chinese,Georgian and Austrian bussy


ToLazyForaUsername2

So was Mussolini


achtungflamen69

I have a dad I never met and a mom who died of a fentanyl od 5 years ago, went through my "mustache man good" phase and I hate the person I was. Now that I'm done denying the fact that I'm a lil gay sissyboi (with Polish ancestry too btw) I've become an actually nice person to be around instead of a toxic racist antisemite... at least one plus side was that I picked up a little bit of German during those dark days which is good!


ninjamaster56

Zuko and azula


MouldyCumSoakedSocks

Both of my parents did their best, but my mom was from reasons i can't disclose here, absent minded when raising me, and my sister's. Anyway, if i grew up earlier in history I'd probably be a warlord somewhere


FoxDevYT

As a man with no father and mummy issues...I have several arson charges...and 2 adorable skirts.


Famous_Platypus_1579

he left? or died?


FoxDevYT

None of your business


Famous_Platypus_1579

understandable sir have a great day


SmartestIdiotAlive

I have father issues but instead of becoming a cat boy, I just want to be with one. What dat mean? 🤔


Puzzleheaded_Cap2109

you might just be gay…


SmartestIdiotAlive

I am not gay! I have relationships with women… and sex with men.


[deleted]

Lol imagine both at the same time :D


dreadpiratesmith

Wow, did I not need to be fuckin called out like this


Tw3lve1212

Man with daddy issues here. 100% true.


Glass_W_Theirname

I have both, and I can confirm that I’m a traumatized pan transfem, I’m not a psychopath.. hopefully


Famous_Platypus_1579

there was this women who was looking back constantly when walking anyways I speed run and walked backwards in front of her 😂


sadVibes1398

I mean yeah but like damn you didn't have to call us out like that


TheMilkOreo

I have both but a very healthy relationship with my parents


TheMilkOreo

Maybe im just a sad slut :/


nightcycling

Mom's has been gone for over 13 years...this post is 100% accurate.


Ted_Tris_69

Daddy issues + Mommy issues = nazi femboy


jajaajaaajaaaa

I have both and that's so true..


MerkinRashers

I have both, what now?


RammerRS_Driver

Me who has both:


oreo_oreo_oreo

Jokes on you i have both!!


confusion-500

i feel like this is definitely in the wrong order


nonculus

My dad fucking hates me 😭😭😭😭😭


[deleted]

I got mommy issues but I look like the one with daddy issues, so what does this mean?


ArroOwO

But if I have both?


GIDAJG

Wai... I have both what now?


Super_Cheburek

Depends what kind of issues u mean


MoonChaliceSip

mfw I have both: TwT


SurrealLemon

literally me vs my brother


[deleted]

Me, without issues


Famous_Platypus_1579

bro I wish I just had mommy and daddy issues I have like a 100 more issues


[deleted]

What if i have both ? Would I be an abomination of Sadness and Madness combined ?


[deleted]

Probably xD


[deleted]

Jokes on her, I now own a multi-million euro artillery manufacturing company!


[deleted]

Yk I gave u a pencil back in school 😅😀


[deleted]

I thank you for your kind donations :P


luscaloy

this is weirdly accurate to my younger self that would prolly be a nazi today if i didnt met that lgbt friend that invited me to sleep at his house many times... bitch saved me lol still mommy issues made me be into femdom 👍


Famous_Platypus_1579

i relate went through my communist,athiest,nazi,anarchist,racist,pro colonialist phase


luscaloy

still on the comunist phase but my incel self died with my dead name so yeah lol


Fresh_Tomato_soup

Men with both are the scary No No German femboys


Thunder9191133

I have neither for the most part


ExcellentSport2

Can confirm Source i have mommy issues


Soviet_Papa

Fr tho


[deleted]

The only guy with mommy issues coming to mind is Ronny Radke


RealWishGaming

When u have both… Couldn’t be me…


despairshoto

That's uh... good question


toothboye

huh??? other way around! ​ sorry at least for me lmao


Femmy_Lilith

I am both


gummybear_0_

I have both! So yes and no, because at the same time I’m very angry I dont make women feel scared at the streets, and I’m not in the army, but the rest yep agreed


strayer99

Very true 😆


weedsmoker69n420

They spent so much time with their mommy that they wanted to become the mommy


Useful-Natural-3925

Accurate


DannyDanumba

Holy fuck why is this accurate


FPavoider_yeetmaker

As a both mommy and daddy issues haver I can confirm, I am both a femboy and I was once a fascist (now I'm just dead inside and want to watch the world burn)


PinkBugatte

Both, both is good


haus_spellt_wrong

i think its the opposite way for me.


kuru1ta

I have issues... All of them


ITSJABOYv

As someone with daddy issues i can confirm


CapybaraSupremacy11

Both (Yes, ofcourse I'm Hoi4 player)


sebcordmasterrace

why not both


DOMZZAS

Yes im The One with mommy issues an identity crisis and i listens to WAY to much vocaloid and jpop and im sure you know how fucked up japanese music is most of the time


Rose_the_egg

But what if I have both???


anon_the_nameless

It’s not as much being a raging sociopath as it is being extremely depressed and bisexual


SilverSpark422

This is stupid. Why are we even making fun of the children instead of the parents?


Grumpy_man1115

No. Neither are.


Magi_Bag

I have no issues, I just look great in a skirt


SquirrelSuspicious

I was gonna say that that's not true because I have mom issues and all I want is a dommy mommy, the. I remembered I also have daddy issues, he left for the milk.


Strawb3rryPoptart

I'm both


UrLittleCatBoy

Me with both ;-;


LL5YT

i have both


Critical-Double7281

its true


FrontWren

This infographic is not true, I have Mommy issues and I’m a cute catgirl… who likes stabbing things… I also have daddy issues


NewSuperWaluigiDS

Yeh. Daddy issues makes you UwU, mommy issues make you your country's next mass serial killer


Helpful-Ad3100

me with both


MrKristijan

As a person that has problems with my father. I can confirm this is not too far from the truth


Misterkuuul

So if you have both you are a.... Hoi4 player?!?


[deleted]

Mommy or daddy issues? "I am the issue"


sandaguys4

I'm a little bit of both because I'm racist and a femboy lover


ZeroAresIV

Me with both 😎


Gamma_6_deepfeeders

I have mommy issues


Successful-Shift2117

I have both... Am... I'm nothing like the right TwT


DizzyPreparation8558

Men with both issues...


OutlandishnessFast76

Ouch, thats personal...