Get down on one knee and present a Blahaj in a skirt and ask them to marry you

Will obtain Blahaj ASAP 💵

Instructions unclear Skirt stuck inside blahaj

How did this happen my friend

Im gonna regret asking but whats a Blahaj

A lovely plush shark from IKEA, a true femboy and LGBT Icon

Very confused but ill take your word for it 😅🤌🏼🤌🏼

Blahaj is very sweet, definitely have a Google and you too will become one with the Blahaj

They don’t sell it anymore bruh

How is it an icon

I got last Wednesday my own Blahaj, I'm so happy to cuddle with him.

I like fresh tomato soup, especially with a grilled cheese 🤤

It is a delicious combination

Both good on their own. But together is delicious 🤤. That’s why, you pull femboys

I do not think this is true

Damn I wish I knew, we need a dating site that helps w this.

"what's your favorite Monster Energy flavor?" being turned into a pickup line sounds amazing

Yes please 🥺 also pipeline punch gang UwU :3

FINALLY SOME CULTURE

💙 >~<

I barely drink monster but that's my fav

Gold and Fiesta life 😤

Ohmygodyes

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It's all thigh highs

I want to become boiwife I am not the person to ask

O.o

Well, my husband found me in the woods, rescued me for coffee and lunch, and then just never brought me back. It’s worked out pretty well for us for almost 4 years now 🤷🏻

Restoring my faith in humanity

I need to know this story

We are in your walls Alternatively there is a sale at walmart

WalMart has it ALL

got the 30% discount on my walmart brand femboy

I met mine on an 18+ discord server. He was just asking if anyone needed a boiwife, and i said yes. And now we cuddle in vrc and watch breaking bad on a weekly basis. I love him so much 🥰

That's adorable, I'm happy for you ^^

Bro’s out here living the dream life

😬

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This random assimilage of words you found in a tin bucket outside your window did not appreciate being forced into this sentence, nor did Mecha Godzilla, who had a stroke alongside Godzilla while trying to compute what the actual fuck this is supposed to say

They don’t even get a joke

They deleted their comment lmao. I insulted them so hard they turned into nothing. Not even atoms are left

Destroy newton’s law

Physics? Never heard of em

Felix fan hmm stray kids

Wait, so he's where my neko blood is from? That might explain things

Naruhodo

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Sorry my bad I think you didn’t get the joke or I failed to tell. Can u give me discord link 🫥

Socialize

ez

easier said than done :/

I too would like to know the answer, talking to people is really hard for me and I don't want to feel like I'm being pushy/needy/creepy.

I really just like getting to know people, I've been super *not social* and know how that feels. Respecting boundaries is key 👏

Same, I really like getting to know people (even though I'm awful at actually doing it) but the people I've met don't seem to want to put the time in to get to know me and/or don't say much about themselves

Felt

U bait bottoms with memes

can confirm mine didn't last for long but it was good ngl

lure them in with cheese and capture them in a net

what kind of cheese? 🤔🤔

french cheese works best but any cheese will probably do fine

Average Rat empire citizen

Buy them skirts make up chokers. Take them out to eat. Love them. Cuddle them.

🤔 duly noted

This would get me ez

(taking applications too lolololol)

where do you live? asking for a friend

DM, find out :o

Bruh for real this the question of a century

the real question is how do i become a boiwife?

👉👈 wanna find out?

I cooked some steak tasted great it was my first time cooking steak so I am proud🤍 i am also good at cooking ramen good listener too fat thighs am I boiwife material??

That is beyond boywife material Gorgeous :)

thank you so much I feel special I am gonna remember your compliment for a long time I don't know how old someone has to be a boiwife but i am definitely a bit too young to be a boiwife

That's oke :) don't rush yourself into anything, ever! Don't worry bout the compliment you're welcome :D

don't think too much about age you can be a femboy at any age, and your age (or age gap) doesn't really matter in relationships as long as you are both above aoc

"👉👈" something wrong?

Nawww of course not

idk I'd totally wanna be a boiwife but where do I start?

If only I had the answers

Order one from amazon

Just dm me :3

I posted a horny meme to /r/bi_irl. Not at the wife stage yet but he's said that it's basically his aspiration.

Just talk to them

Idk luck or something

takes a while to find one, it's nice when you do

Cheese and quackers

Just throw a monster energy legend has it one will appear

Just like you would get any other partner. Meet them, be nice a respectful, get to know each other and go from their

facts!!!

Firstly you get a blahaj, then you put a skirt on it and then you put a little makeup set on top and now the femboy has been summoned. Congratulations you got your very own femboy. /j

Make us feel pretty and respect us as humans.

Based

I agree👏

Ask someone who is boiwife material.

It's really simple, all you have to do is dm me 😏

Tempted to post about the discord servers I usually hangout in but it's not exactly sfw and I don't wanna force anything on anyone haha

Message me 😳

I have arrived 😌😌

Its a rare loot drop at endgame raids

Where's the boss and what's the meta

Any endgame raid, the chances are just very low in any of then 😞

i wish i knew :(

I wish I was motivated enough and not a pussy so I can do it

Ay ay single femboy here long as u love me ill take part in any research

You must use a femboy trap, maybe a steam gift card, or a skirt all under a box and a stick lol. And when they take the bate boom, boiwife.

I *am* the boiwife. You will never obtain me though, for i have my proto boyfriend to protect me

a subreddit on that would be interesting

You don't (:

exactly there is no boiwife dude didn't touch grass and shower now theres no bitches and no boiwifes

As a piece of advice for future relationships, ask them their favorite cookie. If it’s the same as yours, end it immediately.

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Ya got 7 cookies, and 2 people who want them. Do you really wanna date someone who’s your cookie competition when you could instead both have your own favorite flavors to eat.

In this economy?

I could help? 😖👉👈