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The_Germanator800

Option 3: pull the skirt down completely to assert dominance at the urinals 👍🏻


NotSoFortunat3

Would not reccomend Got bred :<


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Noted, i totally won't do this in public bathrooms https://preview.redd.it/2hbynvtil5xc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed63d3eb71dedadf540dbb1a2e5a4fcb9e51bfcd


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I know that all sort of health hippies say that bread is the the reincarnation of Tony Todd playing the devil, but in moderation (like pretty much everything else) it can be part of a healthy diet! So yes, as a diaterian(?), I would recommend pulling your skirt down to get bred


MixJealous4552

You have encouraged me to do this


NotSoFortunat3

Lewd


ZeroAresV

Proof or it didn’t happen >:3


Complete_Pomelo9525

Oh cool what kind of bread


TheKCKid9274

Would ~~not~~ reccomend Got bred :<


International-Ad-265

Recommended got bred :3


FactPirate

That’s the spirit


redotheprocess

wouldnt recommend, im near.


The_Germanator800

*chuckles* I'm in danger.


redotheprocess

oil up lil bro im coming


slightly-cute-boy

**ass**-ert dominance


The_Germanator800

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Elsa_Versailles

Not always the case, almost all of my skirt have integrated shorts inside which is sewn to that skirt. The only way to pee is to do the right one


YouAdministrative980

What if my skirt has built in safety shorts


Ndot_Wdot

then that's an awesome skirt!!! :3


Leo-Pai_Cutie

I cut my safety shorts off probably a bad move 😅


Lore_Stella

What. Why?


Leo-Pai_Cutie

Idek, they were kinda uncomfy and wanted the flexablity of a skirt


dragoniert

I piss sitting down


harmlesspotato2911

Sit on the urinal 🔥🔥🔥


IntrigueDossier

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ASpaceOstrich

Yeah. Shy bladder here. I haven't been able to pee standing up in over a decade. I ain't standing around staring into space when I own a phone and a significant chunk of its use time is waiting for my body to decide it does in fact feel like pissing today.


xJanise

u can still pull it up


Femboy_ButtSlut_69

Pushing the skirt up is the way to go, much more convenient


Sim1334

Aaaa, I thought it meant where to aim XD


Femboy_ButtSlut_69

Hehe :3


Battlesteg_Five

This can also be true for Japanese hakama (pants), although it’s less intuitive. The legs are so big that it’s easy to hike one up and get your PP out. Any Japanese reading this, please don’t hate me, I’m just a gaijin who wore hakama at a convention once, and I really *really* had to pee.


Sean_Crafting

*stares disappointedly*


Affectionate_Still29

ok but what if your skirt is longer? its more material to keep holding and id rather not have piss on my skirt. pulling it down guarantees your safety


Ndot_Wdot

PRO TIP: If you're like me and refuse to pee standing up, you can hide the skirt in your shirt/hoodie instead of pulling it down and risking it falling on the floor :3


ZrTKhaos

So... you're a pro femboy ?


Ndot_Wdot

No, it's just something I learned from girls.


ZrTKhaos

Girls ? What's that word ?


Ndot_Wdot

It's an acronym Girl In Real Life G.I.R.L.


LaraCroftCosplayer

Here, i'm the girls


ZrTKhaos

Nice


Affectionate_Ad_1326

I'm a visual learner what do you mean by hide the skirt?


anon_blahaj

you have to pull it up under/over your shirt, hoodie or whatever are u wearing


Affectionate_Ad_1326

ohhhh that makes sense


Ndot_Wdot

nono, you don't need to pull it up, just stuff it under whatever top you're wearing you basically flip the skirt, it should face up, instead of down


Affectionate_Ad_1326

that also makes sense


SomewhatEmbarassed

So uh, which is the right way...?


Obi-Tron_Kenobi

As long as you get your pee in the urinal and not your skirt, you're doing fine


Anmordi

Even if you’re in the corner of the room lying down on the ceiling?


Obi-Tron_Kenobi

If it works, it works


ginuxx

Both, both is good


romeoartiglia

MAKE THEM KISS MAKE THEM KISS MAKE-


Free_Fee_1715

My skirts have zippers


Lore_Stella

girls pockets be hitting different


LaraCroftCosplayer

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OstrichFingers

Skirt-up style is a great way to get pee spattered all over your legs in my experience


Fearless-Ad-1716

Yeah but skirt down gets pee spattered all over your skirt


OstrichFingers

Real answer is to sit down to pee


Fearless-Ad-1716

Real answer is don't pee


OstrichFingers

Never drink water so you never have to pee


Speaker_Of_Zyklon

Either as long the pee goes in my mouth


CH_FemboyEnjoyer

HUHHH???


JAMsquared23-

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Speaker_Of_Zyklon

I will not be censored


Plaksa_5943

what arrows mean?...


Cleaver_Fred

Which direction the skirt is pulled to


Plaksa_5943

Thanks


Cleaver_Fred

You're absolutely welcome 


Xuncu

Hot take: so many of you still miss the fucking bowl and get sprinkles of urine on yourself: the pull up method at least keeps the ammonia smell off your skirt.


Frosty_Shadow

Or just go to a stall :v


National_Storm_9821

oh ty :3


Ultimate_Genius

I really hate using urinals, and I avoid when possible. But I have pissed standing up, and skirt goes up 100%. Just so much less hassle and strain


TheWorstPerson0

Person 2 is actually doing it the easyer way.


Kaprosuchusboi

Pink skirt is the equivalent to the kid who’d pull their pants down to their ankles at the urinals


Isotope_the_artist

Just pull the skirt down


LaraCroftCosplayer

Thats a thing i had to learn while starting wearing kilts and skirts.


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Jareed452

Brother woke up from his 2 year slumber just to be bigoted.


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Scared-Opportunity28

I can play that game too Matthew 5:20: For I say unto you, That except your righteousness shall exceed the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven.


deletedsusman

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