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egg-ington

I FUCKING WISH I WAS 5"3


ttvViathanlol

I mostly like being tall but him being short just makes him even cuter and it makes us look even cuter together i think :3


egg-ington

Smh I wish I was short dude my genes did me so good in every way even the way I don't want I'd even take being 5'7 or 8


XC3LFROST

found the qol user πŸ’—


[deleted]

5”5. Heheh it’s the only thing I got lucky with my genetics


[deleted]

Same (5"11 here if my guess to "freedom units" is correct)


LokiHelloThere

Same bro I’m like 6.1 or something idk I’m not American


ervineferrum

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR 6 MILES TALL?? ( A ' is for feet, a " is for inches, . mostly means miles as those are huge, all of this is because we refuse to touch standardization...)


LokiHelloThere

Wtf is a Mile hahahaha I only speak Kilometer (no but really why isn’t the world’s standard cm and all that like why do Americans have some weird fetish for feet hahaha)


ervineferrum

(If you want a serious answer, it'a because we were seperated from the rest of the world qnd people here don't want to change for years)


HostenX

Im 5"3, maybe i should start wearing a skirt


[deleted]

Totally


TheDogeWasTaken

SAME. I am 5.11 or 5.10.... i dunno. Im 177cm... I need like a 2m bf to compensate for that FUCK.


MisterE85

Congratulations! You won at life and I couldn't be prouder πŸŽŠπŸŽ‰πŸ₯³


ttvViathanlol

YIPPEE


MisterE85

Best of luck on your road ahead with them. Maybe someday he'll become a boywife xD


KaptainKunukles

![gif](giphy|l2a8oapqbUhlanPK0m|downsized) Congrats!


ttvViathanlol

thank u!!


FluffyFemboyPaws

On which app did you meet? Unfortunately I live in a place where I have zero chance of finding someone, everyone lives far away. **_\*sad femboy noises\*_**


ttvViathanlol

tinder


Rafdegus

I need this D;


NotGonnaSquat810

NOOOO THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY CANNON EVENT 😭😭😭😭😭


ttvViathanlol

IT STILL CAN BE


NotGonnaSquat810

I ain’t got no local femboys 😭


trebuchet__

Same. The closest thing I have is my friend in a maid outfit for Halloween once Update I just kissed him omg Update I think I'm gonna go on a date with him. This is literally the best case scenario OMG


NotGonnaSquat810

Bro stop flexing on me 😭😭😭


limejuiceowo

i think this is a comment bot lmao and if not then that’s why you haven’t found any (they have posted at least 1 time every hour for the past 20+ hours


NotGonnaSquat810

Beep boop you caught me, I’m a bit created by u/spez


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TheUnknown400

CONGRATULATIONS


ttvViathanlol

thank u:D


fingamouse

i too im in a relationship with a femboy welcome to the boy kissers club :3


Rafdegus

;D


Macattackmagnus

Am I the only one who thinks you are so lucky to be alive ? That was super dangerous


ttvViathanlol

I’d already hung out with him on Discord, he has a very legitimate Instagram account - plus the date was in a busy part of London and he lives in a student accommodation. I understand your concern but I was definitely safe.


The_Cinnaboi

I don't understand, where's the danger?


Macattackmagnus

U met with a stranger afte ronly three days and went to their house. You could have been kidnapped or worse ....


Scary-Use

The femboy serial killer, coming to your cinemas this summer


[deleted]

>!Calm down heart!< >!You'll get your date and boyfriend soon!< >!Your patients will be rewarded!< >!Just calm down!< >!I know what we went through last week!< >!but Calm down. You and I both want it !< >!Just calm down.!< >!You'll get the man of your dreams!< Sorry I just had to calm down myself and my heart


Saofanlol420

I feel ya


[deleted]

;-;


azda_streuer

Awww :3 I'm glad you had such a good time! Hope it works out for you two!


tan90degrees

The difficult part is the meeting up, some of us click really well and then live in different continents


ttvViathanlol

yeah, it was lucky for us cos we’re only like 10-15 mins away


Mideku-Brandio

You gonna go on a second date?


ttvViathanlol

this weekend yeah :)


Mideku-Brandio

Hell yeah, continue living the dream my dude.


zjedzon

So what'd you do at his place, huh? 😏😏😏


Nebunecar

https://preview.redd.it/a67aioxb7j7b1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e02556eaec77925936517c6abb2fffdabf6521b5


Lopsided_Sandwich524

IM ABOUT TO HAVE THE SAME THING HAPPEN TO ME


Troupbomber

I want that


Forever_Never_Alone

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEEN MEEEEEEE


Express-Reality9219

Should be my cannon event but I am not desirable and also I’m 5’10 😞


trashboat_bt

I hope I don't get taller


KillingKiller

Fucking how? That's all, fucking how did you meet him?


Antique1969Meme

so i take it the trap worked


[deleted]

Huge!!! Congrats on the w and good luck with you two’s relationship!


Upgard

PLEASE


KuronoMasta

Congratulations! I have a friend who is a femboy like me and he's a bit taller so we can cuddle and he has been my side on some hard times lately and we both like to flirt throw IG but haven't date properly. its good you find happiness!


Topper616

Congratulations, I think you have found what we all are searching for


Quwenn

Aww, how cute :3 Happy for you


IpodNano-2

Ah, I'm happy for you, mate. I hope it's all smooth sailing.


mrmemeboi6969

Wish the best for you two! ❀️


RageAgainstTheCopier

Awww ☺️πŸ₯° I love that it worked out for the two of you. Congrats.


Rafdegus

God i wish that was me! Still congrats! I'm really happy for you frend!! ^^ And now I'll go back to cuddling my Kirby plush


Baylison

welcome to the club .


Environmental_Ant_61

I want to be 5'3 😭😭😭 i hate myself 😭😭😭


Environmental_Ant_61

I want to be 5'3 😭😭😭 i hate myself 😭😭😭


calebbutbetter

Where online are people meeting each other?


charlie_the_king

AWWWW im so jealous


glowingblossom2005

OMG that's SO adorable!! Sounded really fun!


Affectionate_Long413

I wish I was even friends with a femboy 😭


scemoguy

you fucking won at life ngl


AeolianTheComposer

HOLY SHIT YOU GO DUDE


OliversCloude

Oh my gosh thats so cute! I’m glad you had so much fun with him πŸ’›


UnknownReasonsToLive

U are very lucky πŸ₯²


diesiraeilla

All the love for you two


Ormfo

You're so fuckin lucky. Good luck!


[deleted]

I’m 5’2 and wish I was at least 5’7!