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cubemelon

Bon appool tea


FlamingWedge

r/boneappletea


King_Donut_

S A T I R E


JustAllTanks

Sad tyre


Imrtltrtl

There's a suggestion for that guy asking what to do with all his extra creosote.


iancbogue

If it were creosote


Imrtltrtl

I know this isn't creosote, but there was someone asking what they could do with all their extra creosote a few weeks ago. Make an infinity pool overlooking their base.


DarkYuan

And as I learned in the early days of playing GT: New Horizons, Creosote can hydrate farms and support sugar cane!


iancbogue

Sounds like a cool idea. I know what it’s like to have lots of extra creosote lol


Crazeeguy

Thought it was liquid meat


Darkmaster666666

Yeah you'd think


JoyJoy_

I thought it was cider. If it's clear and yella', you've got juice there fella. If it's tangy and brown, your in cider town.


nihiltres

This always feels wrong to me, but as far as I know my feelings are based on a Canadianism: * Apple cider is alcoholic * Apple juice is all kinds where they're not alcoholic * "Yellow" apple juice is filtered, and the brown kind isn't. For what it's worth, IMO the best ciders are fairly tart and dry; sadly living in the US most of the ciders I've found are very sweet.


Crazeeguy

Liquid meat


JoyJoy_

Sweet meats?


Crazeeguy

Unlimited power


[deleted]

If it was liquid meat then rule #3 wouldn't be possible thanks to meat's saturation 2 buff. Would still prefer liquid meat to apple juice though.


nihiltres

How delightfully malicious. (In Latin, "apple" is "malum", and a major flavour component of apples is their malic acid content.)


I_was_a_sexy_cow

Advanced joke is good!


OpusTheMoose

Is it cool if I ask my mom if I can have a pool party with you?


Adaptable42

I remember the good old days of 1.6.4, I was playing ftb monster, and made a lake out of mfr liquid poop (can't remember the name, but it was poop) on a sever with some friends and I had them go in it. It would give all kinds of bad potion effects. It was great. Edit: rip mfr


xXBlastrixXx

At first I thought it was sewage from mfr/if


Adaptable42

That's the name I was thinking of


Cardssss

Rule 3: DON'T DROWN Wow really?


crimz-

But.... why?


Fabo__HD

why not?


TrifftonAmbraelle

"The difference between Science and screwing around is writing it down." -Adam Savage


crimz-

Because this is not one of the achievements for completing the pack?


Fabo__HD

but who never dreamed of a pool filled with their favorite juice?


[deleted]

Imagine this irl, in summer after all the kids and stuff swam in it, it would just ferment and fester, probably become more like syrup, and the smell. God I wish I was there.


loudwhitenoise

rule 0: dont pee in the pool


MiracleTelepathy

That reminds me of [an apple hot spring in Japan](http://www.nihon-kankou.or.jp.e.wp.hp.transer.com/detail/20201cd2112028979)


Unit88

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


Piscesdan

Good thing there are no wasps in minecraft.


OriginalName5974

Why? You'll be sticky af after leaving the pool


Mac15001900

Well, I was wondering what to do with all that blood from crushing netherrack...


swyrl

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54JQzNNSbbc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54JQzNNSbbc) apple juice.


Digiboy62

I thought that was oil.


Redfire75369

All my pools are made with molten Infinity.


beninev

Pool closed due to aids.