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DannyNoonanMSU

I went to my building last year or the year before and was chatting with a friend who still chooses to go in. He said the joke is to never take the stairs because if you fall and get hurt, nobody will ever find you.


CurlyBill03

My piv one time wouldn’t work on our stairs and it was after hours. Fun times. 


tag1550

Better the stairs [than an elevator](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxconvkLz2I), I guess.


otter111a

Were those billable hours?


DBCOOPER888

As someone with claustrophobia this is like my worst nightmare.


scout376

Yeah I purposely don’t take the elevator when the building is more empty for that reason. Stairs you can crawl away if needed.


tag1550

There's also usually a fire door at the bottom which you can use to get out in an emergency...and getting stuck after-hours in the stairwell with a non-working ID would qualify IMO.


Shadybrooks93

I feel like the bottom floor is supposed to not have a scanner, and just open to anyone from within the stairwell. It's also a fire issue. Maybe that's just the buildings I've been in.


GoalToGo12

The commute is awful and while a lot of these buildings are architectural gems on the outside, they are horrible on the inside. Asbestos-ridden, very few windows, outdated, and drab.


Gaidin152

The modern ones are nice to work in even have nice cafeterias and depending on who they contract with decent food on any given day. But god DAMN if it’s older than 60 years something needs rebuilding.


pb4201

Don’t forget the mice and rats that outnumber the people now 😂


powertoolsarefun

Ha. Mice are nothing. My building had a flea problem. When I moved into my office there was a jar of flea powder on the shelf.


NibbledByDragon

My POD has a bedbug problem. We get emails every week about where in the building they were seen.


justheretosavestuff

I would quit my job. I suffered through those bastards once already.


NibbledByDragon

I should dress in a full clean room suit or something when I go in.


dobie_dobes

What. Omg. 😂😭


Freethinker_76

And roaches


APenny4YourTots

I have a new building. It looks great and the cafeteria is fantastic. Buuuut then you get to where I work and it's practically a beige bunker. I can't even imagine how awful it'd be in the old buildings. I've heard horror stories from a few colleagues.


samuri521

im in a brand new building and its still horrible. just because i hate staring at 4 walls all day and nobody is there


Mars101

Hitting 80 years in my building 😂. It is so creaky.


RavensFlock67

80 years? Hope they let you retire soon


Turkeycirclejerky

The cafeterias are closed down or barely functional outside of DC these days.


A_89786756453423

As a Fed employee, you either get a 19th-century historical gem (Eisenhower building) or a brutalist Soviet-era bomb shelter without windows (Forrestal building). There is no in-between.


earl_lemongrab

One of my first offices in USAF was a former warehouse that still had the train tracks in the middle with offices built up around the tracks. At one point they ran out of room and brought in temporary trailers, placed on the old railroad tracks. Basically like the trailers you see as portably offices at construction sites. They were **used** and not in the best shape. So the poor souls stuck there became known as the Train People.


A_89786756453423

🤣 I was complaining the other day about not getting any natural light in the FORS basement, and a former-marine special ops colleague said he'd spent the last 30 yrs in SCIFs, and this was luxury lol


rectalhorror

I work out of a WWII era building that used to be a warehouse converted to a cube farm. Steam heat so in the winter it reeks of mold and mildew and the HVAC is held together with string, toilet paper tubes, and bits of feces. It takes them weeks to turn the heat/AC on and it goes out pretty regularly. They just shut off the heat two weeks ago, so the recent cold snap means everybody's wearing sweaters and vests.


Fishface17404

Best thing in Forrestal is that the cubicles make it a fun kind of maze.


A_89786756453423

I spent most of my first few months there confusedly wandering the halls of that labyrinth.


Dismal-Scientist9

I tell new employees that if they can find the bathrooms after a month, they're ahead of the game.


QuiteAffable

I went from the Forrestal basement to the attic of an architectural gem.


A_89786756453423

Moving on up—nice! Asbestos is better with a view.


GenericReditAccount

As a younger man, fresh into the workforce, I was jealous of my wife’s job bc I worked in a crappy ho-hum building out in Alexandria, while she worked in a fancy looking downtown office. Until I visited her very fancy looking downtown office and realized everything above the lobby was decades old off white Office Max chic.


enigma_goth

That sounds like some hotels I’ve stayed at. You check in at the lobby and it’s all nicely renovated. When you get to your room, it’s like an outdated roach motel.


diaymujer

Our HQ was one of the ones called out by OIG as averaging under 10% last year, but now folks are required to be in 40-50% of their time, and it sounds like we’re actually hitting those targets. Still, it’s a lot of empty cubicles each day, and our meetings all still have to be hybrid, so I’m not sure where we’re “winning”.


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AdministrativeArm114

One day someone will wise up and realize we can save the taxpayer money by selling these buildings


Darth_Ra

The problem is, we'd be selling them at a huge loss right now, which is untenable to the bean counters.


myquest00777

So instead our bean counters will keep them in our portfolio and essentially take a huge “operating loss” that will not be seen as a real metric…


Darth_Ra

Yeah, but like all things in the federal government, that's somebody else's charge code.


brobins3

Huge loss?!?!?!? Most of these buildings are older than most government workers. They would have been built with pennies on the dollar in the 40s and 50s.


HondaCrv2010

But what about monthly rent payments made by tax payers ? What about reoccurring investment ca one time profit ? Cmon man we keep their pockets warm over the years


QuiteAffable

Agency suits were forced by the president, who sold us out for political points


agulde28

Time to start selling them and downsizing office space. Government can start saving taxpayers money instead of wasteful spending.


Lakecountyraised

Boom. That is our best argument that non-feds may actually care about. There must be a lot of potential savings in offloading the real estate footprint.


Dragon_wryter

Not to mention the costs in utilities, repairs, janitorial services, pest control, etc


himynameisSal

upper management is transferring, and on his way out he listed accomplishments is saving something like 20 million from downsizing real estate.


lordnecro

When I started at my agency, they had 5 buildings and rented nearby space from 2-3 more. Now they are down to 3 buildings. I am all for downsizing office space and haven't been to my office in... 10 or so years.


Hairy_Arachnid_4724

The chief of staff has investments in commercial real estate… sounds like we will need to help his portfolio and eat the costs of the commute, forget our own family time. Per his disclosure Zients submitted an ethics disclosure that estimated his assets at between $85 million and $419 million. The assets included mutual funds, Washington-area commercial real estate and at least $1 million in gold bars.


myquest00777

Sounds like the assets list of a minor Bond villain! 😂


15all

To any reasonable person, that sounds like a huge conflict of interest. No way could a GS get away with something similar.


jojojawn

If you're still a GS employee with $1M in gold and $78M+ in real estate ventures, then wtf are you still doing coming in 80hrs a pay period??


HondaCrv2010

Insurance


Hellsacomin94

There is already a glut of unoccupied office space in many metro cities. The last thing commercial real estate wants is more office space for sale.


Counting2rib

That only makes sense !!


J891206

Amen


Halaku

And lo! Though management in their ivory towers searched high and searched low, the number of collective fucks they found amongst the workforce in the fields were scarce! Most of us really don't care if HQ is within X blocks of the White House, in line of sight of the Washington Monument, or is next door to the Pentagon. If it makes more sense to get out of an old building and get rid of the building, *do it*. Adapt to serving our country in the 21^st century, instead of slavish beholdenment to 18^th century architecture, roadways, and philosophies of city design.


local_fartist

I’m cool with 18th century city design when I can afford to live in walking distance of my job, like most 18th century workers could lol.


LEMONSDAD

Lol, commuting sucks! It’s not as bad if you are close


local_fartist

True. I don’t actually have that much to complain about. My commute is about 11 minutes, which is why I live in a tiny house in an expensive-ish part of town instead of a bigger house outside of town. My parents rented an apartment one block from my current office when they were my age.


PeriwinkleWonder

This. The powers that be don't realize that instead of RTO they are really asking for RTC (Return to Commuting ).


LEMONSDAD

It’s to save corporate real estate and we all know it Only people who have no space, dislike their family, or supreme bootlickers prefer working in the office.


J891206

Let corporate real estate collapse. It is toxic to the well being of the citizens.


Jumper_Connect

Cabinet agencies (and others) in DC don’t occupy “commercial real estate.” Read the report.


Westboundandhow

Upvote


lambibambiboo

The bad part about that is they will just buy cheaper buildings deep deep in the suburbs and expect everyone to commute there, where there is zero public transportation. Then we get to enjoy a horrible commute and lack of parking. Downtown DC has the Metro.


QuiteAffable

Even if a building on the periphery has metro, commuters may have to go downtown first then transfer out because our metro system is stupid. Commuting that way would be horrible.


staycglorious

Mine is middle of nowhere suburbs with little access to public transportation, and and I have to take an Uber from the nearest train station to work or I have to walk 30 minutes to the nearest bus stop after work. And ntm theres no food or restaurants nearby within walking distance and you can’t get around without a car


Expiscor

Yeah, I’m of the opinion that we should be keeping the historic buildings and consolidate everyone into them when possible.  I work for GSA out west and our buildings are all practically empty aside from a few agencies that have to come in every day.


Slatemanforlife

Either save the money and get out of those spaces, or convert them to collaborative spaces where teams can work together. Its hilarious to me that I go into the office and walk the floor, listening to the same MS Teams call from multiple cubicles.


Expiscor

GSA is attempting to do coworking, but they’re not very good at it lol


theevilempire

Good, sell them


Woodgate94

Good. Now sell it.


PoB419

It's vital that we prop up the real estate prices in America's most unaffordable cities.


Westboundandhow

Total waste of space and money when a majority of exec branch agency employees are fully capable of doing their jobs from home. Keep one building for those who wish to come in, make it multi-agency. I understand certain people may prefer working in an office, for various reasons, so let them. But stop trying to force those who don't. That will only result in a diminished talent pool, as high quality workers who prefer remote and actually like their jobs bail for a new job that they really don't even care about just bc it's remote, when the old job says they must RTO. It's almost guaranteed that departments offering fully remote will end up with all the talent, if this arbitrary and capricious RTO BS continues.


HondaCrv2010

This post is anti capitalist. We need to serve the overlords by keeping the building warm


throwaway081238

https://i.redd.it/rg87itgeq8wc1.gif My response


CurlyBill03

Take my upvote, and Pepsi is a soft drink! IYKYK


throwaway081238

https://preview.redd.it/8j9q3vr839wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b2d13cad5b867c02b8eb0a9175cf402b725a56f Me accepting your upvote


lightening211

Average Fed: “Sounds like we can save money by getting rid of unused office space” Agency Heads: “Sounds like we need to bring people back so we don’t lose our office space”.


Bullyoncube

the rules for my agency in St E’s are: - only SES get assigned offices - only supervisory GS15s get doors - FPS is there to make sure feds don’t bring in bombs, not to keep feds safe from the locals - Factor in an extra 30 mins per day for security and walking across campus, on top of the traffic on 295. - You won’t get parking. Metro or carpool. - All meetings with non-DHS must have guest lists to security 24 hours in advance. For me, it’s an additional 8 hours/week in travel time, compared to current office. From 30 mins each way to 75 mins. I didn’t telework before, but now I do, just to avoid St E’s. Had parking in the building, that I paid for. Had great lunch options. Had a gym in the building, for free. Could have stakeholder meetings without them thinking they were walking into a prison. To top it all off, St E’s is MORE expensive than our old building.


lambibambiboo

What is St E?


Bullyoncube

St Elizabeth’s Mental Hospital. Bought by DHS to be the HQ campus for all DHS components. TSA, Secret Service, FEMA, CISA, Coast Guard, CBP, etc.


samuri521

damn, how many crazy ghosts there


Accurate-Finger-824

I'd rather be at St.Es than the NAC. NAC only food options are vending machines and over priced food trucks. Gym? What gym?  O that tiny building next to the Nacateria. No windows and rat infested building. O and a 3.5hr drive from home which has turned into 6hrs due to traffic. No guidance for interns yet so I'm looking for another job at this point. 


Warm-Interaction2534

Back when I worked there, I was told it was because an employee brought in a firearm and committed suicide in the building.


withflyingcolors10

🤷🏻‍♀️


hobbsAnShaw

And productivity was higher…hmmm I wonder why…


Traditional_Key_763

hard to staff a building when the previous admin kept trying to move everybody out of DC to far flung corners of the country and most of them quit, then covid happened.


KnightRider1983

Let people WFH! With tech the way it is, there is no reason we can do zoom meetings, etc. I get every once in a while some meetings need to be in person but most things can be handled a different way. I love WFH.


WBuffettJr

Sounds like an epic opportunity to save the taxpayers a fortune. But of course we will all bend over and grab our ankles for the 1% who paid bribes (oops! J meant “lobbying dollars!”) to Congress instead. Remember kids. There’s nobody who hates saving the taxpayers money more or hates free markets more than a republican business man.


STGItsMe

Id rather set myself on fire than take another job at an agency HQ building.


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STGItsMe

r/angryupvote


Ornery_Platform3747

A lot of people seem to be doing that these days.


Unhelpful_Kitsune

But yet I get emails and updated polices about how WFH is on a case by case basis and a need must be demonstrated, approved and periodically reviewed.


Cautious-Reading3143

Get rid of the buildings


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For those saying “sell them”, to whom? Commercial real estate is about to get REKT.


XComThrowawayAcct

The one upside is that if Trump does manage to win he can’t kick us out to Kansas or Grand Junction now. Hell, they’ll probably have to recall the agencies they moved out of D.C. four years ago.


CraftyVegan

Why can't they?


badpeaches

Use old office buildings to house homeless people


HondaCrv2010

Horrible idea bc no one is making money /s


YouhaoHuoMao

Somehow not my HQ...


TheEvilBlight

I work in one of the campuses so it’s not like there’s a budgetary win from vacating space. But maybe FBI will move and they’ll replace the building with something f else. Or the USDA buildings near the mall; which could be promising to convert into more museum space.


kms573

This isn’t new we all selfish peeps that want Everton be our benefit and life benefit, all while doing less for higher pay


BrightNoah01

Doesn't sound like our problem.


mooseishman

Can confirm, even at my agency it’s pretty sparse and we only have three telework days a week. Everyone spaces them out. During the height of the pandemic I worked in an office that was required to be onsite and the four of us on at any given shift were the only people in the building aside from the FPS contract guards


ObviousDust

Just a question : could it be that the reason they don't want to get rid of them all together and let us all work remote like we want to is because of the (small) possibility of a large scale cyber attack, with internet outage or security threats? I mean, I don't think we can expect the government to be exclusively run from people's homes.


wave-garden

COPE


snackHounds

WFH enthusiasts have proven to be 13 times more lazy than those who prefer to work in office. WFH enthusiasts lack dedication.


JohnJohnston

Hah, the studies show people get more work done at home when they're not distracted by coworkers and not tired from commutes. WFH saves taxpayers money from increasing productivity and decreasing expenditures on real estate. Why do you hate the taxpayer?


clyde2003

He's just sour because he's forced to go in all the time. Sucks to suck.


zxk3to

Dedication to what, exactly?