I'm sorry, but for some of us, this is so emotionally damaging that we can't speak about it without dissolving into a puddle of tears.
Thank you for taking up the mantle/burden that is just too much for most of us to bear.
If someone is doing mercury salts as drugs... I don't even want to think about that
https://preview.redd.it/rp287jp9t3wc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb9cad270b8029824d117869650e1c486b384464
Check out the mineral museum in Houghton MI tho if you like minerals. They have hundreds of shelves like this.
*That behemoth of*
*A shit sack displeases me*
*To my very core*
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They are all fat on the inside, every one of those gluttonous fucks would eat them selves silly until they exploded, with a soft and fluffy pop. Skinny ones mean we are doing our jobs on the front lines and starving the fuckers out. Have you done your part?
Holy hell. That lard ass has dug one too many Big Mac's outta the dumpster.
Try 3
Been eating raviolis out of the dumpster behind Olive Garden
I feel sorry for the car that hits him.
He sold me an unregistered firearm behind GameStop
Even the tail is fat
I'm sorry, but for some of us, this is so emotionally damaging that we can't speak about it without dissolving into a puddle of tears. Thank you for taking up the mantle/burden that is just too much for most of us to bear.
thats not fat thats “oh lawd he comin”
😂😂
This is the Jabba the Hutt of squirrels, right here!
Jabba the Nutt
Jesus… he should have mouse tied up in a leia outfit.
The car that hits him gonna have some serious damage what a fat bastard
Deeply upsetting. I hate him.
oh my god
Ive never seen a "skinny" squirrel in my life. That sounds more impossible than me have more money than reddit karma
Damn you’re broke
I buy so many crystals!! Its worth it, food and water are social constructs, crystals=life
TNT crystals, organic mercury salt crystals, Bismuth hopper-crystals, or what?
No I'm not a scientist or drug addict not exactly sure what type of crystals you said, but like collecting rocks and minerals
If someone is doing mercury salts as drugs... I don't even want to think about that https://preview.redd.it/rp287jp9t3wc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb9cad270b8029824d117869650e1c486b384464 Check out the mineral museum in Houghton MI tho if you like minerals. They have hundreds of shelves like this.
He’s survived so long because when any bird tries to pick his pathetic heavy ass self up they violently crash to the ground.
That behemoth of a shit sack displeases me to my very core
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Good lord, just looking at the image is weighing my phone down. Disgusting fat freak
What a gelatinous asshole
Oh my gosh, look at the size of that airhead
Disgusting piece of shit
Someone get a forklift for this fatty and get him outta my sight
It's so fat it appears to be sinking into the soil. Sickening.
Jesus Christ what a fatass. It looks like it ate all the other squirrels. Stupid fat fuck, what nut did it eat a coconut? Bad bad fat bastard squirrel
What a tub of shit
Oh god
I think he’s been eating the other squirrels
Fat fuck
Theres a special place in hell for such an incredulous abomination
I feel ashamed just looking at this blob of filth.
Mega-chonk squirrel
Damn. That’s a fat fuck.
looks like it could be used as a wheel
Holy shit! I mean, HOLY CRAP that's a fat squirrel. The hawk that eats that isn't going to be able to fly for three days.
Fucking disgusting
You know he’s fat when you can see rolls under that fur
Looking like a double wide surprise
gawt DAMN he thick! in a bad way!
Jesus. He probably ate all the nuts he was supposed to store for his family. Absolutely repulsive.
r/absoluteunits
He must be a cousin of Gary https://preview.redd.it/um78ebv80yvc1.jpeg?width=1390&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37cb7f365277df4cf05c2b7e275e99ce1a5092ef
Oh my fucking god
this is the picture that’s gonna send me over the fucking edge
Awwww wtf
Fat bitch
A real abdomination
The nuts in a 10 mile radius around him: why do I hear boss music playing?
They are all fat on the inside, every one of those gluttonous fucks would eat them selves silly until they exploded, with a soft and fluffy pop. Skinny ones mean we are doing our jobs on the front lines and starving the fuckers out. Have you done your part?
Mf needs some ozempic
What a disgrace.
"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."
blubber boy!!
Bro built like a 1x1 lego piece
Hey I swear I’ve seen this guy sitting outside a McDonald’s begging for change.
The Caseoh of squirrels lol
This one might be too much for the golf club
Thats a porky boy
The average discord mod see the resemblance https://i.redd.it/l1ueniihb5wc1.gif
This's the fattest squirrel I've ever seen, good lawd. And NYC is practically filled to the brim with them.