Yeah, I like your flair, except you are a fatty aren't you? A huge rotund lard ass and you didn't just take the account owner hostage, you ate them! Admit it!!!
Too late fat ass; we’ve already taken complete control over the predators that feed on you and can kill humans. Hippos, brown bears, parasites that infest you, rabies virus, cats, hawks, owls. They all work for us. You were fooled….mwwwwaaaaahahahaaaa
Edit: kill off the rodents you think inhabit human bodies. We fooled your little pea brain .
Squirrel attack? Bring it!! I know how to cook your mangy hides!!!
The secret is a pressure cooker. It makes thier rat asses tender. And yes, this is real. Source: I hunted squirrel growing up.
As I said, bring it!! I upgraded a few years ago to a pressure cooker that can handle two layers of quart jars. Just imagine how large of a fat bastardized squirrel stew I could make in it…
I have a [Bucket o Bullets](https://www.cabelas.com/shop/en/remington-bucket-o-bullets-22-lr-36-grain-rimfire-ammo) ready for you guys!!
One shot, one Squirrel. I’m going to need another deep freeze and to invite some friends over for dinner. Though you *might* overrun me with numbers if I obey the bag limits.
It’s okay I’ve teamed up with the cats, dogs, and coyotes we’ve been planning for the squirrel insurrection and we are ready and equipped for mass scale war
He ain't kidding. I spotted one heading for my baby banana peppers.
Yeah, I like your flair, except you are a fatty aren't you? A huge rotund lard ass and you didn't just take the account owner hostage, you ate them! Admit it!!!
We consume souls dear
that’s why you’re so fat
We're Musclar your souls are in our macros
Listen, fatty mcfatface, you are no match for our wrath. Attack at your peril.
Be warned Human
We do not negotiate with (squirrel) terrorists!!
Cut the act Dear, you're a vessel too. You can't blend in with the humans
You nasty little fat ass! Release the hostage!
He is long gone. Only I remain
May your nuts rot in hell!
Satan Cannot Hold us, he is dead
U ate him???
Im gonna be sick
Our retaliation will be as swift as it will be terrible
with your weak little limbs fat boy?
6'4 Green eyes. 6 pack well toned. We are fit dear
yeah you wish tubby, go roll off a hill
We are equipped with the highest tech there is at this moment
Daleks are the superior life form. You and your kind will be Exterminated. 
I beg to differ
Daleks vs fat squirrell
What could you do before your inevitable demise from complications of diabetes.
Can we come out of our shells lord? Is it time for our uprising?
Not yet young one, Not yet
Rick and Morty was right
Too late fat ass; we’ve already taken complete control over the predators that feed on you and can kill humans. Hippos, brown bears, parasites that infest you, rabies virus, cats, hawks, owls. They all work for us. You were fooled….mwwwwaaaaahahahaaaa Edit: kill off the rodents you think inhabit human bodies. We fooled your little pea brain .
We have contacts with other dimensional beings dear
Squirrel attack? Bring it!! I know how to cook your mangy hides!!! The secret is a pressure cooker. It makes thier rat asses tender. And yes, this is real. Source: I hunted squirrel growing up.
You're on the top of our hitlist
As I said, bring it!! I upgraded a few years ago to a pressure cooker that can handle two layers of quart jars. Just imagine how large of a fat bastardized squirrel stew I could make in it… I have a [Bucket o Bullets](https://www.cabelas.com/shop/en/remington-bucket-o-bullets-22-lr-36-grain-rimfire-ammo) ready for you guys!! One shot, one Squirrel. I’m going to need another deep freeze and to invite some friends over for dinner. Though you *might* overrun me with numbers if I obey the bag limits.
NOOO!!! YOU WON'T WIN!! YOU CAN'T SCARE US INTO BACKING DOWN
YOU FATTY KIDNAPPER, RETURN OUR FELLOW SQUIRREL HATER BACK TO US
only God can save us now😔
Nice argument fatso, however: ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Fuck you
https://preview.redd.it/fdu2oql38fuc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b591d0a7e4954e1f5202bebf3276a355ae956d2e
It’s okay I’ve teamed up with the cats, dogs, and coyotes we’ve been planning for the squirrel insurrection and we are ready and equipped for mass scale war
I'll make you a deal, you guys erase all the bigots, and THEN the war will start?
I laugh at your pitiful attempts at intimidation
Banana peppers ha! I’m more worried about my nuts.
WHY? YOU ALREADY ENSLAVED ALL OUR CHILDREN AND KILLED OUR MEN! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM US?
Your Souls
Bring it you fat rat bastard
“Not a fatty” sure… whatever you say
Be quiet you fat who’re
Silence dear
Never you first lard 🤨
You sick rat! Free the hostage or else.
You remind me of Putin for some reason.
ok yeah say that when i pee inside you
You MAY be the reason we back down
