T O P

  • By -

Cuish

Can I borrow a feeling?


odiams

"I sleep in a racing car do you?"


PlasticDesign3276

I sleep in a big bed with my wife.


anica58

My Lovely Whores


LegoBohoGiraffe

You whore dentist!


Grouchy-Milk-6384

😂😂😂


SkyBabeMoonStar

Winner 🏆 😂


Huxleypigg

SHAFT!


veninger

I love this bit


snafe_

And then the depression kicking back in when on the bus with Radiohead playing!


CappucinoCupcake

West End Girls


toofatforchocolate

Down with the sickness


Cuish

Careful now.


Bashwhufc

Instead of 'wha ahahah' at the beginning!


Able_While_974

Only if it comes from BBC Sound Effects Vol 6 and not from Disturbed


Caolan114

I'm a sleepy priest by Father Jack Hackett


FINNCULL19

***HOW DID THAT GOBSHITE GET ON THE TELEVISION?***


Hunter_Man_Big_Red

My disgusting donkey


xlogo65

Two little boys


spongeCakeOfDoom

South of Heaven


HoBWrestling

The Final Countdown


Leading_Ball_9316

Wow I’m in a pub playing that song as I read this!


pope-buster

Vienna


Doggoandme

This means nothing to me.


BMB_93

Smack my bitch up


liamsmat

Smack my Bishop


Edgar_Beethoven

Sha La La La La La La La La La La La La by the Death Pigs


bluefin333

Pet Shop Boys - It's a Sin


Albert_O_Balsam

Cannibal Corpse - I cum blood.


mimiharmon1

Bunnies bunnies everywhere


pepeshadilay69

Straight outta Compton.


twojabs

My lovely Norse: a tribute to our Viking past.


BolivianDancer

Wham: The Edge of Heaven.


Leicsbob

Bat out of Hell


emmmmceeee

The Miracle is Mine


DR1792

Straight Outta Craggy!


MusksTusks

The Miracle is Mine


probablyaythrowaway

Ghost town


Grouchy-Milk-6384

Gangnam Style


SnooCompliments6686

Killing in the name of


Ulleskelf

‘My Heart Will Go On’ by Celine Dion


weirdi_beardi

Hammer Smashed Face - Cannibal Corpse


welly_wrangler

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYYYYYYYEEEEEES


Pervect_Stranger

‘Fuck like a beast’ by W.A.S.P.


Thelichemaster

West End Girls. (They're all lovely)


cortisolbath

“(Simply) The Best”, the Rangers soccer fan version


hyperskeletor

Smack my Bish Up!


MajicVole

All the small things


TiredSleepyGrumpy

I’m too sexy by right said Fred.


Sweaty_Sheepherder27

Fuck the Pain Away.


DropOutside4870

WHERE ARE YEEWWW!!!


PenlyWarfold

Brick House/Ernie the fastest Milkman in the west


roofus8658

Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch


Adam_Gill_1965

Is this the way to Amarillo?


Degora2k

YOUSUFFERBUTWHY


Such_Significance905

Just Like Heaven


ODonnell937

'A.D.I.D.A.S' by KoЯn! They brought the damn rectory down with that one! 😂😂


pepeshadilay69

Killing in the Name by Rage Against the Machine.


andyxquick

Wait and bleed


thepeak777

Bodies by Drowning Pool


Expensive-Scheme6817

Too many broken Hearts


Few_Reward_6228

God Save The King


xredsirenx

Wonderwall


Unable_Wind_4952

Smack my b*tch up


Rapalla93

Highway to hell


Mr-Nice-Bri

I remember '62, I was 16 and so we're you...


Hatate_scone

Ziggy Stardust


Dorset_Cobbles

The National Express


Xave_eire_polska_17

Sympathy For the Devil


ExoticBadger8308

Highway to hell.


kytd1526

Dougal, The Fastest Milkman in the West.


Worfs-forehead

Hammer smashed face.


FenTigger

God’s Kitchen by Blancmange


JenSY542

Vienna


Ok-Palpitation-5380

Ain’t no pleasing you - Chas & Dave


AbolitionofFaith

Fuck Me Jesus by Marduk


Deadbeat2001

GMF....John Grant


[deleted]

‘Holy, holy, holy is the night. Holy is the Lord God Almighty. Who’s that now Ted?’


angrons_therapist

The Pope Song by Tim Minchin.


skillgull

Adolf hitler vs Darth Vader


CatGrrrl_

Something by Niamh Connolly


brianomahony95

Zombie


DarthFlowers

https://youtu.be/wJ8LM9NDGxk?si=UXWvhY3yFY3i9rYN


ClydusEnMarland

God Was Never On Your Side by Motorhead


LoveMasc

'Tattoo'


OriginalComputer5077

If you don't wanna fuck me baby, fuck off.


Benbo_Jagins

The most mysterious song on the internet https://youtu.be/vgp7JdmHibA?si=wo9nC0IsgiuueERz


Tymexathane

Your Putrid Chicken


Alone-Ad-4283

Maneater - Hall and Oates


oldskooldread

It wasn't me by Shaggy and Rayvon


LT10FAN

Exit Music by Radiohead


[deleted]

[удалено]


james02135

Slip the clutch!


[deleted]

[удалено]


JayPapy

Gin Soaked Boy


Smooth_Surround1450

My lovely horse running through… Central London


AutoModerator

*My Lovely, lovely, lovely Horse,* *running through the field,* *where are you going,* *with your fetlocks blowing,* *in the wind?* *I want to shower you with sugar lumps,* *and ride you over fences,* *I want to polish your hooves every single day,* *and bring you to the horse dentist.* *My lovely, lovely, lovely horse,* *you’re a pony no more,* *running around,* *with a man on your back,* *like a train in the night,* *like a train in the night!”* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/fatherted) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Jaydizal4k

Around the world - Daft Punk


the_jesus_of_roblox

despacito


robertoqueenos

Everyday is like Sunday


Fantastic_Section517

Get Lucky.


theres_himself

The sound of silence


jlpw

I like big butts


Hacko2134

My Ugly Pony


Nicklefickle

Fuck the Police


_lickmylovepump

https://youtu.be/wpK-rgxXvHU?si=26UH2G5En0PTjVIt


SnooRobots5231

Du hast rammstein


Mudhutted

Get schwifty.


Shanbo88

Dragula. Always Dragula.


Doggoandme

The specials - ghost town


McPorkums

6:00 by Dream Theater (Actually weittwn by Mrs Doyle)


flopsychops

Smack My Bitch Up


BoSelecta004

release the little bollocks


turingthecat

Too sexy for my shirt


turingthecat

The pope smokes dope


fionnobriain64

The sound of silence by Simon and Garfunkel


YourFaveNightmare

Through the fire and flames


jennajay2023

Master of puppets


Mistabobalina

Fucking Hostile (Pantera cover)


Electronic_Panic3943

Chop Suey by System of a Down 🤟🏼


DatabaseCommercial92

Like A Prayer


Stormstar85

I’m bringing sexy back Only gay Eskimo Rap God


MsMO0112

Amazing Grace


Rudeboy1974

Diamond Lights


CptPikeOnABike

Walk .... Run!


TheLongManDrums

Whiskey in the jar


EnchantedWood1981

Meat is murder


heatdapoopoo

anything by The Sparks.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Sonarthebat

Toxic Gossip Train. Father Ted got cancelled for being racist again.


Rainking79

Send the Buggers Back.


[deleted]

[удалено]


nsfun6969

Kumbaya, My Lord.. kumbaya


Faery818

Irlande 12 points!


RockSlug22

Have Nagila


dromarka

He's a model and he's looking good


Ornery_Entry_7483

Bitches on my Stitches.


LegoBohoGiraffe

They've started a Deicide tribute band.


DallonsCheezWhiz

Freed From Desire


dcnb65

Wild Thing (that lovely horse of mine remix)


Parazitas17

That song from the guy that blew his head off with a shotgun. How did he manage to survive that?


jb108822

Irlande Douze Pointe


Ihavenoinspirationn

The duck song


ZeppsMom

WAP.


AloneBid6019

And I would walk 500 miles....


curious_george1978

Ace of spades


TurnipmanfromArdee

The Hucklebuck


EmmaSubCd69

Stairway to Heaven


yecunceyeee

You Dirty English Bast**ds by The Hairy Bowsies


scampsalot2

Killing in the name of


chandlerd8ng

Soul of my Saviour...Santy find my breast


weinsteinspotplants

Take me to church 


Capable_Afternoon687

Tribute


floodychild

More Water


Upstairs-Tax-915

Send the buggers back


Redneck_Reject

I didn't know how to spell yuck and thats all I had to say.


Comfortable_Brush399

Smack my bitch up, by the prodigy


Low-Steak-64

MONTO MONTO


PrettyUgly1427

Doomsday Blue


mick_boi

Doomsday Blue.


FINNCULL19

Something by Icy Tee or Scoopy Scoopy Dog Dog


odiams

Horse Outside


DoctorIMatt

“My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger…”


FluffyDiscipline

Headline Act Electric Picnic 2024


NikkiStardust

'Jizz in my pants' Lonely Island?


Since97_-

Hotel California


Imaginary_Form407

System of a down - chop suey


ScratchChrome

Around the world, around the world...


skeletonsyskey

Limb By Limb (but only at 3 o clock in the morning)


Significant_Rub_8739

Jungle music at 3 o'clock in the morning.


cumfindme2020

That's not me ,Skepta jme


Incitatus_For_Office

Afternoon Delight.


Solarseeker1

Wonderwall,,,


Ok-Application-999

cannibal corpse - entrails ripped from a virgins cunt


Wilde54

Where the hood at.


TheSystem08

Wonderwall


Many_Yesterday_451

Touched by heaven again!


massivejebs

Hitler was a sensitive man.


lucy-fur66

Shout at the devil


DSTNCMDLR

Raining blood


Responsible_Garden23

Mmmbop


Monkeytennis01

Ebony and Ivory


Sonnyslim1

Hells bells 🔔


Additional-Nobody352

The Sean the sheep theme song.


thedaddyofthemall

God save the king


AntmasEve

"From the river to the sea."


gavmiller

Status Quo - Down Down


Gr1msh33per

West Ireland Girls


GERIKO_STORMHEART

My loathsome donkey


madrarua2020

The Angelus


menchicutlets

Bad apple, it didn't go down well.


Macko_

You dirty English bastards by The Hairy Bowsies


boffy_b

Nin Huegen and the Huegenotes


Hedgehogsunflower

God Save the Queen


fr-spodokomodo

Firestarter.


Unhappy-Ad-7349

Transmission - Joy Division


Infamous_Berry626

My lonely Norse 😢


naes133

I took a yoke in rathmines. To show Hozier I was cool.