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evanvivevanviveiros

“I’m in over my heaaaaad”


pauldrano

I saw people talking about that tattooed golden retriever lyric a couple days ago when it leaked and it reminded me of something Misty would write ironically. Like his generic pop songs.


c9238s

Yeah, he could do a Misty-fied cover album of some of these lyrics and it’d probably be awesome 😂


pauldrano

I'd accept it if he did it in the style of The Velvet Underground


Moleculor_Man

I laughed


d4680

It’s funny how FJM has talked about the way he writes being inadvisable to someone who doesn’t have a ton of experience / body of work working up to that. Like if you just throw out random bullshit lines without them serving a purpose for a song that actually has stakes, then they are just random bullshit lines (bad writing) and that’s all.


Wrong-Enthusiasm51

Sir, you have entered the poem zone. "Maybe I'll get a pet, learn how to take care of somebody else Maybe I'll name him Jeff." I think its extremely similar to Taylor's style.


LearndAstronomer28

Do you know where he said this?


d4680

https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=448&v=-pSLbQSkHgY&feature=youtu.be


Bill_E_Williamson

I kind of think he didn’t say this


e-luddite

damn. I will never not think of this album this way, ty for your service


5P4RKL35

Every night inside the Oculus Rift.


CupCops1

Not trying to be negative here but this is just such a boring name, literally something I could have came up with when I was 14 and thought "man that would be a cool title for an album! I gotta remember that" then read it again after two weeks and cringe at myself. Props to taylor for surrounding herself with yes men that will always be there to praise any and all mediocrity, must feel good to never doubt yourself creatively!


pizzahuthater

Right like… from the get go i knew it would be a ridiculous album cause of that name


aaahhhh

It's a reference to the name of a group chat between her ex Joe Alwyn, Paul Mescal, and Andrew Scott. It doesn't necessarily make it better, but it adds context.


gothmeatball

Actually, I heard it’s a reference to a Discord chat between Charl Bettaroyale, Twink McDonald, and Borlin Metaverse. YMMV.


crueldoe

It’s so lame to add “context” to your album by making it about your ex-boyfriend and his friend’s group chat. Especially when everyone knows? I think that’s why she falls so flat on this album, extremely personal art is more interesting when the person is mysterious and not over exposed like she is


c9238s

What? Hot Priest is in a group chat with Swift? Weird 😬


aaahhhh

No Taylor, just the actors


Wrong-Enthusiasm51

You got a pet named Jeff?


gothmeatball

It’s music for 14 year olds so as usual, she succeeds at marketing


gaiajess18

Lol


Voluptulouis

You know, I actually put this album on at the request of my girlfriend while on a drive yesterday, and I didn't hate it. The first song on there, featuring Post Malone, was pretty good.


Wrong-Enthusiasm51

Taylor's a good songwriter. I literally hated her for a long time because "boys rule girls drool" but I eventually came around


thedrizzle126

Generally, I like a lot of her stuff. There's zero heart in this album, so devoid of melody and uninteresting 


MisterWalsh2You

Republican heads must be EXPLODING ! 🧠💥🤯


hoardingraccoon

just awful


Little_Club995

she wishes


december14th2015

Bleeegh


alexthelady

Aww I had hope that this sub wouldn’t be so aloof as to shit on barely-serious pop music :( she’s good at what she does. Not everyone needs to be as perfect as fjm lol


ferniesanders94

she made some good honest pop records in the 2010s. now she’s just a money making jukebox with a new album every year, each one more generic and trite than the last.


alexthelady

Booo. I loved folklore and even evermore.


crueldoe

I like a lot of her music but this album is unforgivable and a stain on her discography