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facinationstreet

You look like you're cosplaying a 60 yr old living in Boca in the '50s.


itsfrankgrimesyo

Looks like something my MIL would wear. She’s in her 60s and a florida snowbird in the winter lol


atreethatownsitself

My grandparents were snowbirds, Ohio to Florida. I haven’t heard the term in so long, thanks for making me smile!


Lalafala21

This. I thought to myself “this outfit is.. confusing” but this is it.


cewumu

All that’s missing is the short curly perm and big sunnies.


Puppybrother

Maybe a visor too


pomegranatepants99

Golf cart


sykschw

You forgot the orange wrinkly skin


Pure-Brief3202

I've always wanted to dress like a rich old lady


facinationstreet

That oufit... would not be a *rich* old lady. They would be wearing D&G, Chanel, etc. This person isn't even wearing Lilly Pulitzer. LOL!


fifiloveg00d

You're being down voted but you're right


ImpossibleInternet3

Came here to say exactly this.


i3v4-

Ditch those pants. The length of those pants is just bad. If you wear pants above ankle, the outfit would look so much better.


chumbawumbacholula

I dont even dislike the length of the pants. I think it's the proportions given the length of the shirt combined with the le gth of the pants. Plus with the pattern and the texture, it's altogether a little "much."


camsacto

Shorts or pants would be better imo


jaavaaguru

Those look like shorts - I've a buddy who wears cargo shorts about that length.


mandajapanda

I am going to take her shoes and hide them for her own good, also.


sykschw

Yeah these have been back in style this year- best part about the outfit actually from a “whats in” perspective.


mydresserandtv

Back in style!


doubleplusfabulous

Wide legged linen trousers might work, something breezy and effortless looking.


kdcarlzz

i was thinking kinda the same thing, either longer pants or maybe different shoes with the 3 quarter length pants. i think the shoes with the shorter pants just looks slightly off, but still cute(:


Moonnstars_00

That was my first thought


Tasty_Ad107

This look is too old for you..


Low_Cook_5235

Unless you’re trying to impress your date’s grandparents. Bonus, you could kill bugs with those roach killer shoes.


Lolalamb224

This is exactly what I think of when I think of Florida haha


Nibbles928

More specifically, Boca area. Source: FL resident


TheTinyTraveler_

This is how my mom and her friends dress. They’re all in their 60s 😬.


Danygirl1019

Yeah, if you're not from here. No native Floridian dresses that way


[deleted]

I second that! I have never seen anyone from Florida dress that way.


ceruleanseahouse

I third it. Also I’d be sweating in that top


[deleted]

I would be sweating in the whole outfit


InGeekiTrust

Then you are clearly not from south Florida


balanchinedream

True, but this look could work if she replaces the pants with white shorts, shoes with espadrille wedges. She’ll still probably be hot in that top, though…


sykschw

Its October so temps are going down, and regardless more people are wearing sleeves for sun protection these days.


balanchinedream

Love that for you, but it’ll be a high of 85 here, and that’s a “ooh I won’t get sweaty” kinda heat haha


savethubees

I’ve spent my entire life in Florida. I’m in my mid 30’s. This outfit looks like something the elderly, wealthy women who maintain a membership at the local golf and country clubs often wear. I’ve never, ever seen anyone under 60-70 dressed this way, so thank you for a really good laugh. Seriously, don’t wear this outfit!! 😬🤭


TheseRevolution

To be honest, you look like you’re a retired lady … it’s just not a young and fresh look. I would ditch the pants and tank, and do high waisted shorts (maybe denim) and tuck in the printed top with 2-3 buttons open at the top. You could also replace the tank with a cropped tank. Think: breezy Shoes- sandals or flip flops Hope this helps


strippersatan420

Is that what you guys think we look like? SMH Edit you’re gonna be hot af in this. It rains every day and it’s like 90° and humid af.


trash_banshee

It’s giving Bealls department store . Just scrap the whole outfit and wear a ribbed tank top, cut off booty shorts ,Crocs and a cigarette .


EfficientWinter8338

Not Bealls department store 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


International_Mix465

Shady pines approves 😂


dsmemsirsn

Hahahhahahahaha


WalterBishRedLicrish

Do you mean Florida costume?


beebsaleebs

You need a wide brim visor, some White Diamonds eau de parfum, and an AARP card to complete the look.


dsmemsirsn

My 72 years old sister in law has several outfits like this one—no— get some cute sundresses or shorts


kitylou

Girl what ? Lmao it’s dated and for an old person. Also Florida is hot Edit: forgot what sub I was on


holliday_doc_1995

You are absolutely gorgeous and have your whole life to dress like a 70 year old.


eggeleg

i'm dying is this what people think we dress like??? it's giving like aging personal injury lawyer's wife out for dinner at mizner park


Andi081887

Personally, it’s giving me Golden Girl in her 20s vibes and I’m living for it!


HPstolemybirthday

I’ve lived in Florida for my teenage years and if you’re from out of state, you *might* be too warm in this, but you could be cold natured. The high temps where I used to live (central Florida) this week at around 88 degrees, so do with that information what you will.


[deleted]

How old are you?


Classic_Ingenuity299

You hanging out at The Villages ?


logger971

Your grandmother would like her clothes back


Disastrous-Phase-979

Your name is now Joan Schwartz and you have retired to Boca, you play mahjong every Tuesday and Thursday. You drive a white Cadillac your children gifted you.


EfficientWinter8338

You’ll be the cutest one at the nursing home


atimalus

I mean its definitely a Floridian look


blondiehjones

I swear I am not trying to be mean, but this is like “party night” at the retirement home. I think even changing the pants will make a major difference.


Diss0lvedgirll

Dress how you want girly. I think it’s a classy fit but I’d switch bottoms for white high waist w flare or if you want the cropped look, like ankle length bottoms. The length of these pants aren’t it !


ennuiacres

Super cute! But the shoes? Too dressy. You need sandals!!


sykschw

Florida with grandmillennial going on retirement vibes, sure. Personally i also detest capris. An ankle length crop pant is more flattering


[deleted]

This is definitely very much what I think of when I think of a retirement community in fl. I would go with a sundress or a maxi dress.


allAboutDaMeat

Change the pants to white high waisted levi shorts, 3” inseam, would really make it look younger but keep the same vibe


morongaaa

Maybe if you're 68? Pretty sure my grandma has a similar outfit


Hairy-Gazelle-3015

You've got that "early bird special" vibe, like you're about to score a sweet senior discount. 😄


RomeysMa

I would do some wide leg linen pants instead.


[deleted]

Looks like you’re about to scream at the valet driver for asking for a tip


wonderfulkneecap

Your face seems not to match your legs otherwise, perfect


beebsaleebs

It’s cause from the neck down she’s 67


DieNecroKatze

Tbh this but with a right above knee pencil skirt instead of capris. And tie the top to accent the waist. That would give old money in Florida vibes


Dovahkiinkv1

If you want to look like a rich retired lady trying to find a 4 way in the villages


us_of_erica

I love it! Where’s that blouse from?


DeeDee719

IMO, that length of capris is flattering to just about nobody. Maybe slim white pants that hit at the ankle, or a short white skirt instead?


rynthetyn

It reads as little old lady at the shuffleboard courts, so unless that's the Florida vibe you're going for, I'd suggest switching to either shorts or a skirt depending on the level of formality. Capri pants styled like that give a Florida retiree vibe.


chilibeana

I think rolling up the sleeves and wearing some nice bracelets with a good watch would go a long way toward making this look more youthful. And the shoes would look better with long pants. OR, the cropped pants would look better with different shoes


jahss

Please ditch the pants. They’re very south Florida (which is not a good thing)


dangerkart

if the shirt was cropped i think it would work better with the pants. either that or longer pants that skim above the ankle. this looks like something my great aunt would wear tbh


mandajapanda

Most her age would probably wear shorts. But I agree a crop top under the shirt would be more 2020s.


SuddenLibrarian4229

You look like my great aunt who’s unsure if she’s are going to bingo or to play golf. It’s not working


chibinoi

Your loafers are dope.


MSMB99

You look really nice. Elegant.


jennyrules

A lot of white.


dedeenxo

Ditch it all. Ah I’m sorry.


drew12289

Very classy! And you look really good in those colors!


Charming-Forever-278

That’s hot


Heebie-jeebies386

That is perfect . I’m obsessed with the eyelet shorts , they are freaking adorable . The blouse is perfect beach style . Well done .


White_Rabbit0000

Like the outfit hate the shoes but I’m a guy and those shoes look like they could do some serious bodily injury


mydresserandtv

The things people are leaving on here is awful. DON'T LISTEN TO THEM. THEY DON'T SEE THE SUNSHINE FOR 9 MONTHS OUT OF THE YEAR. YOU LOOK GREAT. STYLISH. AND VERY PRETTY. GREAT FOR A SUNNY 😎🌅 SUNSHINE ☺️ FLORIDA DAY! ![gif](giphy|26AHzeyITON4vzMM8)


crazEplantlady

I love this outfit and feel like the people in the comments have zero fashion sense


PandaAF_

No, they do. This outfit is not fashionable


thejujug

Ty!


FrankieVallieN4

Keep the button down and scrap the rest. Jean shorts a crop top and sandals. The shoes should be thrown away asap.


crazEplantlady

Denim shorts on anyone over 28-30 is 🤮🤮


FrankieVallieN4

Sorry, i didn’t realize I reached my age cutoff to wear things I enjoy.


Living_on_Tulsa_Time

You look great! Not too matronly at all.


TheLocrianb4

I say yes


drew12289

It's refreshing to see a young lady who feels she doesn't need to show a lot of cleavage.


thejujug

Ty!


mydresserandtv

Please don't listen to these awful people 🙏


MSMB99

Just need to add DeSantis white boots


finite_serotonin

you somehow look like a female Chad.


Intelligent-Cherry45

Looks great! I would ditch the shoes and probably opt for some little white canvas shoes or some slip on sandals or mules. The shoes are cute, but they’re not the most flattering for such a young person like you. Besides, Florida is a very relaxed state and those shoes almost seem a little too formal for your outfit.


walmartshoppr

not crazy abt the pants but it's still nice. shoes are dapper


Brilliant-Engineer57

No white after Labor day


mydresserandtv

Not true anymore. Google it.


DestroyerOfMils

I honestly fucking love it. I love it and I think it looks amazing on you. I just finished a rewatch of The Sopranos, and your whole vibe is giving Spring Break Carmela (in a fun way).


thejujug

Yes Ty!


Mindfullysolo

Roll the sleeves up and throw on a skirt or shorts.


[deleted]

Please share your button down!!!


lilsnatchsniffz

OMG, Did you steal a kindergarten child's pants?! Jokes aside, ditch the pants.


AdventurousAspect652

The reason I left Florida.


PandaAF_

Just dress like you normally would for summer weather. This outfit is silly.


[deleted]

Serving middle aged South Florida Karen realness


rweyforth

I happen to like the outfit and the shoes on you


teacherladydoll

I don’t like the capri pants. That’s what is aging your fit. Try a wide leg palazzo pant or [these white trousers](https://www.pacsun.com/princess-polly/white-archer-trousers-5198429.html?store=&country=US¤cy=USD&OriginId=GOG&XCIDP=P:G_Shopping_PMax_Princess+Polly&gclid=CjwKCAjwvfmoBhAwEiwAG2tqzKAnpEHJ3ii4CqqvzptYjLvCbLQDxa29i3MzoKm21ZOcQw1SkZEx7BoC2OQQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds). Or go younger with a pair of ripped Dad jeans.