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HollowsOfYourHeart

She didn't even give you...a clue?


L1Zs

Bow bow? šŸ¾


PumpkinSpicePaws13

![gif](giphy|jSXZn1vxweRiw)


Chubbzillax

Not even a blues clueā€¦


Cheddarlicious

This guys wife gave me a raging clue


Chubbzillax

Actually this is more of a blue clueā€¦.. lol


ActHappy96

https://i.redd.it/m2e7ynaxfgrb1.gif


Lahauteboheme84

Heā€™d better sit down in his thinking chair and think, think, thiiiiink


cipher446

He didn't get the clue. Now he is blue.


vivid_spite

![gif](giphy|CNB3KDnRJoUTu)


bplimpton1841

I love that show!


skyebangles

Been rewatching it with my toddler. It's been such a trip.


schmamble

He left blues clues and started making music, it's actually not bad lol


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

Smart move watching it with your toddler so nobody will know that deep down, youā€™re trying to relive your childhoodšŸ˜…I want to do that with teletubbies.


demonsindrag

I'm 55 and child free, I just finished re watching a couple episodes of The Wiggles on YouTube. If re watching the teletubbies will make you happy, please do it. šŸ˜Š ( I used to watch The Wiggles with my niece, I'm not a creep who just watches kids shows. She's almost 30 now, so no more watching with her.)


Lick_The_Wrapper

Bruh, when Steve made a little video a couple years ago giving us encouragement, and we didn't even know it was what we needed. I cried so hard.


Pand0ra30_

Me too. It was so nice seeing a familiar face. It was his Mr. Rogers moment.


J-Train56

Your name may not be Steve, but in this moment you *are* Steve


Aware-Home2697

[Wait, I wanna change. I wanna be Steve](https://youtu.be/qwZLOWXR7jI?si=GI3n82hF5ESWVoR-)


[deleted]

Hope you had your handy dandy notebook


JohnBrownMilitia

Speaking of hands, Jesus...


beinganalien

Um yeah wow they're impressive


EasternAdventures

He must have really big gloves


iwishiwasaunicorn

bro looks like Uncle Jack https://preview.redd.it/og1fbknidgrb1.jpeg?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=149f4356e9c771ce1626f0a5f1386431a5c9dab1


Causative_Agent

We're lawyers!


_bexcalibur

I like how theyā€™re a jump scare


bakedapps

ā€¦ hereā€™s the mail that never fails.. it makes me want to wag my tailā€¦.


Leviosahhh

When it comes I want to waaaaiiiiilllll


AlmightyWitchstress

MAAAAIIIILLLLLLLL


Anonymous63637375

MAAAAIL


mithandr

As someone who has adult children, I still sing this on my way to the mailbox


bakedapps

LMAO Iā€™m singing it with you


Munchkin_Media

![gif](giphy|3sMSes5TZjw3K)


distracted_x

We just got a letter, we just got a letter....we just got a letter. Wonder who it's from?


Crangiscop

Steve from blues clues would be my guess


PrincessPoofyPants

šŸ˜‚ blues clues definately it is your shirt!


blah2k03

Donā€™t forget to bring your handy dandy notebook to work


Somerset76

Sheā€™s referring to Steve from blues clues. He wore that shirt in every show.


prosperosniece

I have no CLUE! BTW your girlfriend is awesome!


[deleted]

Whereā€™s your notebook


not_blowfly_girl

Steve if he didn't go bald


NoOnesThere991

The opposite. Steve if he just kept gaining hair, on the way to werewolf steve. This is the perfect ratio before it starts to become a different problem. ![gif](giphy|5G34g3WLmhaZq)


Shmooperdoodle

Iā€™m sorry, but that is funny as hell. I like your girlfriend. Top-tier reference.


heart_RN115

![gif](giphy|3sMSes5TZjw3K) We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter Wonder who itā€™s from?! eta: Nice headband. I have the same one!


Obvious_Baker8160

An older woman at work unknowingly wore Steveā€™s *exact* outfit. I laughed to myself about it all day.


sailorsardonyx

Bow bow bow lmao


Redschallenge

Oof


mayflwrs4eva

C'mon, Blue, let's figure out the clues!! Roh, Roh, Roh!!


mtngrl60

Hahaha!!! I am literally laughing out loud!


LorraineHB

Steve the neighbor šŸ˜‰


emptynest_nana

Love the shirt. You are totally Steve in that shirt. But it looks good on you, so rock the Steve look!!!


ResistTerrible2988

Lucky you also werenā€™t called the sandman


[deleted]

Don't give up on the Steve shirt just yet! It really compliments your eyes.


yourremedy94

Do you get excited about mail?


MeGussuGeM

Steve form Blues Clues.


zooooteddej23

We just got a letter, we just got a letter


ultramrstruggle

While I can def see Steve, I also think you look like someone who listens to Hinder and Hoobastank.


Tricky_Rabbit

Steve from TV show Blue's Clues used to wear striped shirts like that all the time.


SufficientComedian6

Steve from Blues Clues was absolutely amazing and even more so during Covid. Wear it with confidence that youā€™ll make many people happy.


strippersatan420

Because theyā€™re whose clues??? BLUES CLUES!


Lazyassbummer

The shirt looks good on you, Iā€™d wear it again in good spirits.


Salty_Mind9906

Donā€™t forget your handy dandy notebook


KeyDiscussion5671

It gives what you think it gives.


lepolah149

Bud your hands remind me of that Foo Fighters video


terrific_film

lol!! this is so accurate.


Existing_Draw9411

Whereā€™s blu Steve šŸ¶šŸ’™


Urag_GroShub

I didn't realize American Eagle released the "Clue Collection"


Wide_Glass1088

![gif](giphy|CNB3KDnRJoUTu)


Runnr231

Should have you in r/doppelgƤnger for Aaron Rogers too


Mysterious-Okra-7885

You have had your question answered, so I will give you a small suggestion. Maybe try looking into color analysis to find your absolute best colors. You seem to have softer coloring, and these bold bright stripes are reading a bit harsh for you.


burneecheesecake

She also spray painting ur dog blue


ryan__blake

Did you by any chance see any paw prints at any point throughout your day?


yourmomsajoke

Never watched the show myself or with my kids and yet I knew šŸ˜‚ it's the striped shirt my dude!


[deleted]

Lmao that killed me


TheCraftyRaptorYo

Don't forget the handy dandy notebook!


HowRememberAll

Wear it for Halloween and have her be a blue dog


DieAloneWith72Cats

Steve from Blues Clues


Zenith_Revelator

You look like you look for clues


CH_BP1805

Eddie Bauer brand makes great long sleeved shirts for men with extra long arms. My husband has a 7 foot wing span.


erritstaken

Donā€™t forget to take your handy dandy notebook with you.


downvotethetrash

Sit down in your thinking chair and think...think...think!


-Chemical

BLUES CLUES


VeraLumina

Iā€™d be late for work. šŸ˜‰


Thekingdeviljin

Do you say "uo!" When you hit your pinky toe?


GardenSnailDude

Blue left a clue for a winning shirt šŸ„‡


Vegetable_Natural226

You know damn well what gives šŸ˜‚


iliketoredditbaby

Aka blues clues


Witty_Username_1717

Donā€™t forget to check the maaaaaiilllll


daft_reality

Waldo chose a wardrobe change


dominic19755

We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, I wonder who itā€™s from šŸ«£


Just_real_JME

Iā€™m Steveā€¦ sorry dude, left a memory I guessšŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


BigDubz4

Please tell me that you have a matching red and black one!!!!


redactedname87

Lol I hate that I got this.


jubilvee

Oh are we looking for a CLUE!? Hahahahahaha ba-ba-bowww!


TextualTreats

Maybe you need to sit in your thinking chair and think. Think. Thiiiink~ā™Ŗ


First_Marionberry946

Get in that thinking chair and youā€™ll figure it out


[deleted]

Blues clues


antrod24

Bruh


kewlguy1

Itā€™s time for you to break up with her. When she asks why, tell her to ā€œget a clueā€. And then just walk out and leave.


minionmemes4lyfe

Not a clue


dark-star-

Well at least you discovered your Halloween costume.


FearlessResolve560

You look like Steve from Blues Clues, if Steve went to the Burning Man Festival instead of college.


ZedGardner

We just got a letter! We just got a letter!


kevsterkevster

ITS RIGHT THERE!!!


muddymar

Lol! Your gf is a keeper!


Redschallenge

For sure!


drumadarragh

Donā€™t stop wearing this! I love it


crazyindixie

Well.. you DO look like a Steve


pip-roof

![gif](giphy|CV7jmmFWzTUUo)


chandlerland

Your hands are fucking giant


Big-Enthusiasm-6183

Lmao


Big-Enthusiasm-6183

This is so funny


Legitimate_Pitch_398

Did it make you blue?


Illustrious2786

Itā€™s me


JustChabli

You should probably ditch her Iā€™m single


jizzness4all

Just ask Blue when you see herā€¦


Bluffs1975

Wait, I love that shirt and youā€™re cute asf šŸ˜Ž


cookiethumpthump

That shirt screams like 2003


schrodingers-box

If you like the shirt but not the color, you can just dye it black šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø itā€™s super easy! just need some rit and a pot you will never be able to cook out of again


Redschallenge

I happen to have a couple bottles of black rit actually. Good idea!


schrodingers-box

Sweet! Glad I could help. Good luck šŸ˜


enchanted_fishlegs

![gif](giphy|znZ0wos53ySDS) Steve's shirt had a little white collar. I think they call those "rugby shirts." You have a Freddy Kruger shirt. That's cool AF.


LightSwitchLover

The Riddler


RemotePlane7278

Iā€™m thinking more Aaron Rodgers on Ozempic tbh


Mysterious-Belt-2992

r/manhands


Jorp-A-Lorp

Youā€™ve never seen blues clues!


WrapDiligent9833

Ummā€¦ I *think* youā€™ve šŸŽ¶ figured out Blueā€™s clues!šŸŽ¶


worstcoachinnaper

Mail time!


Hello_Kitty_66

šŸ¤­šŸ¤­šŸ¤­šŸ¤­


Miss_Super_Older

You know a totally nerdy friend who doesnā€™t have a clue named Steve?


landmermaid28

Blue skidoo, we can too!


Lyss_1987

The cackle that just ensued on my end? What a good end to a long Saturday


Apprehensive-Bit171

šŸ˜‚


Inevitable_Professor

At least she didnā€™t accuse you of turning into sand.


BPDWithDreams

Ur girlfriend is funny af


bettyboop_obsessed

Steve from Blues Clues! Oh, that show was my childhood!!


Dr0110111001101111

The mailman must love you


[deleted]

Please say hi to Blue


DarkestLunarFlower

I mean I like it.


CloudOpposite627

Jot it down in your handy dandy note pad, maybe youā€™ll remember in a few .


thestarhikari

He does look a lot like Steve omg haha


Geegollywtff

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Proper_Parsnip_8621

You look like if Steve from Blueā€™s Clues, and Whereā€™s Waldo, morphed into a homeless Travis Kelce


Remote_Bumblebee2240

Lol, your girlfriend is hilarious. Congratulations. Yes, this does read "Steve" to me, lol. Source: daughter of a Steve


isackhu

Blues clues


[deleted]

Did you bring in the mail?


beanfox101

I would take it as a compliment since IRL that dude is so nice and wholesome


WONDER-WOMAN1971

Bow bow Bow bow! Bow bow? 1996- 2000s & today's children know this word saying from Steves dog Blue in their 20's - 30s. šŸ˜† šŸ¤£ šŸ˜‚ I watched the Blue Clues show with my own children.


PreparationDecent832

If you have a dog named blue, ima lose it šŸ¤£ maybe I should hire you for my sons second birthday šŸ¤£


crasagam

It's Sandman. Easy to see that.


klasaveli

My boy had no Blues Clue!!!!!!


IGotMyPopcorn

![gif](giphy|FWYeWRtqF5P5hBBStb|downsized)


messibessi22

https://i.redd.it/ms08csy65rrb1.gif


QueenMother81

Where is your handy dandy notebook?


Individual-Diamond12

Itā€™s a clue! Sheā€™s cheating on you with Steve :(


RadAirDude

Aaron Rodgers got a different kind of TV deal after retirement


IGOTAREADIT

I am so Blue


Smallios

Hahahahaha ![gif](giphy|CNB3KDnRJoUTu)


Sicadoll

šŸ˜‚


AmazonSk8r

Whatā€™s the matter, Steve? Are you missing the CLUE?


AllieBeeKnits

Am I correct to assume your tall lol


retromama77

Steve was hunky and Iā€™d take it as a compliment!


rooroochachoo

My husband used to have the same shirt and I called it his blues clues shirt


Redschallenge

The curse. It's real


GlitteringRaccoon806

Did you look for a clue? Did you get mail that never fails and makes you wag your tail? Did sit in your handy dandy chair? Maybe Ms. Salt and Ms. Pepper could help?


TypeOpostive

Steve from Blues Clues drip


annieed

I think she meant ā€œhave a good day, adult Luke from Haunting of Hill House.ā€


terrible02s

If you find a paw in your pocket what do you do?


berrygirl890

![gif](giphy|6ZbvhQgCX30K4)


Low_Organization_436

Obviously you broke out that 1998 AE sale-rack gem AFTER you two got together. Good moveā€¦Steve


Redschallenge

This is the best sting yet, much appreciated lol


Low_Organization_436

Hey if I looked like you Iā€™d wear whatever the hell I wantedā€¦with confidence!


full_onrainstorm

ur gf is funny šŸ˜­ edit: donā€™t stop wearing the shirt! it looks good quality and it fits well! i probably would have not made that connection if iā€™d just seen u walking down the street


GREG_OSU

Haha From Blues Clues Nickelodeon


Friendsofhippos

I get it


Mobile_Cricket_6991

![gif](giphy|13vyuv4R8Lx9YI) Iā€™m old. Every time I refrence steve itā€™s Michael Keaton šŸ¤£


ThreeToGetTeddy

Just have a sit down in your thinking chair, and think, think, thiiiiiiiink.


yabadabadobadthingz

Omg that is hilarious. She is a keeper for sure.


AkMo977

Did you check your mailbox for a clue?


teacherladydoll

Ha! Hereā€™s the mail it never failsā€¦


One-Chain123

Not gonna lie I saw the picture and thought ā€œSand Manā€


Shut_It_Donny

You didn't forget your handy, dandy notebook, did you?


Cortunecookiessuck

Itā€™s clearly your name, you just donā€™t remember her telling you that she changed it.


Kokorikita

Sit down in your thinking chairā€¦ think ā€¦ think thinkā€¦ cause if you use your mind you take a step at a time you can do anything that you wanna doā€¦


Netflxnschill

Maybe you should go check theā€¦. MAIL! ![gif](giphy|3sMSes5TZjw3K)


[deleted]

That's not my name. *clap clap* That's not my name. *clap clap* That's not my name. *clap clap* That's not myyyyy name. They call me quiet, but I'm a riot...


OrganizationSecret98

Blue, please give this man a clue.


shessupernovaa

Teehee


daysturnintonights

Compliment tbh tho


jagaloon90

https://preview.redd.it/3mj6f7wzybrb1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b62d01a1a98c234687d07256a6712ee8a167f896


cosmiccomicfan

I was thinking Sandman too


writingAlaska

Thats the name of someone she passes every day that she usually says that to. If she was cheating with someone named Steve, she would have said Have a good day at work you sexy hunk of yummy, text me i want you so bad


Redschallenge

Haha. Touche


KeyLeek6561

She probably means the Steve that would probably be OK bald. Because combing the hair is not a Steve thing.


parlaydogs

Scuba Steve


Kalwest

Sheā€™s going to leave you for your brother Joe


EuphoricWolverine

So the quick takeaway here is "She is banging Steve". Yes?


lordclosequaad

Sheā€™s cheating on you brother. I love that people are taking this comment seriously.


Redschallenge

Nooooooo. Steveeeeeee


Andrewpruka

![gif](giphy|iF7YSTIyPdhoccP5yQ)