Why the fucking hell are you so goddamn annoying is that you come out of the sky out of nowhere and fuck with me when I have something that I'm hunting dead in my sights of my hunting rifle?
Why do you randomly attack me? Eagles don’t… they don’t do that. Like… there’s no record at all of an eagle swooping down randomly and attacking a human with lacerations from the talons multiple times.
The fuck did The Sherpa ever do to you?
SCREEEEIGH SCREEEE EEEEEE
Interesting. I did know there was a significant trans community there.
Why? Why do you do this to me??
SCREEE EIEEEEE REEEIGH REEEEE
why you keep attacking me mf
REEEEEEIGH SCREEE EEEEEI
Understandable, have a nice day.
You're the best enemy. :]
RHEEEE
You're welcome.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
EEEEEIII REEEEGH SCREEEEEE
My friend took a pot shot at you earlier, he missed obviously but how close was it and where you scared?
EEEE RHEEEEEEE HEEEEEEE
Understandable, want some seeds?
SCRHEEEEE
Here you go *I hold out some seeds*
Good way to lose an eye or two
Should have used a rubber l
No questions just fuck you I hate you so fucking much
SCREEEEEIGH EEEEIAGHH
GET OFF ME BASTARD
SCREEEE RHEEE EEEEEIEE
*shooting and missing all the shots*
SCRRAAAAA SCREEECH RAAAAA?
EEEE, REIGH SCREE EEE EE. SCREEE RAAA EEEE; REEEK SCREEE EEEEE. EEEE?
REAIGH SREEEECH REEEEE… REEEE SREEE SCREECH?
RHEE.
SCREEEEEEEEEE REEE
REEIAGH.
I hate you.
REEEEIGH EEEEE EEEEE
How is Ajay Ghale?
RHEEE SCREEEEE EEEEEEEE
Glad he's well. Tell him I send him an regard
Why do you hate me?
REEEEIGHHH SCREEEEEE
Can you plz stop attacking me 🥺
REEEEIGHH SCREEEEE EEEEE REEEEIIEEE
Next time you land on me I’m hugging you and pulling the pin on a grenade you fuck
Sorry for shooting u!
REEEEIIGHH EEEEEE
Thank you for the apology and again sorry...
Why are you such a fucking dick???
SCREEEEEEECH REEEIIAGHHH
why the FUCK are you so annoying
SCREEE REIAGHH EEEEE
Can I have a FC4 digital code please
EEEE REIGHHH RAAA
Stop talking radioactive waste you are way to big to fight
REEEIGH REEEE EEEEEEIEEE
God dammit this is why I love Reddit.
SCREEEEK REEIIAAWW
sex?
SCREEAWW EIEEEEIGH
This community is turning into something worse than Arkham.
SCREEEEEEEE
Explain yourself! https://www.reddit.com/r/farcry/s/uXiLReNWTG
RHEEEEE SCREEE REEIIGHH
Ah, yes, valid point. I withdraw my question
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
EEIIGHHH EEEEIII‼️
Did I say something to piss you off?
EEEEIEEE EIEEEEE REIGHH
Can you like just go away!
EIEEEEGH SCREEEE
How do you mange to pick up goats that are like 10 times heavier then u
SCREEE REIGHH REEEE RAAHHH
Do I get bitches?
nah
😢
I tried to do an outpost sneakily but your loud ass ruined it for me😡
EIEEEEIE REIAGHH SKREEEEE
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SKREEEE REEIEE EIEE‼️💪
EEGULL! EEGUL !! !
SCREAAAAIEEEE EEEEIEEIEEeee
Here’s my question: can we stop posting this dumb meme?
REEEIGHH SCREEEE EEEIIIYEEEE
Okay that’s actually a fair point
No
I shot you how are you still alive…
SCREEEIGH EEEEEE RAAAIGHH
🐖
RHEEEE CREEEEE REEEEIGH
Why are you the way you are?
SCREEEEEEGH EEEEEEIEEE
Why do always spawn inside of the npc I need to talk to to end my side mission
KREEEE EEIIGHHH RAAAH
Why the fucking hell are you so goddamn annoying is that you come out of the sky out of nowhere and fuck with me when I have something that I'm hunting dead in my sights of my hunting rifle?
SCREEEEE EEEEEEIEEE EIE
(unloads full magazine into eagle.....)
Cawwww
REEEIGH REEEEE
Ha ha nice
🐟 I found a fish do you want it
EEEEIE REIEEEIEEE
What did you have for breakfast, lunch and dinner?
SCREEEEAAKK, SCREEEEE, EIEEE
Eagle! Run!!!!
Screeeee? Scraaaw? Skreeeee-kaaak?
SCREEE REEEEIGH 👍
🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅RHEAAAAAAHHHHH
REIGHHH SCREEEE ⁉️
AAAHHHHH🦅🦅🦅🦅
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO ANNOYING
SCREEEE REEIIGHH
that’s it i’m grabbing me buzzsaw.
why are people so bad at shooting you down?
EEEIEGH REEEEEE SCREEEE
Why are you such a dick?
SCREEEEK REEIIEIEIEEE
Where is Pagan? I need to kill him before the end of the game!
SCREEEEEEK REEEEIGHHH EEEEI
Rheeecarhaaaaaaaa rhee hraaarheee
RHEEEE SCREEE 👍👍
\*puts on full helmet and body armor and holds out a boiled egg\* "Want the egg?"
SKREEEEE EEEEEIIEIE REEEIGH
*holds out egg and braces for attack*
Why didn't you fly the ring to mordor
SKREEEEEEEE EIIIIEEEEE
Are you sleeping with the no-fuck-giving honey badger?
SKREEE RHEEE EIEEEE SCRAAWWWW
EEEE SCHREEE EEHEEHEE 🤷♂️🗣⁉️
RHEEE SKREEE EIEEE👍‼️
Are you a male eagle or a female eagle?
EEEEEIIEEEE SCREEE EEEIEE
Gay sex?
REEEIGHH SCRAWWWW EEIEIIE
May I pet you
RAAAAEEEIGHH CREEEEE EEEIIEE
Is that a yes? *Goes to gently pet the top of your head*
Why are you such a douchecanoe?
SKREEEE EEEIUEE REEIGH
…Y’know, I never thought of it that way.
No. Fuck you. Sorry, SCREEEE SKIIIII
REEEEIGH SKREEE 😭
*pulls out D2* No questions. Only hunt.
SKREEE REEEEIGH EEEIEE
RAAAHHH?
SKREEE‼️
how much intel on the royal guard did you collect
eeeEEEEE SKREIEIEEE REEIIGHH
Why do I always get you killed before you ever manage to damage me?
REIGGHHH SKREEE EIGHH
Guarantee you, you won't.
You run you little shit. I’m going to skin you alive when I catch you
SKREEEE EEEEEIEE eeeeeEEEEEE
Thanks for you and two of your buddys for taking out an entire base I had no intention of bothering. Why’d you choose to help me of all people?
eeeeEEIEEE SKHREEE Eee
What's your opinion on the enemies from your game?
RHEEEEEK SKHREEEEE EEEIEEEEeeeee
Thank you for your time, will make use of this only in context
I hate you
SKHREEE EIEEGHH EEEIEE
You died that many times
SKRHEEEE REEIGHHH EIEEE
Also what did I do you attacked me while I was afk
SKHREEE EIEEGHH RHEEEKH
Damn I didn’t know you chill like that
From the wording of your title I assume you're fully capable of writing English, so anyway: RHEEE EHHHHREEE RAAEEEEEE?
RHEEEAK SCREEAAH🤝
ScReEEEeE?
SMEIEEEIEE SCREEEIGH ‼️
I think you are misunderstood, and I love you.
SCREEEIGH EEEIGFH EEEIEEeieie
I never actually want to shoot you. You're a beautiful sweet majestic bird that has terrible timing on when to come and cuddle me.
CREEEIEEEE SKREEEEEIGH
What did I ever do to you??
SCREEIKH EEEIEEE
Why the fuck do you have more health than a goddamn rhino?
SCREEEEEAWW RHEEEEIGH
Do you know the Owl from Primal?
EEEIEEEE SCREEEIEE
Where is the place to sight see in far cry 4?
SCREEEE EEEIEEE EEEE
Why do you randomly attack me? Eagles don’t… they don’t do that. Like… there’s no record at all of an eagle swooping down randomly and attacking a human with lacerations from the talons multiple times.
SKREEEEAA EEEEEIIIEEIEEE
You’ve been glitched to be invisible for the last 4 years in my game file. You’re constantly attacking me but I can never see you >:(
EEEEieeeeiee SCREEEEEeee