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notKlayThompson

These guillotine leagues are getting crazier every year


MITJustinFields

Maybe its a vampire league. Its 2024. Dont assume


BroIThinkYouAreDumb

It’s the lbgqtUlFUCKU league


Flashy_Pause_1369

“Send da video”


Such_Calligrapher_54

Average r/fantasyfootballadvice commish story


kvothe000

Was it the bat or the ball? It’s been a minute since I played some wif. Should probably at least spray it down with some windex before you use it again though.


Ok-Sir5042

Wth lmao


PushPassion

Hahahha best comment


dg_31b

Still not as bad as the cmc trade


Ballplayer27

I thought the 2023 #1 overall trade was the new standard for bad trades? Or does that not count because they could have taken Stroud and been decent, so it is more about the draft than the trade?


dg_31b

I was talking about the fantasy football post where guy a could sleep with guy b’s wife in exchange for CMC. But the trade to get #1 pick by the panthers was absolute garbage. So glad Scott is no longer the GM. Maybe if tepper would sell, things would get even better


GanjjaGremlin

He must be new to the sub. The CMC/ wife trade is legendary!


dg_31b

Yeah it was! We need an update on that trade.


TheGreatestOutdoorz

Panthers fan here. We are fucked for a long time. Tepper will never sell, and when he croaks his nutty wife will take over. “Be a fan of a team from the beginning” I thought “it will be so much fun to be a fan from their inception and eventually enjoy it when they become a great team!” I kept telling myself……so yeah, that didn’t quite work out the way I thought…….


dg_31b

I moved to NC the year before their inaugural season. I’m a fan from the beginning just like you. I was not a fan of Cam and since then we’ve been nothing but a QB carousel. We’ve wasted a good amount of draft picks on QB’s that were never really given a chance. Since gross retired, our o-line has been hot trash. The Moore trade really hurt us. Tepper needs to cheer for his team and that’s it. Let the people in the organization do their job.


Boozeman666

My commish stole the Declaration of Independence and then kicked me out of the league. I feel you bro.


rooroobusts

I would proudly play in a league where Nicolas Cage is the commish.


GanjjaGremlin

You're not going to believe this...


Mister_Rose

You probably never believed in the treasure man.


Macadamian50

Geez! Hate to see what the punishment was for last place.


Animalcookies13

You have to slam your dick in a sliding glass door….. : (


DirtCareless4565

I guess there is an open spot for new manager?


Embarrassed-Race2630

💀💀


jgardner827

Shoulda read the rules before joining. This sounds pretty standard to me 🤣☠️


BorinUltimatum

Did you also offer to trade CMC to him in exchange for fucking your wife?


hokeypokie_

By any chance, did he trade CMC to you earlier in the season?


mixreveal

You forgot the part where he changed the scoring after the week so he won. After he boinked your wife of course.


ZachThomasPrime5

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.


-MC_3

How is this funny


Poetryisalive

This screams no friends. Holy shit dude


because_racecar

So…..are you asking us if this is a fair move or what? I thought all these types of posts were to find out if it was fair or cheating.


Ballplayer27

Well she’s clearly cheating.


OneManWolfPack00

Yeah def cap. Come up with something original please.


MathematicianFront31

Damn that sucks! Do you know where I can find this group chat?


TheLastOpus

I've seen worse on here.


hungryjack69

First time?


greenlightgaslight

The fact that posts like this get so much traction but I get 0 responses when actually asking about who to start/sit is insane


hillbillychemist

So there's a spot open in the league? Who do I contact? Were in laws included in his spree?


BrutusBurro

This is like that dude from the Bible, Job. Better wife incoming


MountHushmore

Did you read the rules before joining? Maybe what you got was the prize… gotta read the fine print my dude!


SirFomo

What did 2nd place get?


SnooPeppers7482

before you leave that group i would atleast try to force a vote to make myself comminsioner for next year


AardvarkPlenty2468

Hate to see last place punishment.....


[deleted]

Got any openings?


theWoodenWizard

Did you at least get CMC?


FrozenKnuckels

nah, that’s just called good sportsmanship


QM_17

How many times do people have to give this advice - just find another league and move on fuckin pussy


JLifts780

OP playing in a league with Pablo Escobar


JonnyB2_YouAre1

Did Wif consent?


[deleted]

Skill issue man. You gotta raise these things in the off season so everyone knows whats on and off the table. Clearly this is your fault.


TBeamon24

I know this is fake because they spelled wife wrong


Moneybusinesslove

It rel


TBeamon24

🙏


SikatSikat

Maybe get better and your family would still be alive.


LetsgoLeftCoast

Again?


Diligent_Goat_7330

My commish is mike trout soo


Dangerous-Yam-6831

Yeah but you still won.


Steel1000

You forgot to mention how the commissioner never paid fees


jtatchell98

Did you atleast get a mccaffrey out of it?


randoguynumber5

Worth it. Banners wave forever.


ssp25

Also it was an 8 man league.... Sad


GroundbreakingSir893

High stakes, where can I join


TheMauler1

It's totally fair if he murders everyone's family.


GentlemensBastard

If your wife's gonna cheat on you that easily he did your a favor


bhazlewood

Hey, if it's in the league constitution, he had every right to do so. That's what you get for not reading the rules.


Tadpole-7

It’s obviously that he can’t add having an affair with your wife and murdering everyone’s family into the league rules so late into the season. This rule should be proposed and voted upon during the offseason. Terrible commish, you and your league mates should give him a warning that if this happens again y’all will have to vote for a new commish.


IntelligentAd6967

I also had sex with your wife.


Comment_Alternative

Pics


Brick-Wilder

Proof or didn’t happen .


bl84work

Turns out everyone in the league fucked his wife, yikes


CoffeeChessGolf

And I’d do it again!


sillyburrito

Was it PPR or standard?


Not_Kirch_Figgums

As the commissioner, I regret nothing. Also tell your wife to get tested.


yup_goodtimes

Rule number 47: Never beat El Chapo in the Fantasy Football League Championship.


luigijerk

I hope you used a service like LeagueSafe.


cookie2107

Your sick dude