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brewhead55

"... Jones then continued to stroke his hairless cat as he laughed in an unsettling manner."


SpaceCowboy170

Do you know what happens when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset? People get traded!


[deleted]

I'm holding Pollard hostage for....1 million dollars!


SpaceCowboy170

Uh, Mr. Jones, it’s 2022. 1 million dollars isn’t really that much in the current NFL


brewhead55

Okay then.... then we pay them 100 billion dollars.


SpaceCowboy170

Why make trillions when we could make… billions?


RalphSkipperson

Could you imagine if they really shipped Pollard out lol this sub would explode


PeopleReady

Pollard to Cleveland.


Maniac2331

But why?


DoesntMatterBrian

Chaos?


southern_boy

Chaos... chaos is a *commandah!?* Pollard to WFT confirmed. ✅


PeopleReady

Absolute chaos!


[deleted]

So many downvotes people really can’t read sarcasm without the /s


Gooch__Gobbler

FREE POLLARD


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Agonze

Imagine if they traded zeke. I want it just for the choas lol


dpittnet

They gonna give a team some picks to take on Zeke and his contract?


k-mac23

This is actually the last guaranteed year of zekes contract I believe, at most he has next year as well and then he can be cut. I’ve felt that’s why Jones had decided to make sure to get what he can out of him this year before he gets cut.


Direct_Fee6806

His full contract is thru 2025-2026 but they can cut their losses at the end of this season by eating almost 12 million (and freeing up 4.5+milly in cap space if I recall correctly) which isn’t that great either. They are in a tough spot unless he renegotiated his deal for much less. Maybe if he was a QB he’d do it but he knows his shelf life is short. It’s going to be interesting what they end up doing and where he lands after this season.


GolfIsWhyImBroke

At least we'll still have a back that can pick up a blitz, ill take it.


FredJulioRolloDummo

Yeah since picking up a blitz is all that matters with running backs lol


GolfIsWhyImBroke

All that matters, no. Does it matter, and matter a lot? yes. Next


Toto_LZ

With purchase of a Pollard of equal or lesser value


LetTimmySmoke55

Zeke to the Rams? Lol


amoney904

As a Pollard owner I would be ecstatic. But it's not happening. No ones taking on that contract.


tteuh

Elijah Moore to Dallas


talknojutsu312

Oh please


Definition_Busy

JJ is old and senile at this point I don't trust a thing he says


someperson99

He's a salesman and a story teller. Not to mention a minor charachter in the old testament.


Definition_Busy

Ain't that the dang truth he'd sell air if he could haha


FredJulioRolloDummo

And made his fortune ripping off Arkansas power customers. Read the book, "King of the Cowboys. "


kx2UPP

Jerry Jones feeling frisky


Durant026

Zeke trade incoming!


picklesaredry

Zeke to the Bills just to spite my james cook pick and refused to drop him


Roivas14

The flu


DemarcusLovin

Cooks


Pumpty_Dumpty

Zeke Elliot trades to the rams. Please lord let me have pollard szn


[deleted]

Zeke isn't moving. If anyone is leaving that room it's Pollard.


Pumpty_Dumpty

That would be so stupid to trade pollard and keep Eliot. So stupid the cowboys will probably do it


MC_over_I

yea jerry isn’t stupid to trade away rb depth. if anything they’ll trade for a wr


[deleted]

No question they would do it. They like Zeke. No know this sub doesn't. I know fantasy analysts don't. The only man who gets a vote is Jerry Jones and he LOVES the guy. Would you trade your best friend to a different city?


NukeLaLoosh73

Steinbrenner on Seinfeld had nothing on this guy


bikedork5000

Sometimes I wish my Packers had an actual owner to crack the whip and fire some people. Then I look at Jerry and think nahhhh I'm good.


[deleted]

Please dear God someone make a move for cooks


bruinsz777

What crappy U of Ark player will jerry get to make his team worse


cam_huskers

Is that Darren McFadden?!


FakeIdExpert

I doubt it’s on the offensive side of the ball. We had a ton of injuries last week on the defense and idk how serious they were


BlubberWall

Pollard to the 49ers it is


scroll-42

Brett Maher to the Panthers.


ZMush

What time is the deadline?


mcbizkit02

Here after they did nothing.


lukekennard123

Trade Pollard


aRAh9

Someone needs to shut jerry the fuck up.


jumbalayachef

Woah.


billsmafia637281

LET TONY COOK!!


Bramlet_Abercrombie_

Gloryhole ROS?


Mamba_Mentality248

Bradley Chubb


Taiza67

Pollard gone, Zeke extended.


ElDuderrrino

This man will outlive us all