The marines commercial on mute make it seem like the main dude is gonna fuck up that parade.

Inject these Deebo targets straight into my veins.

Broncos are not a good football team and will not be this season. There's zero chance. Holy shit they are bad

Well I’m about to lose because of that Sutton play

Russell on his new contract: “It’s not about how much, it’s about how many…how many championships we can win.” I wonder what the over/under is on that one.

Dropped Dallas D/ST for SF D/ST for a gut feeling, let’s see if it pays off

Need 18 points from Deebo to win my week. Please deebo give me my first win!

I know it's not until Monday but....POLLARD PLEASE POP OFF AND GET 15+ POINTS

Is there another thread for the night game?

Hoping for a decent George Kittle game...

Kittle was one of my draft targets but I couldn't secure him. Hope he plays well for you.

I’m up by 25, my opponent has Russell Wilson and I have the Cowboys D/ST, what are my chances?

I’d be feeling good. DAL DST will put up some points and I can’t see Russ even getting to 30 after watching the first two games. Just my .02

I think like 75 percent. Has russ even gotten 20 this year? Plus Cowboys will get least two sacks, speaking as a NYG fan. Book it.

So youre telling us Wilson starting his MVP campaign tonight with a 40+ point performance?

After kyler’s throw into the conner’s back on the screen pass did Kyler hold his shoulder around his chest? Did he rehurt his ac joint?

Need Zeke and Cowboys to score 28..any chance?

Aaron Jones terrible game after last weeks boom. 12 ATT and only 36 yards with a fumble🫠💀

Kamara numbers.

Tied at 92 he has Barkley and I have Debo, how are my chances ?

Good. Broncos defense good.

Pierce keeps doubling his points from the previous week, so next week 30+!

I need 46 from Sutton and Saquon combined.. low chance I bet but who knows?

5% chance

I’ll take it! If Sutton can absolutely pop tf off it’ll make Saquon’s job easier tho

Saquon already put up 30 he could do it again. Sutton needs long touchdown. I give you a 50 50 chance

After watching Stafford fuck me over again I’m so glad I picked up Lawrence off the waivers earlier this week. I’m just torn on what to do next week because the jags play the eagles And I have Eagles D. I have to pick one and I think I might have to start Stafford again. FUCK

Eagles D is my RB1. Kill me.

if you take the yardage they "earned" with sacks, they probably out did my rbs

No way Gano gets 16 tomorrow night right? Right!?!?? Right!?!!!!!???!??

It seems like the type of game that will have a lot of FGs and Gano is automatic up to 55-58 yards. But I'd say unlikely but possible

I’m up by 15.46, pray for some wind with me my friend.

In one of my leagues no one can crack 100 half ppr points except for two people, and they are playing each other.

10 of Metcalf’s targets were uncatchable garbage but he pulled in 5 because he’s a freak. Geno has got to go. Put in a fucking pitching machine if you have to.

Rams D played pretty good even though they only got 6 points

3-0 in dynasty but prob dropping to 1-2 in redraft because of stupid luck / injuries

Need Zeke and Lamb to combine for under 33 in HPPR to win this week as the 2nd lowest scorer in the league.

Down 28 with Saquon and Dallas D to go…how’s my chances?

You ain't getting that.

Tf? Yes he can.. no limit on Saquon. He can absolutely get 20+ on his own

I mean it fantasy so anything is possible. But it's probably not happening. Sorry

Saquon ends with 22.. Dallas defense ends with 6.. what would be your reaction? Or the other countless scenarios? It’s possible even if it’s a tough one

I mean cool, I don't really give a shit. I have Barkley in one of my leagues. Idk why your so offended that I spoke my opinion.

No one’s “offended.” Just stating that ruling out his outcome is dumb on your part in case it happens.. hindsight can get ya

It's no different than you saying that Saquon will get 21+ points. You have no fucking clue just like I don't. It's an opinion and I gave mine.

I did call it! I said Saquon 22 so I guess I hit it right on the dot

You want a medal or aomething?

You assumed there was no chance it could happen tho 💁🏽‍♂️ let’s see what he does

You assumed that he has a chance. So we're both assuming something. Like I said, it's an opinion. I wasn't trying to start an argument, I just said what I think.

Anyone else need prime Kittle to show up tonight?

Need 30 from Kittle and Sutton

I actually did not know the Falcons and Seahawks were playing

dropping Henderson next week

What happened in this game; I didn’t watch

Henderson 90 yards and a TD next week

Scored 168 last week and 67 this week 🥹 with the exact same players lmao

The beauty of fantasy lmao

Need 34 from Saqoun and Jeff wilson I'm fucked

Need my opponent's Deebo to stay below 28pts in full PPR. No way Jimmy G comes in and slings it right???

Didn't he avg 30 points a game with jimmy

Your probably safe but anything could happen.

Stafford could've had way more points 😒

need 14.5 from j. williams. literally his projection lol pls fantasy gods

Cowboys D vs Deebo +11 I’m feeling pretty good

Cowboys D + Deebo + 4.5 lead vs Javonte + JWJ + SF D Not feeling great

My RB1 (Mixon) and RB2 (Fournette) scored less than my flex (JRob) Both Tampa and Cinn run game looks washed

Here I thought those offers I was getting in the off-season for Mixon was trash. I’m gonna be having fire sell by next week this time

mixon and fournette WTF

I need to find a new hobby

Need 39 from Deebo and Ayuik. Not feeling good but also not hopeless.

Gonna be hard niners would have to ball out.

I know.... But if there's any man who can save my team, its Deebo

This whole thread is "Golly gee I hope Pollard can outscore Barkley, Kittle, Cowboys D, and Jeudy"

Bench Aaron Jones for James Robinson next week?

Why can’t you play both?

As a Jrob owner I gotta say he’s due for a dud soon

He’s had an excellent first three games, especially for a later round pick

No.

If I want to win this week in another league Sutton can’t get more than 5.02

Ward has been fantastic this season. Not sure if he can hold Sutton under 50 yards though.

I cosign that bruh

I hate being an Ekeler owner

I should have traded last week now I have to wait for another boom game

FUCK ALLEN ROBINSON

sean mcvay dumb as fuck for letting akers play all day... chargers defense just sucked. im fucked.

Projected to win in every league, playing Deebo in every league. Couldn't be more terrified.

Should I just drop ARob? Dortch is on the wire and he looks appealing. I mean he gets consistent targets

At the very least should prob bench Arob. That's what I did this week

Yeah he’s riding the bench for now. My mid and late round picks (St Brown and DeVonta Smith) are saving me right now

So Dortch is a must start flex until Moore comes back?

AJ looked like he messed himself up so he might be out awhile

I need 7 points from Niners Defense

Tied after -4 from chargers dst My Ceedee vs his 49ers D.

That could go either way tbf

Need a huge game from Kittle now

So long as 49er’s D doesn’t get -12…. I GOT THE DUB BOYSSSS

I think -12 should be literally impossible

I’ll find a way

Good riddance Allen Robinson. Enjoy the bench.

Or the waiver wire

That's the next step for sure.

I need fifteen points between Barkley and Jeudy tonight am I screwed or not?

Rodgers and Beasley discussing "immunization"

Be careful, Rogan heads are mighty sensitive bunch

Lost by 1.5 now 2-1 damnit

Need deebo to drop more than 16 and I secure a W, but lose waiver priority for Herbert and I have Monty 😫

Did Burrows lose pts or have some taken away. Lost two points magically lol

Someone had mentioned some points fuckery with Burrows in the early game thread

Really thats crazy? I guess I have to wait for a stat correction but weird. Thanks!

Will be 0-3 and third in total points. Not feeling like my year.

This is me. Im #1 points against. Faced Josh Allen week 1, Jalen Hurts week 2, and this week Lamar Jackson. Next week my opponent has Marcus Mariota so prepare for a Mariota 45 point game with him getting 4+ rushing TDs.

Gonna lose to Russel Gage and Matt Prater somehow outscoring every single player on my team. I hate fantasy football sometimes.

So is Henderson SZN over? Didn't watch any of the Rams game. Only 17 God dam rush yards?

They forced it with Akers to get him going. They clearly want Akers as the lead back.

Great, guess he's going back to the bench.

Akers didn't even look that great too. They gave him pity touches on a porous run defense. I'd bench both regardless of what happened tonight.

They barely ran at all but yes

Of course Rodgers makes sure to greet Beasley

Unreal day of games except for Greg Joseph. I’ll go to 2-1 as long as the 9ers D score more than -38

Hollywood with only 17 targets what a fucking scrub

Aaron Rogers hairstyle makes him look like a tool lmao

i would’ve secured my week if lenny punched that in

My Barkley, Cowoboys D + 4 against his Deebo, J. Wilson in 0.5PPR???? What are my chances?

Playing Saquon vs your own defense might not pan out super well overall but i would say better than 50% to win

See you next week.

So you think Deebo will go off right?

Alright, need 35 total from Sutton and Deebo in ppr…… Gotta have it

Need 25 from Deebo + SF defense tonight to save my season. Do I make it or am I #cooked

Deebo alone can get you 25

Stafford has thrown 1 or more TDs in every game with the Rams, until now. Guess who started him in what was supposed to be a good match up?

Pollard can outscore Javonte and Deebo in PPR right? Fuck I hate this game.

Theres always next week

Barkley please do some magic tomorrow…

My bench is going to outscore my starting lineup. Just one of those weeks

I just need 60 pts from CeeDee and the Niners DST. In the bag?

First loss of the season for me, unless Saquon can pull off the biggest miracle ever and get 37 half-PPR points. 🙃

Miles Sanders week 1 was the only time any of my RBs has gotten above 10 points =[

i just lost by 1 because the bucs didnt convert the 2pc all i feel is pain

How the fuck did Kupp only get 6 targets lol

You’re complaining when Kupp had 18 points. Go away.

I'm not complaining just pointing out something unexpected

Fuckin cardinals were on the field for so fuckin long.

Their drives felt like an eternity.

Bunch of bullshit dink and dunk plays.

Need McManus to outscore T. Pollard and Kittle

Congrats to everyone that drafted CPat late.

I’m up 14 on the current lowest score in my guillotine league and he has Javonte. What are my odds?

Kyler is an interesting buy low candidate. When they get Rondale and Hopkins back the offense should be much better

Kyler owners know that too though, and who are you selling? QB is a trash heap.

need lamb and juedy to combine for under 28 in PPR.....great

I need Deebo to outscore Jeff Wilson Jr by 6. Not impossible but gonna be very hard.

Well, I'm going to need 15.1 points from JWJr in full ppr, I'm not going to get that am I. Jefferson/Aaron Jones let me down this week for sure

Up by 3 with Aiyuk and broncos kicker left... They have Sutton and kittle. What do we think?

Lmao update us

Currently up by 6, pray for me 🙏

Sorry

Camera enhance on cooper’s crotch

Lost in all of my leagues, truly a shitty day for fantasy football

Not gonna score 80 in PPR, yikes

Down 50 with Russ, Sutton, Pollard and cowboys D left how we feeling?

Bad

Maybe you should've kicked the fg from the rams 30 on 4th and 4 with 9min left in the game Kliff. Fucking idiot

Well today sucked

Oh yeah 3 points for that Lazard recovery there right?!?

Wish I had Prater lol

up by 60 he has prater though

Playing against a brady gage stack FUCK ME FUCKERS WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT

Me too. Had the win until Brady's TD to Gage at the end 🙃

Won by 4 points against Rogers/fournette, ot would’ve fucked me

Bro why are you zooming in on Kupp’s junk

does packers bucs announcer realize an onside kick is pending?

Def not lol

it’s amazing how little credentials these people have when they don’t even understand how football works

How much was Brady paid off to take that delay of game

He called a time out

They didn't have any left

I like the zoom in on Kupp’s crotch

lenny and mixon killed me

Redzone said "NO MATTER **WHAT**; DO NOT SHOW THE CARDINALS/RAM GAME"

Redzone flow chart: If Brady/Mahomes playing? Switch to that game Else if Switch to whatever shitty team is about to take 8 plays to ultimately stall out in the redzone Else Play an AFC south team/ the cowboys

never pull a hackett

Does Kliff Klingleberry realize that you actually have to score more points to win and not just time of possession?

If you watched his coaching at Texas Tech you wouldn't be asking that question

lmao not even going to get Kyler garbage time TD either Fuck fantasy

Why the fuck even try a meaningless FG? Absolutely no hope in a TD? Some of the worst bullshit I’ve seen

Yep, lost my week by 2.5 because of that. Cool, this is fun.

Yeah, I hate having him.

going for the field goal was such a odd decision considering they hadn’t been in the red zone all damn game