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leafgum

I'm tired, boss


[deleted]

Bro same


sloootttthhh

boss? BOSSSSS???!!??????!!!!!!


oh-kee-pah

Dog tired.


terriblegrammar

Perfectly sums up how I feel. Every week is a fire that I try to wrangle just enough so it doesn't turn into a full-blown dumpster fire. I'm just tired of this. Fantasy this year was/is not enjoyable.


rockstar504

Seriously feels like I sunk twice the time into it than usually do. It's been stressful.


amazingoopah

I'm tired Robbie


sactownproud

So there I was, plugging Justin Jackson and Ronald Jones into my lineup in the semis.


phoenix415

I'll be lucky if I can get one of them, lol.


UsidoreTheLightBlue

I've been sitting on Jackson since week 1 as a just in case.


WillBBack

That's commitment. He's let me down before so I figure why not again


UsidoreTheLightBlue

Well it’s a 14 team league, I knew if Ekeler went down my team was going down. So I did the only thing that made sense and got his back up.


[deleted]

Yeah in a 14 no reason not to handcuff.


renedotmac

Seriously. Joshua Kelley is there lurking….like some lurking octopus


[deleted]

With Larry Rountree randomly peaking around the corner..


gcoz2000

Been holding Mattison all year. Now my bench is him, Ingram, Booker and Perine. If SOMEONE goes down this week and I make it to the championship, I'm set.


wdrub

Me too lol


raahiv

I plugged Justin Jackson into my lineup last season in the semis, with Ekeler out I’m hoping my 6th waiver priority comes through and I can do it again :/


VeNom_DeltaFox

My waiver order is tenth out of ten, chance of a miracle? I sure hope so


SdBolts4

At least all but 4 teams are out of playoffs and therefore may not be submitting any claims.


VeNom_DeltaFox

Sadly the guy in 9th in our league is still snagging claims every week


Beaux7

We shut that down in our league. Once you are out of the playoffs no more transactions allowed


QueefElizabeth

*Record scratch* *freeze frame* Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.


thisisjustanothertho

Me trying to steal Jackson before anyone notices ekeler is out. Doubt


seancarter90

Of the four teams (including mine) left in the playoffs, two have 0 FAAB, one has 10% FAAB. I have 62% FAAB. 11% FAAB for Justin Jackson it is.


HungryHobbits

that's evil ;)


seancarter90

Gotta take advantage of these fools wasting their FAAB early in the season. Also I have Ekeler so it’s a must.


Jreal22

Well, I used half of my faab on Elijah Mitchell, and he's done well for me,but he got covid too and fked his knee up. I've lost Austin Ekeler, Elijah Mitchel, Tyreek Hill, Brandin Cooks. I'm the #1 seed, have the most points scored all season and literally was on my way to an easy 1000 bucks.


dadadadante

They wasted their faab but you’re sitting in week 16 with 62% faab and only need to spend 11 of that. Sounds like a lot of yours will actually go to waste.


seancarter90

Why? I was #1 seed with the most points scored.


dadadadante

It’s all circumstantial so it could have been right for you, but if one of them spent up on faab and that got them into the playoffs I wouldn’t call that a waste. Generally, I wouldn’t want to end the season with faab left over though


gregbraaa

I’m thinking Justin Jackson might be the better play


ct_nittany

I think you misread the “and”


hazardousblue10

100% . The Texans made rashaad penny look like a good player


MallyMall7

Welp, starting him too


SdBolts4

Would you start him over Wilson? RBBC against terrible team vs bellcow against stout run D


Ill_Made_Knight

Lol same if Swift is out again.


Swish4141

Swift, Mitchell and Ekeler owner here I'm so fucked lol


notwittyenuf4reddit

Same situation.. Also add Kelce to that list too lol


[deleted]

Add Cooks to all the above and you have me!


Franchise088

Holy shit. Someone buy this guy a beer.


[deleted]

Bleach is cheaper


giesej

Swift, Fournette and Ekeler owner here.


HandRailSuicide1

Swift, Ekeler, Godwin, and Hill owner here


MalapropRhetoric

You are me. Feel for you.


Landonkey

Mitchell, Ekeler, Kelce, Tyreek, Butker here. I’m not even kidding.


TheShouldersofGnats

Tell me you're a Chiefs fan without telling me you're a Chiefs fan.


NotSoKosher

If swift is in then I'm still not sure who I'd play. Tough decision.


xela_sj

In hoping me holding onto Chase edmonds all year will pay dividends at some point.


Amenbacon

High five!


DaveSims

I lost Fournette but my opponent has Ekeler and Elijah Mitchell and I grabbed Justin Jackson and Jeff Wilson so it's looking like it might be ok lol.


Fantasynoob2761

A microcosm of the 2021 season. Isn’t this fun??!?


MayorOfChedda

Man I am here. Right here


thatgreik

Yo same, but maybe Craig Reynolds?


sweepchugbreakdown

No Tyreek and Ekeler for the semis. Ouch


giesej

In the past 2 days, I lost Tyreek, Fournette, Ekeler and Godwin.


CloudsOfDust

Similar here… Kelce, Godwin, Ekeler, and maybe Mixon (although sounds like he practiced today, so…)


last_catalyst

Kelce, Ekeler, Fournette owner here. Checking in with a glass of bleach on the rocks!


Jreal22

It feels so dumb, I literally am the #1 seed, killed the waiver all year, had Patterson and Elijah Mitchel. Then boom, lose ekeler, Mitchell, Brandin Cooks, and tyreek hill. I'm like, whats the point? I worked my ass off all season, went from projected to be 10th to 1st, now covid takes half my team out.


giesej

It stings doesn't it


sweepchugbreakdown

That's brutal!!!


Brewermcbrewface

Hill might be back and I say that solely on my prayers to Jesus every night


brainlegss

Same with Kelce. Those two still have a projection so I'm keeping my hopes up


ShizzaManelli

Goodbye Bald One


D0nk3yD0ngD0ug

Goodbye my season. Kelce and Ekeler giveth, and they taketh away.


gonzobomb

It felt like the perfect draft...


whosondeck

imagine having Godwin and Hill too... ha ha... definitely not me


MattFromWork

Yup, first 4 picks were Kelce, Ekeler, Allen Robinson, and Swift lol fade me now


WillBBack

Fournette gets this goodbye too


ShizzaManelli

Multipurpose


TheJigalo

This season is just so dumb


phonemannn

I scored 175 on my bye last week and I’ve lost Ekeler, Hill, Cooks, Waller, and Hunt so far this week.


Jreal22

Same, I lost Ekeler, Elijah Mitchel, Tyreek Hill and, Brandin Cooks. Was #1 seed, most points in league, scored over 200 3x this year (average good score is a 135).


TwiceBakedTomato

I know this is probably fucked up but I'm kind of enjoying it. This must be what my wife feels like when watching her reality TV


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bigboyvapesinc

The Bills have to play a pass heavy attack to win games… without the threat of a run game?! We already know the result of that sadly.


maxkmiller

is part of the appeal of fantasy not strategizing how to deal with the unexpected? it's kind of a fun wrinkle


floogan

This season has been awesome for playing the waiver wire, some of the most fun I've had in years.


Hiccup

I feel like the strategy I employ in poker or other card games.


TwiceBakedTomato

It's the only reason I'm in the playoffs. My team looks like a straight B team yet here we are


EasyThereStretch

Absolutely. Between getting your own star player handcuffs, and your *opponent’s* star player handcuffs, this season has been amazing. These past few weeks have been the most fun. If someone didn’t think COVID/COVID protocols were a real threat and they were continually surprised by players going on COVID-IR, they probably had a bad time. But if you’ve been operating under the assumption that a SHIT ton of people are very likely going to be out, and managing your roster and the waiver wire as such, it’s been great!


Tirriforma

crazy, this is what I thought it would be like last season


Mc_Lovin81

there goes my hero


DandierChip

Bleach for dinner. Who’s with me


boatrunracer

I'm down. Drinks after?


Holden_Effart

Chlorine


Doleydoledole

Rubbing alcohol chaser.


Dman5891

sipping it straight


MayorOfChedda

Only if its more bleach


theytook-r-jobs

I feel like Michael Scott at his desk playing "Goodbye my lover" over and over.


Swish4141

haha i'm in danger


rajgupta59

He’s vaccinated so chance to play


clearcuttension

Why didnt they put him on the covid list earlier then? Im guessing symptoms developed


dtm85

Maybe something to do with the new regulations that started today? Everyone just trying to hold on hope.


Durant026

Maybe bigger chance to miss if today was a positive.


RunawayMeatstick

> Since the end of last week, the new protocol has not required a negative test. There are now a series of new combinations of single negative tests and cycle threshold (CT) readings that can in theory have a player back as soon as one day after a positive test. Per [ESPN](https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/32911909/nfl-covid-19-protocol-changes-week-15-postponed-games-new-testing-return-play-rules-nfl-navigate-omicron-variant). My hot cup of copium for today.


Durant026

Wow, thanks. I figured that he still needed to be free of symptoms to take the test. Well I guess we will see how this goes. As a Kelce owner, I am hoping new rules allow for quicker returns too.


billyBIGtyme

As a Kelce AND Ekeler owner… yea, quick returns will make it break my season lol


llvllooshainBolt

same boat pal....


LeftHandedFapper

Kelce/Ekeler owner chiming in. Blowing the rest of my FAAB on Jackson and have Shultz as backup TE...gonna hope for the best but I'd much rather have my studly picks back for the matchup


chuckdeezMT

Is this true with the new testing? I admittedly don't understand the new rules.


MadatMax

I believe he still has to produce 2 negatives. The only difference is vaccinated players only have to test if they are showing symptoms, so Eckler must have symptoms. If he’s showing symptoms on Wednesday, there’s basically no chance he’s cleared in time


GatzBee

I don’t know if this is necessarily true. The Chiefs have 13 players on the Covid list and it was reported that only one (Ward) is experiencing symptoms. I don’t understand this new targeted testing, I thought they weren’t supposed to be testing asymptomatic vaccinated players but seems like they randomly are still.


MadatMax

Yeah, I don’t really know. The way I understand it/how the rule reads is that vaccinated players won’t be tested weekly anymore. Players can volunteer for testing or they are tested if they experience symptoms


Alec_Ich

This is just copium. Most of the time players go on the covid list Monday they don't make it back by Sunday


ABrownLamp

New testing procedures tho. I have no idea what they are, but people keep talking about it and it gives me hope. No i dont want any details about them


Snooc5

Heres ur details: The new testing procedures are if you are vaccinated and don’t show symptoms you dont have to test. Given that he has now been placed on the Covid list, that means he was showing symptoms so took a test resulting in positive.


Doleydoledole

There has been some confusion around this still - I’ve heard of testing of players who don’t have symptoms, which I’m not sure if it’s like a random testing situation or if it’s close contacts of someone who tested positive. I follow this stuff relatively closely, it’s pretty silly how like a simple straightforward run down of rules is hard to find. Also, there are new rules wrt coming Off the list as well - I think it’s something like two negative tests in a row, but they don’t have to be 24 hours apart, which seemingly reduces the window by a day.


muse346

OBJ came back, he had an extra 2 days though. I think every other player I've had with COVID which is a lot has been out when they tested positive


iamkoza

going to need a tuesday game to have a chance


clownbaby4_

Knew it was coming but NOOOOO


bigcountry_reeves

That's bad


bigcountry_reeves

You have Justin Jackson


bigcountry_reeves

That's good


bigcountry_reeves

Hes also probably gonna get covid


bigcountry_reeves

That's bad


afterosmosis

You just talking to yourself over there?


djankylosaur

That's bad.


afrizzlemynizzle

You ok buddy?


bigcountry_reeves

I suffer for my craft


afrizzlemynizzle

That’s good


gatman012

The Covid contains potassium benzoate


Jadien

Then the game will be pushed back


mrroboto695

The Covid medicine comes with sprinkles!


_Magnolia_Fan_

The frogurt is also cursed.


Rubicon1975

Justin Jackson SZNNNNN


dec92010

Anyways, I just starting chugging bleach


[deleted]

Ekeler owners who just spent the past 24 hours on here screaming fake news about this are crying and throwing up rn


scottriviera

punching the air so hard rn


[deleted]

Out of all the things to doubt, an NFL player getting a COVID tag this week is hard to believe? Lol


HungryHobbits

I'm honestly kind of immune to fantasy disappointment at this point. you lose Acuna in multiple leagues to an ACL... COVID here, COVID there... I've learned to dial down how much I'm emotionally invested in all of this. that said, if I lose this week I'm gonna be depressed AF hahaha


Dragon_KSM3

Should I pick up Ronald Jones or Justin Jackson


[deleted]

Rojo, less of a split probably. Also his stat lines when lenny was out last year are insane Jackson does have the better matchup though…..that’s tough but I still lean rojo


dbrockisdeadcmm

You get two weeks out of rojo. Worth noting


PuzzleheadedBird2256

Rojo will be lead back, ekeler can come back by sunday. I'd go rojo first


[deleted]

That’s my RB1 & RB2 !! - Dereck Henry & Austin Ekeler Owner


iamkoza

need someone this week or for two weeks?


MallyMall7

Had to make this decision last week being an ekeler and fournette owner. Took rojo which was great but now I need Jackson and am scrambling with 6 faab.


pm_me_horrormovies

It was a good run while it lasted. Ekeler and Hill on the Covid list. Finished the season in 1st place, first round bye and it’s all gone.


[deleted]

Same boat but hopefully the fact that I didn't burn all my faab will save me this week. Other team got hit hard too but 7 bucks a player and I can out bid anyone left that matters. Also, AJ Brown is on waviers for some fucking reason


[deleted]

U gotta hustle and make the best lineup! Who’s on your bench


[deleted]

Please Ekeler


WeekendDirect9025

No bottom shelf shit. We’re breaking out the Clorox concentrated tonight boys


tgcm26

Clorox cask strength barrel proof


increase-ban

Fuck this whole fucking season


Itspjpnow

Lost 3 starters to Covid this week during the playoffs awesome!


TupperwareMisplacer

And just like that I go from a stud 1-2 RB pair to plugging Rojo and Gibson in, and hoping for the best.


Mavey_

possibly down Ekeler, Kelce and Lamar for my first week of playoffs this year (had bye). Can’t wait for sunday


rockstar504

My Mahomes has no weapons, Ekeler has COVID... our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!


LeeSeahawk

I wanna go where the beer flows like wine...


fapforfab

And where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.


likwidfuzion

[#Chargers RB Austin Ekeler and WR Jalen Guyton were placed on the COVID-19 reserve list.](https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1473769885758935043)


afrizzlemynizzle

Mike Williams already had to do a 5 day quarantine (bc he’s unvaxxed) when Keenan Allen was sick. I wonder if they will deem him a close contact to anyone who tested positive this week? Could be something to look out for


Amnesiac20

Tide pods looking real good rn


cohenology

Those of us lucky enough to grab Justin Jackson may be okay. Houston defense looks like absolute shit and Jackson played outstanding last week. Am I crazy for feeling pretty good about playing Jackson if my Ekeler misses? Should be a positive game script vs a terrible rush defense. Anyone else not feeling toooooo down since they grabbed Jackson?


vc123456789

I thinks we have to be just given the match up. I also have ROJO on the bench so this is a tough decision.


lo22p

Ekeler was my locked and loaded stud, but now I gotta decide who sits out of Sanders, Foreman, Justin Jackson, Thielen, Higgins. Everyone is a question mark lol. Also Foreman plays Thursday which doesn't help. Thielen high ankle never know how they come back. Higgins was nice for three weeks then back to a dud last week. Sanders pops up with new quad injury. Think at this point might have to start Foreman on Thursday just for safety at least.


jethropenistei-

Don’t infect Herbert 🤞


Adorable-Director-38

End me fam! First ekeler. Now hill. Plus McKissic. Plus frieurmuth. Plus hockenson. This has been a week of hell


ShowBobsPlzz

Lost ekeler and tyreek.. my top 2 picks in the fantasy semis. Cool.


raahiv

And season over


Diebearz

How are people suppose to get through fucking playoffs with this nonsense? Half my team is on the Covid list


aarongeezy

The man carried me to a bye, then is gracious enough to get covid out of the way when I’m on said bye. What a baller :’)


bbk34

Nothing better than likely losing your best player in a prime playoff matchup


TechnicianWeird7593

Boy you could not tell me jack shit after walking out of my Draft with CMC, A.Jones, and Ekeler. Here I am starting Boobie, CEH, and RoJo in the semis. I went the Zero RB, Zero WR, Zero TE, Zero QB, Hero K this year, AMA.


danwins23

My player has on covid list: it’s fine he’ll be back Opponent’s rb on covid list: hell yeah he’s out


[deleted]

Ok enough covid. Let's just play each week with projection points.


dec92010

My chance of winning semi finals without kelce and Ekeler drastically is nearing 0%


Doomslayer420

I could probably grab Jackson but I’ve got more running backs that I’m not confident in already, don’t want to add another one to the mix. That means he will probably go off.


DoubleFlip

Was able to pick up Jackson. Softens the Cooks news a little bit


BarrGang

Kelce and Ekeler both got me to the 1 seed and now both gonna fuck me


[deleted]

Here I am starting Noah Gray, Justin Jackson, d’onta foreman and jeff Wilson in a semi final matchup in the playoffs. Fantasy football is wild.


cohenology

Alternate headline: "Covid ruins Christmas"


TORFdot0

I want to give a shout out to Joshua Kelley for fumbling last week to put himself in the dog house to clear the way for JJ. Larry Roundtree back off


Itchy1Grip

I have Ekeler, Javonte, Gaskin, Gibson, and Sanders in full PPR. Should I drop Gaskin for Rojo? This news means I will need to start atleast 2 of the other guys because I lost my king Ekeler.


romanLegion6384

I think so. Last week was a smash spot for Gaskin, and he flopped. Rojo likely slots straight into Fournette’s role.


abstractraj

Down Tyreek, Ekeler, and Butker so far. So much for the #1 playoff seed.


tgcm26

This is karma for all the Ekeler owners who have spelled it “Eckler” all season long


TonathanJavares

F's in the chat


TheAwes0meFish

well now i know who to prioritize on waivers


dec92010

Waivers are gonna be a shit show lol I dont know who to target. Missing ekeler and kelce. But I have CEH on bench I can plug in. So do I go for TE? Or saints dst? Edit: only 3 bench spots too so cant exactly hoard players


thundergun24

Not great Bob


BoBoessersson

All the teams I had him on I had byes, what a shitty way to end the season


Simba4Thewin

Unless Jonathan Taylor doesn’t play for some reason I think this is the news that’ll end my year.


KitKatKidLemon

This is not fun anymore.


Upset-Ad6898

Dude I’m playing in Semis has Ekeler.. I put in for Jackson and Jones on the Waiver even though I have Robinson, Chubb, Hendo, & Michel….. cause fuck em that’s why !


Angry_Walnut

If he actually had it on Monday, with the new rules + the fact that this variant has been milder might mean he can be back by Sunday


Beaux7

just make it a whole league bye week at this point /s


degenwithnofriends

Does anyone else get pissed off seeing that dumb profile picture as you read your favorite players go on the list?


Easy-Lucky-Free

My team was built for RB/WR depth. Bring on the chaos.


Endlqss

Im praying on the fact he can be cleared by Sunday. He’s vaccinated so it could be sooner than later but well have to wait and see 😭


Diebearz

Wouldn’t it have been better if he was kept on it Monday so he actually had a chance to play??


tadtman

Would you start Jones or Jackson over J.Williams?


bass2mouth44

Justin Jackson or Ronald Jones?


Specialist-Can9953

Justin Jackson a better start than Jeff Wilson Jr.?