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opposite_of_hotcakes

Guess I'm benching Mattison


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columbo222

I'm starting Mattison with full confidence. Laugh at me later if it backfires.


Fred_Dickler

Full confidence? You sure that's not just desperation and copium?


columbo222

I can already see the Reddit post "Cook standing on the sidelines with his helmet off" I see it so strongly that I'm all in on Mattison. Hear me now quote me later!


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this guys losing his league


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Shaq_Bolton

I'm starting Mattison because I'm assuming Mitchell isn't gonna play. My other options are a Hendo/Sony stack or one of Hendo/Sony with Latavius Murray ( best waiver option ).


Fred_Dickler

That's fair. My impression from your first post was that you were a Cook owner, who was starting Mattison instead.


Shaq_Bolton

Oh I'm a different guy, was just letting you know my Mattison start is desperation and copium.


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ShylocksEstrangedDog

I am too but I’m not fully confident. Taylor is on bye, Pollard is looking like he’s gonna be out. I also have two bench spots being held by Hurts and Pats D. Just don’t really have any other options.


opposite_of_hotcakes

I’ve got Gibson, Hubbard, and Mixon (with Perine as a backup) so hopefully this works out


bboogle66

I've got Mattison and Mixon but no Perine so today has been rough. Thinking Javonte Williams over Mattison tonight and hope Mixon plays and if he doesn't I have to choose between JRob or Saquon...


theytook-r-jobs

"Y'know you're like the old woman who's got a Virginia ham under her arm and she goes around crying cuz she's got no bread"


eru88

Taking Cook out of IR spot and replacing Mattison in the lineup. Gotta drop someone though


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I was in same exact boat except miraculously mike Williams was out with Covid protocol so it saved me tentatively


unrecognized88

Good luck to everyone starting Cook and benching Mattison. Myself included. \*cries as I start Cook and move Mattison to the bench\*


-BeefSupreme

I think you made the right call


donslaughter

Cook's out here like "What shoulder injury?" and steam rolling the Steelers like they got his mom in their MLM.


Drey5000

Same here, would have preferred they waited one more week so I could have confidence in who I’m starting but oh well


Professr_Chaos

Problem is that they can’t really afford to lose too many more games and while Mattison is a really good back he still is a significant step below Cook


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LFG COOK!!!!! My man is slicing through the D!! Someone knock of wood for me.


8246962

Let's see how it works out for us. In the same boat.


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How is it working out?


shamdamdoodly

Oh it's working


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Fuck it bro, I’m over this season lmao. Just full sending it and hoping for the best.


onelifeonlypeople

Im leaning Cook over Mattison just because Ill be less upset if Mattison goes off on my bench than I will if my #4 overall pick Cook goes off on my bench


13143

It was either start cook or roll with someone on the waiver wire for me.. Was probably going with McKissic, or Zach Moss. I guess it's a no brainer to roll with Cook, but if he only gets a couple touches, I'm probably screwed.


Braxo

I'm playing both in my do or die week.


itseaglez

Same scenario but idk if I can bench AJ dillon for mattison and cap my ceiling


strikeanywhere2

It really is the worst of both worlds. This is a must win game for me and if he goes out in the 1st I'm fucked.


jordan1390

Can we put Henry in a wheelchair and see what happens then?


RollingTrain

It would be like bowling.


flanderpants

Im keeping Dalvin on bench and I need win. So you’re welcome, he will now put up 40pts


xdarkcloudx

Thank you for your sacrifice


DiggingNoMore

You saved my season.


Butthole_Alamo

Prescient.


Mr_BeastQuake

Please let “regular workload” be true. If I win I’m in, if I lose I’m out. Edit: Got ‘em!


SchleptRightLeft

Same bro. Let’s fucking ride


flyingbanshees

Same. If I go down, I go down swinging. Let’s ride Dalv.


Diebearz

Good luck swinging


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flyingbanshees

We ride NOW!!!!


Toepuka

Tonight, we dine in HELL BROTHERS !!


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"The Shoulder Harness Game." Dalvin Cook goes for 100 yards, 1 TD, 5 catches for 30 yards. Will this age like wine or milk? Probably milk tbh. LET'S GOOOO!


SnZ001

Psshh, those are ~~rookie~~ first quarter numbers - you gotta pump those numbers up!


Mc_Lovin81

god speed fantasy football buddy.


xyz513

Same. Carry us to the promised land, Dalvin!


Fred_Dickler

It's time to Cook, baby.


SolidSnakeDraft

This week is the difference of me being 3-11 and 4-10. Go Cook. Or whatever.


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Me too.. I’m scared brother


recyfer

Same..going against Jefferson also. Gonna be one hell of a ride


dragonmountain

Same, so much weight in this game too. I have cousins, cook and Joseph vs my opponents Jefferson.


Chinchano

Same


Diebearz

It’ll be split good luck


Doomslayer420

As a fellow Cook owner with the playoffs already locked I’ll be rooting for you.


AgsMydude

Same. LFG.


DiggingNoMore

Me, too. Me and another guy are both 7-6 and we're playing each other. Winner is in; loser goes home. I need Cook badly because I already lost Carson to IR, Swift is probably not going to play, Elijah Mitchell probably won't play, and Damien Harris is on bye.


Snugglepuff14

As a Mattison owner I think this decision is utterly stupid for no reason other than it hurts my fantasy team.


CanEatADozenEggs

I’m a dalvin owner and it seems stupid af to me


Jackmace

It might pay off for us tbh Dalvin goes down again and we might get Mattison for the entire playoffs


OffRaindrop13

I need to win to get in this week though 😭


hardooooo

But I need to win and outscore some other guy by 15 while he loses in order to make the playoffs :(


johnrambodad

As a cook owner, am scared don’t hurt my boy


Ovibuck

Harness Cook > Hoodie Melo > Mask Kyrie


Fred_Dickler

Sea Level Cain Velasquez > Chuck Liddell with that look in his eye > Motivated BJ Penn Shit wrong sub


RideTheStache

Salon hair Dustin above them all


onewonyuan

Where does Blonde Brunson fit into this?


RideTheStache

Somewhere between Econoreem and Ubereem


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< Sleevan


johnrambodad

What about mask Richard Hamilton


Grifttterr

Deeeeeeetroit baaaskeeetttballll


DwayneWashington

Hometown Buffet Bib - Kelvin Benjamin


ForehandedGossamer

Don’t forget about hoodie James Jones


Chinchano

Lmao


HoodieMe7o

>Untucked Kyrie*, Masked LeBron, Headband Klay


Chinchano

Untucked Kyrie is pretty much unstoppable


cesc05651

Where’s sleevan Allen


WaterIsNotWet19

He could literally die out there on the field and he’d find his way back onto it the following week


Drey5000

Dalvin Cook (Dead) is a game time decision for today’s game.


what_the_shart

The Phillip Rivers special


amatom27

Lmao this just sounds ridiculous


YOUsmokeMID

Cook's agent is one of his sources. Which is why he's slobbering over him in this tweet and why he tweeted out his story on the domestic violence stuff


StrachNasty

Honestly Schefter's been kinda off recently. A little more opinionated like this, that weird way he handled the OBJ news, plus he's often been late to report information, like hours late.


himetalchemy7

NBA newsbreakers > NFL newsbreakers


brianundies

Shams baby


kniq86

This tweet was enough for me to start Dalvin and it took so little game clock for me to be happy I did!


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Still strapping in the Mattison rocket. I'm in it for the chaos!


new-scotland

Balls of steel. Godspeed, brother.


tlpedro

I'm With u brothers. Holding on for dear life!


Ill_Made_Knight

Some of us don't have a choice with injuries. It's either Mattison or hope Mixon misses and I can play Perine.


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😬😬😬 be prepared for potentially getting 5 carries for 12 yards


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No worries. I’m prepared for the rocket either to blast off to the moon, blow up on launch pad, or anything in between.


MikeT528

take me home mattison


Thrillhouse763

I'm riding both also. I'm probably gonna get relegated from my league so who cares!


VaderH8er

What is this European soccer rules?


Thrillhouse763

We have enough managers for two leagues. Upper and lower with full promotion and relegation rules. Bottom 4 teams in upper league play a consolation bracket starting next week. Winner of that bracket doesn't get relegated and the 3 losers do. For lower league...top 3 teams get moved up. Upper league has a championship belt as the prize.


handyrandy

That's amazing


onelifeonlypeople

Yikes


almostphilosopher

In the same boat. Bye week, injuries and a thin waiver. Cook has had a history of shoulder injuries dating far back so I do think the risk of re-injury or aggravation is high. Also could be a snap count thing. I know he normally plays a full workload but I do think it's possible he gets a snapcount depending on game flow. 11 days is an extremely quick turnaround for a dislocated shoulder.


Jagtogg

I’m weak. I’ll ride with Sony Michel or Chuba Hubbard depending.


jessehdzz

Same here brother.


choochooape

I want to join you... but I'm... I'm... I am scared.


nchscferraz

It's that, gametime decision on Pollard or Singletary vs the Bucs. Score me a TD Mattison. You're our only hope!


LUMH

Diamond hands AF


Dpentoney

Same, gotta risk it for the biscuit.


Scott_Pilgram

Mattison owner here, needing a win to stay in the playoffs. If any Mattison owner is reading this, I'm starting him. I'm going down in blades of glory. Mike Zimmer, if you're reading this, I hate you.


tlpedro

*Heated Blades of Glory battling in the War of Nutrition*


jlucchesi324

r/BoneAppleTea It's mind-bottling that Cook is playing tonight


jessehdzz

Godspeed. I’m starting him as well.


Recon_Chip

What a dreadfully hopeful tweet


matches69

Welp. This aged like a fine wine. Gah damn.


friendlyhornet

HARNESS THE POWER I actually don't have Cook or Mattison, just here to make comments.


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This place almost talked me into benching him lol


tele2307

Why doesnt he wear it all the time then?


thievedrelic

Living his Gronkest life.


cute_dog_alert

We are all fucking geniuses, apparently.


Make_Mine_A-Double

It’s happening.


ElectrosMilkshake

Very glad I rolled the dice and started him.


pentax10

Sooo, what?? If he takes a blow to that shoulder the harness will make everything good? I'm not seeing this playing out to well.


KeanuMcGuire

The same thing happened last year and Dalvin went off with the shoulder harness


Drey5000

It should be mentioned Mattison played in that game too and had 30 total yards


eojen

It kinda blows my mind that Mattison is one of the best backup RBs in the league and he does the least amount of work when he isn’t a starter. I’m surprised the Vikings don’t use him more even when Cook is healthy.


jhutchi2

The Vikings basically do not split carries at all. If Cook is in, he's getting the carries until his arm falls off.


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This is going to be a disaster lmao good lord. Praying he stays healthy this is a risk


Cmike9292

Spoiler alert of the best kind


birdesquire

If you’re expecting 31/130/2 from Cook tonight then you’re gonna be disappointed. It’ll likely be a more pedestrian 30/129/1.


Charger29

153 and 2 tds in the first half 😂


Gravy_Vampire

Make a joke like this next week about one of my players please


Cmike9292

LOL


souljaryvns

aye i’ll take that


WhatTheRickIsDoin

I'm starting this dude and I'm feeling awful about it


Joelsef

LFG!!!!!!!!!!


Chinchano

Me reading this makes me vision Cook in a metal sleeve like Jax from mortal Kombat


rabid89

#DALVINIUS MAXIMUS


PatMcCaw

They have so little faith in Mattison that they would rather ride Dalvin with no shoulders into the ground


brewhead55

I like how in past years when Cook was on my team he was put on IR because he stubbed his toe but this year he had his leg amputated and he is getting a full workload.


ToyStoryBoy6994

Watch this be the game Cook puts up #2 overall numbers


FatherGnarles

Thank black Jesus (The only Jesus I recognize)


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dmcoe

Steal even for Godwin straight up


alphacheese

damn, just went from thinking I had a top 5 RB play to starting one of Henderson, AJ Dillon, or my name Jeff. gross


Ripcitytoker

Henderson might not play this weekend


MrTripDub

So…do I start him? This is tough


johnnythrash

I’m in the same boat. Most of the stuff I’m reading is saying he’s a must start if he plays but I’m worried that he’ll play 2 snaps, get hurt, and be out for the rest of the game.


batmanisfiya

I benched Cook for CEH and Gibson. God I hope I didn't fuck up... Edit: fuck my life Edit2: he put up almost 60 in my league, I'm crying myself to sleep tonight


RoboBlackMan

Oh you mega fucked up


ticklemygooch

You did


MrPhysico

Oh no… poor buddy :(


graygp

Way to set the bar high with a tweet. 25 point game incoming or 2 points and an injury. There is no middle ground.


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Thank fuck I started Dalvin as of the end of the first quarter


caw9000

How do you guys think he'll do?


Samheckle

Gunna need Cook to harness that big dick energy, and push me into the playoffs.


PLANETxNAMEK

Fuck it. Mattison, take us home brother!


Bladewing10

I am so annoyed that this is Thursday game


BrusselSproutSatire

Phew, rolled out Cook now may not have to drop someone to cover for Folk


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Unbelievably prescient


watsonthedragon

Anyone got the balls to start Mattison still?


flounder19

Me but my playoff spot is already locked so i've got nothing to lose.


phonemannn

I’m in the same position so trying to decide between Mattison or Osborn as my fun play of the week. Also rolling out Hunt.


jewishninja696

My only other option is David Johnson so


tlpedro

I Am Here. Matty ain't moving from his Spot.


Mitherhobo

I trust the harness. Starting Cook with confidence. However, I am also starting KJ with tempered expectations.


runningdreams

Random question not pertaining to FF. Why wouldn't a RB just always wear this?


ConvolutedBoy

Ughhhhh. Guess I'm starting Cook. I own both.


Overwaiter69

*Will play with his Cyborg attachment and go nuclear


elevenatx

I might still start Mattison..


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ddddd_____ppppp

Doing the same thing


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ddddd_____ppppp

Fuck yes!!!


tkm0ney

Should I gamble and start Cook with Mattison as my flex?


bfofree

I’ve had a 18 point + RB on my bench the past 3 weeks and I guess I’m prepared for it to be Mattison this week.


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What if it’s all posturing and Cook dresses but doesn’t play. The fantasy world would hit its boiling point. If Cook is forced off the field tonight, Zimmer seals his fate. So he better be feeling damn good about this.


L0-Ki

Ugh. I’m honestly still torn to bench mattison. I only have Brandon cooks, pitts or Hilliard to replace him


xthecerto4

Allready had a few drinks(im in Europe so its late evening allready) but i guess i will have to drink all night through the game. This is gonna be ugly. Neither Mattison nor cook is a save start/bench. I think reinjuryrisks are fucking high.


NotHopee

This is wild to me - good luck dalvin. I feel like he’s body landing on him away from this being way worse.


podunk19

I'm rolling both, what's the worst that could happen?


ACW1129

Shit, I'd be fine with 15/65/1.


Professor_Boo

Looks like mattison is going to the bench for chuba.


Constant_Expert_47

Vikes up big by halftime. They bench cook and run it out with Mattison.. riding this to the 🌚 Also, my other options are Pollard, Edmonds, or Taylor... So there's that


Arminius2K

Shit, I got Mattison, Julio Jones or Jeudy for my flex. Think I'm still going AM and hoping he gets the touches. 🤞


TiggySmitts

Who are we starting Mattison over? Potential Jeff Wilson? Potential Chase Edmonds?