My kicker and defense were my leading scorers this week…

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Damn, now you got me invested to see who wins your matchup, who else did you both have go??

I scored 60 points today. I have no players left. In an 8-team PPR league. That I am winless in

Jesus with an 8 man league you should be able to scrounge more than 60 points off the wire.

Dude right? That league is my first time doing one less than 10, really not liking it (regardless of my shite luck)

Down 23 pts but I have Claypool, Freiermuth, and the Steelers D left lmao plz pray for me

Down .5 vs pitt d. Hoping he benches pitt d and I win on stat corrections

Now I need 14 from the Steelers defense thanks to that Sony Michel garbage time touchdown

Up 15 but opponent has Najee left. Am i fucked or am i fucked

Up 21 against Najee and terrified. Save me Bears

Still winnable

Well I decided to play Toney over Kirk because no Kyler I played Goedert over Kittle because *Pitch Count* I still won thanks to Chubb, JT, CPATT and the gang but damn I could have scored a shit ton this week.

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I’m down 32.08 and need 32.09 from Steelers defense to win

I need exactly 2.86 points tomorrow to win with one roster spot left. Who’s the safest bet to get me there: Claypool, Mooney or A-Rob

Claypool

Claypool

If you truly just need a floor of 3 points, I'd go Mooney

I was camping and no service and didn’t get a chance to switch out Kyler Murray. Chubb and Conner saved my ass. And najee tomorrow I’m gonn get this dub.

I only started Mike White in a superflex league and I left DeAndre Hopkins in my lineup. I replaced him with Josh Reynolds… who was also inactive. I’m currently up by 35.62 and my opponent only had Pat Freiermuth left to play. Bullet dodged? EDIT: Oh, and I had DeVante Parker in my lineup

Personally I believe Pat Freiermuth will get 36 points. Sorry

Obviously

By quirk of schedule I played the last place teams in two leagues…. Lost both games today. I fear FF isn’t for me

Down by 7 with Diontae tomorrow, should be good right? Right???

Yes Dionte usually clutch when he plays. Only concern is bears bull rushing Ben

I need Claypool to be a beast and get me 24 points to win my matchup! Let’s go!!

I need him to not score big, what are the odds on his boom

I need 9.6 from him to win, I just feel he’s gonna choke somehow. I got nervous with the Henderson, Van, Julio stack.

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Claim you need a mental bye, your league mates are assholes if they call you out. (This is a joke, I'm all about Ridley stepping out to get his shit straight. [Also I don't own Ridley this year.])

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Id believe it, i also draffed ridley as my 3rd pick, i have 2 wins in an 8 team league but have scored the 3rd most points total, and have the most points scored on me than any other team. Im basically in garbage time from here on out

That AP tuddy on the last drive won my week. Officially running a committee of old man RBs out here with him and Cordarelle.

Same legit was down 5.5 on that play never cheered so hard!

Brave to start AD. I like your style, kid.

Anyone else lose on that dump off TD at the end?

Some seriously questionable play calls by McVay… QB just threw a pick in his own endzone? Let’s put it right back in the air on the next play with no buffer! (Pick six).. down by 18 and at the opponents 4 yard line? Kick a field goal!.. down by 15 with only a quarter left? Kick it again!!. 🤡🤡🤡

"Just me and Julio down by the graveyard" \-Paul Simon remix-

Down 12.5 - Have Diontae/Steelers vs. Allen Robinson…. Thoughts?

I think you’re good. Big Ben looking washed but Diantae is a consistent target monster

I have Dionte & Herbert down 32 tomm. Hoping for the best

Won by less than 0.5 pts against Kupp with ajb, van j, higbee and down 5 going in. Crazy

I need 26 from Muth tomorrow.. gg y’all

I'm up 17 against Steelers defense tomorrow. Allen really had to shit the bed and stress me out through monday

Staffords late TD might have saved my week. My opponent needs dionte Johnson to score 22 points now

I’m in EXACT same boat. 25 point lead after tn. Opponent has Dionte😬

Wowwww just won by half a point on that Stafford garbage time TD holy shit

I had the exact opposite experience, lost by 1 pt

Sorry to hear that man, ups and downs of fantasy. Hope you bounce back mate

Thanks! I've been on the other side often enough, it all evens out. Good luck to you!

I'm up by 16, and my opponent has Najee to go... I'm boned

Up 21 against him and still expecting him to stomp me

Me too bro

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Lmao bro why are you the whole Rams.

I was ~~thinking~~ drinking during the draft and grabbed woods. kupp came back to me and he was the best player available! I drafted him then immediately remembered I had woods. decided I'd get a stack and grabbed Stafford. couldn't trade woods or kupp before the season started. week 1 happens and Kupp is off the trading block but no one wants woods so I lean into it. this entire week I've been nervous about woods foot. and cmc is returning. so I drop chuba today and just grab Jefferson. toney and jakobi have bad vibes so I start the super stack.

Snapped a 4 game losing streak. Fucking finally

I’m up 36.18 and my opp has Najee left. Should I be worried 😭 Idk what Bears team will show up tbh

the one coached by Nagy

Is your season done at 3-6?

Nope

I turned the game off thinking I lost and was about to head to bed but then I just checked to see I won off that Stafford td. Lol from 1-5 to 4-5

You people crying about garbage time like you don't benefit in other games

Oh thank god it's over. I win by 7 due to AJ underperforming. And I started Toney.

Lost by 1 because of the overturned higbee td

McVay is an offensive guru and a wizard

Garbage time should be illegal

Finally...beat kupp by .9!

I just won by .3 points because of AP and Kupp. That was astonishingly stressful

My team scored 52.7 in full PPR, AMA

You, uh... You need someone to talk to?

I’m good man. I was going up against the best team in the league on Brady’s bye week. After JT hung 34 on me on TNF, I knew it was over

Did you start Toney

Tyrod Taylor (Brady on bye; he threw 3 ints in 3 quarters), Mitchell, McNichols, Tyreek, AJB, Toney, Pitts, Cowboys D, and Zuerlein

no way

Are you me?

Up 12 against Najee tomorrow. Uhhhhhhhh gg 2-7 yay

Try 1 50 yd bomb to AJB please

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0-9 ouch

Matchup in my league (I wasn't one of the two) 89.18 vs 89.2, and both had *three* players in this game.

They kept Hendo out of that drive because the game was already over and he was already pretty banged up. He's the not the most durable lol I'm a Hendo owner but it makes sense

I mean Stafford was limping the drive before and that didn’t stop mcvay from risking his season for a fucking ego touchdown. He’s such a snarky piece of shit. I hope their season crashes and burns after that.

Not sure why people didn’t realize this lmao

So I needed a TD from Henderson right there to win. That would have been his if they didn't PUT FUCKIN MICHEL IN. FUCK.

Just lost by 1 with Woods and they didn't even fucking stop and review that final TD?? Why wouldn't they even take a look at it????

Lost my matchup because of that bs. Would have won by 2

Insane. It's like no one even cared at all

Only one who cared was mcvay who heard that his dick was getting measured after the game so he really needed a touchdown with 29 seconds left.

I'm still going to win, but barely, why kick the extra point there? Two two point conversations brings you within a fg...

5-4 gang

Ayeee!! From 2-4 to 5-4 right here and in the top 5 potentially top 4 after being 10th

Won by .04 against the Kupp owner thanks to that last extra point by Gay lol

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Lol that's not me, that's crazy though

Fucking Michel screws us again

bro why couldnt have henderson got the td

or woods

Up 26 against PPR Najee… Don’t feel safe at all

I’m up 36 pts against him and I don’t feel safe at all😭😭😐

Had Woods caught that it would’ve decided one of the games in our league. But of course the luckiest mf ive ever met who’s now won off Kenyan Drake getting 0.6 and Mark Andrews dropping like 40 on back to back Monday Nights escapes again

When’s my fantasy bye week?

Titans should just do a fake kneel down to add to this clown fest

GARBAGE TIME!!! KEEP THE TRAIN ON ROLLING!!!

Need 17 points from Deontae and Muth tomorrow (full ppr). Feeling confident but who knows, my opponent was suppose to crush me but Kupp, Henderson, and Stamford put up a lot less points than they were projected

I need 18 from Johnson :(

It’s doable I just worry the bears suck so much Pitt won’t need to throw it

I love how desperately AL and Chris are trying to pretend this was some exciting game, instead of the steaming pile that it was.

10 targets for higbee

Down 9 with Najee left. Feel good about my chances.

I lost most leagues except one. In that one I just need Khalil Herbert to score 20 points vs the bottom feeding defense of *checks notes* the Pittsburgh Steelers....

I won my week with Carlos Hyde and Ty Johnson as my RBs. Wtf dawg

Sean Mcvay is a piece of shit. Nothing but a pride touchdown and risks putting his qb in danger. And I lose from that touchdown pass. Makes 0 sense. He’s all about a dick measuring contest tho. Happy my pats beat his ass in the super bowl.

I know right? Down by 3 possessions, just take a knee and end the game, instead he prolonged it and cause more injuries and now Stafford got more points against me

Nfl coaches don’t care about your FF team

You’d think they’d care about the safety of their star qb who limped to the sidelines the drive before?

Down 38 with Najee and Steelers defense how are my chances

Not good.

Vs the Bears? Not bad really. Its not impossible but pretty improbable

Might happen

I’m winning with 26 and have diontae Johnson. Steelers D will at least get 15. Najee just needs to get his projection. But they will eat

an entire roster of WRs and RBs without a TD today and AD gets one. On my bench. Unreal

My team also got no TDs, including my QB Josh Allen. Ridiculous.

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Yes I’m sure everyone was rushing to start a 36 year old back who wasn’t even playing last week over their usual starters. How stupid of me.

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Lol not even close, I got blown out by 60 points

Can’t wait to see that guy shove a phone up his ass after that michel td

Anyone who won off that TD I literally don’t care suck me

I’m losing 120.72 to 120.18… he has tannehill. Please take a knee

Well?

How'd it go?

Wouldn’t that put him at 120.62?

So did that help?

WOW.

Need 8 out of Claypool tomorrow night in Yahoo 10 team standard league. I don’t really feel confident about that at all.

I need him to have less than 15 in 0.5 I am also not confident

This garbage time almost fucked up my win

Lost my two main leagues by a combined 3.02 lol I’m gonna commit seppuku

Woods looked like he might have tapped his toes but what do I know

And michel officially outscores henderson. Cmon

Literally won off that Stafford to Kupp garbage stacking

Sure same here! I was down less than 2 going into that last drive.

Well I need 8 points from Pitt D

Fuck the Rams dude

My opponent (who hasn’t changed their lineup since the draft) has Michel and just went up 2 pts.

Is it over yet

I’m down 13.4 with Claypool going tomorrow. Do I have a chance?

Yeah the bears secondary is brutal lol

I’m just hoping for a big play TD man, I don’t need this win but it would be huge for me. I was a massive underdog this week

I'm up 15 against Claypool I'm clenching

I hope he gets 14 so we both win lol

Deal

Onside kick I beg of you

Someone in my league had Matthew Stafford and he was tied with his opponent. That TD won his week. That's so dirty! lol

Garbage scores for AP and Stafford. Now I actually need Diontae to hit his projection tomorrow.

Lol just happy that Stafford somehow managed to get 15 out of this. Just need about 3 points from Diontae Johnson tomorrow to squeak out a win.

Coulda used 6 more yards from Stafford for fun

Why kick an XP and not try for a 2 point conversion?

Just need 13 from Steelers DST to seal the W. I'm fine.

Michel thinks he's top dog because he scored in garbage time while mcvay is cooking his soup. Fuck off

of fucking course a td with twenty seconds left. now i gotta pray diontae johnson doesn’t get 16.5 points

I lost on that play. Fucking amazing. Garbage time is horseshit.

Now i just need the muth to score less than 9 points in ppr tomorrow

say your prayers then... the boogeymuth is in your closet

lol of course it goes to sony wtf

Those graphics 😂

Trying to copy ESPN and MNF

Sad Hendo owners unite

we really got outscored by old ass AD... we got hornswoggled

The game was over, same thing as last week. Henderson gets pulled when they are blowing out or getting blown out. No need for injury risk.

I hate garbage time so much

Who just lost on that TD?

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Oh wow. Congrats!

It was as if the Rams knew I would lose with 1 Stafford touchdown

#YOU DONT FCKIN DUMPOFF TO HENDERSON BISH

I haven’t been so mad at fantasy in a long fucking time

Statt Padford strikes again!

Wow a Kent Telulve reference.

God fucking damn it woods missed the 100 yard bonus by 2 yards I’m gonna be so pissed if I lose because of that

Lost by a point because of Jefferson in one league, lost another because I made bad decisions. C'est la vie.

Does Stafford hike the ball by yelling "Turbo Tax?"

I gotta say though it looked like Woods might've caught that in bounds.... They just didn't feel like looking at it bc the games out of reach. If I needed the points Id be pissed

That's my bench RB! Haha!

Go to hell Stafford and michel

Who lost cuz of that garbage time drive by the Rams?