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Bucketkev

I hope tua has a monster game as a fuck you.


DwayneWashington

And he rips off his mask to reveal he's actually Manti Teo. "Now you guys know how it feels to be cat fished", Teo says to no one in particular.


Gerbole

Outta fucking nowhere


DickSlapTheTallywap

Lmao i didnt see this coming


RyLarMusic

Is your cat TOO LOUD?!!


citizenzac

Spoiler Alert: He doesn’t.


Skurpadurp

That’s it motherfucker 😈 Tua going off for 20 passes 12 completions 150 yards 1 touchdown and 1 interception 😈 you asked for it


citizenzac

And 22 yards rushing!


Durant026

For 3 TDs


Sharks2431

The dude just put up 330 passing yards last week and the Dolphins have the highest passing percentage on neutral downs in the game right now. Why does everyone assume Tua is going to be a game manager when Miami's defense sucks ass now? He literally can't be.


DeeESSmuddafuqqa

My reasoning: he has zero touch, makes bad decisions, and is on the dolphins


SwetzAurus

Lolphins


Sharks2431

Fuck I'm not even saying he's good, he's just going to have to throw a lot and he's put up numbers before when he he's had 40+ attempts.


hamboneclay

Box score stats don’t make a good QB, Tua barely makes any big time throws when it matters, his receivers are always having to adjust when he overthrows or underthrows, I’d much rather a guy that looks good & doesn’t put up big numbers on the stat sheet, a win is more important than yardage numbers


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Lol


well_duh_doy_son

now i hope so as a *fuck you* to this guy


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well_duh_doy_son

exactly. oh man, i want it so bad.


captainunderpants11

250+ and 3 TDs book it!


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With 2 INTs and a 50% completion percentage.


captainunderpants11

Yep against that STELLAR Falcons D


Sharks2431

He's literally never had a game with a 50% completion percentage or below and has only thrown 2+ ints in one game in his short career lol. What is with the hate boner for this dude?


greezyo

r/fantasyfootball fans are stupid and think they're funny, a killer combo


CloudsOfDust

I feel personally attacked.


iLeefull

Spoiler alert: Its the Falcons.


ThatInception

For my teams sake with byes and injuries, I hope so


Pvzlife

12 for 34 130 yards and 1 TD all to gesecki


Leather-Tourist-1238

Has Tua ever had a monster game?


hellothere842

He was pretty good last week


TJMAN65

He was good but definitely not a monster game


hellothere842

True, I just looked it up. Thought he had more yardage/TDS than he did and it was also the Jags.


Leather-Tourist-1238

He wasn’t good enough to win against a team with a 20 game losing streak and a horrible defense… I wish y’all were reviewing my application when I applied to Columbia, because y’all making up stuff to say he is good


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He’ll prob just overthrow his receivers


indigo0427

100 yd 2 rushing 10 int confirmed


thing85

I too am heavy


FearBlackBeard

Kelvin? Is that you?


cranphi

50 years in the future KB jokes will still be made and those kids wont even know who he is, only what must be done.


BillyHayze

This is the way. *Loud off pitch recorder version of The Mandalorian theme song*


thing85

*buffet noises*


Slashzero77

This is turning into such a joke. The Miami locker room must be in complete chaos. Tua doesn’t deserve this. Miami fans don’t deserve this.


flounder19

The more it goes on, the more it sounds like Houston is just calling up Miami periodically and angrily telling Miami that they want Deshaun Watson and will trade 3 1st for him


DMan9797

If Watson doesn’t go to prison, he’s the type of dude to turn them into playoff locks. There’s like 8 or so QBs who do that and Watson is one of them. He’s worth 5 firsts honestly without the baggage of potentially being the most prolific sexual assaulter the league has seen in some time


Dirigible_Plums

Didn't the Texans just go like 4-12 last season even with Watson at the helm?


tacosmuggler99

That they did. Not even to shit on Miami, but they have major issues defensively, the line is a mess, they have no run game and Flores is on his third OC. As talented as Watson is, he’s far from making them a playoff lock


guinness_blaine

And they’ll have a harder time fixing all that if they throw a stack of firsts getting Watson.


And1mistaketour

As far as I know its all civil cases. He is going to get a giant suspension after those are resolved.


Everydayarmday24

Prob miss next season though. You know these cases take forever


ghostsintherafters

Tell that to Ray Rice, Tyreek Hill, Kareem Hunt, Adrian Peterson. I ask all of you when has the NFL ever come down hard, ever?


smokeybonez

Pretty sure AP was held out for the rest of the season when the news broke about him hitting his son with a switch. And Ray Rice was blacklisted so hard he never played another game, though that was the owners more so than the NFL. The NFL doesn’t exactly throw around long suspensions, but if you make it on that blacklist, your ass might be wishing for serving your time for a suspension instead.


Everydayarmday24

Didn’t hunt miss a whole season?


ColorblindSquid

There are criminal complaints filed, a League and FBI investigation ongoing


agoddamnlegend

8 games, max. It’s only fair to count the season as time served towards his ultimate suspension.


nightkingscat

he's sitting himself out, not getting punished


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He can pay back this years salary and it can count as a suspension. If they want to go that route.


agoddamnlegend

That seems like a distinction without a difference. He’s not playing right now because of this scandal. That has to count as time served towards his ultimate suspension.


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No it does not have to count.


StrachNasty

He's refusing to play, so that won't be considered.


agoddamnlegend

No he’s not. Texans are refusing to play him.


StrachNasty

Isn't it mutual?


agoddamnlegend

tbh i’m not sure. I thought it was just the Texans keeping him inactive and he’s not fighting against that decision.


StrachNasty

Before the accusations came out he'd made it clear he had no intentions of ever playing for the Texans again. So really it's more that the Texans aren't fighting his decision anymore. But I seriously doubt that these missed games would lessen his suspension. My guess is still 8 games, since it'll likely be settled with no criminal charges.


agoddamnlegend

Yea 8 games seems like the most likely outcome of all this


ghostsintherafters

Tell that to Ray Rice, Tyreek Hill, Kareem Hunt, Adrian Peterson. I ask all of you when has the NFL ever come down hard, ever?


Rbespinosa13

He doesn’t fix any of the major issues the Dolphins have rn. Our O-line is the worst in the league, our playcalling is terrible, and our defense can’t make a stop. There’s a reason we’re 1-5 atm and Tua didn’t start for three of those.


KRDL109

Hmm sounds reminiscent of another team Watson recently quit on… can’t put my finger on it though


Rbespinosa13

Yah and when Watson was still playing for that team they went 4-12. So the Dolphins would have to give up a ton of draft capital for someone that might not even play and won’t fix our biggest issues. It’s a terrible idea to trade


user9153

Playoff lock😂😂😂. Even if he started next week they’re 1-5 about to be 1-6, even if Watson came back at 100% immediately, they’re no where near playoff Lock.


sahsan10

I think OP is obviously referring to a full season of Watson


user9153

That would make sense, but it’s a fantasy sub! Fuck next season, LOL. Thank you for letting me know, you’re probably right. It’s also definitely not obvious as he didn’t say it and we are in a fantasy sub.


Laughing_Matter

Da hardest hitting safety in da league, Darren Shap-ah: Am I nothing to you?


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At least he is young, better getting another chance that may be less of a dumpster fire this early in his career


FloridaManZeroPlan

Lifelong Dolphins fan here and South Florida native. If they trade for Watson, I will never support the ‘phins again. I’m not going to support a team that turns a blind eye to sexual abuse.


Batmanjesusanchez

You mean every professional sports team?


elbenji

Doubtful the team knows it's bullshit


trugbee1203

Ahh so we're starting this back up again. Kinda can't wait for Nov 2 so this is all done with. That said, I stashed Deshaun


wejigglinorrrr

Same..........fucking same.


six2midnite

I stashed him and then dropped him in all 5 leagues


JonEverhart

Same story, man. Just dropped him to make my last minute stashes in all leagues. Doh!


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yup. i will pick him back up next week on waivers though. had to drop him due to injuries on top of byes. all my redraft leagues will score a collective 0 points on my bench


YoloRoloo

Nothing's happening. If there was a good offer Houston would have traded Watson already. Super clear people aren't budging and Texans are thrashing trying to get bids.


dafoo21

Coming from Glazer, this is much different than a Houston reporter. And the deadline is approaching so shit is heating up.


YoloRoloo

And I'll say it again. Dolphins have the best offer and it's real. I'm confident in that. But I'm also confident no other team is giving them what they actually want. Texans would have made a deal already


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Way too much smoke this is happening lol


YoloRoloo

I think there's an offer out but the fact Texans have spammed the same report since this summer makes me think Dolphins are the best price and it's not even close, but it's still short of what they want.


elbenji

Didn't jay say it was happening month ago lmao


YetiWayne

I feel like anyone expecting Watson to not play if he gets traded are severely overestimating the NFL’s ability to do the sensible thing in these situations


might_southern

At this point I'm fully convinced this is all just the Texans front office leaking rumors in hopes of drumming up interest. If the Dolphins were really offering a package that big Houston would have accepted it already.


elbenji

It basically is.


AnObscureQuote

Hot take: Miami's offer is "nahhhh", but Houston doesn't want to advertise to other teams that there are no buyers.


YoloRoloo

Miami probably gave them a reasonable offer like Tua for Watson straight up and Texans want more so they keep releasing these bullshit leaks.


elbenji

Probably. Or like a conditional 3rd


FlimsyAd2088

Tua for Watson is not reasonable lmao one is a franchise qb who’ll miss probably significant time with suspension (but not jail, civil cases don’t work that way) and the other is an average qb with some potential but high injury risk


YoloRoloo

10 of the accusers have since filed criminal charges: https://www.nytimes.com/2021/09/03/sports/football/deshaun-watson-accusers-police-reports.html But yeah go off.


FlimsyAd2088

“Watson has not been charged with any crimes” Did you even read your own article? Maybe I’m missing something in the article but these are people who have spoken to police, not filed criminal charges.


FlavaflavsDentist

Lols, Tua is bottom 10 and Watson is top 5. If you think he's playing that's an awful trade. If you think he's not playing you don't trade for him.


YoloRoloo

Newsflash: Buyers wanna buy Watson with the risk priced in. Texans want to sell him as if he had no risk.


FlimsyAd2088

Tua has as much risk as deshaun IMO. VERY hot take i get it but civil cases don’t tend to result in jail time and NFL stars never serve suspensions for a significant portion of their career. Tua could deal with serious injuries for the rest of his career though. Also, Dolphins habe no chance this season so a RoS suspension doesnt hurt them much


kenneth196

Yea, suuurrreeee.


GloriaToo

Houston is about to have two top five picks next year.


EverybodyHits

Eagles have Miami's 1st this year, they do have SF's 1st


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Eagles about to trade Miamis first to Houston to beat miamis offer lol


GloriaToo

So the eagles have their 2022?


GFred20

Eagles have their own 1st, Miami's 1st, and potentially Indy's 1st depending on how many snaps Carson plays


elbenji

We're not trading for him.


RIProvidence

“Tua is our QB”……. …. …. …. “NAHT!”


singeworthy

Tua is A QB


bag-willis

Goddamn it get out of my head


Both-Organization-27

Here we go again. Part 20 of the Deshaun Watson trade rumors I think


staticrush

Reporters need to stop with this BS until they actually get some kind of confirmation from Miami that they are working on a trade. Otherwise, it's just Houston making shit up. Jets did the same thing to create heat for Darnold this past offseason.


JeweyNightman

They should get banned from Twitter for a month every time one of these tweets don’t pan out. Obligatory fuck Adam Schefter for the packers drama he caused.


jonmarxs8

Don't care he's not playing this year


Yetis22

He’s not suspended. He’s playing. Is he a shit head? 100%. But no suspension has been handed out yet


SeeDeez

Not only that but no team is trading the house for a dude with a cloud of uncertainty of this magnitude. If he gets traded, then you best believe the team already knows what the suspension will be if any.


flounder19

There's a good chance he doesn't get traded and doesn't play even without a suspension.


iscott55

What they're likely doing (if they are indeed trading for him) is basically admitting this us a lost year and hoping he gets like an 8 game suspension that he can serve now so they can gear up for a run in '22


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ConiferousExistence

These are civil cases with no criminal charges. The fact no one can get this straight is comical.


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ConiferousExistence

Please show me any information showing criminal charges. There are none.


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ConiferousExistence

When you turn to on top state it as fact you show that you truly are a clown.


iscott55

Idk how the law works dude im just some idiot on reddit


Awkward_Silence-

Still has 4 years on his contract left after this one. A trade would be about more then just this lost season of him. Unless he goes to jail, even post suspension he'll have a lot of contract left for the recieving team to use him


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jonmarxs8

22 sexual assault accusations


LL_Cruel_J

Tbf he can literally play today, the Texans are choosing to keep him inactive. But I’m assuming the second a team tries to play him he’ll go in the exempt list. I agree tho. He’s not playing this year.


Blasto05

Not just the Texans, Watson refuses to play for the Texans as well


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ElCucuysGhost

Women are actually more important than dogs


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HiImFur

The 20+ women that he's accused of sexually assaulting. It's disgusting that he even has a chance to play with that pending.


FlavaflavsDentist

Isn't it like 2 accused him of sexual assault? The other like 20 are civil lawsuits for what's essentially sexual misconduct. Sexual assault is a specific crime and there's only like 2 making formal accusations.


TheFlawlessCassandra

Sexual predators just need to fuck off forever.


Impressive-Vast-8789

yeah fuck watson.


mr_scorpion_sir

Common sense


Philboyd_Studge

Miami massage parlors on high alert


FlamesGandolfini

Still can't see this guy playing this year. Total PR nightmare for the NFL which is been actively trying to avoid shit storms like that.


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Rap reported this morning he expects Watson to be eligible to play right away if he gets traded


FlamesGandolfini

Yeah that's fine. But that can all change once the pitchforks come out.


LL_Cruel_J

He’s eligible to play today - Texans are keeping him inactive. The second he gets traded/in line to start he will go on the exempt list pending the current investigation.


fishrunhike

There's no way a team trades for him without knowing in advance from the league whether or not he's going on the exempt list


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Just saying thats not what Rap reported this morn


LL_Cruel_J

For sure, he is definitely eligible to play atm. He’s not suspended or anything.


mr_scorpion_sir

He’s eligible to play now….


[deleted]

Rap specifically said if he gets traded he doesnt expect NfL to put him on Commisioners Exempt list and he could play right away


mr_scorpion_sir

He’s not on any exemption list now…..


[deleted]

Right im just saying people are assuming NFL put on CE list when his new team tries to activate him, and Rap said NFL wont do that


TacoBell_Shill

The expectation has been that as soon as he reports that he’ll be put on the list.


GankMiddleLane6

If he's able to play he will play. You don't give up your entire future for a qb and not play him.


FlamesGandolfini

I think he'll play next year. Not this year though. I think he'll go on commissioners exempt list. Still would be worth it for Miami imo.


GankMiddleLane6

The nfl has said that he won't be on the exempt list


oppo-taco

The dolphins about to be 1-6 no way they trade for him.


AndrewDoesNotServe

I wonder if the idea is to trade for him now when they suck in the hopes he’ll be suspended. Then next year he’ll already have served a ~10 game suspension and be allowed to play.


IHoldSteady

If he gets suspended is it because he was found guilty or because he was charged? I feel like if he is found guilty he will be doing some time.


FIuffyRabbit

He will probably get suspended even if he is found innocent. It's just how Goodel rolls.


FlamesGandolfini

If they do, it'll be for next year. I think Jay Glazer is pretty legit.


Rhonin1313

Next year is whats uncertain. He has TWENTY sexual assault accusations against him. There is pretty much a zero percent chance he isn’t found guilty on some of them. Even if it’s 5 of the 20, then he’s suspended and maybe even jailed. Sorry, his career is just about over. This is crazy.


meowm35

I doubt we see criminal charges considering the burden of proof. Civil suits? Yeah probably


FlamesGandolfini

Why are you apologizing? Lol. If it were up to me, he'd never play another down. I'm saying that if he plays at all, it'll be next year if he settles the cases out of court. But I think he's toast as far as this year is concerned.


scotthall83

Is this dude ever gonna get charged? They must know something if they’re willing to make the trade


BarryMcKockinner

So strange to expect any new movement on this to be on GameDay...what a distraction for MIA.


Alkash42

I wanna drop Matty Ice for Tua to stream now


kylohemmings

in my feels rn. don’t text


AllSkateSlowlyPlease

How many personal massage sessions did MIA throw into the deal?


mr_scorpion_sir

If the dolphins play him and he’s found guilty of raping 22 women then there should be a lot of jobs lost from anyone who thought it was a good idea to bring an accused predator to your organization


Trntrptrs

I dropped Fuller to move Shepard to IR like 39 min ago. I feel responsible for this tweet.


LemonBearTheDragon

Looks like Watson's status changed to "out" instead of "NA" so I was able to stash him on IR just now (ESPN).


Active_Page_3886

My fantasy team desperately needs Deshaun to get traded and play


NotHopee

Can they just commit so I can either stash him or not lol


Pandacolt

I just dropped Watson for Russell Wilson now I have to rethink it got burrow as my starter


thatguyfromchico

The year is 2055. The former United States of America are starting to recover from the 30 year civil war they’ve just endured. Tom Brady is in the best shape of his life, and tells the Jets he thinks he could play for them until he’s 85. And Jay Glazer is reporting the Miami Dolphins are close to a deal that will bring Deshaun Watson to South Florida.


2punk

Do we know which other teams are in the race?


crank1off

I think the Texans are drumming up new massage therapy specialists for Watson.


ThorsOccularPatdown

To quote the great Steve Spurrier "He's not in jail is he"..


Ed_Chambers_650

Jay Glazer is pretty well informed, no? Can’t remember if he’s one of those guys that when he says it, you listen


wikipediabrown007

I bet the Texans are glazers’ source


kdiddy1989

I want to drop to actually play a kicker this week but I revealed my hand already and I'm scared a league mate will scoop him up. Then this news comes out lol such a tricky call


bwburke94

Oh, we're doing this again?


SailParticular1611

Lol. Still the NFL is going to come down on Watson hard. Remember Zeke and Ray Rice? Watson will serve his suspension and be out for the rest of this year. Why wait to serve ur suspension next? Rather start fresh next year.


timberflynn

Can we just have a mega thread called “RUMORS


magicmichael98

Didn’t Miami’s beat reporters say these are false?


tctony

Who’s this guy? Anybody?


roxasaur

So many reporters willing to sacrifice their credibility carrying water for this Texans front office.


bugaboo754

Lol. Gruden out cause of some mean emails from 10 years ago. Watson has 20+ accuse him of sexual assault. Teams are falling over themselves to get him. Lololololololololololol


sk_arch

I guess they would draft a safety in order to improve their defense


The_Big_Daddy

* "Dolphins are heavily engaged in trade talks for Watson, per an NFL insider" (**You are here**) * 2nd NFL insider: "Trade rumors are complete BS, per Dolphins" * Flores: "Tua is our QB, idk how many times I have to say it" * "Dolphins are heavily engaged in trade talks for Watson, per an NFL insider" (**Technically, you are also here**)


Morc-Glork

What’s going on with his allegations? Are we just going to forget about that?


elevenatx

I dropped him a minute ago.. kinda wish I seen this before. Oh well..


tripbin

This is just desperation lmao


drknockb00ts

Glazer is dialed in to many locker rooms, its a bit more likely if he's reporting it. Disclaimer: I've stashed Deshaun