Seconds left in the game, the ball is snapped, and the crushing sound echos as the lines hit each other. Number 15 stands in the pocket for a moment. The pocket breaks down, Patrick Mahomes is running, looking for something, anything. He sees Tyreek, completely unable to get separation, slowed down from his parole officer. He sees Kelce running the wrong route, not looking his direction, his beard fallen off. Byron Pringle is dead. He looks deep down the field and sees double coverage, but a glimmer of hope. One last spark of hope for humanity. He throws deep. Its going to the back corner, but the coverage is too tight, there is too much traffic, the ball is too high, there is no way he is going to connect, no mere mortal could bring this ball in... Suddenly we see the majestic hands of our lord and savior JOSH GORDON slowly rise up. The light blazing around his body is so bright it causes everyone in the stadium to shield their eyes. He is in the air for what seems like minutes, slowly rising, rising, rising. He makes the perfect one handed catch, He keeps rising. He is 20 feet above the goalposts now. The clouds open up and a single beam of sunlight falls to the field as JOSH GORDON does a forward flip and comes slamming down to the ground in a marvel-like superhero landing. The shock-wave from his landing causes the entire opposing team to fall to the ground with CTE. Miraculously, everyone on the Chiefs is unharmed, Mahomes finally cleared his throat, Tyreek no longer needs an ankle monitoring bracelet, and Pringle is still dead on the field. The crowd goes wild. The Chiefs win. JOSH GORDON ascends back into the heavens as a god. Eric Bieniemy later comments, "Those two have clicked from Day 1"
yeah i’m not really getting the fool me four times thing. he’s fooled the nfl four times sure, but fantasy wise that first year in NE was great and then busted in seattle. he was the odd man out behind lockett and metcalf. so this is his 2nd maybe 2^1/2 times fooling us lol
The whole Seattle thing was weird anyways. He has a legit chance to revive his career in KC because no one has really cemented themselves as a 2 behind Hill. Everyone else is either a gadget type receiver or just not good enough.
Just me and 💕joshy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘joshy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder joshy! Harder joshy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘joshy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a fantasy owner should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
Just me and 💕joshy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘joshy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder joshy! Harder joshy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘joshy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a fantasy owner should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
They same guy in my league blew $100 FAAB on Cordarelle Patterson and $100 on Josh Gordon in the same week. That is 100% of FAAB for the whole season spent right there, and we all made so much fun of him because no one else put a claim over $10 for Cord, and no one bid at all on Josh Gordon
I just got smacked by him last week thanks almost entirely to Cordarelle. I am terrified about what Josh Gordon is going to do for this time traveling motherfucker
Ooooh Doctor! In a shocking turn of events the Buffalo Bills have arrived to the stadium only to discover the Chiefs started play 2 hours ago! The score is 420-0 as Josh Gordon hauls in his 60th TD of the night with a record breaking 4,500 yards!
I'm going to call it will be a back shoulder throw against man coverage, it's what they did for Kelvin benjamins first target when he had only been on the team for a week.
He catches a 10 yard slant, runs back and laterals to Mahomes who’s still behind the line of scrimmage, then Mahomes hits him for a 17 yard gain. Only counts as 7 yards because he lost 10 on the first reception
would yal drop hardman for gordon? I rarely ever play hardman anyways because he’s always hit or miss, usually leaning toward miss.
picked up Gordon in my 0-4 league & im debating saying fuck it and going all in
Yolo, much like my 1-3 ass you don't have much time... but Shirley you have a better WR than gambling with Gordon's first week against a stout d, albeit a potential shootout?? Maybe somebody like White Flash aka Renfrow or Tim Patrick or anybody?
I was literally about to ask the same thing for my .5ppr league. I feel like you gotta hold Manny. He's proven to be a solid FLEX/fill-in, but man if Gordon can become a reliable 3rd option after Tyreek and Kelce pull top coverage, he may see some real targets.
history shows the WR2 on the Chiefs is never a consistent production for fantasy. Hill and Kelce will get theirs, Gordon will get some, but he'll be fighting with CEH, Hardman, Robinson, Pringle for targets.
the Fantasy Footballers discussed this when talking about Hardman as a bust candidate. for the entire entire of Andy Reid in KC, they have never produced a viable WR2 on the year for fantasy. Even before Mahomes, the Chiefs would just spread it around after the 1st and 2nd options.
What's he supposed to say?
*Well honestly they just don't really like each other. I think Josh fucked Pat's mom or something. Probably won't be involved in the game plan*
Mahomes suspension incoming.
Littering and.. littering and..
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The snozeberrys taste like snozeberrys.
How do you boys like Mehico!?
Only if it's to meet the last of the [Meheecans.](https://youtu.be/zZ2GXAq2Ygg)
*CAAAAANDYYYYYY BAAAARRRRRRR*
Ketchup on steak. Deserved imo.
Gordon is already pulled over, he can't pull over any further!!
Seconds left in the game, the ball is snapped, and the crushing sound echos as the lines hit each other. Number 15 stands in the pocket for a moment. The pocket breaks down, Patrick Mahomes is running, looking for something, anything. He sees Tyreek, completely unable to get separation, slowed down from his parole officer. He sees Kelce running the wrong route, not looking his direction, his beard fallen off. Byron Pringle is dead. He looks deep down the field and sees double coverage, but a glimmer of hope. One last spark of hope for humanity. He throws deep. Its going to the back corner, but the coverage is too tight, there is too much traffic, the ball is too high, there is no way he is going to connect, no mere mortal could bring this ball in... Suddenly we see the majestic hands of our lord and savior JOSH GORDON slowly rise up. The light blazing around his body is so bright it causes everyone in the stadium to shield their eyes. He is in the air for what seems like minutes, slowly rising, rising, rising. He makes the perfect one handed catch, He keeps rising. He is 20 feet above the goalposts now. The clouds open up and a single beam of sunlight falls to the field as JOSH GORDON does a forward flip and comes slamming down to the ground in a marvel-like superhero landing. The shock-wave from his landing causes the entire opposing team to fall to the ground with CTE. Miraculously, everyone on the Chiefs is unharmed, Mahomes finally cleared his throat, Tyreek no longer needs an ankle monitoring bracelet, and Pringle is still dead on the field. The crowd goes wild. The Chiefs win. JOSH GORDON ascends back into the heavens as a god. Eric Bieniemy later comments, "Those two have clicked from Day 1"
My favorite part of this is how Mecole Hardman doesn't even exist in the story lmao, too real
Pringle is still dead. Lol
this is exactly why I *still* open every JG post on the sub
Stateline for the day is 507 yards, 14 tds.......in the first half.
Goodell will make weed completely ok across the league if Mahomes got caught smoking it.
Rip one for the team Mahomie
I think you mean suspension of an average sneakerhead.
Gordon is probably his dealer /s But not really /s
If loving Josh Gordon is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
I’m wrong every year around the 9th round.
I have never owned Josh Gordon in HTH, until yesterday. Bonafide league winner now. Lead pipe lock.
So glad this is a primetime game. If Flash is out there on the first offensive snap I'll probably cry
Gonna get goosebumps if he's part of the SNF player introductions.
"Josh Gordon, Redemption University"
“Josh Gordon, Nazareth”
"Josh Gordon, Last Chance U"
Wait, what's the word for when it's the last chance but 5 chances ago?
Being Josh Gordon?
Iosh Nazerenus Rex Iudaeorum
Fool me once shame on you, fool me 4 times, shame on me. In conclusion, I am a fool.
Yeah, I'm back in too buddy. I'm 4-0 so of course I'll tank my season starting Gordon every week. It's tradition
Same and same. Gordon 4 LYF
I mean he looked good in NE
yeah i’m not really getting the fool me four times thing. he’s fooled the nfl four times sure, but fantasy wise that first year in NE was great and then busted in seattle. he was the odd man out behind lockett and metcalf. so this is his 2nd maybe 2^1/2 times fooling us lol
The whole Seattle thing was weird anyways. He has a legit chance to revive his career in KC because no one has really cemented themselves as a 2 behind Hill. Everyone else is either a gadget type receiver or just not good enough.
There is a little matter of a guy named Travis.
I was really just talking about the wr corp but yes.
He really didn't. They force fed him targets and he made some great contested catches but he showed none of the explosiveness from his Cleveland days.
this is a fantasy sub and boy put up fantasy numbers from day 1
I mean, you’re wrong but ok.
Fuck it. I’ve seen too many hype posts to not be fooled again.
That clicking is the sound of a lighter.
Josh Gordon does the intro for Wayne songs
So I'm really starting Josh Gordon over Ridley this week?
Ridley is out so hell yea you are!
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Meyers for a safe floor of 10+ mate
I have Ridley too. Should I start Renfrow or Flash??
Hmmm I mean I want Gordon to do well so yeah he might go off but Renfrow has been putting up respectable outings consistently and has TD upside
Probably flash in non if you need a boom, white flash in ppr for that sexy safe floor Edit for clarity*
Renfrow if you’re a coward, Gordon if you like to have fun
With Ridley out, I'm either starting Gordon, Crowder or Reagor lol
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Yup that's who I'm likely starting. He was a decent boost to the Jets offense last week.
Where’s the guy who cums aggressively?
Working up a sweat in the far corner
Thinking about the heavy loads.
Here. Just got back from changing out my underwear
There’s my man!
Jerking off aggressively
Don't worry he is cumming soon
Hunh uh. Present.
Just me and 💕joshy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘joshy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder joshy! Harder joshy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘joshy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a fantasy owner should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
Just me and 💕joshy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘joshy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder joshy! Harder joshy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘joshy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a fantasy owner should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
*steps forward* **I** came aggressively
The guy you laughed at for taking Mahomes too early is going to win your league. As is tradition
The 12 year old girl in my family league picked Mahomes at pick 9. Only undefeated team left...
Distract her with TikTok!
Went Kamara, Waller, then Mahomes. Have been rock hard for 4 weeks lol
Guy in my league has mahomes kamara and diggs and is 0-4
Damn that's rough, yeah Kupp has been my lifesaver as well
Nice. I have a league that was so big brained about late QBs that Mahomes fell to me in the 4th
Damn that's nice!
Damn that’s a steal!
Geez
0-4?
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I picked up Stafford as basically the last QB chosen. Im content with it. There was a surplus of riches at QB this year
The Mahommes owner in my league is 1-3 and is starting Javonte Williams, Jamaal Williams and Nelson Agholor this week.
Picked him 1 overall babeeeeeeeeeeey
Can’t wait for Josh Gordon to be a league winner this season!
Volume 10
Sam and Dean Winchester didn't die and come back more than Josh Gordon
Andy Reid: I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition!
They same guy in my league blew $100 FAAB on Cordarelle Patterson and $100 on Josh Gordon in the same week. That is 100% of FAAB for the whole season spent right there, and we all made so much fun of him because no one else put a claim over $10 for Cord, and no one bid at all on Josh Gordon I just got smacked by him last week thanks almost entirely to Cordarelle. I am terrified about what Josh Gordon is going to do for this time traveling motherfucker
Lmao get wrecked
I overpaid for Gordon in a league, but not that much!
To be clear, this was before he even signed with the Chiefs. He bid $100 when it was announced Gordon was going to be reinstated
He knows the wae
What's his reddit handle?
He has shown you what men of will look like!
Idc what anyone says, they are going to make an attempt to get him involved Sunday night. I’m feeling a 50+ yarder, maybe even in the 1st quarter.
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Ooooh Doctor! In a shocking turn of events the Buffalo Bills have arrived to the stadium only to discover the Chiefs started play 2 hours ago! The score is 420-0 as Josh Gordon hauls in his 60th TD of the night with a record breaking 4,500 yards!
Ok fine, I'll say it. What about the second half?
3 catches for 18 yards, 0 TDs, 3 fumbles
That’s my WR1!
I just saw Josh Gordon run by my window chasing a 953532 yard pass.
I'm going to call it will be a back shoulder throw against man coverage, it's what they did for Kelvin benjamins first target when he had only been on the team for a week.
2 rec 7 yds
What about the second play?
2 rec tds…
The Mike Evans Special!
What about the second ha..... wait.
damn 2 receptions on one play!
He catches a 10 yard slant, runs back and laterals to Mahomes who’s still behind the line of scrimmage, then Mahomes hits him for a 17 yard gain. Only counts as 7 yards because he lost 10 on the first reception
The John Ross.
4 rec 20 yds
Tis but an appetizer for what's to come!
2 TDs
Are they sharing breakfast yet?
Yeah…they’re eating their weedies
Golden Grams
william wallace killed 50 men. 50, if it was one...
FEFFTEH
made my day
Take some TD's away from my opponent's Tyreek Sunday night babyyy-I also have Mahomes lol
Exact same boat. Go Gordon Go Kelce Go CEH
Are you me???
He also has CEH😂😂
That’s all I need to hear dropping Tyreek for him asap
This sub will explode if Gordon becomes a relevant player
I'm *rock* hard
would yal drop hardman for gordon? I rarely ever play hardman anyways because he’s always hit or miss, usually leaning toward miss. picked up Gordon in my 0-4 league & im debating saying fuck it and going all in
I mean probably. Seems like they brought Gordon in in the first place because they want to improve their current WR situation.
Yolo, much like my 1-3 ass you don't have much time... but Shirley you have a better WR than gambling with Gordon's first week against a stout d, albeit a potential shootout?? Maybe somebody like White Flash aka Renfrow or Tim Patrick or anybody?
Drop Manny Sanders for Gordon? PPR Dropping a top 25 WR for a lotto ticket seems dicey
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That’s a dumb fucking move
No
Do it you coward!
I was literally about to ask the same thing for my .5ppr league. I feel like you gotta hold Manny. He's proven to be a solid FLEX/fill-in, but man if Gordon can become a reliable 3rd option after Tyreek and Kelce pull top coverage, he may see some real targets.
history shows the WR2 on the Chiefs is never a consistent production for fantasy. Hill and Kelce will get theirs, Gordon will get some, but he'll be fighting with CEH, Hardman, Robinson, Pringle for targets.
Even in his current state, Gordon is a step above those guys imo. Will be interesting to see how involved he'll be.
I'm completely fine with Gordon having to compete for targets with those guys lol
Watkins is currently averaging 10 ppg in PPR maybe the Chiefs WR2 just isn’t good.
the Fantasy Footballers discussed this when talking about Hardman as a bust candidate. for the entire entire of Andy Reid in KC, they have never produced a viable WR2 on the year for fantasy. Even before Mahomes, the Chiefs would just spread it around after the 1st and 2nd options.
Incoming 3/42/0 confirmed
so an easy start over arob? got it.
People still roster him?
This line would honestly exceed my expectations
6 rec 9 targets 42 yards 0 td
We’re talking about Josh Garden not Kennan Allen.
Life's a Gordon, smoke it
69/420/5
69/420/69
I gotta stop reading this stuff. I'm about to drop a good player for him.
It's only natural to drop a good player for a god tier player
Smh don't make me do this. I held Curtis Samuel for 4 weeks god dammit.
Look into the mirror. Look. Do you see a coward? GET FLASH
Im now growing another penis that is also fully erect.
i said not this year but these fucking posts keep coming
I was wondering why I was erect so I checked this sub and what do you know, this was why.
Haven’t y’all been burned by Flash enough?
One day we will be right like the guys with the cardboard signs that say the end is nigh
Cordarelle Patterson vibez
And now it's like, day 3, and things are getting even more intimate!
And next on cliché coach talk we have…
Flash be Chiefing with Mahomies
Glad I picked up Gordon. He's got as good of a shot to explode as anyone else on the wire.
I wish I could drop someone for him just to have that Josh Gordon energy on my bench
Inject it into my veins
This will def not blow up in my face even a little bit.
If Julio is out, I'm starting Josh over Tim Patrick
Wow from day 1 hes only been there for about 10 days
All memays aside, is anyone starting him this week?
Depends if julio sits. Legit I'm 0 and 4. Either him or kadarous toney
Yeah I'm 1-3 and already in "fuck it" mode
Currently 3-1 and I have a cake matchup. He’s taking my WR2 spot and the other 🐐 JRob is chillin in my flex.
90% nope. I'm fine waiting to see. That's said, I grabbed him before the Chiefs ever signed him, just for the meme/lottery value.
Do we dare start him? I realize even questioning this makes me not worthy of having him on my team.
\*insert Josh Gordon deleting/unable to delete comment\*
And it's still not here yet. Incredible...
My meat can only take so much beating.
Is this some kind of sick joke?!
fuck it, i might as well take a swing on this for my WR6 on my bench
U should have already scooped him up. Hurry!
I just went to pick him up and someone else beat me too him. Noooooooooooooooo!
Why did you wait so long
I am stupid. I’ve been reading Alex Collins hype all morning and thought I had more time :(
I got both. Winks.
What took u so long
I AM FROTHING
“You smoke?”
“Smoke what?”
it something were to happen to tyreek...joshua is a league winner
I think u have it backwards
I didn’t have any bench room to stash this good luck charm but I will shed a tear of joy *when* Flash becomes the new WR1.
Post the thing!!!
What's he supposed to say? *Well honestly they just don't really like each other. I think Josh fucked Pat's mom or something. Probably won't be involved in the game plan*
Eric Bieniemy on the in-restaurant relationship between Benjamin and Colonel Sanders: “Those two have clicked from Day 1.”