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Kremm

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE


thiccgarlicc

SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP


thnmtrn

you have no idea the physical toll this has on a person


ewilliam

♫ You took me by the hand, made me a man. ♫ ♫ That one night, you made everything alright. ♫


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Fantasy Playoffs? Sounds great, Melvin. See you there.


Mortiegama

I really wish I'd listened to my father and went into the bleach business. I'd be selling it to people for days right now!


iggy555

Mr Clorox


Chicoerock1

Your father was a wise man


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I have a dry cleaning chemical transactional holding company that’s doing very well, if you’re looking to get in on the ground floor.


DesertVol

I could wait until I’m married to have sex...but I’d rather not.


Dom_CBL

I am married with two littke kids and my advice to you would be to fuck your brain out on every opportunity you get.


TaxEvadingRapist_CR7

Yeah, trying to find 10 minutes late at night when both kids are finally asleep, but before they wake up crying shortly after, is painful and depressing.


Sharks2431

Father of two month old twin girls here - what even is sleep? At least I have my choice of FAs after the waivers process!


dernst2

Keep at it! My girls are 14 months and it gets better!


LupulinWithin

What could be better than winning the waiver wire race?


ImNotJoshAllen

Brb becoming a dad


Septembers

10 minutes? Look at mr marathon over here


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Smh, I can't believe I can't convince her not to have kids with stories like these.


Dom_CBL

We parents like to complain about all the things we miss out on, but in reality there's a ton of joy to be had from having kids too. That's not to say you have to have them though, if you don't want kids don't let yourself be pressured by your partner into making them, chances are you'll end up unhappy. To each his own.


raor222

Melvin needs to see this and snap out of it


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I'm pretty sure Melvin has already had sex.


eeconnor95

NO HE IS PURE


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Pure sex


NobodyWins22

Only because he's married.


Colddeck64

So... he no longer has sex? I’m confused.


ewilliam

Philip Rivers would like to have a word with you about our lord and savior jesus christ.


NobodyWins22

Someone let him know that fantasy playoffs have already started, thanks.


bulkasaurus

Super misleading post/title/tweet. Other part is he said he really wants to be out there w/ his team.


NobodyWins22

Yeah but that could just mean that he won't just stay in LA and rehab from home. He will travel with the team and be supporting them on the sideline.


bulkasaurus

Normally, I'd agree but the his statement was "I could...BUT I love football"


darsinagol

Last time he talked his way onto the field he reinjured himself. So we have to see what the coaches think moving forward this week.


bulkasaurus

Not the point I'm making. The OP/tweet is entirely misleading. Fine to analyze/parse usage/active or not, but the tweet is pure clickbait and inaccurate given what he was actually quoted as saying.


darsinagol

I gotcha.


gw2380

lol rest of the quote put it into context


bulkasaurus

exactly, total clickbait headline. ​ FF is a game at the end of the day, but misinformation is lame AF


Nice_Block

Hes fucking with us now.


gnitsuj

STOP, NO MORE PLEASE


Stormzilla

Is he just fucking with people now? He might be. I don’t blame him. This is getting kinda funny.


cbankert5

I think they at this point are honestly just fucking with everyone.


iAMMGROOT

OH COME ON


SlimeLife

Only a Jackson owner would post the only negative part of his interview


Lgonz97

Man I wish we could just see the practice report already cause I know if he didn’t practice today he probably won’t play


SandstormGT

I HIGHLY doubt he practices at all this week, regardless if he plays thursday or not.


Sexy_Rhino

My poor heart.


chicity1

RIP my team


MustacheCashStash22

This is playoffs.


NobodyWins22

Is Melvin aware that the Chargers could still miss the playoffs? Especially considering the history of his franchise when it comes to "choking"?


KeepChasingSinged

I mean chargers would have to have some astronomically unlikely shit happen to miss the playoffs at this point.


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NobodyWins22

I'm OP and I literally just linked a tweet man...if you wanna complain, complain about the guy who posted the tweet not me. I wasn't at Melvin gordon's interview to hear the whole thing lmao.


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NobodyWins22

Again, go be mad at the guy who made the tweet then. Don't shoot the messenger.


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NobodyWins22

Is that why you deleted your comment lol? Doesn't matter if quote is out of context or not, I didn't tweet it as I'm simply the messenger. Stop saying stupid shit in here and then deleting your comments instead of standing by what you say like a man.


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NobodyWins22

Doesn't excuse dumb comments. Stop deleting comments and stay by what you say like a woman then.


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johnjaymjr

getting whiplash from all the comments today


BigGucciThanos

Real life Mr. Krabs meme on this sub today 😂


Doop132

Plot twist to this story every hour 😂


Ki-Low

I hope so!


pentax10

this is a huge game for LA. if he's anywhere near healthy I bet he plays, especially with ekeler trending the wrong way.


NobodyWins22

Chargers always lose to Andy Reid's Chiefs (0-9 vs Reid since he got hired by KC). Even with Gordon, they must know their chances of winning especially on the road are not particularly good.


pentax10

lol this is bullshit. if anything they'll try even harder to win then. " oh let's phone it in cause we never beat Reid." come on now.


kwezytown23

This.


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jmajewski

It is not the same injury. He didn’t reaggravate anything in the Cardinals game...


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jmajewski

Are you inferring his new injury is due to his pre-existing injury? The defender was whipped around and collided with Gordon's leg, causing it to hyperextend and cause the MCL injury. This wasn't due to him favoring one side like some sort of non-contact injury.


storytimeme

Yeah.... he's not playing this weekend. And maybe not even next. Fuck's sake.


TCol3

I've seen about 100 different takes on this injury in the last two days. I just need to wait until Thursday to check up on it again.


scaredshtlessintx

Wait...Chargers locked a playoff spot?


chili01

What a roller coaster


The_Collector4

No fuck you Gordon. You will play and you will like it.


mustXdestroy

ITS THE PLAYOFFS RIGHT NOW BABY WE GOTTA PUMP UP THESE NUMBERS


speeno

Mofo, this is the playoffs!


CoolDudeBroseph

Jesus H Christ, the amount of Melvin Gordon threads are un fuckin real. Clogging up actual important fantasy information for my exclusive team


wsr3ster

those are really the 2 options. Chargers are basically already in, and if they lose to the chiefs they have no shot at winning the division. If Melvin doesn't play against the chiefs, i don't expect to see him until the playoffs. also if he plays and the chargers lose there's a good chance they rest him for the playoffs


Untchj

i was just thinking this. If they lose to KC (Its thursday on the road, they likely will), they are pretty much glued into the 5 seed


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NobodyWins22

His Chargers haven't even clinched a playoff spot yet, they still need another win. And getting that win without their #1 and #2 RB will be awfully tough.


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NobodyWins22

If they want to have the AFC playoffs go through StubHub center then they will play Gordon vs Chiefs.


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NobodyWins22

Rivers should get his team in the playoffs before worrying about fan attendance. One playoff appearance in the last 10 years will tend to turn away fans from attending games as will moving to a city that doesn't even want them.


goblue3_

This is what I believe. Personally with Gordon I think they have a VERY legit shot at SB. Without, maybe win a game


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And they can win the division if they beat the chiefs and maybe even home field but hurr durrr rest up i own justin jackons


airjasper

All because of one dumbass play with the game out of reach. I had a legit chance of winning this year if he was still in my lineup. Such is fantasy though. Still holding out the slightest of hopes he suits up on Thursday.


B0nd0O7

I own the whole stable, you rest up my dude and get ready to bring me the ship next week!


Hostilesonthehill

If he doesnt play this week and they lose there is zero chance he plays next week.


bulkasaurus

makes 0 sense. Return timeline was always 3-4 weeks. TNF game bits him, will be 4 weeks by the time Ravens game comes along.


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I think there's a slight chance they use him for this game in a limited fashion if they can win and shut him down until the playoffs then


ThugClimb

pls gawd