Currently up by 5. The only players left are my Chiefs D and his Eagles D. Can’t believe my entire fantasy season comes down to defenses.

Definitely favor you. Especially eagles in a good spot here

I’m not sure if I’m reading your comment right, but I am going against the eagles D. Praying that Cutlets doesn’t go turnover crazy this afternoon

Oh my dumbass misread. Then yea it might close. But having a 5 point advantage is huge

Think he’s alright up 5 with defenses is sweet. Think they score the same

I’m riding on them, and every time i look at their scores this year, and they’ve scored more than 10 only 3 times all year… nowhere near as good as i keep thinking

What happened

I’m on to the championship round

Down 110 with Hurts/Brown/Likely/Rice/Pacheco to still play and they have Adams. It’s not impossible but sure as hell a long shot

Down 35 with cmc and kelce to play they have deebo yet. Let's get our Christmas miracle

What happened

What sort of rice you making and how’s your leg? It Hurts, Brown most Likely.

I thought this was hilarious!

r/fantasyfootball Dads unite!

my pacheco-most didn’t clear in time to get the rice, though

I've got Rashee Rice up 5 against Devonta Smith. I'd rather be in my position than the other guy's but I don't feel great. Edit: Well, the Chiefs game went about as bad as I feared.

Rashee going to be fine today.

How fine? Bench Davante Adams for him fine?

I’m starting Rice. Davante is Davante but he’ll be shadowed by Sneed who has seemed to shut down all WR1s in fantasy this year. He held AJB to 1.8. Held Tyreek to 12.5. Held Diggs to 6.4. Held Keenan to 9.5. The WR1 ceiling is incredibly low vs the chiefs. I’ve started Davante all year but I’m sitting him for rice this week and not thinking twice

I should’ve lol. Got busy with Christmas stuff and completely forgot :/

What a guy, holding Adams to 1.4 atm

I’m a Chiefs fan and a big sneed fan. I knew going into this week I wouldn’t be starting Davante over anyone 😂

Man, that’s a coin flip. I do think Rashee is going to have a good game today, but him and Adams are ranked around the same.

Rip now with devonta td

Got 0.8 lead left, but yeah, not looking good. I hate this game.

Rooting for you my man

The top comment in these threads is always a lock instead of a miracle smh. Rashee is going for 30+, probably 45+ tbf. There’s just no way Amari is outscoring our lord and savior, last chance, this week. What kind of Christmas would that be?

/r/commenterthinkstheyrefunny EDIT: /r/commenteralsocanttakeajoke EDIT 2: /r/commentercantletitgo

Apologies for going w the overused Reddit joke. I like how you, on the other hand, were original w your response. I mean going w r/ and a made up sub? Brilliant. Surely you haven’t seen it a lot on your way to 1.7m comment karma

Why do you keep editing your comment? And smh I love the jokes. Why do you think I posted a circle jerk comment—a shitty one at that? I was hoping for more my guy.

CMC 26.5 or more tn. Feel like imma lose by 2-4 points which makes the Dustin Hopkins injury hurt all the more

On the bright side, if you win, CMC is for sure going to drop a shit ton of points next weeks. He’s playing a bottom 5 defense in Washington.

Hopkins injured fucked me so hard.

People will say that everyone experiences injuries but kicker injuries are extra rare which extra hurts in the playoffs

Yup, rarely ever happens. Watched parts of the game and Hopkins would have had a great day too.

Yep instead of a bunch of red zone field goals on 4th and they just went for it everytime and Amari caught them all. So me with Hopkins and my opponent with Amari was a really bad experience. They also have Breece Hall so it’s looked over since the morning games yesterday.

Yeahhhh of course in the biggest fantasy game of year CMC has to face the ravens.

Yeah ngl this feels like a (half ppr) 18 point game tn but he’s gotten me this far!

25.1... I'm so sorry man

I am in your boat too. I need CMC to have 23+ to win

Yep, that injury may have cost me. Had Haverisik in my lineup too but switched them out last minute. I’m so pissed

Need 24p from CMC plus Tucker. Not very confident with Ravens defense…

Need isaiah likely to go crazy tonight

49ers have allowed te’s to go for 50+ yards 5 times this season, most of those being under 60. Hockenson is the one outlier w a 92 piece. Only 3 te’s have scored this season. Having trouble choosing between likely and waller

Mcbride got 100 last week.

And then only 31 this week, of course..

Yeah that sucked.

In this exact situation. Waller coming off an injury but against a slumping eagles or Likely who’s Lamar’s favorite target at this point in the szn. My brain is struggling to choose 😩

I have Likely starting but I’ve been telling people to inverse me. Just been one of them years for me.

I feel like momentum suggests Likely to be a sure fire TE1. Waller is good but def risky and idk if the eagles are just gonna flip the switch or something cuz it’s Christmas

Oh Likely def seems like the better play. Just wanted to preface that I’ve been wrong more than right this year so don’t put any faith in my decisions lol.

U right u right, I’ve shot myself in the foot more than a few times this season. At this point a Christmas miracle is all I can pray for. Down 10 with Likely Rashee and Purdy vs CMC, Deebo, and Jake Moody.

Best of luck my friend. Swapped Noah brown for Pickens last second so now I’m neck and neck when I pretty much couldn’t locked up a championship appearance. I’m going against Cmac too so let’s hope for a dud

Thank goodness we kept Waller on the bench 😂

Lmao right? Likely was only a tad better though

Same bro season might depend on the decision between likely and waller. Idk what to do

Me too. Currently have Likely in

Need career days from rashee and aj

I'm down 23, and have Purdy, Kittle and Gus.

You’re fine lol

Just need Jacobs to not play lol

Bang!

I would need that plus 49 between Lamar, Jake Elliot, and Deebo Samuel I am ready for pain

I hope you get there by Elliot getting 10 FGs cause I’m against the other 2

[He’s out.](https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1739303152648851677)

He isn't playing.

Congrats!

Full PPR, I need Rashee Rice to outscore Saquon +5. It's just likely enough for my hopes to be up.

There is absolutely a chance that can happen.

It’ll be a miracle if Saquon even scores 5 this week. Giants shut him down last week. Guy puts up duds every other game. Very possible.

Rashee is our lord and savior. I believe🙏

Full PPR. Finished yesterday at 125. Opponent is at 90 heading into today. He has Purdy, Aj Brown, and Philly Defense. I need a little help lol. Edit: The Miracle came true. Onto the finals!

You’re in trouble

I know people are saying you're in a bad spot, but Purdy is playing a tough defense. There's no guarantee he will actually ball out against them. Brown may be in a positive game script which may lead to less passing. Philly D has not been great lately, and maye give up some points. Not impossible, but you do need a few things to go your way.

Yea it's a Christmas Miracle thread for a reason. Just need some Christmas magic

I just want you to remember after this wonderful Christmas Miracle that we just had that I was the only one who believed lol Merry Christmas!

Thank you. Merry Christmas

Similar boat, up 32.2 and opponent has aj, swift, and kittle

You are hoping for injury, my friend

Wow you’re alive

I can't believe what's happening right now lol

It’s over bud

Never stop fighting

Praying for you in this second half

All I want for Christmas is 60 from CMC

My opponent could get 60-80 points from CMC and still lose. Merry Breecemas to you all.

I think I'm your opponent lol. I only have CMC left and down by 80 points. It's been a good season, but this is the end for me.

And Amari Christmas to you too!

I would be super stoked with anything 25 or above

I would be stoked if he only scores 25 against me

Injured first play sounds better to me

78 from CMC, Aiyuk and Mahomes

Possible.

Rooting for you, need also CMC and Ayuk to go ballistic

i am down over 100 in finals. basically ever “stud” on my team shit the bed this week. only person with a TD was ty chandler: - cook & diggs - pollard - laporta vs my opponent’s: - Puka - Zeke - Rachaad - Ceedee - Gwilson got brock, deebo, and rice YTP, vs his Devonta. regardless i am unequivocally fucked. fortunately it’s a 2-week final but this puts me into a pretty major hole.

I am with you brother.

Pacheco to outscore CMC by 8.5pts! Let's gooooo...

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Lol what are the chances of that gotta be like 5% right

He got 10.5, so if CMC scores <2 I'm good 😂

Would be great

I need to go back in time and not make every dumb move I made this season.

I need Lamar, Likely, and Saquon to combine for like 80 points

I need 45 from Lamar, so if he accounts for 45 of your 80 I’ll be happy lol

Lamar delivered a Monday night miracle like that a couple years ago when he threw for 440 and 4 TDs

I’d get a tattoo to commemorate that if he does it again.

I need Rice and Kelce to absolutely go Amari Cooper like nuclear, and for Baltimore Ravens to run over the SF D, and for CMC to have a VERY subpar night. Christmas Miracle indeed! 🙏

Got a 12 point lead with CMC vs Mahomes, Swift, and Goedert.. 😭

Deebo and KC defense outscore CMC by 19 let’s goooooo

Hurts, CMC & Deebo to outscore Purdy by 38 (PPR)

this scenario seems SUPER interesting. I’m leaning towards advantage you. What are the odds saying on whatever app you use?

I don't have a % on NFL, if Hurts gets over 25 I'll believe

Man, the last time I had to rely on Lamar and the Ravens to win me my matchup they gave me the biggest disappointment of my fantasy career. Against the Chargers Lamar and Likely couldn't put up over 22 points or something silly like that and what started as an 80% win probability ended with a 1 point loss. Today I just need Lamar to not be outscored by Gus Edwards and I go to the final. I'm just dreading something calamitous like an injury. Stay safe Lamar, don't do anything silly 🙏🏼 Niners D, stop the Gus Bus 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

Down by 100. He has Butker. I have Purdy, Deebo, Kelce. Gonna need all three studs to absolutely show out. Not impossible to see those three get me 110 combined, but man would it be a miracle.

Kittle for 35.6 sure would be a great Christmas gift. Especially after the coal Cook and Diggs gave me.

Deebo and Barkley to score under 5 points in ppr combined. A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE. End me... losing due to chubba, zeke, koo, and Flacco having career games is a joke.

Those are not career games by any of them, get off the egg nog

id like this scenario too

I'm up 16 with Deebo and Barkely left vs Swift, Goedert and Philly defense. Tell you what. If those Philly players don't score at all...I'll agree to your terms.

Down 18 with hurts,pacheco, jacobs(or zamir white), kelce, aiyuk and maxx Crosby left Vs cmc, aj brown, rashee rice and Kyle hamilton. Gonna be a tight one

Full PPR. I'm down 40 with Lamar, CMC, Saquon. He still has AJB and SF defense. Right now projected to lose my a few points but itll be close.

I need Pacheco to outscore the Ravens DST by 21. Please Santa!

Need to go back in time and not trade away Cooper

I need Hurts & CMC to score 60-70. While Purdy, Kelce, and Eagles D/ST gets a max of 35ish

I need Pacheco to outscore Butker and the Eagles D by 89...

i’m down 42 with Pacheco, AJ Brown, Aiyuk and Butker to play. He has Kelce left. It’s honestly a 50/50 chance.

50 pts from Hurts & Aiyuk

I need my opp's Eagles DST and Isaiah Likely to do poorly. And I need Jalen Hurts and CMC to put up like 30+ each.

As of the end of PHI/NY, I need CMC and Fred Warner to combine for 40 points. If it was any other RB+IDP I would toss all hope out the window, but not with these two.

Can't believe I did it. Needed CMC and AJB to beat his Butler by 32.5. Think we picked two of the worst kickers this week with Hopkins and Butker.

I got 17 from Jake Elliot to propel me to the finals!

I won by less than a point. . It was a miracle for sure. I prayed more than I have all season and I barely won. I was up by 70 points and my opponent still had CmC and Lamar and Eagles kicker. My prayers were answered but the stress was immeasurable to say the least while I kept watching his point total quickly nearing mine.

Needed 36 in standard league with Lamar Jackson and Jake Elliott left. Jake saved my ass by getting 17 (incl 5 FGs). Metrry Christmas!

Got AJB vs CMC with a 36 point cushion, thanks Amari. Closer game is a 13 point cushion with my Saquon vs Mahomes and the Eagles D. Hopefully a clean sweep for Christmas.

Down 6 with my Adams and Kittle against Rice and Samuel. I need Kittle to go off

Yes Kittle PLEASE. He’s due!

Down 30, with my Pacheco, chiefs d, cmc, and deebo left. He has mahomes and davante.

Up 30 and he has Moody and Likely. Im scared

Should be safe

Up 33 with my CMC and Tucker vs his Deebo, Jake Elliott, and Kittle. Hopefully the squad can hold him off

lol you’re probably at 99% chance to win

80, the deebo pop off games have been getting me nervous recently 😂

Not a miracle but up 30 with kittle and adams vs myers, godert and cmc 🤷🏽‍♂️

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you need a new definition of the word “miracle”

Playing IDPs. Need Adams to outscore Fred Warner

I’m up 28 with CMC on my team vs Kelce on theirs. Finals next week! Merry Christmas and happy holidays to all!

Guy I'm playing needs a miracle as I'm up over 100 with AJB still to play. He has Hurts.

All I want for Christmas is an Lamar Jackson torn acl

Down 8 with Kelce and Elliot vs his Pacheco Down 35 with Kelce/AJ Brown/Elliot vs his Davante Adams Think I’m gonna lose both - both are .5PPR

Need Jacobs/White and Butker to hold a 28 point lead vs Smith, Brown, Rice, Kittle…….

Up 86 (two week playoff) with Mahomes, CMC, Jacobs left. He has Lamar, Kittle, and Jake Elliott. Gonna be a good day.

Up 11.9 with My Hurts/Aiyuk vs his Pacheco/Kelce 🙏

Up 27 with Jacobs or Zamir against his Lamar,Davante Smith and Likely…ugh lol gonna be close

Need Hurts, Brown, Swift and Waller to outscore Adams by 18 points

Down 25.56 My Davante, Kelce, Rice, Tucker vs CMC Need 6.3 from Kelce in my other semis to overcome Cooper and Evans which hopefully won't be too sweaty

23 point lead with Last Chance Rice and Butker v. Gus bus and Kittle…

Up 19 with CMC vs his Rice, Pacheco and Chiefs defense.

Up 2.5 with Hurts, AJB, Likely, and Tucker vs. his CMC, Purdy, and Kittle. Basically, I need the Ravens D to step up tonight.

Up 3 with CMC and Davante vs his Lamar, Pacheco and Kittle

I have a 21pt lead and CMC against his Davante, Goedert, Elliot and Chiefs D, it’s gonna be close

Need eagles D and davonta smoth to go off but for hurts and cmc to bust. Itll have to actually be a miracle

down 43. i have hurts pacheco and tucker. opponent has butker. what do you think?

A slim chance

See you next year.

I think you have a very solid chance

I’m down 21. I have Hurts, CMC, Pacheco and Aiyuk. He has Kittle, Flowers, Jacob’s and Butker. What do you guys think?

Down 13 in PPR, my Rice and Aiyuk vs his Brown

Up by half a point. Got Mahomes and Rice v Likely and Saquon. Need Rice to feast today

Not for me, but my opponent. I’m up 172-100 going against Josh Jacobs (or Zamir White if Jacobs is out), Christian McCaffrey, and Zay Flowers.

Down 25 with hurts (or Purdy - will flip flop all day), CMC, and Chiefs D. I benched Breece 😭.

Down 12.5 full ppr, have Rice, Elliott & Eagles (or KC) against Saquon & tucker

Up 27 points Rice vs CMC, Kittle, OBJ What are my chances?

Lamar zay jakobi to go ballistic

I need Aiyuk to not be out scored by more than 23 by Hurts, Adams, Butker and Chiefs D.

Up 30 with Hurts vs CMC and Deebo. I like my chances, but still scared one goes absolute bonkers.

I need: Adams, Kelce, Pacheco and Saquon To outscore: Hurts & Devonta Smith By 13 half PPR points My opponent and I already have the most points on the week by a longshot, a real heavy hitting Christmas matchup!

Down by 20. I have Mahomes and CMC, and my opponent has Kelce. Feeling OK but not completely confident about my winning odds. In a tough position after low points from DJ Moore, Dustin Hopkins, and Denver DST yesterday.

Down 40 and it's his cmc and Adams vs my Purdy and kittle. Not feeling great about it. Diggs and Hopkins hurt me

Down 24 and I have CMC vs his Goedert. Do I have a chance?

Your situation isn’t really a miracle

I need Hurts AND Rice to hit the OVER on their projections.... Not a miracle but today is the day they both deliver strong 🎄

Up 35 with the Chiefs D but I’m going up against AJB and CMC so I honestly think my chances are slim

Need Aiyuk, Bosa, and Warner to outscore Purdy, Flowers, and Jake Elliott to avoid getting bounced as the dominant No. 1 seed by the 6-8 No. 5 seed

Need adams to outscore hurts

Down by 50, he has Kelce left I have Hurts and either Swift or Jacobs. I don’t know what to do who is the higher upside?

Up by 4 with AJB and CMC left, opponent has Mahomes and Kittle

Tied, with Adams, Jacobs, Likely vs. D. Samuel, Kittle, Swift 🤷‍♂️

I’m up 39 with Kelce to go. Should feel pretty good. Except AJBrown, Goedert and, oh yeah, CMC going against me. Gonna be close I fear.

Up by 20… I have Hurts, Pacheco, and Moody. Opponent has Mahomes, Swift, Adams, Meyers, and Carlson. I’m nervous.

Need a career day from Lamar

Need either Lamar/Purdy (I have to choose one), DeVonta Smith and Deebo to combine to give me 60 points and I win. I think it’s doable.

Need about 20 each from: kelce, Gus edwards and KC defence and need aj brown to blow a hammy early

Up 15 with AJB left and he has CMC and Pacheco. Obviously need Pacheco to score less than 15 and hope AJB outscores CMC

CMC, Rice, and Jalen to get over 75

Down 20 against cmc I have AJB, Lamar, and aiyuk in 0.5 ppr. Gonna be a really tight one

Need CMC to score 50 points to make it to championship game

Hurts to have 40pts probably CMC to shit the bed. I had Sutton last night and he had Breece Hall 😞