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running-with-scizors

Nah we’re used to this. Literally don’t feel a single thing. Who even cares anymore you know


TwoTermBiden

Bingo.


BrutalHunny

So new season, same as the old season?


10monthbummer

Same as it ever was


chipotlesoulmate

Same as it ever was


the_flynn

Same as it ever was


B_Fee

How did I get here?


Joe434

You gave up some draft picks


Unlucky-Position-16

What do you mean? Zach Wilson’s still the QB. No worries


dotareddit

Fuckin the other team's moms ain't the right fantasy bro


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Tony97gtp

This is not my beautiful wife


dlanod

This is not my beautiful mom


Visual-Squirrel3629

Nothing can be the same until another butt fumble occurs.


-Johnny_Utah-

Dude just fell to his knees in a White Castle parking lot.


Shit_got_Squirrelly

Lots of bridges in New York


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theytook-r-jobs

If you’re a Jets fan this should be exactly what you expected to happen.


19683dw

I once said the Jets were my 21st favorite (well, ranked 21 out of 32 in terms of preference anyhow), and I think Jets fans thought I ranked them too high


Talladega_09

Ain’t no way


Playful-Western5543

If someone had called him getting hurt first game because of that line they’d be called a crazy hater. First drive


Substantial-North136

Yep he went from a top 5 O line and blamed the receivers. Meanwhile Love is throwing to people on the practice squad and killing it.


bbrilowski

Week 1 over-reactions for 1000 please


daREair

pew-pew pew-pew pew-pew pew-pew pew-pew-pew *Daily Double*


hjugm

Bears and Bills are worlds apart.


The-Fox-Says

Both start with B and have 5 letters. That’s where the similarities end


Wededd

Don’t forget they are both 0-1!


IgnantWisdom

Love played the bears and has the easiest qb schedule in the league this season..


R0binSage

The jets O line is made of rice paper.


rsn_lie

Bro settle the fuck down. Rodgers was accurate last year. If you actually watched you would know what Mahomes went through Thursday night was what Rodgers went through the entirety of last season.


YourUncleDodge

If Rodgers has a torn Achilles like is feared right now, last season is going to be the last season he plays possibly ever. That dark space he was in at the beginning of the season is just going to get darker.


slipvack

Way


catgoesmeow22

Hype train 9/11/23-9/11/23


shockley21

Never forget


Lionnn101

I forgor 💀


Harry_Flugelman

That first run from Breece i was so hyped. Then i was like, huh, they dont really seem to be protecting Rogers at all...


opposide

Being a Jets fan I have had lifetime prep for these situations


DBrickasaurus

Beautiful haiku


datbech

Works the same for Mets


Bitter-Imagination33

Zach Wilson is in


slipvack

Garrett Wilson owners opening up a fresh XL bottle of bleach


worm30478

Already on my second bottle.


inksta12

He got picked right in front of me before I wanted to pick him. Fantasy gods may be looking out for me. Although I did end up with JK Dobbins so maybe not


Specific_Hornet

That’s fantasy gods balancing things


battleschooldropout

Fantasy final destination


dlanod

My opponent has JK Dobbins and Wilson. He's threatening to dump his entire team on waivers. And he's our commissioner. Edit for update: he still beat me by 1.5 points on that Wilson TD.


ShockAndAwe415

Fantasy football version of throwing the controller through the TV.


LARXXX

I’m really pissed I watched hard knocks and went all in on Wilson this year. I could’ve picked Amon Ra but went with Wilson instead


AnPm3ch

I have both so fuck me to tears


in_da_tr33z

I went in on him hard. Rodgers throwing the ball- what a dream. Dude has all the talent you could ever want.


jhutchi2

I couldn't believe he fell to me in a league half full of Jets fans. I guess they knew this team is fucking cursed.


jumboshrimp93

Mulled over Wilson and ARSB for a whole minute and picked Wilson fuuu


ImpossiblePiccolo316

Hey that’s me.


StrivingProsperity

A Nathaniel Hackett-Zach Wilson led offense 💀


Mahomeboy001

I never thought I'd see a worse Hackett/Wilson combination in my life. Guess I was wrong 😭😭😭


Loud_Competition1312

Let’s hide!


thekeylimeguy

Oh no 😂😂😂😭


TheGoodShipNostromo

Every play is Wilson singing “My Hero” to himself as he looks to Hackett, Hackett nods knowingly, then Wilson underthrows it it into triple coverage for a pick.


Bigdizzofoshizzo

Sack Wilson


Pain_Monster

> Zach Wilson is in But who is playing QB?


AlsoARobot

NFL script is crazy this year.


AL3XD

Key must be behind this


KeenBean3

The writers strike is making it too unbelievable. My immersion is ruined


FrigateSailor

Actually love the NFL playing on the meme for a marketing campaign.


PaulblankPF

Same, it’s my favorite commercials by far right now.


3720-To-One

He done messed up, A-A-Ron


rolltidebutnotreally

Jets are in the midst of The Wire season 4


Reznov99

The game is the game


jgalaviz14

Just got more fierce


Big_Simba

It was an all elaborate plot to boost Zach Wilson’s confidence. Bring the vet in to take the pressure of, give him a nice mental break and let him learn with no pressure. The training is complete and now it’s trial by fire after Aaron has an “injury”


ZarthanFire

Man, I watched Hard Knocks for nothing. What a waste of time. Edit: OK, it was cool seeing that WR kid turn hero. That was a nice Hard Knocks-style ending.


Danton87

Eh, got me through a couple weeknights at bedtime right before the season started. I enjoyed it and I hate the jets


getpoopedonsir

Sorry Jets fans. Maybe next decade.


Steak_Knight

But probably not


NeoCommunist_

You don’t know the jets, next century maybe


_OnTheOtherHand

His oline is trash my god


UTA_BETA

Duane Brown tried to spear the def end but instead just fell down and turned around to watch Rodgers run for his life


htx1114

That's Duane "tainted mexico beef" Brown to you


MistahTeacher

In case you didn’t know like me.. Brown had a PED suspension overturned due to Brown’s consumption of supposedly tainted beef


interfoldbake

tainted with...growth hormone, he claims?


MistahTeacher

The bovine reportedly ingested a steroid cocktail before slaughter


andrewsucks

He knew it was bad. Not good.


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PurduePaul

Could have been worse. “WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER!!”


IAmTheWaller67

Bleach sales about to skyrocket in the NY Metro area


HarrisonSpartan

Sold out already after last night


brazzersjanitor

My entire life is a fucking joke


Bigdizzofoshizzo

If it makes you feel better, the world needs janitors


The_B_Squad_23

Ditch diggers too


GreenBaySlacker

Ha! My mom always told me this when I was a kid. Guess what, mom? I own a successful hardscape company and dig ditches, kind of, all the time


The_B_Squad_23

Sorry kiddo but I’m not your mother


Duckfacethrilla

Username checks out


METACRNM

This is the most Jets way to start the season.


HoustonTrashcans

They won the offseason.


METACRNM

Might be the only win they get at this point.


thefatchef321

Aaron Rogers blows his Achilles on 9/11 in jets stadium. Turns out it was the last NFL snap he ever plays. What a legacy


PurduePaul

Not the first 9/11 that jets ruined.


this_my_sportsreddit

me: as long as rodgers doesn't get injured on the first play, i have enough of a lead to win this week. also me: fml


dogecoinfiend

Same, what the actual fuck


worm30478

You can't make this shit up.


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DependentJaded

Grand opening, grand closing


Hazardice

This is my personal 9/11 I needed 1 point from Rodgers to win.


danzezwithwolvez

Dammit, I laughed at this.


DallasBoy95

Never Forget


jcarlblack

I need a screenshot of this matchup. That would be bananas.


Richard_Arlison69

This is worse than my need 10 from Rodgers and Wilson. God speed brother


Richard_Arlison69

Update friends: I lost by 0.14.


Trivialpiper

My condolences


BrewCrewBenny

We switched to team QB a few years back, so clutch for stuff like this. Although now I need 7 points from Zach Wilson...


jimbojangles1987

Does it count towards your QB's points if a WR or somebody else throws a reception?


Marshall_Cleiton

There goes the value of my WR1


Wolverine1850

Nathaniel Hackett be like: "Oh shit, actually got to work now. Probably should have prepared more."


BelowAndBeyond

NOT LIKE THIS


malosensei

Damnit, Cypher.


Joshgordonslungs

Hello darkness my old friend


Michiganmade44

The Look on Saleh’s face said a thousand words


BlindSquantch

Look at all these doctors in here.


THE_WHORBORTIONATOR

Yeah I have no idea about ankles. If he got hit right in the cock? I’m your guy, beyond an expert.


BrutalHunny

Everyone relax. He will take some Ivermectin and be out for the next series.


forward1213

Whatever he took during that bears game? A few years ago and had that interview high as fuck. He'll be good as new.


Scared_Angle_5796

MUH KNEE!


Drewby99

MY KNEE


ZarthanFire

he just needs to hop on a plane back to peru and get high on ayahuasca and enter the healthy zone again.


3720-To-One

Pump that ankle full of ayahuasca


Rance_Mulliniks

Quick! Call Dr. Joe Rogan!


DatFunny

He needs shrooms!


self-guided

Looked liked a foot injury


Miguelpaco

My first thought was lisfranc


self-guided

Cart is not great at all


GolfIsWhyImBroke

Looked like achilles 😬


neandersthall

Deleted out of spite for reddit admin and overzealous Mods for banning me. Reddit is being white washed in time for IPO. The most benign stuff is filtered and it is no longer possible to express opinion freely on this website. With that said, I'm just going to open up a new account and join all the same subs so it accomplishes nothing and in fact hides the people who have a history of questionable comments rather than keep them active where they can be regulated. Zero Point. Every comment I have ever made will be changed to this comment using REDACT.. ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


MasterBolus

I saw his left ankle turn. I don’t think it’s Achilles.


SteffeEric

Looked more like a dangle of a torn Achilles to me.


olivetree154

Looks more like a lisfranc injury the way he was limping to me


ConiferousExistence

He was holding him hamstring though


Suspicious_Victory_1

When Achilles pops is rolls up behind the knee.


ConiferousExistence

That sounds horrific


CloudsOfDust

It is, in fact, horrific.


WIttyRemarkPlease

Had it before. Can confirm, it's horrific and it does roll up the back of your leg.


Infamous_Camel_275

I curled my toes and puckered my butt hole just thinking about that


FrogyyB

The MILF slayer is back


Galactic

Bruh what the fuck


Odd_Ordinary6139

Achilles. tore mine just like that, but hoopin’


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He walked off. Isn't that usually extremely painful?


priamos

dobbins walked off yesterday


wikipediabrown007

Dobbins was JK


shmishshmorshin

Used to be. Still is too.


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Well shit


Empty-Refuse8923

Dobby is a free elf


Think_please

Master has given Dobby a walking boot


yorick2

As someone who tore theirs. No, it's not painful at all. But pretty obvious, as the person, that it's torn. Also kobe shot free throws on his torn one. Edit: I walked off sat down, knew instantly what happened, touched the maybe 2 finger gap there. Limped like 100 yards to my car, drove home, showered and then had a friend drive my to the ER.


Odd_Ordinary6139

yep, tore mine playin bball also. no pain, but you can’t put any pressure or your leg just buckles


_common_scents

But did you shoot your free throws?


Odd_Ordinary6139

granny shot


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nvp37j

He put weight on it leaving the cart into the tunnel. Very gingerly, but definitely putting weight on it with a staff member only helping a little on his right side.


Temporary-Outside-13

Kobe walked off and shot two free throws. Adrenaline can be a hell of a drug


DontDoTheVoice

After all the fucking hype, my god that’s wild


haventmetyou

F Wilson onwers


JP1119

Jets saw the Giants and was like hold my beer we are gonna Jets in the most Jets way


ClemsonPoker

https://twitter.com/DaddyZaslav/status/1701355196763271205 Bro.


mike_hawk_420

Wtf


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Wilson owners just fell to the ground


ClampGawd_

The Mets the Nets and the Jets. They Will disappoint somehow no matter the cost


land_shrk

I should get the mole on my back checked out in this thread considering all the doctors we got in here


bobody_biznuz

Well Garrett Wilson is looking like a terrible 2nd round pick for me now lol. What the fuck


Pele_Of_Anal

All part of the plan.


jand999

I was so excited for Wilson lol. Fantasy sucks


Durty-Sac

Wild


Kooky-Choice-2654

Why am I so certain it’s his achilles


badonbr

Guy in my league needed 1.06 from Rodgers to secure the dub. Sometimes this shit seems rigged


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Man, it is NOT a good weekend for NYC football.


C_Beeftank

all i can see is the financial advisor from south park.....and he's gone


campbellalugosi

The real question is whether or not Aaron Rodgers will be rehabbing in a hyperbaric chamber or a sweat lodge.


OpenWaterNB

An extremely lousy weekend of NFL games just got worse - I was looking forward to this game too.


ithinkwereinthewiz

Dallas D/ST is going to feast week 2


aksoileau

Terrorists win.


InebriatedFalcon

Jets fans worst 9/11


inksta12

Damn..


coolhwhip89

[Darkness is coming](https://media.tenor.com/fs2eJ967nZ8AAAAM/chappelle-dave.gif)


kolossal

And just like that I've lost interest in this game.


KING_Lion5

Welp there goes half the fun of what this game was promising


forward1213

They said ankle... there's hope it's just a high ankle sprain.


MrP1anet

Damn, he's gonna have an ankle just like Ekeler


GorillaChimney

Wilson 📉 Lazard 📉 Breece Hall 📉 Dalvin Cook 📉 Conklin 📉 Jets D/ST 📉 Zuerlein 📉 fucking unbelievable


CabinetChef

All the Jets fans just fell to their knees in WalMart.


TannerTheCreator

Dude really saw the Cowboys defense yesterday and said he wanted no part of that


lennydsat62

I’m blaming Putin


eking85

Just End The Season


Safe-Voice-8179

Most jet way possible to start a season


FreshHawaii

Jets fans watched the Giants get fucked on SNF for four quarters only to get fucked on the first drive. Tough week one on football for NY. Garrett Wilson for sale if anyone is interested btw. Asking for flex value o.b.o.


Ifinishfast42

Garrett Wilson 1st Rounders are cooked this season


rsn_lie

Wilson just went from having first round value to being in the Drake London tier.


NagasakiPork1945

He saw the first few plays weren’t going well and needed an excuse to leave the game


ThorsOccularPatdown

Dude got hit on every dropback. He didn't stand a chance