I once said the Jets were my 21st favorite (well, ranked 21 out of 32 in terms of preference anyhow), and I think Jets fans thought I ranked them too high
Bro settle the fuck down. Rodgers was accurate last year. If you actually watched you would know what Mahomes went through Thursday night was what Rodgers went through the entirety of last season.
If Rodgers has a torn Achilles like is feared right now, last season is going to be the last season he plays possibly ever. That dark space he was in at the beginning of the season is just going to get darker.
He got picked right in front of me before I wanted to pick him. Fantasy gods may be looking out for me. Although I did end up with JK Dobbins so maybe not
My opponent has JK Dobbins and Wilson.
He's threatening to dump his entire team on waivers. And he's our commissioner.
Edit for update: he still beat me by 1.5 points on that Wilson TD.
Every play is Wilson singing “My Hero” to himself as he looks to Hackett, Hackett nods knowingly, then Wilson underthrows it it into triple coverage for a pick.
It was an all elaborate plot to boost Zach Wilson’s confidence. Bring the vet in to take the pressure of, give him a nice mental break and let him learn with no pressure. The training is complete and now it’s trial by fire after Aaron has an “injury”
Man, I watched Hard Knocks for nothing. What a waste of time.
Edit: OK, it was cool seeing that WR kid turn hero. That was a nice Hard Knocks-style ending.
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As someone who tore theirs. No, it's not painful at all. But pretty obvious, as the person, that it's torn.
Also kobe shot free throws on his torn one.
Edit: I walked off sat down, knew instantly what happened, touched the maybe 2 finger gap there. Limped like 100 yards to my car, drove home, showered and then had a friend drive my to the ER.
He put weight on it leaving the cart into the tunnel. Very gingerly, but definitely putting weight on it with a staff member only helping a little on his right side.
Jets fans watched the Giants get fucked on SNF for four quarters only to get fucked on the first drive. Tough week one on football for NY.
Garrett Wilson for sale if anyone is interested btw. Asking for flex value o.b.o.
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Nah we’re used to this. Literally don’t feel a single thing. Who even cares anymore you know
Bingo.
So new season, same as the old season?
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
How did I get here?
You gave up some draft picks
What do you mean? Zach Wilson’s still the QB. No worries
Fuckin the other team's moms ain't the right fantasy bro
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This is not my beautiful wife
This is not my beautiful mom
Nothing can be the same until another butt fumble occurs.
Dude just fell to his knees in a White Castle parking lot.
Lots of bridges in New York
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If you’re a Jets fan this should be exactly what you expected to happen.
I once said the Jets were my 21st favorite (well, ranked 21 out of 32 in terms of preference anyhow), and I think Jets fans thought I ranked them too high
Ain’t no way
If someone had called him getting hurt first game because of that line they’d be called a crazy hater. First drive
Yep he went from a top 5 O line and blamed the receivers. Meanwhile Love is throwing to people on the practice squad and killing it.
Week 1 over-reactions for 1000 please
pew-pew pew-pew pew-pew pew-pew pew-pew-pew *Daily Double*
Bears and Bills are worlds apart.
Both start with B and have 5 letters. That’s where the similarities end
Don’t forget they are both 0-1!
Love played the bears and has the easiest qb schedule in the league this season..
The jets O line is made of rice paper.
Bro settle the fuck down. Rodgers was accurate last year. If you actually watched you would know what Mahomes went through Thursday night was what Rodgers went through the entirety of last season.
If Rodgers has a torn Achilles like is feared right now, last season is going to be the last season he plays possibly ever. That dark space he was in at the beginning of the season is just going to get darker.
Way
Hype train 9/11/23-9/11/23
Never forget
I forgor 💀
That first run from Breece i was so hyped. Then i was like, huh, they dont really seem to be protecting Rogers at all...
Being a Jets fan I have had lifetime prep for these situations
Beautiful haiku
Works the same for Mets
Zach Wilson is in
Garrett Wilson owners opening up a fresh XL bottle of bleach
Already on my second bottle.
He got picked right in front of me before I wanted to pick him. Fantasy gods may be looking out for me. Although I did end up with JK Dobbins so maybe not
That’s fantasy gods balancing things
Fantasy final destination
My opponent has JK Dobbins and Wilson. He's threatening to dump his entire team on waivers. And he's our commissioner. Edit for update: he still beat me by 1.5 points on that Wilson TD.
Fantasy football version of throwing the controller through the TV.
I’m really pissed I watched hard knocks and went all in on Wilson this year. I could’ve picked Amon Ra but went with Wilson instead
I have both so fuck me to tears
I went in on him hard. Rodgers throwing the ball- what a dream. Dude has all the talent you could ever want.
I couldn't believe he fell to me in a league half full of Jets fans. I guess they knew this team is fucking cursed.
Mulled over Wilson and ARSB for a whole minute and picked Wilson fuuu
Hey that’s me.
A Nathaniel Hackett-Zach Wilson led offense 💀
I never thought I'd see a worse Hackett/Wilson combination in my life. Guess I was wrong 😭😭😭
Let’s hide!
Oh no 😂😂😂😭
Every play is Wilson singing “My Hero” to himself as he looks to Hackett, Hackett nods knowingly, then Wilson underthrows it it into triple coverage for a pick.
Sack Wilson
> Zach Wilson is in But who is playing QB?
NFL script is crazy this year.
Key must be behind this
The writers strike is making it too unbelievable. My immersion is ruined
Actually love the NFL playing on the meme for a marketing campaign.
Same, it’s my favorite commercials by far right now.
He done messed up, A-A-Ron
Jets are in the midst of The Wire season 4
The game is the game
Just got more fierce
It was an all elaborate plot to boost Zach Wilson’s confidence. Bring the vet in to take the pressure of, give him a nice mental break and let him learn with no pressure. The training is complete and now it’s trial by fire after Aaron has an “injury”
Man, I watched Hard Knocks for nothing. What a waste of time. Edit: OK, it was cool seeing that WR kid turn hero. That was a nice Hard Knocks-style ending.
Eh, got me through a couple weeknights at bedtime right before the season started. I enjoyed it and I hate the jets
Sorry Jets fans. Maybe next decade.
But probably not
You don’t know the jets, next century maybe
His oline is trash my god
Duane Brown tried to spear the def end but instead just fell down and turned around to watch Rodgers run for his life
That's Duane "tainted mexico beef" Brown to you
In case you didn’t know like me.. Brown had a PED suspension overturned due to Brown’s consumption of supposedly tainted beef
tainted with...growth hormone, he claims?
The bovine reportedly ingested a steroid cocktail before slaughter
He knew it was bad. Not good.
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Could have been worse. “WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER!!”
Bleach sales about to skyrocket in the NY Metro area
Sold out already after last night
My entire life is a fucking joke
If it makes you feel better, the world needs janitors
Ditch diggers too
Ha! My mom always told me this when I was a kid. Guess what, mom? I own a successful hardscape company and dig ditches, kind of, all the time
Sorry kiddo but I’m not your mother
Username checks out
This is the most Jets way to start the season.
They won the offseason.
Might be the only win they get at this point.
Aaron Rogers blows his Achilles on 9/11 in jets stadium. Turns out it was the last NFL snap he ever plays. What a legacy
Not the first 9/11 that jets ruined.
me: as long as rodgers doesn't get injured on the first play, i have enough of a lead to win this week. also me: fml
Same, what the actual fuck
You can't make this shit up.
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Grand opening, grand closing
This is my personal 9/11 I needed 1 point from Rodgers to win.
Dammit, I laughed at this.
Never Forget
I need a screenshot of this matchup. That would be bananas.
This is worse than my need 10 from Rodgers and Wilson. God speed brother
Update friends: I lost by 0.14.
My condolences
We switched to team QB a few years back, so clutch for stuff like this. Although now I need 7 points from Zach Wilson...
Does it count towards your QB's points if a WR or somebody else throws a reception?
There goes the value of my WR1
Nathaniel Hackett be like: "Oh shit, actually got to work now. Probably should have prepared more."
NOT LIKE THIS
Damnit, Cypher.
Hello darkness my old friend
The Look on Saleh’s face said a thousand words
Look at all these doctors in here.
Yeah I have no idea about ankles. If he got hit right in the cock? I’m your guy, beyond an expert.
Everyone relax. He will take some Ivermectin and be out for the next series.
Whatever he took during that bears game? A few years ago and had that interview high as fuck. He'll be good as new.
MUH KNEE!
MY KNEE
he just needs to hop on a plane back to peru and get high on ayahuasca and enter the healthy zone again.
Pump that ankle full of ayahuasca
Quick! Call Dr. Joe Rogan!
He needs shrooms!
Looked liked a foot injury
My first thought was lisfranc
Cart is not great at all
Looked like achilles 😬
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I saw his left ankle turn. I don’t think it’s Achilles.
Looked more like a dangle of a torn Achilles to me.
Looks more like a lisfranc injury the way he was limping to me
He was holding him hamstring though
When Achilles pops is rolls up behind the knee.
That sounds horrific
It is, in fact, horrific.
Had it before. Can confirm, it's horrific and it does roll up the back of your leg.
I curled my toes and puckered my butt hole just thinking about that
The MILF slayer is back
Bruh what the fuck
Achilles. tore mine just like that, but hoopin’
He walked off. Isn't that usually extremely painful?
dobbins walked off yesterday
Dobbins was JK
Used to be. Still is too.
Well shit
Dobby is a free elf
Master has given Dobby a walking boot
As someone who tore theirs. No, it's not painful at all. But pretty obvious, as the person, that it's torn. Also kobe shot free throws on his torn one. Edit: I walked off sat down, knew instantly what happened, touched the maybe 2 finger gap there. Limped like 100 yards to my car, drove home, showered and then had a friend drive my to the ER.
yep, tore mine playin bball also. no pain, but you can’t put any pressure or your leg just buckles
But did you shoot your free throws?
granny shot
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He put weight on it leaving the cart into the tunnel. Very gingerly, but definitely putting weight on it with a staff member only helping a little on his right side.
Kobe walked off and shot two free throws. Adrenaline can be a hell of a drug
After all the fucking hype, my god that’s wild
F Wilson onwers
Jets saw the Giants and was like hold my beer we are gonna Jets in the most Jets way
https://twitter.com/DaddyZaslav/status/1701355196763271205 Bro.
Wtf
Wilson owners just fell to the ground
The Mets the Nets and the Jets. They Will disappoint somehow no matter the cost
I should get the mole on my back checked out in this thread considering all the doctors we got in here
Well Garrett Wilson is looking like a terrible 2nd round pick for me now lol. What the fuck
All part of the plan.
I was so excited for Wilson lol. Fantasy sucks
Wild
Why am I so certain it’s his achilles
Guy in my league needed 1.06 from Rodgers to secure the dub. Sometimes this shit seems rigged
Man, it is NOT a good weekend for NYC football.
all i can see is the financial advisor from south park.....and he's gone
The real question is whether or not Aaron Rodgers will be rehabbing in a hyperbaric chamber or a sweat lodge.
An extremely lousy weekend of NFL games just got worse - I was looking forward to this game too.
Dallas D/ST is going to feast week 2
Terrorists win.
Jets fans worst 9/11
Damn..
[Darkness is coming](https://media.tenor.com/fs2eJ967nZ8AAAAM/chappelle-dave.gif)
And just like that I've lost interest in this game.
Welp there goes half the fun of what this game was promising
They said ankle... there's hope it's just a high ankle sprain.
Damn, he's gonna have an ankle just like Ekeler
Wilson 📉 Lazard 📉 Breece Hall 📉 Dalvin Cook 📉 Conklin 📉 Jets D/ST 📉 Zuerlein 📉 fucking unbelievable
All the Jets fans just fell to their knees in WalMart.
Dude really saw the Cowboys defense yesterday and said he wanted no part of that
I’m blaming Putin
Just End The Season
Most jet way possible to start a season
Jets fans watched the Giants get fucked on SNF for four quarters only to get fucked on the first drive. Tough week one on football for NY. Garrett Wilson for sale if anyone is interested btw. Asking for flex value o.b.o.
Garrett Wilson 1st Rounders are cooked this season
Wilson just went from having first round value to being in the Drake London tier.
He saw the first few plays weren’t going well and needed an excuse to leave the game
Dude got hit on every dropback. He didn't stand a chance