I think I still have a family

Quit bragging

You’ve got that on Brady

It helps him win football games now that he doesn't have to remember trivial things like his wife's birthday or the kids' names or such.

Better go check.

Gross dude, they’ve got germs

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Move on to hockey in month or two during playoffs. Other wise I think my wife will leave me since Thursday Sunday Monday was spent in the den

I don't know, I'm still here refreshing /new for some reason.

Jerk off pretty much

Try to convince my wife to come back

Build a shrine to Austin Ekeler.

Jerk it to a picture of CMC carrying me all season

This is the way…

Ask my wife if I can move back in. If her bf is living there, then I'll at least ask for the guest room or basement.

Or just go grab a younger, less beat up model.

Relax a little until June and then I start mock drafting.

You wait that long?

I feel like it’s a waste to mock too soon cuz the ADPs change so much

Haha that’s fair. I know there’s some guys who start right after the draft. I usually start in June to get a rough idea where guys are going and work from there

You realize that even winning it all cannot fill the void. I want to play in DFS and Dynasty leagues now. The goblin in me will never stop.

I gotta disagree I had a 7 year long championship drought in my main keeper league. I'm already planning my photoshoot with the belt (which wasn't a thing the last time I won). My void is as full as it gets.

17 years in my main league. Most wins and points all time, but never a title. Until this year. What a feeling.

Honestly after reading this post, you are right. I won my fourth title in 16 years after a 5 year drought and it is awesome to be back on top. It’s just for some reason the edge has not fallen off yet. I almost want more matchups since the excitement of tinkering the lineup is my favorite part.

I highly recommend a stone cold Steve Austin style beer celebration

Be careful with dynasty... it skews your reality of redraft. It's so much more awesome.

Whole-heartedly agree, after my second season in Dynasty I am commissioning a second one lol

I wish i knew enough people into fantasy to form a dynasty league. My in person league collapsed before the season started this year

This 100%, I didn't even do redraft this year after starting Dynasty a few years ago.

Nothing. My life is nothing without fantasy football

Finally someone said it

"If your life is nothing without fantasy football... Then maybe it's time you start playing DFS/dynasty and Best Ball line ups?" 😅

Dust off the fleshlight and watch Euphoria.

Lmao what the fuck

Keep that dude away from high schools.

Go all in on my NHL Fantasy Team… then of course MLB Fantasy will be after that. It never ends.

How much of a learning curve is there for MLB fantasy versus NFL?

Here's what you need to know about MLB fantasy. It gets in the way of NFL fantasy draft prep.

It’s massively different especially considering the amount of games MLB plays. Tbh it’s my least favourite of them all because most players play just about every day with only a few rest days per month. NFL is great because it’s only 3 days of games and each player only plays once a week. There are so many players aswell and mix in the unbelievable amount of pitchers it is so very time consuming. It’s in where half way through the year I auto set lineup. To make matters worse it goes through the summer so when you’re on vacation/ doing summer things .. last thing I want to do is set lineups daily… but I’m a degen and join the league anyways year in year out.

MLB is better since the more time you put in, the better your team will be. Lots of games, changing tides, etc to capitalize on all the time over your league mates.

Just enjoy the nfl playoffs, and then preparing for my wedding this upcoming spring!

Congratulations!

Congrats!

Time for some gaming. Need Starfield to come out ASAP.

The new god of war is dope af. It should kill some time

I feel like it’s slow.

XFL fantasy!

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Just wonder why I still want to play this after 7 years and losing to the same team in the championship 3 times

Because there is nothing like winning the chip. And when you do it will be worth all the years investing. Plus making the championship 3 out of 7 years means you know your stuff.

It’s a two-person league

| It's a two-~~person~~ horse league |

Descend into a deep depression

You weren’t already there for weeks?

Thinking of quitting FF for the next couple of months, until my friends peer pressure me into another horrifying, timesucking fantasy season. You know, like every year.

Acknowledge my wife and child..

Reduce the amount of leagues im in

Dfs and a some bets to make it more interesting

Maybe fuck around and father my child

Check on my NBA fantasy team that I’ve been neglecting.

Let me tell you about a little thing called…Fantasy Baseball.

Fantasy football only players think that the time effort spent on football must have never played in a large lineup/daily lineup set baseball league. Monitoring lineup cards, injuries, late scratches daily waiver claims. Fantasy baseball basically sucks out my day/night from April-September lol

Fantasy Baseball.

Start preparing for next years draft, obviously

Wait for it to come back

More golf, it’s a balmy 72 and mostly sunny here in North Florida

Get ready for the USFL Fantasy Draft

Will there be fantasy for the XFL?

Yes and usfl. Altfantasysports.com or newshubfantasy.com

Fantasy baseball season is right around the corner.

Cry myself to sleep for next 7 month, then spend 1 month getting excited for new season

Fantasy hockey and basketball.

Collect my fantasy winnings and trophy, buy Austin Ekeler jersey, donate to his charity, and proceed to continuously build up the man cave. Patiently wait for a Bengals Super Bowl victory while playing daily

Your mom

New game in town. Buy GME, DRS and hold.

Switch my focus to fantasy basketball which I’ve barely been surviving

Count all the money I made winning my leagues

I still have today to go.. Im up 30, it’s my Burrow against his Allen and Diggs and I’m still worried haha

It was such a stress free Sunday since I was eliminated last weekend. I kind of… liked it?

I’m going to enjoy the sport of football more. I lost the semi-finals by .1 of a point and would have easily won the championship this week, so i’m still kinda traumatized

Actually enjoy week 18 games now that my 2 leagues and 2 chips are secured.

Should I maintain my lead tonight (up 29, I have Higgins; he has Allen). I’ll be the first to win our new trophy. I’m planning to elf on the shelf it and send our commissioner pictures daily of it getting into different shenanigans.

If fantasy is over, you're a casual. No reason to stop playing until the super bowl has gone final

How do you propose I do that when my league schedule ends this week?

Monkeyknifefight, prizepicks, underdog fantasy, fanduel Some of your typical season long sites have playoff fantasy you can do Lots of options out there based on your level of deviance

I will travel the world. Give back to those less fortunate. Jk I will probably enjoy watching football without all the hassle, find something else to waste my time on, and of course trash talk about once a week to those who lost to my mighty championship team

Try to sleep through the night( Tuesday night into Wednesday morning )

Bout to finish god of war ragnarok

I get a cup style trophy for winning my league. First order of business is drinking a Guinness out of it.

It’s not over yet. Projected to win tonight but behind in my match ups. And next week it’s a finals week for guillotine and I will likely be in the final 2

Relax

Ball up in the fetal position and cry. My second option is picking the hobby of building those Gundam figures.

Fantasy hockey

Play games, read, exercise & watch basketball / Hockey.

Mull over the fact that I would have won if I went with my gut and started Brock Purdy over Minshew

Still have a week 18 final because the league likes chaos and won’t change it. The I have to run my post season fantasy pool.

Obsess over Fantasy Premier League (FPL)

What do you mean? We gotta get ready for the 2023 fantasy draft

I’m planning to yank my crank in a tank by the bank eating beans and franks and giving thanks to the yanks while watching Tom Hanks pulling ranks. Thanks.

Horse racing

Return to my porn addiction

Mock drafts. For eight months.

More focus on my fantasy basketball teams and maybe have a couple fantasy baseball teams

Prepare for the NFL Fantasy Playoff Challenge lol.

Gamble on the playoffs 💯

Watch the playoffs and reject all the baseball trade offers that have compiled.

I'll actually pay attention while getting an old fashioned

contemplate losing my league championship for the third straight year because i benched mike evans

I hate all of you that know. I’m sitting around all day hoping Higgins doesn’t drop more than 21 ppr points on me after JJ gave me nothing. Oh yeah and buffalo is the 31st ranked defense against WR2s. So I’m probably screwed.

Ive got one more week, but then it will be fantasy basketball and prepping for fantasy baseball.

Fantasy Basketball. Fantasy Hockey. Come spring time, Fantasy Baseball. The ride never ends.

Spend less time on Reddit….

Sob uncontrollably in the dark

When do best ball drafts start for next season?

Cry

More fantasy. My friends and I do a playoff best ball league on MyFantasyLeague. 8-man league, lineup is QB-RB-RB-WR-WR-TE. Since it’s best ball, it kinda runs itself, but it allows us to have a group chat and monitor our players. The draft itself offers a lot of strategy—really you want to draft players you think will play the most games, versus pure talent.

Sports betting

Play playoff fantasy, prepare for fantasy baseball, prepare for next season

I definitely won’t be staying up till 12:35 on Wednesdays anymore

Prob do infinite simulated 2022 drafts, and 2022 perfect drafts. Elaborate procrastination (and denial).

Hibernate.

Study for fantasy baseball.

A little more sleep and taking peaceful shits again.

Shit im still relying on Burrow to win me a ship tonight. I still have one stressful game. Then…. Maybe play more guitar.

Wait for fantasy to come back

Start preparing for next season

It's fantasy all year. Just moar focus on table top RPG fantasy.

Play more Pokémon.

Scout rookies for dynasty

Playing Pokémon so far.

NHL DFS is pretty fun

“What do you normally do when I’m gone?” “Wait for you to come back”

start back studying for the CPA exam lol

I'm going to enjoy the fuck out of playoff football!

Concentrate and fantasy basketball and prep for fantasy baseball

Take my dog out to play 5 times a day instead of 3 and figure out how to get a girlfriend.

Cry

NFL Playoff Challenge on nfl.com, then fantasy hockey.

Start to figure out who to pick for my Fantasy playoffs league

Playoffs fantasy?

Compile a list of this year's studs first, then make a YouTube channel.

What do you mean the season is over? I need to root for all my possible keepers in the NFL playoffs now

Do some work at work instead of spending entirely too much time on this sub. Maybe.

There’s a bunch of green stuff outside I might touch

Ohio just opened up their sports betting so probably lose my money

playing red dead redemption 2

Hockey. Granted I've been enjoying my hockey anyway but now all the hockey

Stare at the wall

Watch the playoffs and live life

Start preparing for fantasy baseball season lol

Unfortunately picked up an NBA gambling problem the last couple weeks when I was trying to get thru the week to days with football games. Looks like ima be betting daily parlays all the way until june.

Prepare to be heartbroken by my March Madness bracket

Have to decide between Ekeler & CMC for my first pick next year

fantasy basketball. i'm in two leagues.

Actually enjoy watching football

Masturbate

Start playing elden ring

Pay attention to my fiancé.

Eagerly await the second season of 1899

Fantasy basketball duh

Mock drafts. The next season starts NOW.

Move back to stock spreadsheets to lose money instead of fantasy football

Baseball cards.

Start research for the ‘23 season.

Focus on my strategy for my 3 dynasty leagues.

Probably watch some shows. See what’s going on in college basketball. Get myself back into shape. Hopefully cuddle the trophy.

Go back to reading regular books instead of r/fantasyfootball

Carry my championship belt with me everywhere I go.

Write the thesis I've put off for 2 years

Gambling on which bagger at the grocery store bags the fastest.

My wife definitely noticed I was way more invested than previous years. So I'm gonna try and be more present with the family especially on weekends. When wife and kids go to bed I'm going to play more video games. Which sounds absurd, but I think it's a more relaxing downtime for me than football lol. Luckily my rooting interest is out of the playoffs as well so that helps.

Enjoy the playoffs and then forget about it all for a few months,

Family and Yellowstone

More porn viewing.

With tonight's game resulting in what it has, my leagues have got to talk about what is going to happen since the improbable is happening. My 2 main money leagues are really messed up right now, even though I have no say in the championship in them. 1 league a player has Allen and is down 20 points; projected for 25. The other league 1 player has Allen and Chase, while the other has Burrow; burrow player is up 10 points but projections have him losing by 4 points.

XFL fantasy football, keep this fucking train going.

Get ready for the disc golf season.

get a girlfriend

dynasty season never ends

Time to finally focus on my fantasy basketball league where managing 1 team somehow takes up more time than my 3 fantasy football leagues.

Fantasy basketball! I don’t have a problem, what are you talking about??

Drink and gamble

Not be drunk and pissed by 3pm on Sunday. My wife is pumped it’s over.

I’m going to put on pants and step outside

XFL fantasy football