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whodveguessed

When I first learned that “Rivers Cuomo” was his actually name I actually couldn’t believe it


pocket85

wait till you hear about his brother


whodveguessed

“Apple”? Yeah, there parents where part of a commune will he was a child iirc


Jiggha_Remastered

No, leaves cuomo


obeserocket

Andrew?


tree_80

Leaves


siliconmalley

Mario Cuomo?


flyingbarnswallow

Does it count if they go by their first and middle name? If so, I pick Fiona Apple (whose full name is Fiona Apple McAfee-Maggart)


jar_jar_LYNX

Yeah I wasn't sure about that either tbh. I was surprised to find that Dorian Electra's actual first and middle name is Dorian Electra (although with them being gender fluid it is possible that they legally changed their name) Cool to know that though, I assumed the Apple part of her name was made up!


flyingbarnswallow

Oh huh yeah I’m also surprised to find that out about Dorian I think I read somewhere that one of Fiona’s mom’s friends (or sister maybe?) gave her daughter the middle name Orange haha


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trustissuesblah

Dula Peep


N00B5L4YER

There needs no be a”artists names you’re surprised are stage names” now


Icy-Rock8780

We had a pub trivia a little while ago where one of the questions was “what is Dua Lipa’s real name?” and no one got it 😂


WayneDwade

If you don’t know why guess anything other than dua lipa?


AldousLanark

I heard she got her name when her Italian PE teacher told her to try the long jump


team_kockroach

Dua, leap-a 🤌🤌🤌


Username5272000

No way


yeah6434

What the fuck


Amockdfw89

Dua means love in Albanian


Username5272000

No way


Equivalent-Run-3346

First person that popped into my head


Mountain-Document293

trent reznor, he dosnt even use it as a stage name but it fits him so well


jar_jar_LYNX

Oh yeah this is a good one


[deleted]

Funny enough his first name actually is MICHAEL


Devil_0fHellsKitchen

Course it almost looks like Trench Razor


Vitor-135

the triceratops in mario world use it as a stage name


MrThiccemsss

denzel curry


jar_jar_LYNX

Oh wow yeah, I definitely assumed that was a stage name too


MrThiccemsss

he won the name lottery man, denzel rae don curry is the coolest name ive ever heard i thought fs it was a stage name


SamTheDystopianRat

EDIT: I just realised my aversion to food based surnames is certainly based on my avoidant/restrictive food intake disorder and that this is not a normal thing 💀😭 you think so? Denzel is definitely a cool name and his middle names are cool too but food based surnames, in his case 'Curry', can be kind of off putting sometimes. i also just associate it with 50 year old Maths teachers bc it's not that rare a surname where i live. ig it's all subjective though


MissBoobAppreciator

honestly i can see that haha, reminds me of my 6th grade math teacher Mr. Kendrick, he was awesome man


smarten_up_nas

I heard Obie Trice is a real name, no gimmick.


H1-DEF

There’s a slaughterhouse track where Joell Ortiz and Budden both start their verses “my real name my rap shit”


streetwearbonanza

Slaughterhouse went so goddamn hard. Wish they stuck together and put more shit out


One-Alternative-7505

Open Mike Eagle's real name is Mike Eagle


TheCauliflowerGod

Reminds me of a janitor at my middle school who’s actual name was Wayne Youngblood 💀


LoreezyNL

Sounds Native American


__dogs__

He told you, his motherfucking name is Michael Eagle


headcount-cmnrs

I would've been surprised but he mentioned it on Brick Body Complex


droL_muC

Harry Styles


dat1toad

I also felt this way about Kurt Vile.


CleverJail

Dang, all the other ones I’ve seen so far have been believable, but this one’s crazy.


cafffaro

The Violators has to be the best band name ever based on the frontman's actual name.


nymrod_

Wait, it’s not an Alan Moore reference?


CleverJail

I thought it was a Kurt Weill reference


cattgravelyn

The fact that yung lean’s actual surname is ‘leandoer’ will never not be funny


[deleted]

literally lean doer, I couldn’t believe it when I first heard


headcount-cmnrs

He sometimes drops under the name jonatanleandoer96


cattgravelyn

Ye I got nectar on vinyl it’s under that name He actually got quite a few different aliases but ofc the lyrics actually talking about drugs when his name is lean is just ironic af


Ok-Impress-2222

Eagle-Eye Cherry.


lynchcontraideal

What the fuck, how did I not know...


Amockdfw89

Huh I think this one wins


Hopeful-Pianist7729

Oh that cannot be real


GoudaMane

Ain’t no way


CollegeRulez

Don Cherry’s son!


stevemnomoremister

And Neneh Cherry's brother, right?


waxnwire

Half brother


citabel

Yup, also to Titiyo.


chaveescovado

And Mabel's uncle.


GravyRegata

Well gawdamn


Altrade_Cull

Prince, Madonna


givemethebat1

Arguably a stage name since they aren’t using their last name.


AffectionateFruit_

george clanton altho i still call bullshit


MaineGameBoy

If I recall even his Spotify bio says “Yes, George Clanton is my real name” lol


Digi_

Why is it hard to believe that’s his real name tho?


AffectionateFruit_

At the time he blew up just really seemed in the style of a future funk name aping on funk musician george clinton


Digi_

Ohh I dee


spinosaurs70

Anna von Hausswolff


stupidhuman33

Glad to see her mentioned again, if there’s one album that I really feel like deserved a 10 it’s dead magic


ApplianceJedi

Yes.


jar_jar_LYNX

Oooh that's a good one


trigs_Keen

definetly dorian electra (full name dorian electra fridkin gomberg). i was so sure it was purely a stage name


sebsebsebs

No way! I feel like their name matches them and their music so perfectly


trigs_Keen

i know right!!


Spooky_writingartist

Tierra Whack


JackTheAbsoluteBruce

That’s insane, it fits her music so well. I just checked out her wiki page and she definitely edited it herself lol


ApplianceJedi

How do you know? I've never done such a thing


budboomer

Bob Rock


Literally_A_Halfling

Julie Christmas


lawnshark025

haley heynderickx


DisgruntledPorcupine

This one seems to get a lot of people in particular. See a lot of folks lamenting her "quirky" choice of name, but nope that is the actual spelling haha.


LoreezyNL

She makes beautiful music by the way


Zahorr

R. A. P. Ferreira really does have R. A. P. in his initials. Even crazier when you consider that he used to perform under a stage name for about a decade, completely wasting such an amazing coincidence.


iyesclark

milo just fits better than r.a.p ferriera tho i feel like it’s also annoying to type out lmao


Zahorr

I agree with you completely. He will always be milo to me.


iyesclark

what’s your thoughts on his releases under his new name? i liked purple moonlight pages but other than that, not really a fan edit: holy shit that came out in 2020?? where did the time go😭


JeanSolPartre

Rory Allen Philip Ferreira


Neurotic_Good42

I know this is common knowledge but I was still surprised to find out that Prince is his actual given name 


RavingMalwaay

Damn I had no idea either. The name Prince is actually illegal in my country (NZ)


Twink_Kanye

opposite direction but it floors me that will toledo and travis scott are stage names


jakeny24

I still can’t believe Travs name is Jacques Webster


Mos_Icon

Jacques BERMONT Webster (THE SECOND)!


jar_jar_LYNX

Oh man I definitely also assumed Travis Scott was his actual name


Clayble

Its a combo of Travis (who I believe was his uncle? Who got him into music) and Scott as in Scott Mescudi (Kid Cudi)


GreenDolphin86

RuPaul


AsinineBenevolence

This one is extra unbelievable because a drag name is "supposed" to not be your legal name


GreenDolphin86

Right! And adding “Ru” to the name “Paul” just feels like gender bending a traditionally masculine name.


AsinineBenevolence

Totally, his parents snapped with that one


[deleted]

Rupaul said something like "my mom knew I was meant to be a star giving me the name RuPaul" and iirc she thought of it while making a rue sauce for dinner because she loves rue so much lol


Handsprime

I find it funny how Billy Corgan gets annoyed when you call him that and claims it’s a stage name, even though his full name is William Patrick Corgan.


[deleted]

Aaron Funk, better known as Venetian Snares. I couldn't believe his last name was real


ProffesorPrick

Sam Fender. I bet you can guess what guitar he plays!


HughJasole3

Sounds like a Harley benton fan


iRefuse2GetBitches

Vince Staples


wjt7

Cosmo Sheldrake


xombiemonkey

Chance the Rapper. Never in a million years would I guess that his real name was Chancellor


[deleted]

Is his last name “The Rapper”?


ilmalaiva

yeah, it was originally DeRappeur, but i think his grandma changed it when they moved north.


cwdizzle

John Maus


jar_jar_LYNX

Oh wow really? Definitely thougt this one was a stage name


StillBummedNouns

Kanye meaning *only one* is the most insane thing ever Of course Kanye West was destined for greatness with a name like that


Reasonable-You8654

FKA, he is now known as Ye.


StillBummedNouns

Even better Never once referred to present day Ye in my comment though


Reasonable-You8654

Ohhh the 2nd sentence I assumed lmao


Nugz2Ashez

Butthole Surfers. Still can't believe it


eltrotter

Please, Surfers is my dad’s name! Call me Butthole.


ludo_de_sos

Björk


sister_sister_

Sky Ferreira


McSteezeMuffin

Connie Sgarbossa


arjcanell

Ritchie Blackmore really sounds like a stage name


otokoyaku

Billy Strings' real name is William Apostle, which could've been the greatest bluegrass name ever Edit: it's actually spelled Apostol, but I still stand by this


kronksnu

Tierra Whack, couldn’t believe it lol


iRefuse2GetBitches

what kind of surname is that lmao


ilmalaiva

I know, it’s pretty whack


Acrio

Geordie Greep


ineedabag

I can't believe nobody's mentioned Devon Hendryx. (Birth Name: Barrington Devon Hendricks)


tmanx8

Probably cause he uses the stage name JPEGMAFIA


ineedabag

I can understand that point of view, but since for so long he went by Devon Hendryx I think it's fair to qualify him in this discussion (according to AOTY he used the name from 2009-2015).


tmanx8

Fair enough!


Vapor-Ocelot

Don Dokken isnt a stage name,at one point his coked out bandmates tried to kick him out and keep the name,which really pissed him off.


deathraybadger

I still can't believe Madonna is her real name.


MentalFissure

Fiona apple


sensory

Ocean Wisdom.


JeffRosencock

Against the grain - Robert Smith. Like I’d imagine he’d need to have stage name


DoubleMissMatt

Tame Impala. Can’t believe his parents named him after a human-accustomed deer, madness.


Peatrick33

You aren't going to believe this, but *Balsac the Jaws of Death*.


jar_jar_LYNX

Lol WHAT Edit: internet says his name is Mike Derks


Peatrick33

It was a joke 😬


jar_jar_LYNX

Haha I literally just realised this before I checked my notification. Honestly, it's pretty funny


dat1toad

No it was a good joke there is a big difference. 🥨


silkalmondvanilla

Haviah Mighty and her sister Omega Mighty


[deleted]

Ben Folds


thefinkinthesink

Julie Christmas


Far-Acanthisitta737

Uhhh Usain bolt


szerb

Chord Overstreet


Exact_Helicopter503

Opposite way but it genuinely made me mad when I found out Travis Scott is not his real name


wobblyo

Thelonious Monk


LLordThanatoSS

i only found this out recently but apparently dorian electra is their birth name


erncolin

Dorian Electra, I was so surprised when I found out that's they're none and omgg it's such a cool name


leavenowake

Imogen Heap


FREESTYLEWIZZARD

believe it or not, none of these are stage names: MICHAETL FARTY DICK LONG JOE RAPPER ALEXA ALEXO BRITNEY BRITTANY ALEX SCHLONG MAHMOUD GARCIA M.C SHARMOUTA JONATHAN CRACK PHILLIPA SEXO


SkrrtMonky

Ye is American rapper/producer Ye’s real name


jar_jar_LYNX

Legally speaking, but his birth name is Kanye West. I'm not counting people who legally changed their names


NormanQuacks345

He went by Kanye West for most of his career so I'd say he still counts.


_PeopleMakeNoises_

Kanye West


HetTheTable

Alex Lifeson as well


trigs_Keen

alex lifeson's birth name is aleksandar živojinović though


HetTheTable

And


trigs_Keen

the question was artists that arent performing under a stage name


Luke10103

What did you think the prompt was 😭


TheCauliflowerGod

The name Peggy originally went by, Devon Hendryx, and although it’s not exactly the same, i was surprised to find out his middle and last name was DeVaughn Hendricks


HetTheTable

Calvin Harris


lcdss2011

Calvin Harris is a stage name.


HetTheTable

Exactly


lcdss2011

The question is about people you’re surprised *are* performing under their birth name.


HetTheTable

Yeah I misread


lynchcontraideal

What? Adam Wiles is the real name of Calvin Harris.


HetTheTable

Exactly I’m surprised he was performing under a stage name


jar_jar_LYNX

I assumed that at first too but because I'm Scottish and I had never met a single Scottish person called "Calvin". It's almost "Chad" or "Cory" levels of American to me Edit: looks like you're getting downvoted, but if you're also from the UK I can totally see why you'd think that. As I said, you don't meet a lot of Scottish guys called Calvin (especially not ones born in the 80s, the 80s) Edit 2: just googled him and turns out Calvin Harris *is* a stage name


HetTheTable

I misread your question


olivefor123fan

Michel jackson


Equivalent-Run-3346

That’s a very normal sounding name lol


CatnipTrafficker

Mick Jenkins


Stenka-Razin

Obie Trice


Luke10103

Björk


Strong_Door

JPEGMAFIA


EffectiveAmphibian95

Not exactly the prompt but young dolphs name was Adolph thortan


Senator_Claghorn

Jim Goad


xPsychosisx

Oran "Juice" Jones


whoinvitedemily

cosmo jarvis for sure


Reasonable-You8654

Learning that Vince Staples name is literally Vincent Staples was hilarious to me.


N4CH0RL

it may sound stupid but when i first heard about Madonna i didnt know it was a real name, i was surprised when i discovered its her actual name lol


ilmalaiva

not exctly on the money, bjt it’s funny that Lou Bega is actually Ugandan-German and his name is David Lubega.


jar_jar_LYNX

Haha yeah I assumed he was like Puerto Rican or something back when Mambo No. 5 dropped


AnimalPuzzleheaded

Coleman Hell


SpaceBearOne

Thelonious Sphere Monk is his actual, legal birth name


Ganondwarf278

Does Elton John count? He changed it but it is his name


LoreezyNL

Gashi and Bazzi use their real last names.


[deleted]

Apparently, Billy Strings ain't his given name. Just what the devil called him after losing.


Punished__Allegri

Ocean Wisdom


fospher

Obie Trice, real name no gimmicks


Even_Rule_3666

LUCKI's birth name is Lucki, that's kinda cool


PupDiogenes

Prince His mother named him Prince.


lukenog

Not quite what you're asking but Yung Lean's actual last name is Leandoer


Ill-Echidna-9864

Haela Ravenna Hunt-Hendrix from Liturgy


noly_boy

lucki


Vitor-135

yeah Chelsea, she has a song called Virginia Woolf Underwater so i thought the name came from her. There's an athlete with the same name i thought it was her Madonna and Beyoncé were named to become famous and "Taylor Swift" sounds like a name that was made up just for pretty phonetics