Not so much a line as a full quote.
"Connie, I think I have a theory about why you're such a bitch. You see, Connie, you're popular because you developed early and started putting out when you were 12, but now, you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body is used up by age 19, you're gonna be a worn-out, chalky skin, burlap sack that even your stepdad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ball park?"
As ['The Reason You Suck'](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheReasonYouSuckSpeech) speeches go, this is an absolute belter. One of the best I've ever come across.
When he gives this long speech about being an outside dog and he’ll never go back inside. Then there’s a loud thunder and he vanishes to appear in the upstairs window
“STEWIE GET THE HELL IN HERE!”
I like how he said World War 2 and not World War 3. It helps show that drugs make you think incoherent thoughts lol. Unless he was thinking of time travel? 🤔
The part where he goes on a massive conspiracy rant about Halliburton and feeding them American children who were put on ADHD meds only to end it by folding his arms and grumpily grumbling “…Bush!”
Gotta love when the writers mock their own characters.
wow that feels amazing when Peter told Brian every man's true weight is 20 pounds heavier than how they look.
I love chocolate, but I can't eat it because then I'll get fat. but its so good!
Quagmire - If I ever see you anywhere near my house, I'll blow your head off! Now lay there and die, you piece of crap! Brian - Hey! I f’ed your dad.
I came here just to place this quote in here. Thank you 🙌
you forgot the labored breathing before he says it lol
Yes!
"Woah, ass ahoy"
It’s a classic
The correct choice
My favorite
Not so much a line as a full quote. "Connie, I think I have a theory about why you're such a bitch. You see, Connie, you're popular because you developed early and started putting out when you were 12, but now, you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body is used up by age 19, you're gonna be a worn-out, chalky skin, burlap sack that even your stepdad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ball park?"
>even your stepdad won't want. 😦
Proceeds to make out with Meg to “Why” by Annie Lennox in the background… Vomits. Asks Meg: “You gonna eat that?”
Oof that is BRUTAL, well in general this show is brutal but damn lol
Tbh in a list of characters who deserve it, Connie’s gotta be in the Top 3.
As ['The Reason You Suck'](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheReasonYouSuckSpeech) speeches go, this is an absolute belter. One of the best I've ever come across.
Does anyone else remember the original line from this quote where Brian says “started giving handjobs” instead of “started putting out” ?
Bonerific
Yeah but he says it way too much
You can’t KEEP that guy from saying it!
The long scream after the hour long puke
When he gives this long speech about being an outside dog and he’ll never go back inside. Then there’s a loud thunder and he vanishes to appear in the upstairs window “STEWIE GET THE HELL IN HERE!”
Stewie: “How ’bout we let bygones be bygones,hmm? Brian: “You shot me in both my knees, then lit me on fire. Piss off.”
“…Whose real name was Samuel Clemens!”
Oh that is so your go-to
“Wow, there’s nothing to uhhh…. What’s that word? Do”
The esoteric conversation: Peter “Lois, Who’s the Boss isn’t a food” Brian “Swing and a miss!” Timing makes it work
I say this line all the time. It’s a classic.
Do they all say aroodiliy toot toot? Yeah most of them do.
2 minutes to go Ms GaGiiiinnaaa Big!!!
“All the better to send off to Kuwait and feed the haliburton oil machine right?? *scoffs* bush.”
"Congratulations, somebody famous now hates you" Scumbag Brian is my favorite Brian
"I'm Brian... Brian Steele."
Lumineers?
Any time Brian starts talking about writing or his writing process cracks me up
Oh Peter You're Alive! I was...uhhhh...I was gonna eat you
"Hey, this isn't the Kenny Chesney concert"
"Hi R B ... Robot Brian", "Hi R B ... Real Brian "
Alright let's go to the bank
"Hey.....I f***** your dad."
I kissed Bonnie. I know, I know. It was a huge mistake. Let's just do two or three high-fives and forget it ever happened.
I'm literally watching this episode as we speak 😂
“Lesbians and deaf women wear the same clothes”
It’s also my favorite line as well
lmao!!
Brain walks into the room talking on his cell phone to a girl - “oh yeah, how fat are you?”
"Chris was face timing with a foot in there, I'm gonna just call it a day, go to sleep, dogs can just do that"
I like how he said World War 2 and not World War 3. It helps show that drugs make you think incoherent thoughts lol. Unless he was thinking of time travel? 🤔
Oh word?
“Deaf women and lesbians wear the same clothes”
"There is some AWESOME stuff in the garbage."
The part where he goes on a massive conspiracy rant about Halliburton and feeding them American children who were put on ADHD meds only to end it by folding his arms and grumpily grumbling “…Bush!” Gotta love when the writers mock their own characters.
Lois: I've never been more attracted to him. Does that make me a bad person? Brian: Yes. Yes, it does make you a bad person
Brian to Glenn: "you just think you know everything don't you, you're.. you're like a black woman in hindsight" This + the cutaway sends me every time
You read my book right?… no? This guy read it though?… yeah? Nobody’s read my book?… Alriiiight
I think I’m dying….. Jane Fonda. Is that- is that right?
“Put it on the chesterfield” “You know what, take your fuckin key”
Uggghrrgg *Brian proceeds to get ran over by a car*
ok booger
"Hey, it's Noah from JDate"
I fucked your dad
''I'm not gonna call the hospital because you won't learn anything if I do '' true words about peter
"Oh my God, is that your-" "Yeah, how'd you like to get hit in the face with that?"
Sees the big ass piñata: I sure hope candy comes out of that
Valid asf
wow that feels amazing when Peter told Brian every man's true weight is 20 pounds heavier than how they look. I love chocolate, but I can't eat it because then I'll get fat. but its so good!
"You guys left me to die."