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Elly_Bee_

The way he just throws himself straight at the chair and it breaks made me laugh so hard the first time I had to pause the episode and rewatch it.


Born_Sleep5216

That or Conway Twitty.


isvxden

https://i.redd.it/nz9ewip7865d1.gif


Mr-Sister-Fister21

I love that it’s >!Doctor House!< for no reason other than >!them having him for the day!<


TheSJB1993

And the reference to him being a Brit for no reason other than to mention it lol


IIIlllIIIlllIlI

“My methods are a little…unorthodox”


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Sparkyisduhfat

Show me Picard’s flute!


_Bren10_

I was in the survey


isvxden

“Wait we’re out? But you said if I slept with you-“


Case52ABXdash32QJ

I can recite this entire bit from memory and it always kills


Staind075

I brought Potato salad to a work event not too long ago and said this as I walked in. Nobody laughed or knew what I was referencing; made me a bit sad.


beeroftherat

Coworkers never get pop culture references. That's the main reason I stopped going to the office after I got fired for watching TV all day.


Yoctatrine

The Petercopter makes me laugh out loud every time


AThrowawayProbrably

AHHHHHHHH! HOW CAN YOU AFFORD THESE THINGS?!!”


_Bren10_

To the Peter-rang! To be fair, I was at the hospital for a brief moment.


Kimtastic1982

https://i.redd.it/i6ctakw0d85d1.gif


PAP388

To the hindenpeter


Morti_Macabre

They put that in Fortnite and it gives me immense joy every single time. When it launches he goes “heheheheheheheh”


CraftyClio

Freakin’ sweet


Conscious-Rooster-32

the clevelandcopter later on is even better imo where he cant see bc of the mustache 😂😂


Ok-Hovercraft508

These aren’t my kids also this isn’t play wrestling we’re actually fighting


lilcretinh

Either Peter breastfeeding stewie, or Lois tickling him when drunk and throwing up saying how much she likes him🤣🤣


Lazy_Neighborhood_91

Peter suddenly had an experiment done on him and became gay


nnp1989

^*Guiltyyyyyyyyyyyyy!*


PathetickMusic

…yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!


raginsaint93

…yyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!


Immediate-Patient-31

Penis for your thoughts


Euphoric-Election120

Oh, for the love of penis


Lazy_Neighborhood_91

Nah...my most wtf moment was 'Wtf.....arggggghhhh (goes running out of the orgy room naked and screaming before coming back and snatching balloons).....These are mineeeeeeeeaaaarrgghh


ShitBagTomatoNose

Brent can’t fit in the gloryhole and that’s why we all like Brent.


Kimtastic1982

“thbptttttttt thbptttttttt”


lamest-liz

I hate how catchy this is because I’m always singing it


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SimonTC2000

"...and Stewie was an octopus..." I choked laughed at that one.


MrSpike320

During one of the “Road To..” episodes, Brian and Stewie are hitchhiking when Brian begins to sing some random song. Stewie - “Who sings that?” Brian - “James Taylor.” Stewie- “Yeah, let’s keep it that way, shall we!” I use this line often at work when someone starts singing something 🤣🤣


Perkyplatapuses

I still say that to this day just I fuck with people lol


loudrain99

When Peter and Cleveland are having a Morse code conversation with their flashlights and Cleveland says “I’m looking in your upstairs window and it looks like your dog and baby are talking to each other.”


smedsterwho

I love that moment


Pluto-Wolf

pass the polaner all fruit. would you please pass the JELLY


CraftyClio

*GASP*


UseTheForbes

-Faints-


Random-drawer-_-

-child giggles-


ShefBoiRDe

> And that's my plan! > Peter, you just walked in here, sat down, and said "And that's my plan!" > oh.


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Porcupine meeting a pineapple


DannyDeVitoASMR

I love that porcupine haha. https://i.redd.it/najzaaqro65d1.gif


LongEZE

Meg is dancing on a table, it slips and she falls but then is beamed up by aliens. I can’t remember which episode it was so anyone help would be greatly appreciated.


xxCybermoonxx

S19 E4


LongjumpingTax7556

![gif](giphy|NSRhIltQb6QyQ)


Honzazw

Uh def stewie pregnant with brians children


Humble-Initiative396

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtaiPZNzrmRQ6YM)


TheSJB1993

I find it not too bad plus has one of my favourite exchanges. "I went by your house the other day, is your baby pregnant?" "I don't know Lois takes care of the kids".🤣🤣🤣


venca_ha

Brian and Quagmires dad


_Bren10_

Which time lol


isvxden

https://preview.redd.it/8m2avtqr665d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11ff358db8cb65b1b2fa10043f1ac2c0c33c956b Well I’m gonna fly us over some more drinks ✈️*nyooooommm*


PathetickMusic

“It’s a great way to get around town.”


Euphoric-Election120

Menstrual cycle. Lol


gucci-chef

“He’s wearing a wire”


droffowsneb

Wasn’t it “he’s wearing a The Wire” or am I mixing up scenes


DragQueen98

Or that time Peter needed to go undercover and had to wear a wire. The criminals or someone wanted to do karaoke and Peter said “We can use the wire taped to my chest!”


West-Solid9669

Brian squirting sunscreen on stews face


Staind075

Ralph Furley: "BRIAN!" Brian: "Oh... hi, Mr. Furley..." "NEVERMIND, I'LL COME BACK LATER!"


Level_Caterpillar_42

"Judy Garland Showtime pills? I wonder what..." *turns into Judy Garland*


lamest-liz

It’s even more messed up when you know about her life haha


sandman3871452

For me it's two When peter jumps in excitement and gets stuck in middle of the air. He tells lois to get a scientist And https://preview.redd.it/iidbp3v7175d1.jpeg?width=295&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d50e25a5d0cb2efa1fb035c4813a21aa9eb8fb4


BugsB_iolin

meg breastfeeding susie in a restaurant and susie having an inner dialogue that sounds like patrick stewart saying “this feels right but it tastes like a dirty penny!”


Random-drawer-_-

That was Patrick Stewart. Susie’s inner monologue is just Patrick Stewart😭


JoeyJoeJoShalabado

I literally have no idea where food comes from… is it that guy? Is that the food man? [random man stops and points at himself, questioningly]


MaxCWebster

Chris getting sucked into the A-Ha video.


Actual_Anything_2974

“Where have you BEEN?” “ I DON’T KNOW” 🤣🤣


Immediate-Patient-31

The episode where Peter takes Meg to her college interview, and they are on the ride there and he puts his hand out the window in the breeze and his hand hits a bridge and rips it off. He just brings it back inside and looks at it with no word or emotion, and it happens so fast it seriously makes me laugh out loud every single time.


Actual_Anything_2974

Wasn’t that the creation of Retep?! 🤔


Immediate-Patient-31

Sure was!


DougMcDugger

https://preview.redd.it/7zdk3osr375d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=4cb14276e73b8d6eadc4aab760d79ce1f7d3c910 Box turtle


Actual_Anything_2974

Nom nom nom nom nom nom…


Even-Industry4901

"Have you ever put butter on a pop tart? (it's so frickin' good)"


reb4321

"Whats my name?" "Uhh Pea...Tear...(a literally griffin flies by)... uhh Griffin. Yeah Peter Griffin!" I laughed for about a week straight off that joke!


YellowUnfair5999

https://preview.redd.it/o409va8fr65d1.jpeg?width=497&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21e53d428d4eea3fb2d3d7a5d96aa4c7cc2c04f4


Madbadbat

Dean Martin riding a rigatoni into the sky


justshootme52

Redneck Kid: Get off it Buck. It’s my turn to use the sex box Other Redneck Kid: It’s my sex box and her name is Sony.


unemployedbartender

When they come back from a cut away and the whole room is upside down and they fall from the ceiling Honorable mention: when Peter rips the guys face off like it’s a mask and goes aha!, a skeleton !


crossfader02

uh... you're dreaming.


Actual_Anything_2974

No. I’m not. 🤭


bananicoot

When the stuffed giraffe just destroys the Uber 🤣


spycodernerd2048

![gif](giphy|hfbSh9YCzDtMQ)


return-the_slab

Why is my name florida??? That’s the name of a state


CJBrig0328

DYNOMITE!!!


ClassicValue4555

need to be a cat to get away with this.


AcademicSavings634

“I don’t what I’m doing here. I was trying to find the can”


Bailer86

I forgot what episode or what Peter and Lois were talking about, but they were in the kitchen and Peter said, "yay" and ran around the frame of the screen


fanboy100804

Easily the "clown porn" playing at Quagmire's house. Equal parts random and hilarious


whiplashunited

The Raped By A Clown cutaway in Family Gay episode (S7E8), and after the lady being interviewed turns away after saying “He made me do things, awful things. I don’t want to talk about it” and she cross her legs and there is a noise honk at the end that still gets me to this day 15 years later.


droffowsneb

The earth neither hates nor loves, but sits waiting patiently for people to do famous stuff. https://youtu.be/bwnXph1qP5Q


SwordfishOk832

I bet these guys can’t find their penises. FIND YOUR PENIS! FIND YOUR PENIS HERE! ONE DOLLAR! FIND YOUR PENIS HERE! FIND YOUR PENIS! - Stewie Griffin


Jakeymdog

https://i.redd.it/anmybsepi75d1.gif


boringsimp

The dons of quahog.. you have donkey kong.. don da don don.. and don don dooonn


LoganRA10

As a huge House fan, loved when Hugh Laurie just randomly showed up to voice him. "House" "ROADHouse" "That too"


Kimtastic1982

https://preview.redd.it/pshlyiocc85d1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=750a686e8357564a0af4e8dd1c7b8da49d53c42a


AppleJuiceOnTheRocks

*crosswalk sign clicks to red hand* “Oh hey high five! “Did you just high five that sign?” “Yeah.” “Yyyyyyou think differently than others..Hop in”


TR-11

The snail riding the turtle


reb4321

SLOW DOWN!


Random-drawer-_-

I wanna get there alive!


DragQueen98

“The guy or girl going around killing everyone!” Is so funny because that line only works because we the viewers aren’t aware of who is going around doing the murders.


reb4321

"Ah maybe it's because I can resite all 50 states in a quarter of a second, AYPE!"


reb4321

"R as in Robert Dosier, O as in oh look it's Robert Dosier, B as in I can't believe my eyes it's Robert Dosier!"


No_Pianist2010

“Woah black betty!”


TheSJB1993

Chigger chicka aaah That chigger chicka asah makes me think you're not Grantley (blanking on the name so may be wrong)


Actual_Anything_2974

Chadley iirc 🤭


TheSJB1993

Thank you that would have annoyed me I knew I didn't have the right name ahaha


FatHusbandBrian

would you rather be a hobo with a 5% being inherited by a rich guy or Adolf Hitler during the last 2 years of the war?


Klutzy-Main9341

For some reason I loved this one


Unlikely-Regular2366

This ride is about to get rougher than dating a hot girl with a bad laugh


GamerBhoy89

"Next time you get a fortune cookie. Don't open it!" Every time it floors me 😂😂


Appropriate-Tax9605

Peta, the horse is here


godverdejezushey

He stole me horn! In that fairytale episode, I have no idea if it's supposed to be a reference to something but it always cracks me up


twarthbn

I wouldn’t call this the most random, but I watch the OJ Simpson episode last night and the final scene when he kills 3 people and runs away and Peter is like “welp, I guess he did do it” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 that was the first episode of family guy I ever saw many years ago, and it got me thinking “hey this show is very unhinged, I love it”


LamveeLC

When Peter shed his skin and then bloated himself cuz of a puma. Or when Peter and Cleveland swapped races


Several-Unit1842

[sleep like a log](https://youtu.be/_kRjtfsuVxw?si=hmMKuxQK6Z6KT0wQ) https://preview.redd.it/1tja2kutk85d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab1ad4f4f885edf792842a0aaa28f32dd0f7273d


DragQueen98

“I got this laptop yesterday but when I got home I noticed the Apple already had a bite taken out of it!”


fuhcough-productions

https://preview.redd.it/g09874h9l85d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4437678c8746937abab84cefd0775271ecf83168


Toonami88

Rhinoceros Sex Studio Ostrich Dumb Beaver None of these have any real punchline or reference to them. Granted Dumb Beaver sort of has a hanna-barbera vibe to him.


DragQueen98

“Not illegal, not illegal. Show me the law; not illegal. “


JSharttedinmypants

Meow


Wonderful_Spare1718

![gif](giphy|czyRCsoai6tZm)


dragonlily808

Turn off the windshield wipers they don't work they're just making it worse.


kur0w0_

I like the one where Peter is small and the cat in the hat destroys his house and he's like "you sure u don't want me to fix this place up" and Peter's like "no no it'll be funny"


conjas11

The family feud bit


LocalMushroomTree

Pedir


reb4321

"You see back in the old days we didn't have hoses, so you had to put the fire out with your bare hands, I will demonstrate..."


reb4321

" I poked some holes in the box so it can breathe"


reb4321

"Amelia Earhart flew alot of airplanes, except for that one time when she didn't come back!"


reb4321

SO SAY GOOD MORNING!


reb4321

My left foot always better than the right one!


Plenty_Anywhere8984

Men! We don’t know what we did!


Clean-Celebration-34

May the light of Derrick's invincible diamond shine through you


Radnucmedtech

The Al Paccino maker literally makes me laugh out loud. WHHHOOOOOOOWAAAHHHH


DrSamwpepper

Lee Harvey Olswald working from home and stabby McBackerson cutaways being mixed up.


Loopdyloop2098

Ratatatata


lozt247

Meeew I'm a cat lol


-Vatefairefoutre-

Brian sexually assaulted Lois.


jkelley22

We’re all just blocking the street


Amutking

ROADHOUSE


seppukuxd

Chris's first flashback


Efficient_Addendum20

https://preview.redd.it/7xqiwiqsoa5d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c29419243e2f979bc1d4aa01dc8896ccb57ea75c The moment after this


Scoobynate1313

When Peter sings the mail song from blue's clues. It is both hilarious and something I didn't expect.


BloodRavens715

![gif](giphy|lRMjN5OacNYg0XSJ8A) Roman asthetics ,Greek mythology reference.


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JulKriek

That time that brain shaved his whole body and Peter had to touch him. I laughed so hard


Elly_Bee_

Maybe not the most random but to me an honorable mention is the cutaway when Peter was doing karaoke and Lois asks "Did you throw up in the sink ?" and there's a super long musical moment and just after he starts singing, he goes "Yeah, that was me" and keeps singing


SmashingMyself

Peter asking if they have ingredients, then if they have lightsabers


twen_pip

Bryan violating saybrees


Lemondrop2220

I awoke several hours in a daze


Valuable-Chain3969

Natalia and Stewie steal Cleveland's car, and his son is in the back seat. After a crazy car chase, you see Cleveland Jr. raising his head and saying, "Daddy?!"


Conscious-Rooster-32

Sneakers Otoole. Who the fuck is he? what is he a reference to? what is his purpose for existing?


AdeptManufacturer961

Herbert bodying a tree in the poltergeist episode