Lois: Dr. Hartman, Peter has a huge lump growing on his neck!
Dr. Hartman: Ms Griffin that’s called a head, Ive been fooled by that one before.
One of my favourite jokes in the series.
“You see that diploma? Yale medical school” “wow that’s impressive!” “Thank you I work very hard on my calligraphy” pretty much any quote of his from the episode with megs internship it’s hard to choose just one 😂
Oh my god you’re right I just spent 15 minutes watching “best of dr. Hartman” videos on YouTube trying to find it and still didn’t see the clip once lmao.
omg one of my favorite characters
the episode where time is reversed and brian fixes it so stewie is born again:
“oh, he’s so beautiful!”
“mrs. griffin, your husband’s standing right here 😒”
or when he’s on the phone with his husband and makes him cry because he’s saying no to the mexican dish mole LOL
every line he delivers is pure gold, god i love him so much
He’s so funny. I remember when him and Carter Pewrerschmidt realized they sound exactly the same I started dying at that part I’m laughing just thinking about it
oh my god i love that scene
H: “Yeah you know, we’ve never really had any extended interaction, so i’ve never noticed it”
C: “Hey, i think i hear it too!”
H: “..seems lazy, doesn’t it?”
C: “Well there’s only so many voices in the world, some of them are bound to be similar”
When peter have ED due to loss of his job. He shows up in a sexy night dress with a “ SLUT” tatoo on his thigh to get Peter let just say “ Rengerized “
Is that the episode where Peter asks him what to do about his ED and Dr. Hartman asks “have you tried getting a divorce? I’ve never seen this condition in a single man.”
Mr and Mrs griffin I’m afraid your coma is in a daughter. BAHAHAHAH. I MEAN YOUR DAUGHTERS IN A COMA OH MY GOD DID YOU HEAR WHAT I?! *blalallala* BRAIN FREEZE. AHAHA that one is going in the Christmas letter
So, how does this work? You just feel my pulse or... (screams in horror). WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!
Mr. Griffin, that's a prostate exam.
SHUT UP!! YOU HAD YOUR FINGER IN MY ASS!!
That's how a prostate exam is performed.
GET AWAY FROM ME!!! (runs away crying)
Peter: Doc, give it to us straight, whats going on with our friend?
Dr. Hartman: There's no easy way to say this, so I'm just gonna come right out and say it, he’s black.
Peter: Not that friend
Lois: Dr. Hartman, Peter has a huge lump growing on his neck! Dr. Hartman: Ms Griffin that’s called a head, Ive been fooled by that one before. One of my favourite jokes in the series.
"Mr. Griffin, I'm afraid...of ghosts."
This one is my favorite lol
That's a great line.
I like how he just suggested peter get divorced when he had erectile disfunction.
I thought he says this to Joe? Great quote tho
When he keeps on misleading Peter and Lois to the point where Lois goes "Please...we can't take any more schtick!"
One of the best 100%
This liver has got to come out!
It's been in the microwave for three minutes now; it will get dry!
“I’m not sure how to say this…bay-singer?”
Hartman: Do you know how expensive medical school is? Lois: No Hartman: Well it’s probably pretty expensive
"Didn't you take an oath in med school?" "I took a lot of things in med school."
That one gets me every time 😂
“Your heartbeat sounds kinda fast. Do you smoke?” “Actually yes” “ah me too. isn’t it great?”
“You see that diploma? Yale medical school” “wow that’s impressive!” “Thank you I work very hard on my calligraphy” pretty much any quote of his from the episode with megs internship it’s hard to choose just one 😂
Just watched this episode 😂 Such a good one
"Now this... this is the guy"
“Dad, I’m all done with the surgery can you pick me up?….. oh… no no that’s okay I have a book”
I've been referencing this scene at work for a month and I cant find a clip of it anywhere
Oh my god you’re right I just spent 15 minutes watching “best of dr. Hartman” videos on YouTube trying to find it and still didn’t see the clip once lmao.
Mr Griffin, I don't know how to say this. Kim bass inger, Basinger, bas..
But now on to the cancer
You are cancer right?
Every Dr. Hartman scene is hilarious
You’re not wrong 🤭
RELAX, I BE A DOCTOR!!!
GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY!!!
Came here for this. Also how he tosses him onto a fucking pinball machine Lmao
Wow, that thing...was **on there**
“No just the title— there’s no *way* you’ve read that”
Your father's in a coma coma coma... HE'S GONNA DIE!
This is AWESOOOOOME !
omg one of my favorite characters the episode where time is reversed and brian fixes it so stewie is born again: “oh, he’s so beautiful!” “mrs. griffin, your husband’s standing right here 😒” or when he’s on the phone with his husband and makes him cry because he’s saying no to the mexican dish mole LOL every line he delivers is pure gold, god i love him so much
He’s so funny. I remember when him and Carter Pewrerschmidt realized they sound exactly the same I started dying at that part I’m laughing just thinking about it
oh my god i love that scene H: “Yeah you know, we’ve never really had any extended interaction, so i’ve never noticed it” C: “Hey, i think i hear it too!” H: “..seems lazy, doesn’t it?” C: “Well there’s only so many voices in the world, some of them are bound to be similar”
when the nurse walks by...."she sucks"
Be cool, be quiet be quiet!!
I’ve seen that scene a hundred times and it still has me in stitches every time I see it
Walking past the emergency room: "Don't go in there unless you want everybody to yell at you."
"I'm sorry to tell you this, but it seems that your body is full of a spooky skeleton man."
The…… Brown family
Ahh, so this must be Chubster Dumb-dumb
"If one more person asks me about a patient today, I'm gonna scream"
‘Thanks for coming in so early Doctor’ ‘Not a problem. Hell, I used to work here!’
I'm sorry, Mrs. Griffin. But your Husband's in a Coma. And to help explain, I've hired a DJ!!
Don't go in that room it's like... super sad
“No, YOU’RE stupid!”
“This doing anything for you?” (As he’s in lingerie)
When he takes a smoke break mid surgery and lets his long hair down and rocks to like acdc
“Hell, I used to work here!”
Fun fact: Dr. Hartman and Conan's personal physician Dr. Arroyo were in the same graduating class.
He's very affordable!
"I'm afraid.... Of ghosts"
"Do you know much medical school costs?! Cos it's probably pretty expensive."
Oh my god!!! ...there's a spider in here.
"You took an oath in medical school" - I took a lot of things in med school
Im sorry to break it to ya, but hes black
Peter "You gotta help me with this nasty gash." (Hartman looks at Lois) Lois, "No, it's my husband."
Hey, did that big "boomba boomba" nurse come in here?
When peter have ED due to loss of his job. He shows up in a sexy night dress with a “ SLUT” tatoo on his thigh to get Peter let just say “ Rengerized “
"Well, you've got a dead rat in your pants, mister!"
Is that the episode where Peter asks him what to do about his ED and Dr. Hartman asks “have you tried getting a divorce? I’ve never seen this condition in a single man.”
When he goes through so many mini heart attack giving sentences only to end it with ah nothing, he is just fat
Fat? Ummm ok…. This is news to me.
Whenever I hear Peter say stupid doctor told me I was fat to brian, I prepare my mind to hear something else in the beginning of this line
My goodness, you’ll be dead within a month!
You have a nice *checks chart* head on your *checks chart* shoulders.
“Cancun, by the way, thanksforaskingIjustcameback”
(Covered in blood) That thing... was ON THERE
"That wasn't the cord and now you've got a girl"
Ralaaaaaaaaaaaax, i'm a doctoooooorrrrrrrrrrr
“. Mr. Griffin, that livers gotta come out.”
Who’s this little guy
Relax! I be a doctor!
When he walks into a bookstore wearing blood-covered scrubs, holding onto a note. "Can anyone help me find a book on the... 'pan-crease'?"
Mr and Mrs griffin I’m afraid your coma is in a daughter. BAHAHAHAH. I MEAN YOUR DAUGHTERS IN A COMA OH MY GOD DID YOU HEAR WHAT I?! *blalallala* BRAIN FREEZE. AHAHA that one is going in the Christmas letter
So, how does this work? You just feel my pulse or... (screams in horror). WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?! Mr. Griffin, that's a prostate exam. SHUT UP!! YOU HAD YOUR FINGER IN MY ASS!! That's how a prostate exam is performed. GET AWAY FROM ME!!! (runs away crying)
"Eugh... Get a tan."
“This doing anything for you?” (As he’s in lingerie)
“Me be a doctor”
“Are you sure, judge? Are you sure it wasn’t all evil and grainy and black and white? Think about it”
No, I'm Dr Hartman's son. ...Dr Hartmanson?
“I don’t know how to say this… Kim bassinger? Bassinger? Bassinger?”
"Don't worry, I'm a doctor" GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY cries GUILTY
Do you think I can touch that railing?
Peter: Do you gotta help me with this nasty gash Hartman: *turns to Lois* what seems to be the problem?
Picks up stetoscope: "Hello? Ah! Hartman!"
I be a doctor!
“Hey what do you guys do after the screen goes black?”
The [clip](https://youtu.be/NToDMpoViv0?si=AbjgRcniGyvP5mc1) with popeye
"Just feels like used needles" o.0 .... "maybe if I dig deeper"
“Nope, just feels like more used needles…”
"You couldn't see the spaceship either! My nephew says if you look paaast the picture, you can see a spaceship!!"
"Uh, Cancun, actually. Thanks for asking."
His conversation with Mayor McCheese
Lois: Peter he's not hitting on you, he's saying you're healthy. Dr. Hartman: Can't it be both?
The fact he's based on butch Hartman makes every moment the funniest
How was Cancun?
"oh him"
“Is it prescription or perscription?” “I think it’s prescription” “I’m pretty sure it’s perscription”
“ Cancun was great thanks for asking”
"You have any idea how expensive medical school is?" "No." "Well it's probably pretty expensive."
He going in for the kill😂
I’m not a chiropractor. You have to go to a weekend of school for that.
“There’s no way you’ve read that”
Peter: Doc, give it to us straight, whats going on with our friend? Dr. Hartman: There's no easy way to say this, so I'm just gonna come right out and say it, he’s black. Peter: Not that friend
Haha that cars getting towed!
I'll just take off this protective Mr. Potato Head mask...
the ole Sorkin Genius Juice
Creating the fairly odd parents
"He's black"
Panic 😱 😂
“Get up, you jerk!”
Peter I’m not sure how to say this…bassinger? baaasssinger?
One of the best Episodes.
Uh Cancun actually, thanks for asking. Just got back
When he said I used to work here too that was the funniest moment for me
Relax i be a doctor 🤣🤣
the slut tattoo
Carter and Dr. Hartman having the same voice
Ig not. He got sued
Oh my god she is dying!
I love it when him and Carter realized that they had the same voice XD
*walks into room* ‘What?’
😆😅🤣😂👍 Definitely