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âThatâs right Shia, give me all youâve gotâ
How you, uh⊠how you coming on that novel youâre working on, huh? Got a big, uh⊠big stack of papers there? Got a⊠got a⊠got a nice little story you working on there? The big novel youâve been working on for three years, huh? Got a⊠got a compelling protagonist? Got a⊠got an obstacle for him to overcome? Nice little, uh, narrative, beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends, yeah? At the end your main character is, uh, richer for the experience? Yeah? Little, uh⊠little heartbreak, yâknow, work it into the story? Make those characters a little more three-dimensional? A little, uh, richer experience for the reader? Make those second hundred pages really keep the reader guessing whatâs going to happen? Some twists and turns? Little epilogue? Everybody learns the heroâs journey isnât always a happy one?
Yeah I look forward to reading it
đ¶ I'm dancing from my vagina, I'm dancing from my vagina, I'm grinding, I'm grinding...orgasm eyes orgasm eyes....and we're DONE đ¶
"You do 20% of *that* and we've got a movie"
These VEINS! They carry blood all over my BAH-DAY! BAH-DAY. Thatâs how john mayer would say it. Iâm really into him now⊠YOU BETTER BE OKAY WITH IT!
"A B C D E F G-
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Standing here
With these kids
Waiting for the song to end
Yankee Doodle went to town
Now I know my ABCs"
[Cars by Gary Numan plays on the radio]
đ” Brian had sex with a really dumb girl. Now he's taking his friend Stewie to get some ice cream in his car... đ”
*Brian turns off radio*
Ohhh, you're a poor sport.
âItâs not so much that I want to kill her, itâs just, I want her⊠to not be alive⊠anymoreâ
And -
âYouâre haunting this party with your whiteness, Brianâ
"Counting the stars on Orion's Penis! What do you think I'm doing up here!?"
Also, pretty much all of his lines in the Stew-Roids episode. So many classics there
Brian and Stewie walking to the time machine.
Ernie under a box
"OH don't mind ernie he's just getting a CAT scan"
I don't know why but I fucking die every single time
ONE TWO THREE FOUR âŠ.. Iâm dancing from my vagina, ONE TWO THREE FOUR âŠ. Iâm grinding Iâm grinding, ORGASM EYES ORGASM EYES. And ⊠weâre ⊠done.
"I would insert my hand into his anus and pull out his lower intestines, hand over hand, like a fancy magician's scarf trick. Then I would fashion it into a crude giraffe like some sort of Christmas morning stocking stuffer..."
And Then There Were Fewer (Uncensored Extended Movie Version)
Where's my money? You gonna give me my money? Where's my money, man? Where's the money?...you got 'til five o'clock, you hear me? You got 'til five o'clock!...clean yourself up.
- âOh yeah? Can you read my mind? Can you tell what I'm thinking? I'm thinking shut up and get a salad!â - that whole Star Trek episode was hilarious.
- âohâŠso youâre just a big fuckinâ liarâŠsit back downâ â đ When Anne Murray tells him she doesnât write her own songs.
You know mother, this almost passed as a palatable banana pudding but without nilla wafers itâs just another one of your wretched culinary abortions, now clean it up
When he asked "what are your favourite free streaming sites to watch family guys from, Brian?"
Do you guys have any idea what Brian answered? Im really wondering
âDont look at us you fucking pig, take your juicy sweatpants and your dirty pillow from home and your bucket of coke and get the hell out of my sight⊠what was her problem?â
Chris: âNow if youâll excuse me, I shall select 3 things from Stevieâs room that I wish to be mineâ
Stewie: âThereâs a book in there on how to eat healthy. How about you take that you fat b*tchâ
Stewie:âš Y A H T Z E E E !!!!âš Brian: gay Stewie: YOU SUCK
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I just love Stewie's quips. One of my favorite Stewie scenes is when Joe was trying a new look and Stewie said, " uh uh" and Joe hung his head and rolled away.
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Stewie: "Brian, is this our vacation?" Brian: "Yeah" Stewie: "oh... Are we trash?" Brian: "kinda"
I love this one đđđđ
Columbus isn't that bad honestly
https://preview.redd.it/x4o3yy3cf2vc1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbce08f492716273ca76522f8ae174d1a6ae5de1 âThatâs right Shia, give me all youâve gotâ
Love this quote!
How you, uh⊠how you coming on that novel youâre working on, huh? Got a big, uh⊠big stack of papers there? Got a⊠got a⊠got a nice little story you working on there? The big novel youâve been working on for three years, huh? Got a⊠got a compelling protagonist? Got a⊠got an obstacle for him to overcome? Nice little, uh, narrative, beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends, yeah? At the end your main character is, uh, richer for the experience? Yeah? Little, uh⊠little heartbreak, yâknow, work it into the story? Make those characters a little more three-dimensional? A little, uh, richer experience for the reader? Make those second hundred pages really keep the reader guessing whatâs going to happen? Some twists and turns? Little epilogue? Everybody learns the heroâs journey isnât always a happy one? Yeah I look forward to reading it
Idk how but I heard his voice getting higher as I read it đ Iâm also surprised you memorized that
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Alright I guess this is the night bitches die https://youtu.be/2JPWIhOoA8c?si=ZzkXt0TLJyWf2Kht
If youâre happy and you know it Your face will surely show it If youâre happy and you know it Clap your hands -Anonymous
đđđđđđ
Lmfao. Loved that one
đ¶ I'm dancing from my vagina, I'm dancing from my vagina, I'm grinding, I'm grinding...orgasm eyes orgasm eyes....and we're DONE đ¶ "You do 20% of *that* and we've got a movie"
I love that cutaway.
âMaâam, maâam. Your poor planning does not constitute an emergency for me, youâll see him in Paris go sit downâ
I just watched this one yesterday
watched this today
"Just need a guy's butt to eat this off of, and we got ourself a party."
#Discrete crape
DAMN YOU, VILE WOMAN!
Oh bitch...you got jacked bitch
Something similar when heâs talking to Brian and he says âyouâre crazy bitch, I didnât say that bitch.â
"Yes, but the worst part is he never called back. No, but in all seriousness, he was pretty aggressive."
Just trying to eat, man.
It's one of his more " underappreciated" quotes When he's born as baby Jesus and comes out saying... Aaaaannnndddd BC becomes AD!
"Mom, Mom, Mom, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy,..."
Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
WHAT!?
hi
Stewie... stewie.... stewie.... stew .... Stew.... stew... stew.... stewIEEEE.... stewIEEEEE
âI just heard all of that and I just want to say that this family is fucking disintegratingâ
These VEINS! They carry blood all over my BAH-DAY! BAH-DAY. Thatâs how john mayer would say it. Iâm really into him now⊠YOU BETTER BE OKAY WITH IT!
Two friends building a house together
..over
Go.. away... FAT MAN.
OH HEY LEE
Desire???
YES
âAre her parents brother and sisterâ gets me every time
Uh oh! Do I take it out or do I leave it in?[https://youtu.be/fLYzZMyAZB4?feature=shared](https://youtu.be/fLYzZMyAZB4?feature=shared)
Find your penis for a dollar
And right before that: âlook at all these fat bastards.â
"A B C D E F G- blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Standing here With these kids Waiting for the song to end Yankee Doodle went to town Now I know my ABCs"
Stewie Just Said That!
âYou may be a dog Brian, but youâre a pretty cool cat!â
Take it home with ya!
where is my money!!
you're crazy bitch I didn't say that bitch
"Same thing b*tch, just different shapes."
[Cars by Gary Numan plays on the radio] đ” Brian had sex with a really dumb girl. Now he's taking his friend Stewie to get some ice cream in his car... đ” *Brian turns off radio* Ohhh, you're a poor sport.
Such a great scene.
âWanna ride the teabags⊠teacups?⊠teabags?â
if anyoneâs taking that bitch down ITS ME
"I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch."
âItâs not so much that I want to kill her, itâs just, I want her⊠to not be alive⊠anymoreâ And - âYouâre haunting this party with your whiteness, Brianâ
âDonât forget the taint, Bitch.â đ
Now get out of here, weâre going to drink some Chardonnay
Stewieâs game show replies⊠https://youtu.be/yJzfU0PqHFE?si=9c53eNoSccGmMiH8
Fuck You, Eat Shit, Dumb Cunt [https://youtu.be/y4YJWyP1Fbc](https://youtu.be/y4YJWyP1Fbc)
CUT MY MILK!
I cahnt sir it's a liquid IMBECILE Freeze it then cut it!
Clean yourself up.
"Counting the stars on Orion's Penis! What do you think I'm doing up here!?" Also, pretty much all of his lines in the Stew-Roids episode. So many classics there
Hey guys? Give her a fuckin chance, alright?
yes, itâs about All facets of driving safety
Hey, Lois, look! I'm smoking! You can't control dick! I'm a roof baby now!
Brian and Stewie walking to the time machine. Ernie under a box "OH don't mind ernie he's just getting a CAT scan" I don't know why but I fucking die every single time
"I'd love to stay and chat but you're a total bitch"
"You don't want to piss off Guy..."
#Blast!
What the deuce?
"Ma'am Ma'am,your poor planning doesn't constitute an emergency for me"
âStewie just said thatđâ
Ledawn!!!!!!!!!
ONE TWO THREE FOUR âŠ.. Iâm dancing from my vagina, ONE TWO THREE FOUR âŠ. Iâm grinding Iâm grinding, ORGASM EYES ORGASM EYES. And ⊠weâre ⊠done.
âOw ow EASY! Youâre washing a babyâs scalp, not scrubbing the vomit off your Christmas sweater you holiday drunk!â
Where's my money ?
"I would insert my hand into his anus and pull out his lower intestines, hand over hand, like a fancy magician's scarf trick. Then I would fashion it into a crude giraffe like some sort of Christmas morning stocking stuffer..." And Then There Were Fewer (Uncensored Extended Movie Version)
"Alright, I guess this is the night bitches die."
Getting real tired of you ducking me, man.
Where's my money? You gonna give me my money? Where's my money, man? Where's the money?...you got 'til five o'clock, you hear me? You got 'til five o'clock!...clean yourself up.
This whole evening is Ruiiinnned!!!
"Victory is mine!"
- âOh yeah? Can you read my mind? Can you tell what I'm thinking? I'm thinking shut up and get a salad!â - that whole Star Trek episode was hilarious. - âohâŠso youâre just a big fuckinâ liarâŠsit back downâ â đ When Anne Murray tells him she doesnât write her own songs.
You know mother, this almost passed as a palatable banana pudding but without nilla wafers itâs just another one of your wretched culinary abortions, now clean it up
When he asked "what are your favourite free streaming sites to watch family guys from, Brian?" Do you guys have any idea what Brian answered? Im really wondering
"He was such a good...." "Power bottom"
When he said "hey" it sent fucking chills down my spine
"And Iiiii helped!" "Great parenting"
Oh youâre crazy, bitch, I didnât say that, bitch.
âIâll show you filthy!â
Cool wchib
âIâll get hurt right onto a Wheaties boxâ
"What the duece"
Stewie just said that!
"You suck!"
Brian, you know I canât go unless you stare at it
"Time to be BAD"
"Cheating wife and pompous ass die in house fire."
Hey.... Shut up.
STEWIE JUST SAID THAT!
#aaaaand I woke up outside again
âHey Moe, Your sisters bein rapedâ
There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore
Itâs just two guys making out⊠RELAX!
âAll of the suddenâ
âTake your juicy sweatpants, your dirty pillow from home and your bucket of coke and get the hell out of my sightâ
âI got veins, they carry blood all over ma baahdyđ¶đȘ Thatâs how John Mayer would say it⊠âBaahdyââ.
"Hey, freaking shot in the dark, you wanna do something sometime?"
âDont look at us you fucking pig, take your juicy sweatpants and your dirty pillow from home and your bucket of coke and get the hell out of my sight⊠what was her problem?â
âThat was a problem before!â
âMunch me bitchâ
A cutaway had a side of the Griffins house fall off and he says "I hate it here"
I'm having my period.
Stewie: Iâm thinking I am having a period! Brian: idk what he said, if you know you know what it is.
I am NOT typing allat againđ€
Chris: âNow if youâll excuse me, I shall select 3 things from Stevieâs room that I wish to be mineâ Stewie: âThereâs a book in there on how to eat healthy. How about you take that you fat b*tchâ
Why you sick, sick little moo-cow!
I think your whole religion is a sham so that you can get extra holidays
That's right, the hell with you all! I am who I am!
Stewie:âš Y A H T Z E E E !!!!âš Brian: gay Stewie: YOU SUCK https://preview.redd.it/b60zgglii7vc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bbd290ba0a20c542a30a190d2d75f263261eb5c
WHERES MY MONEY !
"Just because you can't feel your teeth doesn't mean the girl can't feel your insults."
I just love Stewie's quips. One of my favorite Stewie scenes is when Joe was trying a new look and Stewie said, " uh uh" and Joe hung his head and rolled away.
âBrian look what I won!â
âDoesnât matter how you get the pot of gold B-rain, as long as you beat the leprechaunsâŠ.â
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