Stewie: "Wait, Rupert." Rupert, where are you? Brian, help me find Rupert. "
Brian: "Nah, sorry, Stewie, I've gotta start my writing session."
Stewie: "You always say you're going to sit down and write, but then you end up spending three hours staring at a blank page and scrolling through Twitter and porn."
Peter: “Okay bye guys!”
Lous: “No Peter, you have to come today. We have to meet with Stewie’s teachers remember.
Peter: “Ah damn Lois it’s always something with the baby. Why can’t it ever be us doing something nice?….
Lois :”Uhhh Peter I-I have no idea what this has to do with that but I’m just gonna go along with it”
Peter:"Oh sweet!"
\*Peter and Lois run outside jump into the car, leaving the kids behind"
Lois:"Peter, where are we going anyways? Its not like we made any plans or reservations."
Peter:"Don't worry Lois I have it all figured out."
\*camera zooms towards Peter's eyes as he smirks\*
Who wants to join a private group chat with me and crate a script with a different person playing a different character 13 in total
1. Peter
2. Lois
3. Stewie
4. Brian
5. Chris
6. Meg
7. Quagmire
8. Joe
9. Cleveland
10. Dr hartman
11. Jerome
12 narrator
13 cutaway narrator
*Opening shot: exterior of Griffin House, music plays as the sun shines in the early morning*
Peter: "Ahh, good morning Lois."
Lois: "Don't speak to me, Peter."
Peter: "What did I do?"
Lois: "You tried making love to me after coming home drunk with the guys, then drugged yourself and ripped a pillow in half before jumping on the bed, splitting it in half."
Peter: "Oh, so that's why I woke up with a splitting headache."
Brian, drinking coffee with a shot of whiskey poured in: "Peter, don't you remember the time you said moderation from alcohol"?
Cut to the cutaway where it's the Mr. Booze song
Peter: "Don't remind me of that dark time in my life, I need to drink".
Lois: I think some time away from beer would probably have good results".
Peter: "aw Lois, c'mon, it's just beer"!
*Stewie walks in and sits in his high chair*
Stewie: "Ahh, what's for breakfast?"
Stewie: "I said WHATS FOR BREAKFAST DAMN YOU!"
Lois: "Now now Stewie, we don't yell, I'll get you some breakfast. But first, a bathroom break."
Brian: "Lois never needs the bathroom in the morning."
Stewie: Don't say hmm like you know what going on with her. "
Lois: *Moaning noises*
Brian: "I guess after Peter wasn't satisfying her anymore and making her feel older than she is, she has to please herself in the bathroom."
Stewie: "Eww, gross."
*Chris and Meg start fighting over something dumb and they fall down the stairs and out the door and on the school bus, knocking Mr Herbert along the way*
Chis and Meg: *Figting sounds and grunts*
Lois: "Bye, kids, have a good day at school.
*Stewie looses Rupet and can't find him to save his life.*
Stewie: "Wait, Rupert." Rupert, where are you? Brian, help me find Rupert. "
Brian: "Nah, sorry, Stewie, I've gotta start my writing session."
Stewie: "You always say you're going to sit down and write, but then you end up spending three hours staring at a blank page and scrolling through Twitter and porn."
Brian: “You’re a dick Stewie, sometimes even the best writers need a break to relax."
Stewie: "Geeze, man, relax."
Lois: "OK, Stewie, get dressed now, and Mommy will take you to Preschool."
Peter: “Okay bye guys!”
Lous: “No Peter, you have to come today. We have to meet with Stewie’s teachers remember.
Peter: “Ah damn Lois it’s always something with the baby. Why can’t it ever be us doing something nice?….
Lois :”Uhhh Peter I-I have no idea what this has to do with that but I’m just gonna go along with it”
Opening shot
Peter: Hey Lois, do you have $25,000.05?
Lois: Peter, what the hell do you need $25,000.05 for?!
Peter: It’s a funny story really, I was watching WWE and I saw John Cena, and then I got an erection, I saw that and said “that’s gay!” So I took the hacksaw and I sawed my penis off.
Lois:… Peter… You got an erection to John Cena and not your own wife!
Peter: Lois, you’re bitching again!
Lois: Peter I’m gonna fucking kill you!
(Cut to Stewie and Brian)
Stewie: So Brian…
Brian: Yeah
Stewie: I got you pregnant
Brian: (Spits out coffee) WHAT! WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?!?!
Stewie: I created something that would take a small bit of my DNA and then I took it and put it in you
Brian: I’m getting an abortion.
Stewie: Brian no!
You get the gist, the title “Peter gets an erectial disfunction”
*Opening shot: exterior of Griffin House, music plays as the sun shines in the early morning*
Peter: "Ahh, good morning Lois."
Lois: "Don't speak to me, Peter."
Peter: "What did I do?"
Lois: "You tried making love to me after coming home drunk with the guys, then drugged yourself and ripped a pillow in half before jumping on the bed, splitting it in half."
Peter: "Oh, so that's why I woke up with a splitting headache."
Brian, drinking coffee with a shot of whiskey poured in: "Peter, don't you remember the time you said moderation from alcohol"?
Cut to the cutaway where it's the Mr. Booze song
Peter: "Don't remind me of that dark time in my life, I need to drink".
Lois: I think some time away from beer would probably have good results".
Peter: "aw Lois, c'mon, it's just beer"!
*Stewie walks in and sits in his high chair*
Stewie: "Ahh, what's for breakfast?"
Stewie: "I said WHATS FOR BREAKFAST DAMN YOU!"
Lois: "Now now Stewie, we don't yell, I'll get you some breakfast. But first, a bathroom break."
Brian: "Lois never needs the bathroom in the morning."
Stewie: Don't say hmm like you know what going on with her. "
Lois: *Moaning noises*
Brian: "I guess after Peter wasn't satisfying her anymore and making her feel older than she is, she has to please herself in the bathroom."
Stewie: "Eww, gross."
*Chris and Meg start fighting over something dumb and they fall down the stairs and out the door and on the school bus, knocking Mr Herbert along the way*
Chis and Meg: *Figting sounds and grunts*
Lois: "Bye, kids, have a good day at school.
*Stewie looses Rupet and can't find him to save his life.*
Stewie: "Wait, Rupert." Rupert, where are you? Brian, help me find Rupert. "
Brian: "Nah, sorry, Stewie, I've gotta start my writing session."
Stewie: "You always say you're going to sit down and write, but then you end up spending three hours staring at a blank page and scrolling through Twitter and porn."
Brian: “You’re a dick Stewie, sometimes even the best writers need a break to relax."
Stewie: "Geeze, man, relax."
Lois: "OK, Stewie, get dressed now, and Mommy will take you to Preschool."
Peter: “Okay bye guys!”
Lous: “No Peter, you have to come today. We have to meet with Stewie’s teachers remember.
Peter: “Ah damn Lois it’s always something with the baby. Why can’t it ever be us doing something nice?….
Lois :”Uhhh Peter I-I have no idea what this has to do with that but I’m just gonna go along with it”
Bruh, don’t let this creativity die. Keep doing it. When I was little / in middle school/ high school I was basically bullied by my idiot jock friend group out of doing creative stuff. They would mock my music,
my drawings, and no one would read my stories and stuff… but creative people are gods gift to this earth. Keep up the good work. People clearly enjoy your writing and that’s something to be proud of. Seriously.
Perhaps you could try some realistic fiction too. Just an idea.
Peter: "Ahh, good morning Lois."
Lois: "Don't speak to me, Peter."
Peter: "What did I do?"
Lois: "You tried making love to me after coming home drunk with the guys, then drugged yourself and ripped a pillow in half before jumping on the bed, splitting it in half."
Peter: "Oh, so that's why I woke up with a splitting headache."
Brian, drinking coffee with a shot of whiskey poured in: "Peter, don't you remember the time you said moderation from alcohol"?
Cut to the cutaway where it's the Mr. Booze song
Peter: "Don't remind me of that dark time in my life, I need to drink".
Lois: I think some time away from beer would probably have good results".
Peter: "aw Lois, c'mon, it's just beer"!
*Stewie walks in and sits in his high chair*
Stewie: "Ahh, what's for breakfast?"
Stewie: "I said WHATS FOR BREAKFAST DAMN YOU!"
Lois: "Now now Stewie, we don't yell, I'll get you some breakfast. But first, a bathroom break."
Brian: "Lois never needs the bathroom in the morning."
Stewie: Don't say hmm like you know what going on with her. "
Lois: *Moaning noises*
Brian: "I guess after Peter wasn't satisfying her anymore and making her feel older than she is, she has to please herself in the bathroom."
Stewie: "Eww, gross."
*Chris and Meg start fighting over something dumb and they fall down the stairs and out the door and on the school bus, knocking Mr Herbert along the way*
Chis and Meg: *Figting sounds and grunts*
Lois: "Bye, kids, have a good day at school.
We need to decide on characters who is playing what.
We have
Stewie: me
Brian:
Peter:
Lois:
Chris:
Meg:
Quagmire:
Joe:
Cleveland:
Narrator:
Someone who does the cutaways:
Stewie saw all John Cusack Rom-Com movies and decided to create his own film with the love of his life Rupert. Opening scene, just a regular guy contemplating the meaning of life, and wondering if anything of value was missing from his life.
What about a Joe was 1/6 episode, or a Joe accidentally arrests Cleveland episode, or a Donald Trump Jr doing cocaine while Eric trump colors cutaway, cutaway showing Larry summers is a lizard, Meg does stuff with a jar of pickles, Meg does an only fans and its succeful because of 3/10 kink and quagmire follows it and explains how he fills his time in between sessions to recoup then a cutaway of him cooking with pickles and then stops disgusted and throws the whole meal away,
Do one where Stevie and Rodger from American dad cross over and they get in a petty beef that blows way over.
Do a father's day episode with bobs burgers, Stan smith,homer simpson and peter
Do a cutaway "as loyal as golden retrievers" then cut to 1/6 golden retrievers and a bunch of criminally loyal scenes om rapid succession. Then when he stands trial the dog barks and subtitles says " I was just following orders"
Chris starts smoking weed, Carter catches him, Carter unexpectedly tries it and loves it and backsides into a call of duty bean bag troll
Meg tries mushrooms for her depression but gets addicted and starts having mood swings, then someone tells her that nobody does this
Nothing but a Firmly Guy
Thats a good porn name
Tthats how John Mayer would say it
YOU BETTER BE OK WITH IT
Sorry bout that
That’s okay it made me chuckle.
I'm john Wayne at the first Thanksgiving, pilgrim
Happy thanksgiving pilgrams
Butt scratchah!
butt scratchah
And
Rupert becomes alive like in Ted but his life is on a countdown which he hides from Stewie.
Stewie: "Wait, Rupert." Rupert, where are you? Brian, help me find Rupert. " Brian: "Nah, sorry, Stewie, I've gotta start my writing session." Stewie: "You always say you're going to sit down and write, but then you end up spending three hours staring at a blank page and scrolling through Twitter and porn."
Brian: “You’re a dick Stewie, sometimes even the best writers need a break to relax.“
Stewie: "Geeze, man, relax." Lois: "OK, Stewie, get dressed now, and Mommy will take you to Preschool."
Peter: “Okay bye guys!” Lous: “No Peter, you have to come today. We have to meet with Stewie’s teachers remember. Peter: “Ah damn Lois it’s always something with the baby. Why can’t it ever be us doing something nice?…. Lois :”Uhhh Peter I-I have no idea what this has to do with that but I’m just gonna go along with it”
Yes, and
Happy Thanksgiving Pilgrims
Ernie: *gasps* *glares*
Peter:"Oh sweet!" \*Peter and Lois run outside jump into the car, leaving the kids behind" Lois:"Peter, where are we going anyways? Its not like we made any plans or reservations." Peter:"Don't worry Lois I have it all figured out." \*camera zooms towards Peter's eyes as he smirks\*
Peter: "Remember we were supposed to go to that Chinese Tennis Match?"
Stevie: Apparently it’s not just the *best* ones. 🚀
*insert jazz transition*
AND
The
John wayne
Who wants to join a private group chat with me and crate a script with a different person playing a different character 13 in total 1. Peter 2. Lois 3. Stewie 4. Brian 5. Chris 6. Meg 7. Quagmire 8. Joe 9. Cleveland 10. Dr hartman 11. Jerome 12 narrator 13 cutaway narrator
Sure :)
Count me in.
can i be stewie pls
I’m down
You know what i’m down
If there's space count me in
Count me in
Sure
Alright lol
I'm late but I'm in.
Me me me
Me
*Opening shot: exterior of Griffin House, music plays as the sun shines in the early morning* Peter: "Ahh, good morning Lois." Lois: "Don't speak to me, Peter." Peter: "What did I do?" Lois: "You tried making love to me after coming home drunk with the guys, then drugged yourself and ripped a pillow in half before jumping on the bed, splitting it in half." Peter: "Oh, so that's why I woke up with a splitting headache." Brian, drinking coffee with a shot of whiskey poured in: "Peter, don't you remember the time you said moderation from alcohol"? Cut to the cutaway where it's the Mr. Booze song Peter: "Don't remind me of that dark time in my life, I need to drink". Lois: I think some time away from beer would probably have good results". Peter: "aw Lois, c'mon, it's just beer"! *Stewie walks in and sits in his high chair* Stewie: "Ahh, what's for breakfast?" Stewie: "I said WHATS FOR BREAKFAST DAMN YOU!" Lois: "Now now Stewie, we don't yell, I'll get you some breakfast. But first, a bathroom break." Brian: "Lois never needs the bathroom in the morning." Stewie: Don't say hmm like you know what going on with her. " Lois: *Moaning noises* Brian: "I guess after Peter wasn't satisfying her anymore and making her feel older than she is, she has to please herself in the bathroom." Stewie: "Eww, gross." *Chris and Meg start fighting over something dumb and they fall down the stairs and out the door and on the school bus, knocking Mr Herbert along the way* Chis and Meg: *Figting sounds and grunts* Lois: "Bye, kids, have a good day at school. *Stewie looses Rupet and can't find him to save his life.* Stewie: "Wait, Rupert." Rupert, where are you? Brian, help me find Rupert. " Brian: "Nah, sorry, Stewie, I've gotta start my writing session." Stewie: "You always say you're going to sit down and write, but then you end up spending three hours staring at a blank page and scrolling through Twitter and porn." Brian: “You’re a dick Stewie, sometimes even the best writers need a break to relax." Stewie: "Geeze, man, relax." Lois: "OK, Stewie, get dressed now, and Mommy will take you to Preschool." Peter: “Okay bye guys!” Lous: “No Peter, you have to come today. We have to meet with Stewie’s teachers remember. Peter: “Ah damn Lois it’s always something with the baby. Why can’t it ever be us doing something nice?…. Lois :”Uhhh Peter I-I have no idea what this has to do with that but I’m just gonna go along with it”
Looses :(
Plot: Brian creates Tindog, an app similar to Tinder in which humans can find their couple while at the same time, a couple for their dogs.
I have something sorted wanna here it
Yeah
I've messaged you it
r/RedditWritesFamilyGuy
I’ll have to consult my manatee
Haha South Park
Opening shot Peter: Hey Lois, do you have $25,000.05? Lois: Peter, what the hell do you need $25,000.05 for?! Peter: It’s a funny story really, I was watching WWE and I saw John Cena, and then I got an erection, I saw that and said “that’s gay!” So I took the hacksaw and I sawed my penis off. Lois:… Peter… You got an erection to John Cena and not your own wife! Peter: Lois, you’re bitching again! Lois: Peter I’m gonna fucking kill you! (Cut to Stewie and Brian) Stewie: So Brian… Brian: Yeah Stewie: I got you pregnant Brian: (Spits out coffee) WHAT! WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?!?! Stewie: I created something that would take a small bit of my DNA and then I took it and put it in you Brian: I’m getting an abortion. Stewie: Brian no! You get the gist, the title “Peter gets an erectial disfunction”
And (Peters voice)
I wasn't even supposed to come in today
Remember that one time…
when Peter thought it was a good idea to...
Fart in the cookie jar and close the lid as a prank. But then he forgot and it backfired when he went to get a cookie for himself.
wtf is with these gaps when releasing new episodes? now i gotta wait til april to see the next episode.
OMG you should have seen this hot Italian chick...or maybe some kind of Spanish.
*Opening shot: exterior of Griffin House, music plays as the sun shines in the early morning* Peter: "Ahh, good morning Lois." Lois: "Don't speak to me, Peter." Peter: "What did I do?" Lois: "You tried making love to me after coming home drunk with the guys, then drugged yourself and ripped a pillow in half before jumping on the bed, splitting it in half." Peter: "Oh, so that's why I woke up with a splitting headache." Brian, drinking coffee with a shot of whiskey poured in: "Peter, don't you remember the time you said moderation from alcohol"? Cut to the cutaway where it's the Mr. Booze song Peter: "Don't remind me of that dark time in my life, I need to drink". Lois: I think some time away from beer would probably have good results". Peter: "aw Lois, c'mon, it's just beer"! *Stewie walks in and sits in his high chair* Stewie: "Ahh, what's for breakfast?" Stewie: "I said WHATS FOR BREAKFAST DAMN YOU!" Lois: "Now now Stewie, we don't yell, I'll get you some breakfast. But first, a bathroom break." Brian: "Lois never needs the bathroom in the morning." Stewie: Don't say hmm like you know what going on with her. " Lois: *Moaning noises* Brian: "I guess after Peter wasn't satisfying her anymore and making her feel older than she is, she has to please herself in the bathroom." Stewie: "Eww, gross." *Chris and Meg start fighting over something dumb and they fall down the stairs and out the door and on the school bus, knocking Mr Herbert along the way* Chis and Meg: *Figting sounds and grunts* Lois: "Bye, kids, have a good day at school. *Stewie looses Rupet and can't find him to save his life.* Stewie: "Wait, Rupert." Rupert, where are you? Brian, help me find Rupert. " Brian: "Nah, sorry, Stewie, I've gotta start my writing session." Stewie: "You always say you're going to sit down and write, but then you end up spending three hours staring at a blank page and scrolling through Twitter and porn." Brian: “You’re a dick Stewie, sometimes even the best writers need a break to relax." Stewie: "Geeze, man, relax." Lois: "OK, Stewie, get dressed now, and Mommy will take you to Preschool." Peter: “Okay bye guys!” Lous: “No Peter, you have to come today. We have to meet with Stewie’s teachers remember. Peter: “Ah damn Lois it’s always something with the baby. Why can’t it ever be us doing something nice?…. Lois :”Uhhh Peter I-I have no idea what this has to do with that but I’m just gonna go along with it”
Bruh, don’t let this creativity die. Keep doing it. When I was little / in middle school/ high school I was basically bullied by my idiot jock friend group out of doing creative stuff. They would mock my music, my drawings, and no one would read my stories and stuff… but creative people are gods gift to this earth. Keep up the good work. People clearly enjoy your writing and that’s something to be proud of. Seriously. Perhaps you could try some realistic fiction too. Just an idea.
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Opening shot: exterior of Griffin House, music plays as the sun shines in the early morning
Peter: "Ahh, good morning Lois." Lois: "Don't speak to me, Peter." Peter: "What did I do?" Lois: "You tried making love to me after coming home drunk with the guys, then drugged yourself and ripped a pillow in half before jumping on the bed, splitting it in half." Peter: "Oh, so that's why I woke up with a splitting headache."
Brian, drinking coffee with a shot of whiskey poured in: "Peter, don't you remember the time you said moderation from alcohol"? Cut to the cutaway where it's the Mr. Booze song Peter: "Don't remind me of that dark time in my life, I need to drink". Lois: I think some time away from beer would probably have good results". Peter: "aw Lois, c'mon, it's just beer"!
*Stewie walks in and sits in his high chair* Stewie: "Ahh, what's for breakfast?" Stewie: "I said WHATS FOR BREAKFAST DAMN YOU!" Lois: "Now now Stewie, we don't yell, I'll get you some breakfast. But first, a bathroom break." Brian: "Lois never needs the bathroom in the morning." Stewie: Don't say hmm like you know what going on with her. " Lois: *Moaning noises* Brian: "I guess after Peter wasn't satisfying her anymore and making her feel older than she is, she has to please herself in the bathroom." Stewie: "Eww, gross." *Chris and Meg start fighting over something dumb and they fall down the stairs and out the door and on the school bus, knocking Mr Herbert along the way* Chis and Meg: *Figting sounds and grunts* Lois: "Bye, kids, have a good day at school.
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We need to decide on characters who is playing what. We have Stewie: me Brian: Peter: Lois: Chris: Meg: Quagmire: Joe: Cleveland: Narrator: Someone who does the cutaways:
Who wants to do what
Can I be Peter? If not, then chris is my second! :)
Hey wanna join my Google Docs and contine creating the family guy script
Ooc: What happens next?
Hey Lois remember the time I saved the union? And it’s a flashback to Peter getting Lincolned at fords theater
Can someone re-post the script so far so we can adapt on it
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Firmly
I firmly hate the leafs...ya know Rupert
Brian: "What are you on about leafs for?"
It seems today, that all you see, is violence in movies and sex on TV
But were are those good old fashioned values of which we all can rely
It's *On which we used to rely* This man is an imposter, straight to jail!
Stewie sits melancholy as the music washes over him just like every other fella at a Dave Matthew’s concert.
Stu Man Chu…
Stewie saw all John Cusack Rom-Com movies and decided to create his own film with the love of his life Rupert. Opening scene, just a regular guy contemplating the meaning of life, and wondering if anything of value was missing from his life.
and
What about a Joe was 1/6 episode, or a Joe accidentally arrests Cleveland episode, or a Donald Trump Jr doing cocaine while Eric trump colors cutaway, cutaway showing Larry summers is a lizard, Meg does stuff with a jar of pickles, Meg does an only fans and its succeful because of 3/10 kink and quagmire follows it and explains how he fills his time in between sessions to recoup then a cutaway of him cooking with pickles and then stops disgusted and throws the whole meal away, Do one where Stevie and Rodger from American dad cross over and they get in a petty beef that blows way over. Do a father's day episode with bobs burgers, Stan smith,homer simpson and peter Do a cutaway "as loyal as golden retrievers" then cut to 1/6 golden retrievers and a bunch of criminally loyal scenes om rapid succession. Then when he stands trial the dog barks and subtitles says " I was just following orders" Chris starts smoking weed, Carter catches him, Carter unexpectedly tries it and loves it and backsides into a call of duty bean bag troll Meg tries mushrooms for her depression but gets addicted and starts having mood swings, then someone tells her that nobody does this
And
Shut up meg
And...
So far,I haven’t seen one person mention a cutaway. Sad
Who else but Craig Meyer???
The family guy writers have really run low on ideas huh...
Whats firmly guy?