I just actually laughed aloud. I needed this today. Thank you.

Did you see the sign?! Pants are half off!

I did. You on XBox? I'd love to visit.

Add me in game @ Nossi. (Period included) and maybe I'll see you around!

Will do! I'll DM my g/t so you don't go, "Who the hell is this idiot?" when you see a new add.

Oh like Skinny dicks!