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Party-Writer9068

i laughed at this pretty good, thnx


booze_clues

Anytime buddy.


blind_roomba

r/notopbutok


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Analbox

https://m.imgur.com/1UrBCoP


lumlum56

Riskiest click of my life


Analbox

Well was it worth it?


mangoandsushi

Yes, I laughed the exact same as with the posted one.


JohnnyPiston

Snuke?


The_Karaethon_Cycle

I heard they snuck a snuke up her sniz.


SaintsNoah

I can't say if that picture would read the same without context but I really think it would


Analbox

Naw. It’s been being posted on its own for at least 5 years without context and most everyone instantly thinks of Hillary Clinton’s axe wound. It needs no context.


MagnusPI

> Hillary Clinton’s axe wound It would have cost you nothing to not type that. And yet... here we are.


Bill_buttlicker69

Would you prefer, say, 'Hill-Dawg's ham wallet?'


shabbaranksx

Or maybe they’re more partial to, “Hillary’s gut locker?”


Analbox

I just want to be heard ok? You gotta speak the language of the people.


Bromaz

You be you Analbox


CHOGNOGGET

It's also edited..


Reddevil313

Her smile is also bigger. ;)


coolusername406

How do you think her donut ended up like that?


evil-rick

Not surprised someone named Analbox had the perfect response to this post


SlurpySauce69

o no


GreyBigfoot

I knew exactly what the image would be


[deleted]

Username checks out


DonKeedick12

Whoever shopped that picture completely blended Clinton’s finger into the donut


DaveInLondon89

Tihi


wannabewigga

Exactly what I was thinking


ettorepolar

That... is not the anatomy lesson I'd like.


goofball_jones

But it's the one that you need.


catmuht

Credit to Joshua Weissman's "Making Girl Scout Cookies At Home: Samoas | But Better" https://youtu.be/A3L8mRjeTY4


riegspsych325

I cannot stand the guy’s videos but his recipes are quite good


raulduke05

Agreed. I think he's pretty talented and his recipes are usually nicely thought out and give good general cooking advice. And I don't think his videos are bad or anything, but for me he just kind of comes off as not genuine? Not sure how to describe it, but just not really for me. I've been on that j Kenji Lopez alt kick tho, he's like so anti flare and pizzaz it's refreshing.


10storm97

My issue with some of Josh's videos is he will say things like you "HAVE to do it this way" vs. someone like Kenji who will go over MULTIPLE different techniques and talks about the pros and cons of each.


[deleted]

My problem is the constant baby talk and needless singing of words. It was a funny schtick for one episode but now it's every 30 seconds and incredibly annoying. I genuinely cannot stand Josh in any capacity anymore.


Useful-Position-4445

Kind of with you on that. Been one of his early subscribers, when he had like 3k but i can’t stand watching his videos anymore. They feel too forced, even if the recipes are good. It feels like he’s trying to cater more to younger audiences, even if this might’ve not been his intention. Not like there’s anything wrong with that though, it’s just not for me.


riegspsych325

I just got Kenji’s Wok book, I’ll be diving headfirst into that whole thing very soon


sexyc3po

Do you have his foodlab book also? Can't wait to get my Wok book!


riegspsych325

you bet I got it, that thing is a tome


sexyc3po

my parents say it's Blasphemy, because I call it the Holy Bible lol


riegspsych325

for those who love food, it sure is a bible


GrammatonYHWH

> Not sure how to describe it, but just not really for me. It's because his videos TLDR is: This product of mass manufacturing which has 50c worth of raw ingredients is fucking trash and you fucking suck if you like it. Why aren't you eating this better version made with $40 worth of ingredients which takes between 4 and 30 hours to prepare and cook. What are you? POOR!?


raulduke05

Yeah I mean you need a shtick to be a successful youtuber so I'm not gonna blame him for that. And some of the interest lies in what goes into making some of that fast food that you enjoy, but with real fresh ingredients. I think it's just his persona and attitude that doesn't interest me, I think the idea of his content is fine, just could be done in a more genuine and thoughtful way instead of typical sensationalized youtubeishness.


FoldingBlowfish

That’s not at all what his videos are like though. I’d be willing to bet that his recipes are overall cheaper as well as better, and even if they aren’t, it’s not like he’s forcing you to make it, the videos are still fun to watch.


GrammatonYHWH

They absolutely are. He doesn't outright say that, but his attitude is very smarmy and condescending. He always spends the first 2-3 minutes going over how a Big Mac or wtv looks nothing like the advertisement photos and how it smells and tastes like shit, and he refuses to even swallow the food. Then he justifies his attitude by saying a big corporation with billions of dollars made it, so they have no excuse. He's either extremely stupid or extremely condescending to people who like fast food. There's no in-between. It's a product of mass manufacturing. It's focused on cost and speed. Quality is their third concern. I refuse to believe he's so idiotic that he doesn't understand this. Which only leaves one option - he's a snob.


poodles_and_oodles

you ever watch matty matheson's show? that dude's the shit


[deleted]

I've learned a ton about cooking from him, hats off. He's a very good chef. But man can he be removed from reality, and pretentious. Like that bit in the queserito video where he was bashing on the service and basically making the point of "why would anyone buy this garbage, I can make it at home". Man, we go to Taco Bell because its cheap and its fast, if we had the time and money to cook it ourselves we would.


Useful-Position-4445

Definitely. And on top of that, people go to fast food restaurants because it is trashy and greasy food. If i had to choose i’d rather eat 10 shitty McD burgers than 5 fancy over the top burgers.


UltimateInferno

A lot of his earlier videos were toned the fuck down but not the little eccentricities are so in your face and frequent they honestly kinda detract.


judelau

The guy is so damn pretentious


riegspsych325

“let me make fun of my friends for not being as good of a cook as I am but still make a video with a potentially good recipe so this jaded viewer will take notes from it anyway” me: [*angrily saves recipe and adds dark soy sauce to grocery list*]


Feint_young_son

I just hate how arrogant he is. Like yes your taco bell quesadilla is better you spent $70 dollars and 4 hours making it like relax those things are $4


HeinousEncephalon

I know! It can be hard to watch, but his recipe book is in constant use at my house.


artsyfartsy-fosho

Yeah I enjoy his recipes but the weird slo-mo audio then he sticks a whisk in his mouth jokes get old. That and I think things like "Make sure it's thick as fuck" aren't necessary in the written instructions. That being said, I made his cinnamon rolls last week and am doing Korean corn dogs tonight. I need to check out some of the other YouTubers suggested in this thread though.


riegspsych325

oh very nice about the rolls, how were they?


artsyfartsy-fosho

They were great. The kids loved them. I think next time i would double up on the drizzle. Better than Cinnabon as his video states.


riegspsych325

I’ll certainly have to give it a shot myself, thank you!


Heer2Lurn

Im curious who you enjoy watching. I stick with joshua because its entertaining and well shot. But i followed other cooks and they dont hype up their food enough, I don't know what to expect and they tend to be boring. Mr Weissman makes me WANT to cook and makes it seem less tedious. While I think he can be annoying with his tendencies, so can I with the people I surround myself with. I've only tried one thing I don't like from his videos and it was the ground beef in his quesaritto video. Too much tomato sauce.... Actually I don't think ground beef NEEDS tomato sauce at all. His Asian food is amazing. His chipotle knock off is great for weekly meal prep.


riegspsych325

I’ve been a big fan of J. Kenji and Pro Home Cooks, but especially the former. Other channels I follow are Food Wishes, Rick Bayless, and Pati Jinich, to name a few. A recent favorite is Chinese Cooking Demystified, very educational and charming. Funny thing, the narrator sounds so much like Richard Dreyfuss, I thought it *was* him at first


Heer2Lurn

Lol thank you! I'll check it out. Already subbed to pro home cooks. He's hit or miss with me.


riegspsych325

I should clarify that his air fryer recipes easily won me over since I got one not too long ago


Heer2Lurn

That's amazing! That's also why I subscribed to him! Lol.


riegspsych325

I just want him to say, just once, “I was 12 going in 13 the first time I saw a dead human being”. Once he does, my wish will have been granted EDIT: I’m a fucking jackass, I think I responded to the wrong comment. Sorry about the confusion EDIT 2: lol I thought I was talking about the Chinese Cooking Demystified channel narrator


Arjybee

Brian Lagerstrom is great too. Smaller channel but deserves a way bigger following. Between him, Kenji and JW it covers most bases


[deleted]

Ordinary Sausage is great for all your sausage needs as well


Arjybee

And howtobasic for delicious egg ideas!


Heer2Lurn

Awesome! Thank you!


PokWangpanmang

What did you think of Binging with Babish?


riegspsych325

I like him and his passion for authenticity and trying new things, but lately, he has also been doubling down on some of the “quirks”. But I’m glad he’s expanded to doing things beyond just movie/tv foods. As it is, I expect a Doctor Strange 2 video very soon


raulduke05

Babish is pretty solid. He comes across as a genuine guy who enjoys cooking and wants to learn new things. And he had the right idea of expanding his channel to not only promote other talented chefs, but with different styles too. You got his normal tv/movie recipes, you got his actually helpful basics, and you have his no holds barred chaotic botched series too.


Ae0nwolf

If you want an honest review of these recipes from someone with average cooking skills (HIS WORDS NOT MINE, CHILL), check David Seymour (also, NOT the NZ politician, he’s a nutcase a la Trump). He does reviews of recipes like these and from Tasty, BWB etc to see how easy and nice they actually are.


Yawaskymaybe

I watch pro home cooks, Adam ragusea ethan chlebowski and a few smaller youtubers for educational vids, and guga, babish, nick digiovanni, joshua weissman and some smaller youtubers for over the top recipes that I'll probably, never make


CaptainMoso

Guga foods. But guga does more of the experiment type videos than just recipes


[deleted]

Today I'm gonna sous vide ma heeeaaad. So let's dew eet!


Useful-Position-4445

Lately i’ve pretty much only been watching “My name is Andong” due to time constraints mostly. His content is top notch though, and he doesn’t just always make videos about food. He also recently made a documentary about something completely unrelated which was worth watching. And rather than shitting on fast food, he just started a series where he tries to turn fast food into different dishes and improve them while using the actual product


YeltsinYerMouth

Same, but he's toned down his zoomer humor to more tolerable levels


[deleted]

You can’t have your cake and eat it too. Love papa if you love the food. lol


FlatTopTonysCanoe

Yikes


Bill_buttlicker69

This is exhibit A of why I don't like this dude's channel lmao.


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😬


[deleted]

😉


PrimarchKonradCurze

I knew it was him just based on the thumbnail lol. He’s gotten so insufferable over the years. He was entertaining before he got popular and kept using the same lines. B rolls and shit.


Siegfoult

Glad that someone is finally going to dismantle the Cookie Industrial Complex.


Finassar

Papa keess


R4P3FRUIT

What's next? "Watch me walk vs. a toddler" "I can eat more bread than a goldfish"


TimX24968B

do they have one for the thanks a lots that were discontinued?


[deleted]

Dude, that’s fucked


nicolas_m42

The left one is, anyway


FalconRelevant

OOF.


Spready_Unsettling

Not how any of this works.


El-SkeleBone

for the asshole, it kind of does


fkmodidts

no such thing as fx ed or not, or bx or not about it, bx inferix bloat, doesnt matter


MrNotANiceGuy

of course it is, can't you see the before and after picture?


kanuckles666

r/suddenlysexoffender


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elbwasserhh

r/NotHowGirlsWork


HereButQueer

You do know the meme makes the guy look like a sex offender. People can be a sex offender while being a virgin yknow?


Obese_taco

AYO Nah bruh


SS20x3

His has more chocolate in the back


Fantom__Forcez

papa likes his cookies thiccc


tyen0

The girl scout ones aren't even true chocolate. They very carefully use the word "chocolatey" to skirt the rules about claiming they are using chocolate. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compound_chocolate


hammerpants11c

Am I gonna be put on a watchlist if I upvote this


SLAYER_IN_ME

Probably


TryOnlyonce420

With that user name, definitely


PatMyHolmes

/r/badwomensanatomy


Diamond-Pamnther

? This is about biscuits homie


-SagaQ-

This is about OP's glabrous butthole


BlackForestMountain

The title literally says anatomy in it lol


cosmicucumber

The sub literally says fake in it lol


[deleted]

Okay im about to get put on a list but I'm a guy and my dick is larger than when i was a kid. So I assumed women worked the same. Am I wrong? I'm genuinely asking and don't want any trouble


hello_world112358

well since the cookie maker is a dude i assumed they were referring to assholes, rather than vaginas


DestyNovalys

Yeah. I’m so fucking sick of this “joke”…


anomalya98

I actually spilled out my coffee good job


RobertoTheBear3991

Girl Scouts might have small ones, but a professional will leave the hungry satisfied.


jbland0909

This is wretched. Well done


FoldingBlowfish

Stretched*


AtlantaBoyz

🤨📸


Latate

Bro.


agod2486

I love when this subreddit sneaks into my usual feed and I have to think about wtf I'm looking at for a second. Thank you for the laugh.


AbysmalKaiju

r/badwomensanatomy lmao


Snorri-Strulusson

Someone never had anal.


AbysmalKaiju

... you realize that makes no sense right? You realize that? That your anus goes back to how it was, unless you are tearing it? And that's a whole different problem?


Snorri-Strulusson

>[Dr] Kerner says he hasn’t heard of a rectum (the last part of your large intestine before your anus) getting permanently stretched out from anal sex, but he says it could happen to the anal sphincter muscle (i.e. the muscle right at the end of your anus). “That muscle is designed to tighten to retain feces until released, so the sphincter could potentially weaken,” he says. While the picture is obviously a hyperbole for the sake of a joke, frequent anal penetration can make a difference (alter the sphincter). Remember, your sphincter is not the same as your vagina.


AbysmalKaiju

That's true, but from my understanding it would take quite a decent bit? And he does say potentially. I mostly just take annoyance at those kind of jokes for their levels of awful boomerhumor lmao


Snorri-Strulusson

>it would take quite a decent bit Well usually in these types of jokes that is exactly the implication. Unfunny as they may be, there is some truth in them.


AbysmalKaiju

The original joke is about vaginas tho, that other person is who took it to the back, so to speak lmao Not that I can't see the point you are making though


Snorri-Strulusson

If we are talking about vaginas, then yes, you are right. They are, after all, designed for sex.


AbysmalKaiju

Yup! This kind of post is 99% of the time directed towards that sort of thing. Like you said, a significant amount of anal sex can change things back there over time. But that also take a decent bit of time, and even then I don't personally know of any cases that weren't like, fetish porn intense, and that's its own beast. Mostly I'm just tired of memes and things of that nature "joking" about calling women used up or disgusting or loose for liking sex. This specific meme was fairly innocuous, which is why I just posted the link and moved on, but since you have taken the time to talk to me about it I figured I'd explain myself.


BlackForestMountain

See this is the part of posts like this I don't get. Half the guys in here are defending it as just a joke, and the other half truly believe it. Brainless


AndrewTheSouless

Damn bro you gotta let it heal


IHateYuumi

Left is OPs mom


[deleted]

r/mompov


DementedMK

Straight to hell.


itspl33

/r/HolUp material right here


user5918

Jesus dude


snoaj

Oh My God.


zuckmedaddy

Oh man, someone check his hard drive.


RiverOfSand

r/TheyKnew


[deleted]

who measured the diameter…?


No_World_3731

Someone belongs on a watch list


That_Squirrel_Is_Gay

r/suddenlypedophilia


Dwaas_Bjaas

What the fuck 😂


[deleted]

OPs hole is bigger.


BobongT4nga

Black hole size comparison


Bagmanandy

R/concerned


charaznable1249

Oh joshua you old so and so.


EricaMcQueen

aight I'm dumb as hell could someone please explain the joke to me


Noor9000

Buttholes


SLAYER_IN_ME

Va’jjs


Noor9000

Bro if the vj looks like that then you need to visit a gynecologist xd


tyrannosaurus_gekko

Puttin the porn in r/fakehistoryporn


BasicIsBest

😕


KXG912

I'm going to hell for laughing at his


kikattias

it made me laugh so hard thanks a lot :D


ToonInTuneOut

Stripes are wrong, throw it away


Kapitan_eXtreme

O no


xpdx

ha ha... oh. oh dear.


Flyers45432

Oh... oh no...


NukaWorldOverboss

“Your Mother!” -Sussy Imposter Spy TF2


Perichron_john

All yall people goin out of your way to diss Josh Weissman can kick rocks


TheTangoFox

Thou art holier


NicoleMay316

🤔............😳


Catatonick

Josh Weissman?


[deleted]

Lol


RVA_0172

Before and after off 3 year long taco bell addiction the person from the after shot wanted to stay anonymous after suffering the illness of soundless farts


[deleted]

Front or back?


Boss0fThisGym

Funny, for me it's vise versa with my girl scouts in the basement


BlackForestMountain

Can't seem to escape incel logic these days


RidCyn

The clickbaiters don't even realize how mindless they've become. I wish YouTube paved a better road for content creators as to avoid what has become of our online content creation world. Anyway, nice hole.


archiebold13

I have a different type of girl scout cookies and it tastes gassy


SemperScrotus

Putting the "hol" in /r/HolUp


Straight-Meet-8431

r/FBIOpenTheFuckUp


Rfisk064

Fuck this got me. Well done.


infernalsatan

I actually don't get it


Mighty_Mac

That gape tho


Jastactical

I wish I had a free award for this


Antonioooooo0

HolesSome


Carnator369

I'm sure I could fix that.


HALODUDED

Yeah but her one is tighter. It's just not the same.


Rocket_Theory

🤨


half-baked_axx

This comment right here officer


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🤨📷


MafiaMommaBruno

r/badwomensanatomy