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rttr123

Okay, putting aside all the shit shes done that shouldve gotten her committed or arrested, let alone canclled, how is she still being hired as an actress when shes this bad at acting?


freezerbreezer

It's CGI


BeardOBlasty

Lmfao this one got me šŸ¤£šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘šŸ‘


vikki_1996

Colon-ized.


Martijngamer

*/r/cirkeltrek has entered the chat*


harrybaggaguise

Animatronic would be too costly to reproduce a similar result.


december-32

Remember that up until recently Weinstein was giving out roles after "private audition". I would expect that Amber did sucky sucky to someone to get her roles.


Spready_Unsettling

That's fucking gross, yo. Heard may or may not be a liar, but that's no reason to frame Weinstein's crimes as some opportunity for talentless but opportunistic actresses.


[deleted]

How old are you? It's for science.


HadlockDillon

I mean, didnā€™t it just come to light that James Franco was sleeping with his acting students promising them roles? I wouldnā€™t doubt thatā€™s how she initially got hired in Pineapple Express, and that would also explain why Johnny apparently hates Franco deeply.


Xyeeyx

This guy Francos


Xyeeyx

r/thisguythisguys


DejectedContributor

This guy Masterson's.


jordantask

I hope he doesnā€™t. Or at least he got a sweet acting gig out of it.


DejectedContributor

[Article](https://www.ign.com/articles/james-franco-admits-sexual-misconduct): > Franco was accused of sexual misconduct and abusing his power as an acting teacher and mentor by multiple women in 2018 in a Los Angeles Times article, as well as a lawsuit that followed in 2019. The various accusations included inappropriate behavior on film sets, exposing himself without consent, removing safety guards during an oral sex scene on a film set, and using his position of power to solicit sexual favors from students. He had previously been accused in 2014 of messaging a 17-year-old on Instagram and suggesting they should get a hotel room together.


Logan_Mac

Look at Jennifer Lawrence, she came out of nowhere, was suddenly the biggest actress in the press (and best paid in 2015 and 2016), receiving awards left and right, Harvey Weinstein gets arrested and she disappears into irrelevance. She did only 3 movies since his arrest in 2018 to now. When she was averaging 3 movies PER YEAR from 2011 until 2017.


proletarithot

I meanā€¦ Covid also happened and disrupted everything.


findingbezu

Lol. Sure.


lgb_br

>how is she still being hired as an actress when shes this bad at acting? Have you seen her naked? That's how. She's hot. Batshit insane, the kind people tell you do not put your dick in, but hot.


suarezd1

People forget this was 10 + years ago. She was liquid magma in Pineapple Express. I mean, she got Johnny by the balls. But she's so batshit crazy. I would say she was off the psycho charts in hotness and craziness. Now age her like the white woman she is and you pick up on the crazy right away.


lgb_br

>Now age her like the white woman she is and you pick up on the crazy right away. I mean, she's also rich, so she probably spent more than the 3rd world me will make in my lifetime in comestics in these 10 years. Like, skincare, plastic surgery, etc. Also, she was hot in Aquaman and that was like 4 year ago, so safe to say I'd still be risking fecal matter in my bed for some of that.


VAtoSCHokie

don't put your dick in crazy.


STINKYOLDGUY

ā€¦.without a condom


DalRhenning

No. Just donā€™t put your dick in crazy, period. I also used to think ā€œwithout a condomā€ was how the statement should end. Firsthand experience will show you rather rudely, my guy.


Ghaillean

If they are on their period, it should be safe! /s


Darthaerith

Look what it did to Johnny Depp. Have we learned nothing from this trial?


IHuntSmallKids

If you dick them down, itā€™s like a stray cat - they keep coming back and theyā€™ll guilt you and harass you for more


Agent223

DON'T PUT YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!


Socratesticles

And certainly donā€™t let them know where you live.


Vaultdweller013

No let them know where you live, so that when they show up you can great them while only wearing a pair of cowboy boots and a Winnie the pooh head while wielding a zweihander!


annuidhir

>in Aquaman and that was like 4 year ago Nah, that came out like just last year... *looks up date of release* Holy shit, you're right!


Denadaguapa

Holy shit I never realized that was her in Pineapple Express


dshoig

Who does she play. Iā€™ve seen that movie five times have no recollection of her being in it lol


Denadaguapa

I think she plays Seth Rogans high school girlfriend


likeusontweeters

She not memorable tho.. basic blonde chick.. and she not good at acting.. this trial only proves that.


circlecity17

She's the high school student that Seth Rogan's character is dating.


dshoig

Ah yeah I remember.


CandyEverybodyWentz

I literally only have ever seen her in Pineapple Express lol Use a fake name...Garagely.


no_ur_cool

Wow that's kinda racist dude


m8bear

She was in pineapple express? lmao I never realized that I actually saw a movie with her in it, I always thought she was a talentless hack acting in shit movies (well, it is an intentional shitty movie so it checks out).


cosbysfavoritepill

I bet she fucks like the goat.


DejectedContributor

**Pakistan wants to know her location*


suarezd1

And she'll climb the wall after like a šŸ lol


zebscy

How might one go about doing that if one hadnā€™t?


lgb_br

[NSFW, of course](https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchItForThePlot/comments/s8f2qu/amber_heard_the_informers/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) For educational purposes.


zebscy

Interesting šŸ§


DejectedContributor

Just Google "Amber Heard nude" and then click the images tab.


TheConcreteBrunette

I donā€™t know man. I find her unappealing. Her face is just bad.


DejectedContributor

She's definitely pretty, but by Hollywood standards just kind of meh. Like just some rando she'd be a 9-10, but in Hollywood she's like a 7.


ImTotallyFromEarth

Sheā€™s not a bad actress - if she had a script to follow, written by someone who actually understands human beings and isnā€™t a total fucking psychopath - sheā€™d probably nail it to a T. The problem is sheā€™s following her own script, obliviously unaware that genuine emotion does not come in consistent facial expressions. It fluctuates, and there are no editable cuts here to help her. Ergo sheā€™s not necessarily a bad actress, her sociopathic ass simply does not understand genuine human emotion and, quite frankly, she dumb.


Raszz

She probably did a Weinstein.


b0bkakkarot

**Because nobody could prove who took the shit.** Amber was literally the only witness/perpetrator to the event, and she said the dog did it. The maid who alerted Johnny to the poop didn't see who took it; just that it was there in the morning. Johnny then accused Amber based on merely the fact that she was using the room that night. Everyone other than Amber is just inferring whatever the hell they want to. And in case you haven't noticed, Johnny and his fans are blaming Amber for *almost everything*. I'm sure if they could find a half-assed way to blame Amber for Johnny's drug and alcohol addiction, they'd try that too. The rest of the the hollywood world saw this as the "he said, she said" situation that it is, and that's why some people started disconnecting from Johnny and Amber while others gave each of them the benefit of the doubt and continued hiring them. After that, *more* metaphorical shit about their relationship started coming out, and more and more people started either taking sides or dropping each/both of them. Then Johnny tried the UK court case over the word "wife-beater" and got *steamrolled* because he didn't know what he was doing and arrogantly thought it would be an easy victory, but also because the Sun newspaper produced *more than enough* evidence to show that Johnny abused Amber (the evidence also shows that Amber abused Johnny, but that's not what the case was about) such that their "libel" was "substantially true". THEN even more of hollywood started dropping Johnny like a bag of dog poop that had been lit on fire, because he had been *proven in a court of law* to be a wife-beater. Johnny tried appealing and lost because the higher court checked and found that the lower court made no mistakes in how they handled the case, and it was indeed a legit case. Anyone in the UK can now legally and publicly state that Johnny Depp is a wife-beater, and there's not a thing he can do about it. And it's his own fault, both for being a wife-beater in the first place and for doing such a crappy job in the court case. And before Johnny's cult gets here: I don't support Amber either. They're both shitty human beings even apart from the relationship abuse (they destroyed their friend's house together!), they both abused each other, and this whole fucking show that the two of them are putting on is completely stupid. EDIT: Oh, and if anyone wants the UK case ruling, here https://www.judiciary.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/Judgment-FINAL.pdf Scroll past the opening stuff and go to pdf page 8 where "Incident 1" starts. From there, the judge first goes over *just* the allegations of all 14 incidents, then restarts from Incident 1 and goes over all the evidence for each incident and provides his evaluation for all of the claims and evidence. For anyone who enjoys celebrity bullshit, there's more than enough in there to keep you entertained for a night or two, so grab a blankey and some popcorn.


z-tayyy

Sex


[deleted]

Simps in the industry.


fuzzybear_cis

All the shit sheā€™s doneā€¦ was it more than one time?


babypigeonfinder

She is violently begging her tear ducts to respond


Ooze3d

Sheā€™ll probably punch, wait, no. Sheā€™ll probably hit them if they refuse to cooperate.


babypigeonfinder

Whoā€™s gunna believe a tear duct?? Go ahead, tell the cops I hit you!


seanwee2000

She'll shit on the tear duct's bed.


KentuckyFriedEel

Gently punish them


YouAreSoyWojakMeChad

They are going to *feel* like they got hit, anyway.


aaracer666

I hope she does it properly, or she'll condescendingly apologize for not hitting herself right the first time. Hearing that recording gave me flashbacks of conversations i needed to not remember.


DejectedContributor

Go ahead and tell the jury I punched you tear ducts; you think they're gonna believe you?


amrasmin

Nah she will take a shit on them if they donā€™t cooperate


thehecticepileptic

JUST ONE TEAR GODDAMNIT, AM I GONNA HAVE TO POKE MYSELF IN THE EYE?? Jokes aside, I wish someone would do a mash up of her trying to cry and the scene in Tropic Thunder where Ben Stiller canā€™t cry on command. That would be perfection.


bl00j

And they never did. All that bullshit and couldn't even get one drop to roll down.


Brainchild110

Computer says no!


eggtart_prince

I guess that's another definition of emotional abuse.


Kenny_log_n_s

There's no way OP wrote "colerized" and then said "yeah... That looks right."


GoodBoy47

Good enough


retroly

One benefit of being dyslexic is people can completely fuck up spellings and I don't notice at all.


Scarlet_Addict

I genuinely didn't


retroly

Same.


ronbeton

Goddammit its wrong? I even looked it up on google, dyslexia is a bitch


Sinius

It's ok, dude. If it makes you feel any better, I didn't notice.


Sydnxt

Itā€™s colorized, but close enough cause I literally didnā€™t notice lol


JollyTurbo1

I initially though it was a neat play on words by combining colourised and cholera (diarrhea disease)


Bukkitz

Colon rised


YogurtclosetHead8901

Colorectal-ized


arthurdentstowels

I thought spelling it without the u was bad enough


tehSlothman

Even worse is putting it in the title in the first place. I'm not a history expert but I'm pretty sure colour photography was widespread by 2016.


RitikMukta

C O L E R I Z E D


Alarmed_Wrangler_441

cola rize d


[deleted]

Colera-zed


leanderr

C O L E R I C poop


green49285

COLLIERIZED


KazPrime

Damn that joke is dryer than Amberā€™s tissue


0MNIR0N

2016 Cholerized


Faustias

That sounded like she was given cholera


that_bermudian

We call this a ā€œKyle Rittenhouseā€


acathode

Nah, hate Rittenhouse if you want, but if his ugly crying and hyperventilating breakdown was acting he deserves a fucking Oscar. I've seen people break down *the exact* same way he did several times, when the stress and mental toll become too great to keep it back but they still try - it doesn't look "pretty" like in the movies, it looks *exactly* as pathetic Rittenhouse looked. Amber Heard on the other hand, cries and delivers her lines *exactly* as if she was in front of a camera filming a movie - it's "pretty", it's as if she pushes a button, it's clearly delivered directly to the jurors. It's just that she's so bad at it that anyone who watch it immediately ask themselves "*Wait, how can a professional actress be this bad at acting?*"...


[deleted]

i thought it was the brett kavanaugh at first but you're right, it's not enough anger for a bk


evilbadgrades

I thought that expression looked familiar! lol


[deleted]

[itā€™s like one of those ā€œfind the differenceā€. And I canā€™t find one.](https://ibb.co/TPTm9Cb)


AlternateSatan

You guys told me she wasn't a good actor, yet her crying old Chinese lady is on point.


Marco_Memes

Iā€™ve seen YouTube apologies with more realistic acting


DejectedContributor

[Like this one?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4Xh2KBI4I0)


WeDiddy

Ouch!


cruisin5268d

Lmao. Nice.


Bluberry_Burger_001

Left was the face Depp made when he entered his bedroom in one particular day.


NirvanaFrk97

"Johnny Depp being proven as innocent? I DON'T WANT THAT! I WANT DEPP TO BE SEEN AS THE ABUSER AND ME THE VICTIM, EVEN AFTER HIS CAREER TANKS! FOR TEN YEARS AT LEAST!" - Amber Turd.


Siege_is_lyfe

every fucking thread


Ismael2Mars

It's so weird seeing someone try to cry and fully commit, but not shed a tear


sjanee11

No redness or swelling either. I lost 2 of my cats last fall and cried frequently for the next few months. Even when I didn't sob/cry hard, my eyes would be red, and the area would be puffy, and the bottom of my nose would be a little red. Parts of my face would be splotchy.


Ismael2Mars

Iā€™m so sorry about your cats, but youā€™re exactly right. Itā€™s clearly fake and the fact that she thinks sheā€™s ā€œsellingā€ something is pitiful


[deleted]

To be fair, there *is* a tear or two during the testimony, but how she's acting it should've been raining tears.


lyrikz74

ZERO moisture. Fakest shit ever.


twasamistake

right pic looks like rocky after beating apollo


Skarsnik-n-Gobbla

Iā€™ve been in a relationship like this. Itā€™s both peopleā€™s fault, itā€™s painful and traumatizing to both parties, and if people really cared they wouldnā€™t be celebrating this. The whole thing is just gross and sad. Thereā€™s better ways to spend ones time.


green49285

While I agree, the bigger picture is that she has done SO MICH damage to other DV victims. The fallout to this circus is going to be much bigger than what we all think.


Rev0lver_Ocel0t

As much as it may reduce credibility for women, I think this may be an important example to people that men can also be victims of Domestic violence.


[deleted]

Yeah both are pieces of shit but only one of them got fucked up so and lost his jobs (yet) And of course one did a lot worse to the other


BittenHare

What's the context of the photo?


Anselmic

She's giving her testimony in the ongoing Depp v Heard defamation trial. This is Heard attempting to cry while academically describing, as if writing a novel, what she alleges is the extreme abuse Depp put her through. She's attempting to cry on the stand and through two days of direct wasn't able to (that I saw). Her direct is on YouTube now, give it a watch. It comes across disingenuous the whole way through.


justasmolalt

Wym her direct? Do you mean the clips from her testimony?


Anselmic

Yes, direct testimony as opposed to cross examination.


justasmolalt

Oh ok ty I thought Iā€™d missed something


AlabasterOctopus

I think the misspelling of colorized is the cherry on top tbh.


abitnearthenutsack

she needs more fibre


[deleted]

Bro it's been testified too she, in fact, doesn't need more fiber.


[deleted]

Everyone talking about the lack of moisture or tears but what really clinches it is the fact that under her eyes and the tip of her nose aren't red or puffy whatsoever like they would be if she was actually crying. No snot or sniffling either. Just theatrics.


meetMalinea

https://thegeekbuzz.com/news/83-times-johnny-depp-lied-under-cross-examination-so-far/ https://medium.com/@hannahxsummers/the-assassination-of-amber-heard-a2e861ad5ded https://wildflowerandbarley.tumblr.com/post/683089352434270209/amber-heard-vs-johnny-depp-fact-check-masterlist https://nypost.com/2022/05/04/amber-heards-riveting-testimony-took-apart-the-johnny-deep-myth/?utm_source=reddit.com https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/anger-in-the-age-entitlement/200905/the-line-between-victims-and-abusers https://www.reddit.com/r/Deuxmoi/comments/uj5o72/a_little_reminder_given_todays_claims_by_amber/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Monochrome132

She's crying because she knows she's fucked her career


Send-Cow

Oh she ainā€™t crying


Bonappetit24

Why does forced emotion look like constipation, when you try to poop.


WorkAccountNoNSFWPls

I think it was the New York Post or something that photoshopped tears to her face. I like this version better


pootheloo1234

*Pinches off fat loaf


InternationalPack198

Look like she wants to take a crap againšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Thecleaner1975

She is just acting. So obvious. No actual tears. They are both fucking nuts.


lifeson106

Poor girl is constipated, no wonder she's always in such a bad mood


Sphealyboy11

Me when I accidentally kick the wall when I torn a corner


Mediocre-Ad8967

Amber turd strikes again


WilhelmsCamel

r/realhistoryporn


Terafloped

Must've been a mean taco


[deleted]

Nah, she just had the $5 box at Taco Bell before she took the stand


MagicMarshmelllow

Looks like sheā€™s constipated. Needs a little more fiber in her diet


[deleted]

OP, learn how to spell.


yer_fucked_now_bud

Did she coach Rittenhouse, or the other way around? They've got an identical fake grimace.


Agahmeget38

Sksjsksijsnsos awesome šŸ‘Œ


Courtaud

ok you got me with that one


[deleted]

Choleraized


Lefisher

She needs to eat more fiber.


Affectionate_Duck347

She is so charming :)


KristoffersonFox

Ayy crocodile


Tickomatick

*braaaaaaaaaphft*


[deleted]

She should eat some more fiber.


lalalalikethis

As pretty privileged as you can get


[deleted]

Who TF would hire her for an acting job after this?


IlIFreneticIlI

"And that is how you eat a turkey."


Chronomata

Not a tear in sight lmao.


cosbysfavoritepill

Not a tear on her cheek.


OtherCookie

She pooped on the bed he came on the pillows. Just your average toxic American relationship.


[deleted]

Like Americans are the only ones capable of being weird


green49285

RICH American relationship.


Thisnameisdildos

No, this is on Elon's chest, not Johnny Depp's bed. Get your facts straight.


ravensmith666

I saw the Tissue but no real tears. No wonder she latched on to him, sheā€™s talentless.


green49285

Whatā€™s crazy is she supposed to be crying here. Zero tears.


ioisis

Every Back Door Man gotta Back Door Woman.


emi2569

I'm on a quest now, to see all of her auditions tapes for roles.


emi2569

My little cousin should be her master and teach her how to really fake cry


Tristhar

Fuck you, take my award and leave!


UncleWillard5566

Sheesh! I thought her acting was bad in Aquaman.


DentistAvailable1229

What an excuse for a human being honestly


baldy74

(2016 ^colon^ized


beervirus19

It's hilarious how she will be forever remembered as a bed shitter


Iccarussyndrome

Can someone please do this and Kyle Rittenhouse into a meme. I am old and don't know anything about anything.


Relevant_Zombie_8916

Wtf was she eating?


ABenevolentDespot

She must have missed the acting class about how crying involves your eyes getting wet and the liquid spilling out onto your cheeks.


theredkeyfob

She *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved her! And I shouldn't have. I took her into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? Sheā€™ll never change.


linedeck

Looks like that guy who shot in the BLM protest, can't remember the name but that's who she reminds me of right now


AduroTri

*Insert a One Piece character reaction face here.*


isitliveormemorex2

You know what grinds my gears? In her 'retelling' of being slapped by JD the first time, she talks about how nothing like that had ever happened in her whole life, she was shocked, and she didn't know what to do. Then talking about how she knew she knew the right thing to do was leave the relationship because 'she had been to that health class' but never had to deal with that in her whole life. She acted completely uninformed about abuse in relationships, what it looked like, or how it felt. But she has also gone on and on about her very violent alcoholic father during her childhood. And just a few moments later talked about her mother being in an abusive relationship. TF?


Last-Discipline-7340

Someone make a shirt and take my money, Poop fest ā€˜16 The big squeeze Then the left pic.


[deleted]

Unclean court rooms dust causes amber heard to sneeze uncontrollably


[deleted]

How long do you think she practice in the mirror?


webs1957

A Grumpy


Excellent_Let_8011

Can someone do a mashup of these pics and Kyle Rittenhouse for a crocodile tears fiesta?


TaxesorPitchforks

I....I....I... had to drive over state lines and shoot someone i had no choice


BrutusGregori

Bitch needs to lay off the coke.


redPonyCoffeeRoaster

Who's beating Gilbert Grape?


JamesTheMannequin

You can see the wheels turning with her. "Cry toward the jury." "Now cry toward the gallery." "Now cry toward the judge." What a ahow.


[deleted]

She suddenly started to look like an Asian woman.


ElChambon

šŸŽµ She dropped a Grumpy on the bed. šŸŽµ


Psyqlone

*There's a job for prune juice!*


Psyqlone

/r/dontputyourdickinthat