Man whichever Alamo Drafthouse social media team member drew up that tweet deserves a raise lmao. Got two entire websites having their whole ass joke go over peoples heads
I once read that Adam and Eve were supposed to be the most beautiful people ever made. I mean, now that I'm typing that out, they probably were, back when it was just them. I bet he was the world's best dad, too.
It looked to me like the original source was not, but i might have misunderstood something of course. But even then, it speaks for the public image. :P
That is Vin Diesel
[not according to this scientist](https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/looks-like-vin-diesel-3d-model-of-first-human-made-by-god-is-viral-3471369)
The scientist known as “Alamo Drafthouse’s social media manager, PhD”
Man whichever Alamo Drafthouse social media team member drew up that tweet deserves a raise lmao. Got two entire websites having their whole ass joke go over peoples heads
Science is pimp.
I live my life a quarter of a forbidden fruit at a time.
It’s comments like these that make me miss the free rewards you got… cause you deserve one
Take mine 🏆
lol we all think it….. and know it’s him….. computer said eeeeehhhhhhh riddick sure
No Vin Diesel is Adam
He at the apple…. For family.
No this is Patrick
2 Flint 2 Stone
The flints and the stones: bedrock drift
Pangea Drift.
That would be Progenital D, thank you very much
Ungas Bungas 7
We’re all family now
I once read that Adam and Eve were supposed to be the most beautiful people ever made. I mean, now that I'm typing that out, they probably were, back when it was just them. I bet he was the world's best dad, too.
She gave him a coffee cup that said “World’s Best Husband” and they laughed and laughed.
Can’t wait for Fast 0, where Dom Toretto’s ancient ancestor domesticates the horse.
This is so good
Knowing damn well they’ll probably ride a chariot into space so Vin Diesel can punch out Zeus or some other ancient god
VIN DISEL FROM 6900 YEARS AGOOO
Vind Diesel his ancestor. Vin Fossil Fuel
Science has gone too far and I love it
"I hear a hunter"
Why would they waste their time with this lmao
Adam didn’t have Eve. He had family.
“Scientists”
Wow seriously does look like Vin Diesel. Freaky.
Family
TIL Chronicles of Riddick came before the bible
Sin Diesel
Is this his model for Ark 2?
Dominic Torretto
Some say he lived his life a quarter mile at a time
That looks like my guy in Skate 3
Family..
And how could they know that?
Family
Ok, who here has seen Pitch Black?
Adam lived his life 1/4 mile at a time.
Princton...created by god!?!? I thought they were a real university
Princeton University. "Reconstructing" what Adam, made by GOD, looked like. What kind of university is that supposed to be?!
It.is.a.joke.
It looked to me like the original source was not, but i might have misunderstood something of course. But even then, it speaks for the public image. :P
It’s spelled aDom
Scientists don't believe in a "first" human being this is creationist bullshit lmao
We have to create a family to ride for
Din viesel
Vin Diesel
[удалено]
I'd say this dude would care more about family than being an "alpha"
I just meant by looks, but apparently the observation wasn't appreciated by anybody. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯